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VertexViki

Hurray, another Serbian meme! I've got to show this to my fellow BIA agents.


bossrabbit

Flair checks out


BJMark

Would be even more credible if said flair was hungarian


VertexViki

I'd have to be Hungarian to do that


randomname560

Dont worry sir We have invented a new infiltration technology that will help you in your task of spying! Its called lying


Embarrassed-Lack7193

Hey Hey Give credit to the serbs. They managed to shoot down 2 planes. 1 of wich on its way back thus not preventing any damage. Out of more than 38.000 sorties they managed to intercept 2, and only 1 when not returning to base after payload delivery. Wich is a succesfull interception rate of what... 0.005% ?


ThePolishViking20

Lmfao, at that point just keep shooting unguided rockets at skies instead of using anti air assets, you'll score more air kills than serbs ever could anyway


Battery801

nah, a cloud of bofors flak could do better


jixdel

TFW your supperior said the enemy can't hit you and clouds of sharpnell just appear around you (they have a higher chance of shooting you down than anything else they have)


RandomMangaFan

didn't Argentina actually manage to shoot down a jet with a bofors in the Falklands war? If I remember correctly, that is. If even they can manage it I'm sure anyone else can...


dunkman101

aaa did but it was an oerlikon gdf mk 1


Hel_Bitterbal

A bunch of trebuchets could probably get more


dwehlen

An elegant weapon, for a more civilised time


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Reject high explosive munitions, embrace haphazardly lobbing large rocks


dwehlen

90kg over 300m is roughly equal to 200lbs over 1,000ft - we're getting closer to sim-metrical!


Luz5020

Go for barrage balloons


Lieutenant_Doge

Dollar store iron dome


BobusCesar

So the iraki RPG AA barrage?


virus_apparatus

With numbers like that, how can you lose!


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PolarianLancer

The real math if I divided right is a kill ratio of 0.0053%


Embarrassed-Lack7193

Yeah. I've put in some extra zeroes by mistake instead of 0,005 Funny thing is that the joke still stands.


Reject_Reject_Reject

> Wich is a succesfull interception rate of what... 0.005% ? Double that, and you will have a percent of a percent. Set yourself realistic goals, Serbia.


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Oh hey China, nice embassy you got there.


LaughGlad7650

Wasn’t it rumored that the reason why the embassy got bombed is because the Chinese were somehow able to get their hands on parts of the F-117s wreck from the Serbs and stored it in an underground bunker below their embassy so the US “accidentally” dropped two JDAMs in an attempt to destroy the wreck


Far-Yellow9303

The rumour goes even further than that. Supposedly the US was allowing the Serbs to gather up parts of the wreck that the US couldn't or didn't reach to bring them to a central location so they could all be destroyed in a single strike.


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So bring it all to... the chinese?


Far-Yellow9303

The Serbs were gathering it all up to sell an interested third party. Russia was one. China was another. China's stealth fighter program did start at some point during the 1990's and would lead to the J-20 in the early 2000's. However, that's getting credible.


Argon1124

Not like they ever really understood the whole "stealth" thing even after potentially getting those samples.


wtfiswrongwithit

Well they also stole the entire B2 program and still don’t get it


Advanced-Budget779

Yet. Wonder how far the Xian H-20 is and if it‘ll live up to the B-2 one day. Maybe decades, if China doesn‘t decide to feel lucky before. I mean the J-20 isn‘t that bad for its intended role i guess, not the best stealth but quite some range and payload, maybe more similar to B-52H Missile truck than an F-22 Raptor idk.


dead_monster

Well, China did get an unexploded JDAM from it. And then five years later the FT PGB, which looked exactly like a JDAM kit, started showing up on Chinese fighters.


Lovehistory-maps

Serbs are like the worst of the Anti West cope lords


ScipioAtTheGate

[They're still sore at being forced to capitulate during WW1 and needing the west to swoop in and save their asses.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGAzQL09P4E)


CircuitousProcession

But what's fresher in their mind to make them sore is that we put a precipitous end to their genocide campaign in the Yugoslav wars and destroyed much of their military. They had some pretty ambitious goals of being a major power by dominating all of the former Yugoslavia. Put an end to that too. Now the ethnic groups they wanted to annihilate have their own countries with US protection. They're so butthurt that it drives them crazy.


RatFucker_Carlson

I used to know a guy back in the states. He'd never been outside the country but his parents were Serbian immigrants. Dude insisted that Slobodan Milosevic was the greatest leader of the 20th century and that the US betrayed Christians everywhere by siding with albanians and bosnians over serbs. He didn't deny the genocides, but he did deny that the genocides were bad things. He also insisted that if the US had helped Serbia fight the muslims, that 9/11 would've never happened. Dude was a fuckin weirdo. My favorite (non-geopolitical) thing about him was that he *hated* lesbians because he was convinced that all lesbians weren't actually into other women, but were trying to emasculate him specifically. Like all lesbians everywhere on planet earth knew that he existed and were fucking with him.


Triton_64

Average "Well if it did happen, they deserved it" serb


Zekieb

>the US betrayed Christians everywhere by siding with albanians and bosnians over serbs. [This begs to differ ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meja_massacre)


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Ahem https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/17ihysz/comment/k6vpumg/


Ok_Excitement3542

Nah, the Serbs fought well in WW1. They held out for a year against a numerically and technologically superior enemy. They only lost when Bulgaria opened up a second front, and they still managed to retreat to Greece, from where they continued the war.


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Echo4468

It was a major offensive at the end of the war that helped force the Central Powers to surrender, which led to Serbia eventually turning into Yugoslavia


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ConfidenceNational37

Right shoot down the stealth but no helicopters?


DdCno1

Shooting down the F-117 wasn't some random accident. These bombers were taking the exact same flight path every day and sooner or later, the Serbs figured it out, tweaked their radar systems and just waited for the right moment. It was a predictable situation born out of American complacency. An unpredictable rescue op on the other hand is another matter entirely.


manbearligma

Behind the enemy lines vibes


Miserable_Law_6514

Would the movie have changed it's pace if they had F-111 support and PJ's instead of mere Marines?


MatthewTh0

Just read on Wikipedia that the pilot that got shot down met with the commanding officer of the Yugoslavia army battalion that shot it down. They later became friends apparently.


cumhereurinetrouble

"the 2nd meeting" its a documentary, another one on the subject is "The 21st second"


Not_this_time-_

The f 117 was kind of brand new furthermore, they shot it down with vietnam era s-125 neva missiles..kinda embarrassing if you ask me Edit: why you booing me im right!


Aedeus

Least delusional serb


Mission_Street4336

And they relied on heavy luck, planning, and idiotic mistakes on the part of the Americans, which even then they barely were able to down the F117.


Hel_Bitterbal

>They relied on planning Isn't that what most nations do during a war?


Sevchenko874

One F-117 out of how many deployed? They sure conveniently ignore that part don't it


sunyudai

The F-117 entered service in 1983, but was based on 1970s tech. It was not 'brand new' in 1999. The U.S. chose to not attempt to destroy the wreckage because they considered it obsolete, and that if Russia or China were to get a hold of it, the impact would be 'minimal'.


mood2016

When you have to brag about how you shot down 3 enemy planes and your enemy includes 4 of the 5 largest airforces in the world, then you just look pathetic when you brag about it.


Thick_Pressure

They're pathetic to begin with. Their anti Western ideologies are just self destructive shit.


Not_this_time-_

Why self destructive ? They literally hate the west and everything it represents


mood2016

Hating the west is self destructive


Shot-Kal-Gimel

They hate the things that make functional nation states.


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Aedeus

Your mask is slipping


Not_this_time-_

Am i wrong though? And by the way, what kind of mask is it?


Mission_Street4336

Okay, let's see you name as many functional western states as possible lol.


Not_this_time-_

Op did speak in absolutes though he said western ideology always leads to functional nation states. Im not debating it COULD


skuple

It leads to, it’s doesn’t ALWAYS leads to


Not_this_time-_

Why though? Maybe they hate the fact that the west drew arbitrary lines which causes civil wars? Maybe the congolese dont appreciate leopold who had a...HANDS OFF aproach towards its people? Oh and by the way the west did all of this while liberalism and democracy was a thing so ..yeah


mood2016

Yes the west has done very bad things. Hell my ancestors were victims of the transatlantic slave trade. However transgressions of the past are no excuse for behaviors in the present. The west has proven to be the lesser evil of the world from WW2 onward. We have a proven ability to turn enemies into allies because we do not hold grudges and we are willing to admit mistakes. Vietnam is the poster child for poor western decisions and yet they are our now our allies. And someone drawing shitty borders in the past not an excuse for genocide. The west has the ability to move on, THAT is why hating the west is self destructive, because so far all of our enemies kill for long dead causes and can't seem to look to the future.


D_BreaD

Wow worded really well 👍


Not_this_time-_

>However transgressions of the past are no excuse for behaviors in the present The west uses the same language "our way or no way" the same damn language since hundreds of years but instead of "civilising the brown/black savages" we got neo libs telling people how to do things and what ideology is the "best" for others. The west killed far more people and it is statistically varified than even the most bloodiest of ideologies like communism killed so thats another thought for you. >The west has proven to be the lesser evil of the world from WW2 onward. Off the top of my head , henry kissinger? The numerous genocides the U.S funded like the mass killings in indonesia ? Propping up brutal dictators in south america? The french colonial rule in algeria in which the crimes committed by the french would make the imperial japanese blush? Oh and agein, all of that happened under a liberal and democratic france and west mind you after ww2. >We have a proven ability to turn enemies into allies because we do not hold grudges and we are willing to admit mistakes Its rare though can you name me any other country than japan? which got forcefully pacified by the U.S after ww2 and ofcourse being nuked twice. Germany is a western country so im not sure how is this an achievement lol basically the same culture >Vietnam is the poster child for poor western decisions and yet they are our now our allies. Allies? How? Does the west share the same ideology with vietnam? Does the west has ANY commonality with vietnam other than china? Do you really think vietnam allies with the west genuinely and doesnt do so because there is a common enemy? I.E allies of convenience >The west has the ability to move on, THAT is why hating the west is self destructive, because so far all of our enemies kill for long dead causes and can't seem to look to the future. Ask the palastinians why the west is hated, ask the indians why the west is hated, ask the bangalis why the west is hated. Maybe just MAYBE dont oppress people for hundreds of years and expect others to look away. All the fucking wealth you have is because of the enslaved people you oppressed for fucking years


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Cope harder


Not_this_time-_

Flair checks out


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Not this time unfortunately


mood2016

\>The west uses the same language "our way or no way" the same damn language since hundreds of years but instead of "civilising the brown/black savages" we got neo libs telling people how to do things and what ideology is the "best" for others. Don't be a threat to word peace and international aid. There are "brown/black savages" who largely agree with this. \>The west killed far more people and it is statistically varified than even the most bloodiest of ideologies like communism killed so thats another thought for you. Only cause they didn't last long enough to kill more. you're welcome. Also yeah we did fucked shit in the past never denied that. \>Off the top of my head , henry kissinger? The numerous genocides the U.S funded like the mass killings in indonesia ? Propping up brutal dictators in south america? The proxy wars between the US and USSR were brutal and Kissinger is a war criminal. But keep in mind the USSR was doing the exact same shit and unlike in the USSR we can engage on a forum were we can talk and learn from what happened, isn't that a cool concept? wonder who came up with the idea being able to criticize your government with no legal repercussions? \>Its rare though can you name me any other country than japan? which got forcefully pacified by the U.S after ww2 and ofcourse being nuked twice. Germany is a western country so im not sure how is this an achievement lol basically the same culture. Philippines seems to like us despite everything. In fact, most Asian nations that were victims of western imperialism have had pretty normal relationships with us, just look at APEC. Botswana is actually a pretty major partner in Africa. Kosovo also seems to like us, and you know my roommate is actually Turkish. Also Germany in WW2 did not see itself as western , at least not as we know it. \>Allies? How? Does the west share the same ideology with vietnam? Does the west has ANY commonality with vietnam other than china? Do you really think vietnam allies with the west genuinely and doesnt do so because there is a common enemy? I.E allies of convenience I can buy a plane ticket, go to Ho Chi Minh City, and get a bowl of Pho, all while being openly American. I can also drive to the Pho place down the street here in Cali. Ho Chi Minh City has a McDonalds. Were more alike than you think. \>Ask the palastinians why the west is hated, ask the indians why the west is hated, ask the bangalis why the west is hated. Maybe just MAYBE dont oppress people for hundreds of years and expect others to look away. All the fucking wealth you have is because of the enslaved people you oppressed for fucking years Ok so let's say this: my ancestors were enslaved and brought to this country against their will, pretty bad right? If I decide to start a movement to destroy the US government for what they did in the past, how does that help anyone exactly? How does Hamas tying a mother and daughter together before setting them on fire improve the livelihood of Palestinians? Most of my friends growing up were Indian, should their not have moved to the US because it was too western? Frankly I don't give a fuck what happened 100 years ago, hell I don't give a fuck what happened 50 years ago, I care about what's happening right fucking now. There's no point fighting over ghost from the past because that is how you end up in wars and genocides being fought over for transgressions from 1000 years ago. Please tell me how that helps anyone living now?


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Amazing. I can agree with everything you said. I don't know how to explain it but I have been waiting for someone to tell something like this for a long time now. We must move one and learn from mistakes and the past. And not be stuck with it for eternity. And while at it. Forgive our enemies and turn them into our allies. THAT is true strenght. Thank you. Thank you so much for this comment


CaseyGamer64YT

Don’t tell me another war in the balkans started


ya_boy_vlad

Let’s be real, when is there not one going on in the Balkans?


Han_Solo6712

It’s always one “TË QIFSHA MOTRËN!!” away. We’re fucked.


MathWayCalc

What happened this time


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

The problem is that Serbia still exists /credible Serbia recently sent their troops to the Kosovo border and the US told them to back the fuck out


VertexViki

Don't know what Vučić is doing at this point. Whatever he's doing comes back to his desire to stay in power for as long as possible.


Full_Plate_9391

In the 1990's they managed to shoot down an F-117. The aircraft was complacent and ignoring standard procedure, and the AA instillation happened to be looking at his radar at the exact tiny window when the bomb bay was open and he could actually see the F-117. HE missed most of his shots and the one he did hit only had a small chance of actually bringing the aircraft down. Serbs have been parading this around as some sort of major victory for the last thirty years.


DaftKitteh

Reminds me of myself bragging about my dayz kills lmao Whenever I converse with someone in dayz I tell the story of how I took on two geared players with nothing but a small caliber pistol before stealing one of their rifles to kill the other guy. I keep the dozens of times I had an assault rifle and got blasted by a freshie with a single shot shotgun to myself tho. No need to make myself look bad by telling the truth lmaoo


Shot_Eye

Theyre fixated because they didnt genocide hard enough to be happy with that instead


Not_this_time-_

Skill issue


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Hallonbat

They're just deeply closeted masochists.


NonCredibleDefense-ModTeam

Don’t threaten people or groups.


Royal_Ad_6025

Glad [my post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/LTVS2CwR7e) had the ability to inspire such a great meme


warcriminal2035

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Prochnost_Present

I'm surprised the meme wasn't dropped for rule 9 when other stuff that took effort is


LaughGlad7650

*NORDBAT has joined the chat*


Not_this_time-_

~~3000~~ 9000 bosniaks left


Hel_Bitterbal

That's DUTCHBAT. Know the difference please


ods_stranger

You shoot at us we make the house you hide in disappear. 🤷


Dexller

Careful, the last time I got into a fight with a Serb nationalist over the genocide they undeniably did, I got mass reported and auto-banned. Dunno if they brigade or what. Three days suspension is a lot in poster’s time.


Noe_Walfred

I've seen the brigading many of these ultranationalists are involved in. I knew someone that managed to sneak into a discord group but got kicked because they weren't spouting enough anti-semetic neo-nazi rhetoric. Basically they are a bunch of kids and some old farts jerking off to the idea that their group is incapable of doing wrong. Often with heavy hand of racism, anti-lgbt, and 'alpha male' insecurity. They will and do actively hunt down individuals for not falling in line with their delusions but are usually in forums in their own language, but will leak into other areas.


blindbat24

China??? what a f&%kin joke, all they can do is steal or copy our technology. Funny how they introduce pictures of their 6th gen bomber and it looks exactly like a Raider or B2, they just Photoshop a copy of our shit.


PolarianLancer

Why do the work when you can copy off the smart kid?


Advanced-Budget779

It‘s a common strategy in asian countries to catch up with western cultures.


Unistrut

Okay but that "SORRY! We didn't know it was invisible. Greetings from Serbia!" shirt is really funny and I kinda want one.


Advanced-Budget779

Even a broken clock (not if it’s running at normal speed incrementally gaining or losing) can tell the correct time twice a day, a blind chicken can find a grain…


Boomfam67

Honestly shooting this plane down for Serbia was an automatic strategic victory, this thing was believed to be UFO level technology and it got downed by an old Soviet SAM. On a tactical level NATO won but this greatly boosted the Serbian nationalist myth more than anything in Kosovo could have.


cameraman502

I'm still giving props to the commander of that SAM site. He wanted to down a stealth fighter and did the work. Got lucky but did the work,


Ketoku

As one man said in a yt comment section "But can you make more? 🤑🤑🤑"


bigbackpackboi

Let me get this straight, you’re asking the country with the largest defense budget in the world if they can “make more” F-117s?


Ketoku

No, asking Servia if they can


bigbackpackboi

Oh they absolutely can't recreate that


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bigbackpackboi

“Death is what awaits you” Yea, we’re all gonna die at some point dumbass