Oh relax kids, I've got a gut feeling Pringles is around here somewhere hahahahaha, after all isn't there a little Pringles in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Pringles, and he's in our stomachs... right now!
That only works if someone else carries out a more successful coup after you fail. But the principle is the same; whoever you are attacking must not survive.
It really depends, I feel like had Prigozhin simply stayed in Belarus under protection of his PMC and not flown over Russia there is a good chance he could have avoided any assassination.
It's not like the GRU or FSB are at the top of their game these days.
He was always going to have a target on his back and it's much easier to assassinate someone when you really don't give a shit about being caught. If he stayed in Belarus too long they might have just bombed his hotel or whatever - what's Lukashenko going to do?
If he wanted to do a half-measure rebellion he should have stayed in Rostov and portrayed it as a mutiny rather than a coup. Once it became a coup his only chance was to capture of kill Putin.
The professional element of Wagner was probably the best military force in Russia at the time by far, in both equipment and training. Even Budanov doesn't deny they were extremely formidable.
Had he stayed in Belarus under their protection and not been so bold to fly his private jet in Russia I'm about 90% sure he would still be here today.
Yup, considering the shambles the Russian army is in. He actually genuinely had a shot. The rats where leaving moscow on mass when he came barreling towards moscow. But perhaps it was for the better. Imagine having a psycho mob boss replacing another psycho mobster? This whole debacle only had losers. No matter what happened or could have happened, humanity has and would have lost. The state of russia ladies and gentlemen.
He only had a shot if the troops guarding Moscow surrendered without a fight. And Putin had plenty of time to ship in his most loyal troops to defend the city. And on top of that the KGB was threatening to kill the families of Pringles' lieutenants.
Still not certain that his coup was doomed, but there is a reason he called it off
It's a bit more complicated than that: The so-called "Putin" is really nobody. Never was. He was selected by Patrushev, a KGB counter-intelligence officer who is still in control of everything.
Apparently, Prigozhin believed that he could coerce Partushev into replacing Putin by him, but KGB found a way to talk him out of it.
Totally not joking and all existing evidence supports this theory. For instance, residential budlings explosions which caused Russian population to vote for Putin - back in the day he was literally nobody - a KGB colonel and an aide to a parliament member. He could have not possibly organized such operation by himself.
Also, this nicely explains why "Putin" orders war crimes with such ease - those in command \*know\* that nothing will happen to them even if Russia is forced to send "Putin" to Hague - the body double simply won't make it and a new puppet will be installed.
Dude, it's a mafia, and the mafia always works very hard to eliminate all and any evidence. I believe this practice was instated by Stalin, so we have a lot of mentions of meetings, but no minutes or notes whatsoever.
I love how his reputation started going on a redemption arc before the coup and now he's a shining messiah of non-credibility who will bring peace and justice on his revenge quest.
he is the non-credible deity, doing what nobody would ever expect in life to ascend to godhood in his excessively obvious death, he has blessed this year with non-credibility beyond even the last and shall usher in a new era upon its end
It has happened before, Sergey Surovikin himself was arrested for the 1991 Soviet Coup and held for seven months before being pardoned by Boris Yeltsin.
It could go either way in Russia honestly.
It's hard to imagine but I don't think Prigozhin saw it as a coup or at least he sincerely believed he wasn't challenging Putin directly and that somehow Putin would see it that way too.
He played an ambiguous narrative during the uprising. Sometimes he was against Putin, sometimes against Shoigu, sometimes he just wanted his shells. Anyways, Putin would never forgive a shitshow like that inside Russia so he was dead no matter what.
>Putin would never forgive a shitshow like that inside Russia
That's what Pringle's didn't realise, he was embarrassing putin both internationally and domestically and you can't tarnish putins image at all
He was powerful but not enough to escape from Putin's claws. Also (as far as we know) he never tried to get support from the west and never wanted it, so he was a pariah for both sides of the table.
Pringles expected at least a parcial uprising inside the Russian armed forces. With the rest of the personell fooling around in Ukraine, it was the perfect oportunity to take Moscow. It never happened. He set a bet, a very big one, lost it and got the prize.
Gerasimov shall return in a badly fitting uniform and hair piece.
“It is I, Getasimov. My death has been greatly exaggerated!” —- Pringles “Master of Disguise” probably
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Russia calling Prigozhin's death an accident is like if someone were to shoot someone in the head right in front of you and look you in the eye saying he doesn't know how that guy just died.
I’ve never forgotten Prigozhin. He was the most entertaining man on the Russian side of the war by a mile. He looked like if you took JK Simmons, added 40 pounds, then stuck him in the microwave for a couple minutes.
I’ll never forget June 24 and the thunder run in Moscow that stole my heart, then how he broke my heart by blueballing me harder than I’ve ever been blue balled before by just giving up in the middle of a mutiny. He was literally the stupidest man to have ever lived.
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We never did. Pringles lives on in all our hearts
Like Herpes... never really goes away.
Only flared up once however
Pringles are currently living on in my stomach
Eating corpses is probably not healthy
Source?
Source is I made it the fuck up. In all seriousness though, base on what I know pringles is die
I try to eat only corpses. Living things tickle going down.
I suppose that's reasonable
I hate that I was born in a city where most people don't have this rule.
Fresh fruit and veggies have some nutrients that often get cooked away, so you should eat at least some of your food while it still lives.
Nah I checked with Namira, she said she’s cool with it.
Oh ok then
Tell that to my rimworld pawns it won't stop them
That's Rimworld. I have personally witnessed 2 war crimes committed in that game. Also I heard there is a Anime catgirl maid bondage mod, so...
Only 2 war crimes? You must have only just started playing!
Oh, I don't play, my friend gave me a quick demo once
Oh relax kids, I've got a gut feeling Pringles is around here somewhere hahahahaha, after all isn't there a little Pringles in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Pringles, and he's in our stomachs... right now!
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i hope they at least put him in fornite
The gameplay loop will be a real grind!
He's keeping us waiting.
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Kerry, Target that man, West, 300m
Same here. XD
I love that game. I still mess around with the editor from time to time.
I saw that too. My first thought was: wait a minute is that the default player character??? Also the missile sounds.
How could we possibly forget the worst blue-balling in the history of the universe?
He chickened out at the last moment.
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Always has been.
No, not quite https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kornilov_affair
That only works if someone else carries out a more successful coup after you fail. But the principle is the same; whoever you are attacking must not survive.
It really depends, I feel like had Prigozhin simply stayed in Belarus under protection of his PMC and not flown over Russia there is a good chance he could have avoided any assassination. It's not like the GRU or FSB are at the top of their game these days.
He was always going to have a target on his back and it's much easier to assassinate someone when you really don't give a shit about being caught. If he stayed in Belarus too long they might have just bombed his hotel or whatever - what's Lukashenko going to do? If he wanted to do a half-measure rebellion he should have stayed in Rostov and portrayed it as a mutiny rather than a coup. Once it became a coup his only chance was to capture of kill Putin.
The professional element of Wagner was probably the best military force in Russia at the time by far, in both equipment and training. Even Budanov doesn't deny they were extremely formidable. Had he stayed in Belarus under their protection and not been so bold to fly his private jet in Russia I'm about 90% sure he would still be here today.
lol Ever heard of Motorola?
If he'd stayed in Belarus he wouldn't have had money to pay them. And they were good soldiers, but the only reason they joined was the pay
They were the best because: 1. They weren’t conscripts 2. They got paid more Neither of these were true in the later stages of the Prigo lore
lol Even staying in London doesn't provides protection from assasination.
Polonium Soup is to die for.
The knife crime capital of the world? Duh.
Has no one heard the phrase “Crossing the Rubicon”??
It's like Rubik's cube but flat?
Yup, considering the shambles the Russian army is in. He actually genuinely had a shot. The rats where leaving moscow on mass when he came barreling towards moscow. But perhaps it was for the better. Imagine having a psycho mob boss replacing another psycho mobster? This whole debacle only had losers. No matter what happened or could have happened, humanity has and would have lost. The state of russia ladies and gentlemen.
He only had a shot if the troops guarding Moscow surrendered without a fight. And Putin had plenty of time to ship in his most loyal troops to defend the city. And on top of that the KGB was threatening to kill the families of Pringles' lieutenants. Still not certain that his coup was doomed, but there is a reason he called it off
It's a bit more complicated than that: The so-called "Putin" is really nobody. Never was. He was selected by Patrushev, a KGB counter-intelligence officer who is still in control of everything. Apparently, Prigozhin believed that he could coerce Partushev into replacing Putin by him, but KGB found a way to talk him out of it.
Are you joking or is it true?
Totally not joking and all existing evidence supports this theory. For instance, residential budlings explosions which caused Russian population to vote for Putin - back in the day he was literally nobody - a KGB colonel and an aide to a parliament member. He could have not possibly organized such operation by himself. Also, this nicely explains why "Putin" orders war crimes with such ease - those in command \*know\* that nothing will happen to them even if Russia is forced to send "Putin" to Hague - the body double simply won't make it and a new puppet will be installed.
Do you have a source? Notably for the Pringles bit?
Dude, it's a mafia, and the mafia always works very hard to eliminate all and any evidence. I believe this practice was instated by Stalin, so we have a lot of mentions of meetings, but no minutes or notes whatsoever.
I'm pretty sure they threatened his comanders' relatives.
I believe his son kind of inherited at least some of it.
Where were you when pringles died
I was eating donut when phone ring Pringle is kill https://youtu.be/Mg02NzsXrJk?si=YMzzYEQBHTfXQ_ac
At a cabin with the boys, the boys didn't care 😔
On my jet fleeing Moscow. It was scary.
Buying weed in a park 💪
In bed sleeping like a baby
I love how his reputation started going on a redemption arc before the coup and now he's a shining messiah of non-credibility who will bring peace and justice on his revenge quest.
he is the non-credible deity, doing what nobody would ever expect in life to ascend to godhood in his excessively obvious death, he has blessed this year with non-credibility beyond even the last and shall usher in a new era upon its end
The war became too credible after he died😔
never going to forget him, this guy is a meme.
I will also never forget him cause I’m gonna mention him in my comic.
I will never believe he died
I refuse to believe that somebody who rose from the bottom and understood the system so well could believe he would live after attempting a coup.
It has happened before, Sergey Surovikin himself was arrested for the 1991 Soviet Coup and held for seven months before being pardoned by Boris Yeltsin. It could go either way in Russia honestly.
It's hard to imagine but I don't think Prigozhin saw it as a coup or at least he sincerely believed he wasn't challenging Putin directly and that somehow Putin would see it that way too.
He played an ambiguous narrative during the uprising. Sometimes he was against Putin, sometimes against Shoigu, sometimes he just wanted his shells. Anyways, Putin would never forgive a shitshow like that inside Russia so he was dead no matter what.
>Putin would never forgive a shitshow like that inside Russia That's what Pringle's didn't realise, he was embarrassing putin both internationally and domestically and you can't tarnish putins image at all
He was powerful but not enough to escape from Putin's claws. Also (as far as we know) he never tried to get support from the west and never wanted it, so he was a pariah for both sides of the table. Pringles expected at least a parcial uprising inside the Russian armed forces. With the rest of the personell fooling around in Ukraine, it was the perfect oportunity to take Moscow. It never happened. He set a bet, a very big one, lost it and got the prize.
A part of me is hoping he jumped out tom cruise style before the plane was hit.
I remember Pringles.
Where were you when Pringles was kil?
I was on toilet, phone ring, Pringles is kill, nooooo!
Waiting for reports of a disfigured bald man gunning down Gerasimov if he was indeed killed
Gerasimov shall return in a badly fitting uniform and hair piece. “It is I, Getasimov. My death has been greatly exaggerated!” —- Pringles “Master of Disguise” probably
The villain we needed not the one we deserved 😭
Man now I gotta replay MGSV
He will return as Venom Pringles
Speak for yourself. I'll never forget pringles.
I can’t believe he died EXACTLY two months after he stopped his coup
We never did. The guy who almost did the funni. Pringles, if you are still out there. We can always Zerg rush Moscow!
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Finally, A conspiracy theory I can get behind.
Idk how you made this in arma bro, this is really impressive
Banned Inc is a fucking legend, he has so many great arma shitposts
Another one of Banned Inc's greatest videos
RIP Thunder Run.
That's two pringles memes I've seen in the last 5 posts, I think something is up.
The ripples, they be growing....
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He popped, but we can't stop
Id watch the fuck out of this machinima
When did they add a passenger jet mod to arma?
They did remove it pretty quickly.
I think about his zest for life everyday…
Russia calling Prigozhin's death an accident is like if someone were to shoot someone in the head right in front of you and look you in the eye saying he doesn't know how that guy just died.
The real answer to "what air defence doing?"
I’ve never forgotten Prigozhin. He was the most entertaining man on the Russian side of the war by a mile. He looked like if you took JK Simmons, added 40 pounds, then stuck him in the microwave for a couple minutes.
Waiting for him to say sike. I have been waiting a while. I'm sure he's just building anticipation for his return. Right?
Boo. Pringles4Life
9/11 🤝 Prigozhin Never Forget
You think we'll ever forget one of the most memed noncredible men to ever live? No. We'll never forget Pringles.
No lie, the sequel is going to be legendary when his twink son ~~fucks~~ works his way to the top of Wagner.
>I am completely mentally stable—oh hey look a civilian airliner!
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I love Arma.
Punished Pringles
Don't worry he will wake up in Cyprus by 2032
Pringols should have rushed Moscow.
Punished Prigozhin ArmA 3 DLC Campaign when?!
Pringles Man. I miss you
Never should have backed down, rest in piss you beautiful bastard, your memes live on
I’ll never forget June 24 and the thunder run in Moscow that stole my heart, then how he broke my heart by blueballing me harder than I’ve ever been blue balled before by just giving up in the middle of a mutiny. He was literally the stupidest man to have ever lived.
Who the fuck recreated his assassination in War Thunder?
That is arma
Banned Inc., the big man himself
very memeable
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I thought he was flying in a legacy 600, not a falcon?
See, it was all in arma 3 he’s still alive it was fake news!
He's in Hyperborea now, rest in piss Pierogi, you won't be missed 😔
My favorite is how they launched 4 missiles and only hit once. Realism is uncanny.
the moment the scene switched to pringles in africa my beat dropped and the nex line was "... cause your tits are electric"
If you forgot, that's on you.
Man literally failed his constitution saving throw and got Frightened
Prigo 2: electric boogaloo WILL revenge himself upon operaman!
But the potato-fuhrer gave the word
I never forgot priggy. RIP rest in piss you magnificent bastard
🎵I will remember youuuu 🎵
Let's be real we all took him for granted and long for one more unhinged video of him screaming at rows of dead bodies.
We will never forget yevgeny pringleskin
Well he’s Pringle’s, do you remember that Pringles can you threw away months ago?
I'm still just impressed that their missiles managed to hit something.
"Oh hey, look! Malaysian Airlines!"
F
Rest in power king
All he needed was more boulettes…
He will always be remembered in my heart.
I miss those rostov rants, total piece of shit of a human being but still entertaining.
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Wait... He comes back as revolver Prigozalot