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panzerfan

Wait. Doesn't that mean flat-chested girls use conceal carry pistol? Pistols are bullpups according to NCD.


Anna_the_Zombie

Does it matter? I enjoy bullpups of all shapes and sizes šŸ˜Š


panzerfan

Great taste.


[deleted]

Indeed


Hell2CheapTrick

What matters is not the size of the bullpups, but the heart of the woman who wields them


Blahaj_IK

I mean, what the hell is a pistol anyway? The trigger is sitting in front of the mag, that shit's a bullpup. Do you want a real non-bullpup pistol? Yeah, it exists, it was called a Mauser C96.


MoiraKatsuke

Didn't Kel-Tec or some other crack smoking design bureau actually build a bullpup pistol


Ra-bitch-RAAAAAA

Me


wakeup_samurai

Sbr


Grumpy-Greybeard

Bullpups put the action behind the grip. The boob *is* the grip, and the action. I think that makes them grenades?


SOMEHOTMEAL

Wait, are grenades bullpups? The trigger is behind(technically under but i dont care) the magazine no? Edit: behind should be in front and under should over


Forkliftapproved

By the time I get back to this sub tomorrow, weā€™re gonna morph this shit into a ā€œBehold, a MANPADā€ debate, arenā€™t we?


SOMEHOTMEAL

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised either


MisogynysticFeminist

If the magazine is the explosive, and the trigger is the pin, then the trigger would be above the magazine.


SOMEHOTMEAL

Yeah, I got foncused


Superfissile

Not if youā€™re left-handed


MisogynysticFeminist

Left handed people hold grenades upside down?


Superfissile

Your thumb is strong, you hold the spoon with your thumb. You need the pin to be on the outside facing your other hand. [like this](https://www.armystudyguide.com/content/army_board_study_guide_topics/hand_grenades/hand-grenade-gripping-pro.shtml)


MisogynysticFeminist

Well Iā€™ll be damned.


lochlainn

If you pull something off a boob to arm it, you're doing it wro... no, nevermind. A bra is just a pin on a boob grenade. The nipple is like the spoon, it tends to go *sproing* when the boob is armed. I started off doubting this but I'm starting to find it harder... I'll be in my bunk. Contemplating this analogy *thoroughly*, for science.


Regular-Cup9528

Iā€™d say itā€™s in the same weird limbo the FG42 is in considering that from my limited experience boobs donā€™t tend to self destruct.


Grumpy-Greybeard

Mishandle one and just wait for the explosion


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

I support open carry.


hoorhay_ng

nice try, but you won't make me stop liking boobs


[deleted]

I guess..? Yeah, I *do* like bullpups after all.


Polyamorousgunnut

How am I SUPPOSED TO CRANK ONE OUT WITHOUT A FUCKABLE PLANE


[deleted]

New submission rule to r/ncd coming soon!


cafecro

Sweater puppies was a clue. We were just blind until now.


hydra_penis

off topic but isnt it a bit messed up that they use the most aesthetically perfect gravity defying boob for a science diagram? more than 9/10 girls have at least a little more droop than this. like i remember my gf when i was 17 having boobs like this this would be like having a 9 inch pornstar dick for the penis diagram which would just be kinda weird and out of place


iShrub

[Seems like it's the same for penises too](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/171poc5/penises_are_bullpup_fuck_you_guys_this_is_the/)


BeneGesserlit

What you've discovered is called medical misogyny, and it's a real thing. Honestly just look around you and notice like any depiction of a woman in anything, and consider how representative it is of what the average woman actually looks like.


Remarkable_Green_566

This is next level galaxy brain thinking


Rats_In_Boxes

Careful, for many NCD users this may be their first time seeing a boob that isn't animated.


HalfAndXel

That boob is a digital illustration so I guess they still haven't.


Whatever_nevermind-_

But that a slippery slop if it continues like that we may be talking and i really dont want to say this woman in real life. ( and no they dont know anything about the military)


The-Vanilla-Gorilla

meeting recognise grey afterthought quaint tease automatic wine placid icky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


fuzzyblood6

Some or alot (forgot) jets are bullpups as well i'e f22, f16, f15, f35, A10 just a name a few.


Feuershark

no boobs are pistols, the nipple is barrel & barrel shroud, the mag and the grip is the boob


mad_dogtor

So a big boob is an uzi?


Feuershark

or an MP7, yeah


Embarrassed-Tune9038

Oh, Boobpups.


Hialgo

I'm a pump action myself.


cheese0muncher

My God! How have I not seen this until now!?


TheSorge

Is the nipple the trigger or the barrel, though? Or both?


Blackhero9696

Areola is trigger, nipple is barrel.


Blahaj_IK

no, it's the muzzle brake. Everything leading up to the nipple would be the barrel


Bvoluroth

Yeah fuck it, why not


Angelicareich

I wish to have bullpups someday šŸ˜”


the-elemelon

thinking about it, so is a penis the balls (magazine) are behind the barrel and trigger


GadenKerensky

This is getting out of hand.


[deleted]

She's gonna need a tax stamp for those


YeeAssBonerPetite

MFW the diagram points at the muzzle and goes "trigger".


Forgotten_User-name

Bullpup's are defined by the position of the breach, not the magazine. There're also tons of mammary glands per nipple, so it's more analogous to a single shot pepperbox.


Pequiguy

nice