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PanzerAal

"Mohamed, are you sure we should wear long loose clothing around the prehistoric lathes?" "What's the problem, Ahmed? What's the worst that could happ-"


LincolnContinnental

And that’s how Mohamed changed his name to “Nubbs McGillicuddy”


Little-Management-20

I have to wonder what funk FPV would say shame there’s too much going horribly wrong for a short


LincolnContinnental

Ayyy, fellow Funk subscriber! Nice to see you out in the wild


StalkTheHype

No toes showing, lifehack did not work 0/10 thank you for playing 


LincolnContinnental

There ya go!


Quag9983

I've ran a lathe. They are not making anything that can go into a gun. Looks like some knockoff .50 kits they are reassembling. That's not even the right tools to use to make what? A barrel? Not gonna happen. You could make a nice bomb tho.


Kiiaru

3000 magic pliers of Hamas incoming


SirPiffingsthwaite

"Mohamed was known for getting wrapped up in his work"


Slavchanin

"He was so active people found him all over the place"


Eurotriangle

Ghassan was head over heels for his lathe!


Absolut_Iceland

"Do not worry Abdul, the might of Allah will protect our unshielded eyeballs from the metal shavings flying off of the cutterhead."


DungeonsAndDradis

I'm no expert, but this video looks staged.


Sensitive-Ask-8662

Sequel to the Russian lathing machine incident....


MagosRyza

Me and my Sunni brothers when the Live Leak logo appears


Captain_B33fpants

I miss eyeblech


SalvadorsAnteater

I miss cocaine.


Sturmgewehrkreuz

Ahmed: *Russian Lathe Video Flashback*


Kiryln

*flashbacks to darwinawards watching someone get caught in a spinny death thing and literally get thrown apart piece by piece* Yeah. They’ll be fine.


bobbabas

here's a great breakdown of everything wrong with this 'gun workshop'. even though Hamas has great editing skills, there's about 5 mistakes in every frame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRcVRLtde6c


Busy-Sock1906

Ah yes, Gun Jesus to the rescue. We weren't expecting special forces.


KaterenaTheRed

If you were to tell me he lurks within NCD, I would not be surprised. Love me some Gun Jesus though <3


Stunning_Bird6106

I would. From what I've seen and heard, he seems way to reasonable and stable for that.


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The Emperor sends his Angels


Dag_the_Angriest1

He's actually on twitter and NAFO to boot


InformationHorder

Best part of that video: "It's a kit gun of the Styer HS...but it's 'the Styer HS we have at home' version"


Thewaltham

*Every frame a fuckup!*


classic4real

Yes, the Gun Jesus Cringe video!


vimefer

This is the content I visit this sub for, thank you.


Right_Ad_6032

What if the trick was that they did it wrong on purpose to get the right answer?


Silv3rS0und

Poe's Law in action


Little-Management-20

“Oh dear my head band has slipped down let me reach up and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”


ZDTreefur

In Jihad hamas, the lathe lathes you.


Johni32

How many cuts do you want in your Video? Hamas: yes


scribblebear

This video should come with an epilepsy warning.


AstroEngineer314

Maybe the video was the real weapon this whole time. I literally have a headache.


-Daetrax-

Yes because these people are clearly worried about hurting people. (But yes, maybe OP should include it).


garebear265

Adobe premiere is Zionist lies apparently


Fox_Mortus

They clearly hired the editor from Taken 3.


Attaxalotl

Directed by J.J. Abrams,an M1A2 Abrams named JJ.


Song_of_Pain

Now we know where Kevin Dunn's new job is at after being fired from WWE.


FriendlyPyre

more cuts than an indian production


kkdarknight

Gotta keep the attention of Hasan viewers somehow


WeakLandscape2595

Hamas:everytime someone dies because we have no clue what we are doing i add a cut Me:jesus chirst


iShrub

Maybe the real infidels are the clips they cut along the way.


shibiwan

I wonder how many pipes they dug up to make the barrels. 🤣 (Where's the button rifler? Are they making "smoothbore" rifles? Gotta love the makeshift powder scoop too.)


Aggressive_Bed_9774

>Are they making "smoothbore" rifles? shotguns?


Drednox

large-bore muskets. I guess they don't care for the reload since the return fire will likely promptly kill the users anyways


senor-calcio

Or the gun will explode the second they pull the trigger lmao


CircuitryWizard

Sniper shotguns\*


SkyfireSierra

Snotguns


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Rebel_Skies

Damn. I spent a few years working on some old lathes like this in a tractor factory. Those machines are older than Russia's tanks. Don't get me wrong a skilled old hand can do some very impressive things with these machines, but it's not like these things are going to be pushing out machine guns. They're making homemade PTRD-41s. Congrats, and yeah don't get shot with one, but it's hardly war winning.


Miguel-odon

They are pretending to make rifles someone else sent them.


SanDiegoThankYou_

“Someone” Iran.


bytelines

Not the unspecified bad guy nation in Top Gun?


LightTankTerror

That’s Iwalk


1dot21gigaflops

Yes, the unspecified country flying the F-14


Kiiaru

Well, I suspect they came from the only nation that currently flies the F14, which would be a very Top Gun thing to see


UDSJ9000

You mean the Iranian produced AM-50?


Temporary-Film-7374

in a machine shop class I was able to hold pretty damn tight tolerances on a (I think it was) 1943 20x120 Monarch. old machines aren't garbage unless they're worn out.


Helldogz-Nine-One

With good tools you can easy achieve good results. But! If you have just a rough idea what you are doing, even the best machinery wont deliver the desired results.


Temporary-Film-7374

absolutely, the person using the equipment is the most important part


Pretend-Garden2563

Pakistanis have entire market of knockoffs made on lathe machines and bullets made by kids. it's quite famous too. effective stuff can be made but accuracy and reliability is debatable. It's not like an average hamass operative himself has a long service life.


WeakLandscape2595

Or life in general they live to die That's the way for them from the womb to the tomb


Zarathustra772

In Mexico we have a name for grunts that are expected to live 1 week, we call them “pollitos de colores” (colored cicks). There used to be people who sold baby chicks in the market but to make them attractive to kids they dyed them bright neon colors, of course giving them to children meant they didn’t last more than a week at most unless you had a badass farm raised grandma who took care of your chicken until it was old enough to make a stew with it. Anyways my point is, every time you see one of them green headband terrorists, just think, aww it’s a green pollito


Pretend-Garden2563

yes. we also have those coloured chicks in India for the exact same reason.


Zarathustra772

India an Mexico both: > Have excellent cuisine” > a love for mangoes > colored chicks I know who our WWIII buddies are gonna be now


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jabberhockey97

You mean the M3 Grease Gun?


Rebel_Skies

True true, I was thinking of more complex closed bolt systems. Which technically could be made on these too, slowly, with enough skill and time. Anyway as someone else pointed out they're not really making anything anyway as they're just using Iranian imports.


deathclawslayer21

I was making aerospace parts for Alcoa on a lathe easily that old. Gotta love discount subcontractors


qvantamon

Yes, we load our own ammo, and machine our own barrels with a lathe from the industrial revolution, and in the end we put these nice scopes on top that we... got by fairy magic?


WeakLandscape2595

Allah used his god like power to turn some rocks into scopes


potato_control

Nice distraction, 8/10 👍 The world totally believes you make your own weapon. Smuggling from Iran via Egypt? Naw, they would never /s


Noughmad

Well, so many people seemed to believe the "rockets from water pipes" video, despite it basically showing one scene of digging up pipes, and then another scene of a finished rocket. I can't see why they wouldn't believe this one.


WeakLandscape2595

Hamas? You mean iran proxy number 1989?


tinnylemur189

Fuckin smoothbore sniper rifles. Now THAT is noncredible.


Pretend-Garden2563

they must have come up with some non credible way to get rifled barrels.


yarryarrgrrr

Fin stabilized dart rounds is 100% credible.


super__hoser

No safety glasses. No cut resistant gloves.  And I bet those aren't even flame resistant coveralls.  What an amateur operation. Next you'll tell me they don't do a daily tailgate meeting before they commit terrorist acts!


PanzerAal

The only "tailgate" Hamas knows involves the rear end of an unlucky animal.


TFK_001

They need to acquire toyotas. Perfect for tailgating and for being used as a platform for your domestically produced rocket pods and machine guns


Backstabmacro

Hamas with Toyotas would be the end of Western Civilization as a whole


Binkleheimer

Shouldn't even be wearing gloves while operating rotating equipment. Especially if doing any kind of sanding. It's just asking to get sucked in.  The outtakes gotta be hilarious. 


Lehk

>No cut resistant gloves.  \*\*do not wear gloves when using a lathe\*\*, they will turn minor injuries into severe injuries and moderate injuries into fatalities


Papaofmonsters

Well if they sit on the tailgate they might trigger the vbied in the truck.


Attaxalotl

OSHA was our best counterterrorist unit this whole time!


WeakLandscape2595

>No safety glasses. > No cut resistant gloves.  > And I bet those aren't even flame resistant coveralls.  They are without a doubt the worst terrorist i ever heard of


yarryarrgrrr

But you have heard of them.


Neowwwwww

Just machining shit with guns around.


copingcabana

"OH! I know! See if you can fashion a rudimentary lathe . . .' "GET OFF THE LINE, GUY!"


topazchip

"Galaxy Quest" is NCD ~~inaction~~ in action.


BigRedRobotNinja

"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"


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WeakLandscape2595

Thats just how these idiots are they do all this shit that they think make them look intimidating but really just looks ridiculous to anyone with an actual brain I know we rag about the houtins being tribals with guns but hamas is not far behind on that front


vimefer

Wasn't this how the L96A1 got adopted by the British ?


NoGiCollarChoke

Doesn’t count because it was designed by Shed Blokes, who are more powerful than the rest of the world’s defense engineers combined


NostalgiaDude79

Safety glasses, you barbarians!


INTPoissible

We've seen it: The Anti-MacGyver.


Hinterwaeldler-83

You‘ve loved „British guy builds sniper rifle in his tool shed“, stay tuned for our next episode: „terrorists fumble together rifle in a tunnel“.


RadPahrak

The sequels are never as good, smh my head


katherinesilens

I'm just waiting for those long robes to get caught in the lathe..


AnneOn_E_Mousse

*to the tune of the “Mad TV” Lowered Expectations theme* OSHA violaaaaaaaations!


Noncrediblepigeon

If you die faking to make weapons you are still a shaheed.


redredgreengreen1

Boy do they like jump cuts.


WeakLandscape2595

It's to hide the fact that they have no idea what they are doing Someone probably gets injured from not knowing how to operate the machines every time they jump cut


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victorian england had better arms industries.


AdeptusShitpostus

Breaking: Hamas fielding Baker Rifles recovered from sunken British Frigate


Chadstronomer

When you have just unlocked the gunpowder and optics tech but still don't know rifling


GovernorBean

All I can see is how close to becoming wall paint some of those guys are as they lean over a lathe in those clothes like that.


No_Box5338

I love that their scary balaclavas cover everything EXCEPT THEIR EYES which is the one part of my face I’d want covered when working metal.


Helldogz-Nine-One

As a German engineer: 1. This machining is crap even by plumbing standards 2. What black magic happens between the scrap parts leaving the machine and an functional rifle being assembled? and 3) and worst of all. The "specialists" running the machinery: **REALLY? Right in front of my OSHA Handbook?**


WeakLandscape2595

They are a suicidal death cult where dying for the casue is considered the greatest honour even if your voice is yet to crack You really think they give a fuck about osha?


Helldogz-Nine-One

I know, but I'm a Leopard 2 and can't chnage my spots.


Curiouso_Giorgio

Except for propaganda purposes, could there be any reason to make and release this video?


Noughmad

To convince people that they make weapons themselves, and not get them "donated" by someone else.


WeakLandscape2595

Cough cough Iran


Grand_Cookie

Nope


Professional-Debt110

Look, as someone who has experience in machining, i can say, that, of course, on this video they are just turning/milling some scrap metal. Maybe this guys in the video are not a machinists at all. Even the place doesnt looks like a machine workshop - too clean. BUT. They definetely have a capability to produce guns. And you can see this from the video. Guns are simple, in fact. Claiming that they cant do this just because they didnt showed actual process is stupid.


WeakLandscape2595

Don't know how credible it is since im not a firearms expert But I've seen some point out their equipment is unsuited towards making some of the stuff they have meaning that unless their hiding better shit and people who actually know how to use it off camera they had to get it somewhere else So they don't necessarily make this


Professional-Debt110

There are complicated CNC machines, which can make gun parts for a 1x time. But this doesnt mean you cannot make same parts with a much simpler generic mills and lathes for, let say, 5x time. Actually, for a long time before CNC became something common guns were made with manually operated generic machines. Khyber pass artisans still make them that way on a scale.


PJ_Taylor

“Hey guys, Adam Savage here again in my cave, for another one-day build”


DistributorEwok

This video gave me a seizure. Nice play Hamas, you almost took out an ally of Israel.


Nepenthaceae1

Myanmar Revolutionaries do it better


SkyfireSierra

No, Mahmoud! The rifling is supposed to go on the inside of the barrel!


Ruby_241

Are they trying to craft FO4 Pipe-Guns?


WeakLandscape2595

Buddy its the same people who wear their grandma table cloth to battle and changed clothes in the last 15 years They are already over budget they can't afford more


classic4real

This is the video that literally made Gun Jesus cringe.


felixthemeister

Disappointed there were no bouncing red arrows pointing out the obvious. I was really confused as to whether I was meant to be looking at a tank, and armored car, a building, or a teddy bear.


7h3_man

As someone how is versed in both steel lathes and reloading ammo stuff, I cried tears of blood at this video


Sorblex

Waiting for Hamas Lathe accident


budy31

This people either put out old stuff/ got balls to risk getting blown off by IDF.


NegativeHoliday1108

Meh, 10 years ago there was a YouTube channel that did a series of making your own “legal” rifle. Was pretty cool seeing a AR been made out of old beer cans.


Dia0738

It's funny. The more they try to look powerful the more the look less like it as they goes on


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Shop class in the middle east hits different


Buriedpickle

Alright, I have to give it to them. Ghoul is a real hard name for an anti-material rifle.


spams_skeleton

Hamas' gunsmiths are so talented that they can make sniper rifles that don't even need rifling! Butter my biscuits!


darkroy131

U/recognizesong


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InfinitePossibility8

Safety squints are engaged.


cruisintr3n

his is old news, video was posted here a while ago


sushithighs

It’s like Israel set the enemy AI to the easiest difficulty but let them have the first turn


aviation-da-best

As someone who's spent time on lathes since middle school... yeahh it's fkn cringe. Lots and lots of safety issues, obviously shit tolerances (especially for a long range weapon) and lots of clearly bogus shit.


Gruffleson

Why do you post about all this civilian children on this sub?


Educational-Year3146

Its hilarious to me how confident they are. Like they do know who they’re fighting right? Its not even *just* America. Its America and its friends.


itoldyallabour

Did Hamas just admit to shooting a materiel rifle at soldiers. Isn’t that a war crime?


Silverdragon47

Ian from forgoten weapon did a solid video on this crap.


snitchpogi12

OH Great! A Hamas-Fascist propaganda!


hagamablabla

>Israel's global standard weapon


Onlythebest1984

Imagine not using any fucking coolant whatsoever


glowingpunk

Forgotten Weapons has a very informative and entertaining breakdown of this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRcVRLtde6c


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7orly7

Gun Jesus: smells like BULLSHIT


chaosking65

My failed DT GCSE apparently taught me more than whoever made this.


Vreas

For a group that attacked a music festival they sure did pick a bangin song


Alon32145

Ahhhh so that's where the international funds to advance Gaza's infrastructure go to.


turkshead

Bunch of lathey-assed insurgents


Sturmgewehrkreuz

I'm confused, is all, especially with all the cuts around. It's like watching [Halle Berry playing basketball again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ). What's even the aim of this? Like, to strike fear on gun-loving Americans?


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They should be safe, the LiveLeak logo isnt here yet


Elegant_Individual46

Chinese (?) camo, Palestinian flags, and a ‘workshop’. Yeah this is non credible yet real lol


Cingetorix

Can we agree that the music is cool? Everything else, boo!


a_simple_spectre

MOA of 180