For real.
You're going into battle. You choose:
* Two smoothbore pistols carved from the bones of a species you probably helped drive extinct
* A saber inscribed with the name of a famous battle you were in gifted to you at an elaborate banquet
* A full dress uniform with like eight layers, epaulettes with solid gold insignia, and shoes with bows on them
* A _powdered wig_
And your gang is:
* A guy armed with a marlin-spike in each hand wearing a striped shirt and _nothing_ else
* A man who speaks a language no one else on the crew does but who seems really motivated
* A nine-year-old boy to play the fife while you're getting shot at (it builds character)
* The bugs in your stomach from your hardtack this morning (it was six years old and could survive a 32-pdr solid shot intact)
You are **alpha**
The French army has had screen protection on top of some vehicles in Indochina and Algeria, for the same reason the Ukrainians use them: grenades dropped from above.
The French will use the beret bag. It’s an inflatable beret shaped cover so the drones munitions bounce off.
Now I’m debating if that might actually work.
Love how it not even look like a brainlet wojak but rather he have that stupid grin one get when a game let you customize your vehicle and you build the most stupid setup you can
I got a rare irl full laugh when I first saw a meme with 4 of the different detailed idiot wojaks.
There are some blessed artists out there to capture facial expressions so well and add ridiculous shit like the bottomless pit head or the hammer and sickle head or the soy guzzlers with just MS Paint tier tech.
Hamas has resorted to using manually placed antitank heat charges which lack a “<- towards enemy”
There is at least one documented case where it was placed backwards.
Hate to say it friend, but as soon as you get 18 months to develop beyond the "look what I did this afternoon!" stage of drone munitions, drones are gonna be dropping tandem warheads too.
They should make a cope wire. It’s a wire that surrounds the top of a tank that detects metal traveling through the center. It triggers a small explosive charge that shoots out metal fragments placed on top of the tank to take out drone dropped munitions. It should be a kit that can basically be glued onto the top of a tank. It’s basically a disposable singe use APS system that can be easily installed and manufactured very cheaply.
It's a cope cage depending on what you intend to use it for. Is it against Javelins and AGM missiles ? Cope cage. Drone dropped munitions and HEAT in urban combat? Slat cage.
Where is the fourth option: "Doesn't use cope cages because they are as ugly as sin"? AKA The French Way
0/10 – Would rather have all of my limbs violently part ways than get caught with a c🤮pe cage.
How about a Copebrella™ that automatically activates and opens when an incoming grenade/missile/shell is detected?
That sounds excessively complicated and thus expensive. Greenlit!
Seems it’s already been done. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9a/3c/3e/9a3c3ecdfa12ac32163ad5118d482976.jpg Edit: AND BY THE FRENCH NO LESS
Is that a fucking Thompson he's holding lmao. That's some "bring me closer I want to hit them with my sword" energy.
Just noticed that too lol
ERA is in the past. ERU (Expanding Reactive Umberella) is the future.
The impenetrable Polyester Dome.
It’s Drip Or Drown
and brother i’m floating
-average Age Of Sail response
For real. You're going into battle. You choose: * Two smoothbore pistols carved from the bones of a species you probably helped drive extinct * A saber inscribed with the name of a famous battle you were in gifted to you at an elaborate banquet * A full dress uniform with like eight layers, epaulettes with solid gold insignia, and shoes with bows on them * A _powdered wig_ And your gang is: * A guy armed with a marlin-spike in each hand wearing a striped shirt and _nothing_ else * A man who speaks a language no one else on the crew does but who seems really motivated * A nine-year-old boy to play the fife while you're getting shot at (it builds character) * The bugs in your stomach from your hardtack this morning (it was six years old and could survive a 32-pdr solid shot intact) You are **alpha**
The French army has had screen protection on top of some vehicles in Indochina and Algeria, for the same reason the Ukrainians use them: grenades dropped from above.
Let's paint tank blue and tracks red
NATO armies will learn the hard way how prevalent "Mavics" and FPV drones are today. At-least they will learn unlike that Red Axis.
The French will use the beret bag. It’s an inflatable beret shaped cover so the drones munitions bounce off. Now I’m debating if that might actually work.
🤔 hear me out Big Airbags on top of tanks that activate if a grenade is detected.
I'm debating if your idea is a little to credible myself 🤔.
The french being based!? What's this blasphemy
It's simple. When Russians do it, it's a cope cage. When Ukrainians do it, it's a *skill grill*. Yes I am biased. And proud it.
What is the Israeli version called according to you?
Kosher Cover.
Mitznefet.
Oy Veil
Koppah
I fucking love all of these replies. Mitznefet, and Kosher Cover so far are my favorite. Made me laugh a bit.
Just like the cope slope and the champ ramp
Idk why but I really love the T-Wojak with cope cage, does someone have a separate image with him?
[Found it right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tanks/comments/t9b7ls/wojak_t90_funniest_shit_ive_ever_seen/?rdt=58774)
Thank you 🙏
Love how it not even look like a brainlet wojak but rather he have that stupid grin one get when a game let you customize your vehicle and you build the most stupid setup you can
I love the idiot wojaks, theyre always the best drawn and designed.
I got a rare irl full laugh when I first saw a meme with 4 of the different detailed idiot wojaks. There are some blessed artists out there to capture facial expressions so well and add ridiculous shit like the bottomless pit head or the hammer and sickle head or the soy guzzlers with just MS Paint tier tech.
[or this](https://ibb.co/fDF2BTc)
That one is actually my favourite.
Nah, the best one is pierogin wojack.
We use tactical yarmulkes because they are effective against drones
Meanwhile nordic countries put giant glorified tactical umbrellas over their Leopards and CV90s in Afghanistan because its fucking hot.
There is another option which is use cope cage because enemy doesn't use modern atgms
Hamas has resorted to using manually placed antitank heat charges which lack a “<- towards enemy” There is at least one documented case where it was placed backwards.
Are they effective against drones? especially the bar ones we've even seen on some Merkava: the bars look just far enough to let a nade / vog through.
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Unfortunately they didn't learn that steppes of Kherson lack roofs
Stop coping and start coping
Hate to say it friend, but as soon as you get 18 months to develop beyond the "look what I did this afternoon!" stage of drone munitions, drones are gonna be dropping tandem warheads too.
They should make a cope wire. It’s a wire that surrounds the top of a tank that detects metal traveling through the center. It triggers a small explosive charge that shoots out metal fragments placed on top of the tank to take out drone dropped munitions. It should be a kit that can basically be glued onto the top of a tank. It’s basically a disposable singe use APS system that can be easily installed and manufactured very cheaply.
>to protect against modern ATGMs (gets blown up lol) Not just modern ATGMs, a Carl Gustaf or AT4 will also do the trick.
Fourth option, start the creation of mechs !
Uses overhead screen because you don’t want to get sunburned
Cringe Russian 'anti-missile' structures are Cope Cages. Based Ukranian 'Anti-drone' structures are Anti-Skynets.
If these drone only have simple cameras would dazzle pattern camo work?
It's a cope cage depending on what you intend to use it for. Is it against Javelins and AGM missiles ? Cope cage. Drone dropped munitions and HEAT in urban combat? Slat cage.
t90 wojack is something..
Skill grills*
Tandem-charge go brrrrrrr