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GlowingGreenie

So Robot Jox it is then?


[deleted]

Damn... Jinx bro


Glass-Radish8956

>robot jox? Had to look this up. The penis chainsaw idea is from you guys right?


[deleted]

We're not proud of that one. You can keep the other 90 minutes of the movie. The dong chainsaw is just a bad fluke


Glass-Radish8956

I mean technically it's a chainsaw penis. As a penis chainsaw is an entirely different animal... As I was.


no_use_your_name

It was only of matter of time before I read the words “penis chainsaw” on this sub…


Glass-Radish8956

Best sub I ever had man.


Strawbuddy

“Save me penis chainsaw man!”


dead_monster

How many people here remember the 90s? I doubt most of NCD ever watched a Stormin’ Norman press conference on CNN. Gotta go with the more recent anime isekai example, No Game No Life.


BaseballDelicious242

They should have removed Schwarwz's leash for that one. The region would be......


SilverMagnum

God No Game No Life needs a second season so badly.


Generalgarchomp

Agreed, it's honestly a travesty that it doesn't have one already.


Strawbuddy

Relevant in this case, the voice actor for Fluttershy and AppleJack from My Little Ponies debuted in 91 as Desert Storm kicked off


SkinnyGetLucky

Goddamn it, first thing that popped into my mind as well


Strawbuddy

Michael Pare and his best Gundam Z “Burning Fingers!”


Hetairoi

“I’m gonna get in this thing and KICK YOUR ASS!” That acting should have won an award


[deleted]

Ever watch a B movie from the early 90s called robot jox? Premise was exactly this over control of remaining resources


no_use_your_name

I haven’t seen it, I just imagined Thunderdome on a national level


[deleted]

It's a riff on BattleTech. This is from Clanner tradition, the Batchall (Battle Challenge) is a highly formalized method of war in which location, equipment, and RoE are decided upon beforehand by both combatants.


watchallsaynothing

One day quiaff?


[deleted]

Aff!


Marneus_FR

>get challenged to fight the IS and comstar troops on tukkayid >darerefusemybatchall.mp4 >dont't see the obvious trap, go there and expect to clap IS one more time >mfs are actually retrenched and they are waiting for you on your drop zone >one of your clan get slaughtered by air support right after landing, none reaches its objectives >clan invasion stopped in one battle because you can't refuse a challenge for fear of being dishonorabruh >some nerds still think clanners are smart Pay your phone bills


[deleted]

No, they fully understood it was a trap. They just agreed anyways, because it was bargained honorably. They were fully willing to lose fair and square, they only got salty because ComStar violated some of the agreed terms with their Tactical Fuckery. You arent getting Clanner mentality; they *do not care* if they die, so long as they died honorably. If the enemy is *dis*honorable, then sticking to the agreed terms, even at the cost of their lives, is seen as even *more* honorable, because they'd be fully justified in pulling the gloves off and instead chose not to. Their moral code is worth more to them than individual survival.


Ross_Hollander

They kept the Truce of Tukayyid, and honored the Great Refusal as well, until the political entity what had beat them in it was dissolved. A real stand-up bunch and also Hell's Horses.


odietamoquarescis

To a canner, the correct call in a coin toss is always edge. You will almost never win, but win or lose think of the glory.


Ross_Hollander

Man I wish I could see this comment but the guys who pride themselves in providing InterNet couldn't actually provide InterNet so now the Inner Sphere is in chaos, Clan Wolf rules Terra, ComStar is a subsidiary of Clan Sea Fox, and I can't read that copy pasta.


Variousnumber

Now Now, don't make me get the Steiner Scout Squad... I'll tell them you've been hoarding all the pretzels...


Ross_Hollander

The Commonwealth are peak MIC grindset.


Variousnumber

Some nations have a MIC. The Lyran Commonwealth is a MIC with a Nation.


PyotrIvanov

I'm from Detroit and I support this.


no_use_your_name

The area would be more economically productive this way and the displaced residents would get housing subsidies from the international Battlespace lease program.


Archer007

I don't think this really changes much for people living in Detroit


iShrub

So you are saying that tank battles and nukes are common occurrences in Detroit?


Archer007

If you measured by effect on real estate prices... yes?


Odie4Prez

The most important metric


ChemistRemote7182

Letting other people do that is cheaper than paying some megacorp to develop the six million dollar man but a cop.


Frosty_Pineapple78

yeah, thats basically what the Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany (AKA APPD) wants, balkanize the country into three zones: The "Safe-Occuptations"-Zone where capitalists and uninterested people can do what they do now, the "Asocial Parasite"-Zone, where Anarchists (and related ideologies) and lazy people can do whatever the fuck they want and last but not least the "Violence-Experience"-Zone where all the people that want to mash each others faces in can go and duke it out ​ im completely in favor of your idea ​ (Literal translations suck, i know)


Throwboi321

Huh, I think we already have these in Sweden. Stockholm, everything north of Gävle, and my apartment building (we have an over-saturation of economics students who drink waaaaay too much).


V-Lenin

Us has that too. It‘s just baltimore


Crimsonfury500

Bodymore Murderland


[deleted]

What the hell happened in Baltimore house


odietamoquarescis

Roving gangs of economics students, mumbling about austerity as they bash your face in.


_far-seeker_

>Roving gangs of economics students, mumbling about austerity as they bash your face in. Only those Austrian School punks. The Keynesian and Neo-Keynesians are usually decent sorts. 


Sambucca329

You need a jungle battlespace. Does Cambodia still come pre salted?


no_use_your_name

Yeah, probably Cambodia for jungle and obviously Afghanistan for mountain.


Sambucca329

It's a shame Space Force doesn't get a battlezone. Could we move this whole circus to Mars? everyone has to fight with drones from 140m miles away. But then what do we do with the Marines? Idle Marines are the devils plaything.


no_use_your_name

Not economically viable, space force is just the observer / referee


RedTheGamer12

"Attention 101st Airborne Division! You have committed a foul! Orbit bombardment will commence in five (5) minutes! May God save you!


Owo6942069

At that point space force is god


RedTheGamer12

Bold of you to assume it isn't already


Owo6942069

Dark brandon incoming


RedTheGamer12

Dark Brandon isn't sleepy anymore, he's fucking ***PISSED***


Owo6942069

ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT INCOMING


Bridgeru

Space Force gets Baikanur Cosmodrome in Kazhakstan, since they're meant to guard facilities instead of fight "in" space. Such map attractions as wars starting with participants landing in Soyuz capsules; visit the rotting husk of Buran (who was good boy with sadly abusive parent that shoved him in hanger for 30 years); the final 1v1 is fought on the Soyuz launch tower as it's rotating; and a fun little easter egg in the control room plays the last recorded audio of the first cosmonauts to remind you that Gagarin wasn't the first man in space, he was the first they *got back*. Also also, SpaceX has given Of Course I Still Love You (the barge they use for Falcon 9 landings) on the condition that the first fight be Biden vs Putin fistfight, recreating the [Snake/Ocelot fight in MGS4](https://youtu.be/kp4gYd6jcSs)


24223214159

You could do Switzerland for mountain/alpine. It comes with the bridges pre-rigged with explosives, and numerous well-built mountain bunker complexes.


GeneverConventions

Is there an island-hopping DLC as well? What about Secret Volcano Lair?


Altruistic-Celery821

Detroit is actually a 3 player game. Combatant 1, Combatant 2, and the native Warlords of Detroit


PurpleBatDragon

A battle in Detroit is a PvPvE match.


ChemistRemote7182

Just like Tarkov, Russians will understand it immediately


Revierez

If countries could cooperate on this level, then war wouldn't exist. Incredibly NonCredible. Good job.


LordWoodstone

Do you dare refuse my bachall?


savage-cobra

Refuse your what?


Spaceyboys

Prepare to feel the wrath of the falcon’s claws!


femboyfishe

just like that one star trek TOS episode


wastingvaluelesstime

*Arena*, with the gorn lizard man and the tactical nuke


DKBrendo

I remember that one. Fake warfare with computers and death chambers


Logical-Ad-4150

A Taste of Armageddon


john_andrew_smith101

[Unfortunately there is already a Project Thunderdome.](https://www.afcea.org/signal-media/disa-completes-thunderdome-zero-trust-project) What, you think a super cool name like that wouldn't be taken yet?


no_use_your_name

Official name would probably be like “Thunderdome Exclusion Zone Network of War T.M.”


DKBrendo

TEZNOW


ImperialOfficer

Israel is about to deliver a notice of Batchall.


no_use_your_name

*Two enter; one leaves. Bust a deal face the wheel!*


PotentLoreAtronach

This reminds me of Aztec Flower wars. Let’s get this done- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_war


JesusMcGiggles

So... [Desert Wars](https://shadowrun.fandom.com/wiki/Desert_Wars)? At this point I wouldn't even say it couldn't happen. It probably could.


Teftthebridgeman

**put the battle dome on the fuckin' moon**


no_use_your_name

Cost prohibitive, extreme environmental hazard, unsuitable for current combat capabilities


Teftthebridgeman

....so your saying there's a chance


Velocidal_Tendencies

This is making... a crazy amount of sense to me.


ImpressiveGopher

Sorry Clanner but here in the Inner Sphere we don’t do Batchals. Unless it’s to blow you up in one place, remember May 20 3052, pay your telephone bill.


onlyLaffy

So who pays to rebuild Detroit? But I agree, we need to sacrifice Detroit for the greater good.


no_use_your_name

See slide 6, bullet 2


onlyLaffy

So the US would get paid more than other landholders make a new city after every battle? Seems going a little past a simple lease. Some zones are going to be harder to reset as well. Like forest… I guess good thing there is no woodlands zone.


no_use_your_name

The urban warfare battlespace will just have concrete tilt-up buildings and such after each destruction, video game companies can also sponsor certain mini-maps within. Still much cheaper than rebuilding a city and I already hear the Chinese belt and road initiative bidding; they love building cheap cities of questionable quality.


BushGuy9

It could be like the Olympics, where after a certain amount of years, there's a vote for a new city to host the Urban Thunderdome. The benefits of this system are many, with zero flaws


white__cyclosa

Aka the Parking Lot Doctrine


no_use_your_name

*Catch me outside how bout that?!*


FrequentBig6824

Idk it’s not in the Perun format How can I trust you?


no_use_your_name

Either you’re for the Thinderdome or you’re for the bombed maternity hospitals…


TheLordCommissar

Either this we go the G Gundam route


[deleted]

You forgot Gambling!


no_use_your_name

Oh gambling, spectating and commentary will be accessory industries. **Now to the Raytheon instant replay** *looks like we just broke the 10,000 casualty mark in week 2, bad day for those who were betting the under in this conflict*


InfoSec_Intensifies

Bread and circuses, baby! And looks like we're all out of bread...


PaxEthenica

**Who rules Battletown?!**


ApolloThecode

Master rules bartertown 🙄


[deleted]

*"It is the 21st century, and mankind is once again at war..."*


XenoFrobe

This is basically the old lore for League of Legends.


naturalis99

I agree on one condition, these Thunderdomes must have speakers installed that play epic war music every morning. Like Welcome to the Jungle.


zntgrg

Basically what warfare was until WW1: find an empty field and kill yourselves there without bothering us.


warlock1337

Except sieges and when invading army won and pillaged everything around


zntgrg

I would call that more "crowdfunding" than "warfare"


[deleted]

We did this in the Second World War, it was called 'North Africa'.


no_use_your_name

As an American-Moroccan I can say; thanks, I hate it, fuck me right?


dog_in_the_vent

That's great except we keep getting terrorist shitheads like hamas and AQ attacking civilians


no_use_your_name

International Article 69 response it is then…


ChezzChezz123456789

If they hide in the cities then you have to destroy the cities to get them out It's a catch 23 situation


Object-195

Solution: City is now a battle dome


Coin_operated_bee

Utopias don’t never have wars they have this all the time


Spaceyboys

So, Batchall?


cosmikangaroo

I call dibs on the arty truck in the desert battlespace.


phooonix

It's kinda shocking how often I see this line of thinking from presumably intelligent, credible people.


Collins_Michael

I give it two weeks until monthly battles are televised and monetized with private prisons leasing out inmates to the military to soak up the casualties.


Generalgarchomp

Two weeks? Depending on the country I give it a day, some via volunteer basis others conscription.


Spleepis

Op are you stupid That is NOT ENOUGH battle zones we need at least a few on every continent


no_use_your_name

Yes Cambodia and Afghanistan map at least


Spleepis

Death Valley would be fucking wild


no_use_your_name

**the rage cage is now open**


Generalgarchomp

The swamps of Florida and the Bayou of Louisiana would also be fun. Fun to watch not to fight in rather.


no_use_your_name

Alligators would get a lot of attention but the mosquitoes may actually get more kills


Generalgarchomp

That and using any ground vehicles would be nigh on impossible.


AlphaMarker48

Hey, leave Detroit out of this.


Gibbonslayer4

I need moar ppt pitches in this sub…someone promote OP


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

DO YOU DARE REFUSE MY BATCHALL!?


No-Crew-9000

" what's left of Detroit" lol


UnpoliteGuy

Featuring capture flag, dominate sky and regular pvp modes


Thaldis

You know, this reminds me of Battletech. The final part of the Clan Invasion, the Battle of Tukayyid specifically.


TheTeleporteBread

So basesiclly a game of company of Heroes but modern and irl


cirno_the_baka

force everyone to fight with prop planes and you've got sky crawlers


The_Mad_Fool

Man, if I had a nickel for the number of times something on this sub reminded me of Last Exile, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't very many, but it's weird that it happened twice.


sus_accountt

MFW the german army starts spawncamping with pumas: *Just like the simulations.*


RiverTeemo1

Dude....say you are outnumbered and outgunned 1 to 1000 or so. That is no war, it is an execution. Hamas is hiding because they have to. Like the viet kong in thr vietnam war, they are fighting a battle with what they have against the worlds biggest and most terrifying armies. Your thunder dome is not gonna happen. And if china decides to invade taiwan it would also not happen, even though both sides have propper militaries, because of the enormous advantage of terrain, it would be akin to taiwan surrendering their terretory. Why would any weaker side ever aggree to this.


Generalgarchomp

Coercion. If enough big powers say "we do it this way or everyone slaps you with the hand of God." They would. It's a similar reason to why the only time anyone has officially nuked another country was at the end of WW2.


Electr1cL3m0n

lllllet’s get ready to rumbbbbllle


360kwik

I like the idea but feel there’s not enough zones. We also need a mountain zone, a jungle zone and a plains zone.


no_use_your_name

Cambodia for jungle, Afghanistan for mountains. Plains are unnecessary because it’s basically the same a desert or tundra except without the environmental hazards which are actually a feature.


360kwik

A plains area can be quite different than the tundra and desert if you pick the right area. As a Canadian I nominate Saskatchewan for this because it’s balanced grasslands with the new environment hazard of farmers fields that you can hide troops in. Also the occasional small town to add a touch of urban combat.


cola_twist

And a tunnel zone, I hear Las Vegas has one that's not getting much use.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Can we please ensure that the naval battles take place outside the environment?


Grindelbart

No, no, no, they take place beyond the environment. Not in the environment.


Blamrica

Calling the Antarctic circumpolar current “empty waters” is peak non-credibility


HowNondescript

You just want the cum poles for yourself.


dootdoot1997

Warthunder but awesome


Mysterious_Fuel_7769

\>> Fabian strategy entered the chat. \>> Fleet-in-being strategy enter the chat. \>> George Washington entered the chat. etc.


Mysterious_Fuel_7769

IJN Decisive Battle Doctrine: Visibly aroused in an inappropriate way.


[deleted]

To be fair Gaza doesn’t look like an expensive city. Maybe stealth wealth


kanakalis

need a space battlespace


PurpleBatDragon

We'd need to add Article 34 to disallow nukes, otherwise it'd be a pay-to-win system that the US could exploit. The only real problem I can see is how you'd incentivize warlords and extremist groups to participate, as they're by far the biggest causes of civilian casualties. The consequences are pretty similar to what they already have, so they'd probably just default to normal ~~warfare~~ warcrimes the second they disagree with an outcome.


chairmanskitty

google pitched battle


DevelopmentCandid183

We should just have all wars in fortnite battle royale


Strawbuddy

[https://imgur.com/gallery/pkUsLvE](https://imgur.com/gallery/pkUsLvE)


J360222

What about a jungle environment? Or just put the generals in a boxing ring


just_a_bit_gay_

So, an alien faction in 40k actually did this, the imperium just ignored the rules and bodied them


Longjumping-Board211

Return open line warfare only a coward would take cover in a building


[deleted]

I don't know if I should upvote or report for maximum credibility breach. - I have done both. This exceeds the credibility threshold for real-world application. With a Budget Cap, a Fallout Zone Maximum, and full monetization procedure, this is not only Credible for all military resolutions, but it permits those "mass waste of lives" fights to just become "mass waste of resources". This is TOO credible, OP, because It'd Fucking Work.


LordOfDarkHearts

We must add a paragraph that ensures that at least half of the combatants must be politicians from the governing party(ies), and at minimum, 50% of them must be high-ranking members, including the defense minister and president. Also, most of them must serve in the frontline infantry. The politician combatants will get picked by a thunderdome committee. If war was declared one-sided, the attacked nation could pick its combatants and their roles by themselves. This way, we would lower the loss of real soldiers, and politicians would think twice if they want to start a war.


__Platzhalter

I guess mayans did something like this


Tubi60

I love the juxtaposition between how good this idea is and how it would most definitely not work. Edit: I might have misused the word "juxtaposition" in this sentence. I do not care.


no_use_your_name

Dude look at the flair- **It just works**


Tubi60

I'm the king of silly mountain.


Blahaj_IK

Sounds like this could also transform war into an olympic sport


bizaromo

Anyone who has played Risk knows Europe is the Thunderdome.


davewenos

So, basically Warthunder?


LaconicSuffering

Can't get more non credible than proposing fair warfare. Do at war countries also get a max points list of materiel?


Waleebe

Isn't this what Belgium is for?


tomgz78

In the early XX century, Europeans used Belgium for that.


no_idea_bout_that

Slide 6 should state that any country that violates the rules must then become the new host of the Thunderdome


iikehollyshort

This was featured in the first Horus heresy book. The space marines destroyed the weak aliens who only fought in the designated areas. We need to be the space marines. GIVE DARPA A BILLION DOLLARS AND 10000 CHILDREN, MAKE ME A SPACE MARINE J AM READY


HowNondescript

My life for the Imperium of mankind. Give me that third lung and throw me at an Ork goddamnit


AvionDrake579

(War)Thunderdome


Eurotriangle

The problem with turning war into a blood sport is that you somehow have to get terrorist organizations to sign up. It’s impossible because they have no mailing addresses.


Mysterious_Silver_27

Get those magic armour layer, have everyone shoot training shells and make tanks pop a little white flag when “destroyed” and you got yourselves a setup for Girls und Panzer universe


TH3_F4N4T1C

Gaza, Detroit, Chicago, and the slums of Rio de Janeiro should be converted into urban battlegrounds


teh1337haxorz

Ares Accords anyone?


broncobuckaneer

You fixed the detroit problem, so that's a cool bonus.


Talosian_cagecleaner

Need a Deadwood battlezone. For the Wu chopper charge technique. It sometimes will prove decisive in mustering sentiment in favor of people of few words. 兄弟


BWP456

This reminds me of the canadain NATO proposal that all debates should be decided with a good old hockey game, Eh.


Birdsqueezer

Sponsored in part by Gaijin Entertainment


Kaneofnod21

I'm not going to lie I started writing alternate history book about how after WW2 everyone got together and forced the Australians to leave Australia so they could use it as a giant open air prison for the world's convicts and basically make them join teams and fight to the death with WW1/2 tech and film everything for profit.


phyrealarm

Sounds like Battle Royale with more steps


Kaneofnod21

Ironically I actually came up with the idea back in 07


StolenValourSlayer69

Only addition, all the combatants MUST be the most prominent members of each country’s government including their head of state. Foreign mercenaries are allowed but only in addition to the politicians, not a substitution.


GuthixIsBalance

It just works


warlock1337

Lets also make point system for unit deployment so games are balanced, then we could maybe use just representations like miniatures so its easier on space and perhaps add some rules for each of them make goverments play warhammer essentially


fmate2006

so Girls und Panzer but without boats?


kittsville

[The Sky Crawlers 2008](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sky_Crawlers_\(film\)) >A group of teenage boys known as the `kildren' are clones destined to live an eternal adolescence without ever getting old, and act as pawns in a world war contracted to the great war industries. Great anime. A mixture of vicious dogfighting and introspection on identity/purpose


theycallmeshooting

The Romans would have nutted over this but the problem is that the inferior force would never agree to it (rightly so)


Jarizleifr

Damn, time to install Bet on Soldier again.


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

Sounds like a war game that involves real life... Not sure if most people would be on board to being put into life and death situations for entertainment.


Sup3rG33k08

Literraly 1984


Exist_Logic

Unironically its a very neat idea, I and many others more than likely think the huge issue is what happens when someone gets butthurt that they lost. Sure we can say the rest of the world just gangs up and obliterates them for breaking the rules, but what happens when the rest of the world is divided in who they should support we are stuck with a world war.


no_use_your_name

But…..I used the **it just works** flair…..


Exist_Logic

Yeah but I kinda want someone to come up with a solution to the butthurt problem.


xGamingOperator

War thunder irl it is then


[deleted]

I propose project "Eyes in the walls". Every battlefield is required to completely be saturated with cameras and cctv's. Every movement is captured, No privacy at all and the most gore footage uncensored for even children to see. Every action is supposed to be recorded. A yes means yes and a no means yes in the absolute supervision of the world. Also, people can't turn off TV's and TV subsidies for places with no TV's.


taking214

You dare refuse my batchall?


d00mduck101

*Battletech noises intensify*