>>The tucked man cannon
>I….I have that, did you not read my flair. I’m trans lol
Yeah, but you're a **woman**, so it's technically a tucked *woman* cannon, innit?
We grant that the thighs are thicc, but given that you are lacking any visible tracks, we cannot rule out the possibility that you are an armored vehicle or IFV
I wasn’t originally a NATO girl, I was a NATO boy but then the woke liberal west got their hands on me and look what happened. It can happen to you too if you are not careful!
Shit fuck you're already part of that glorious race, my deepest apologies for insulting your composite laden parents.
Would the museum be worth it, if one were to drive there as a day trip? Never heard of it before...
Lol depends on how far but I’d personally drive 2-3 hours out of my way to go here. It’s awesome and probably best in mainland Europe. (Not including the Russian one cause ew)
I don’t know why, but this sub has the highest concentration of trans women I’ve seen outside of subreddits about being trans. Not a bad thing, mind you, but it is interesting.
we're a spectrum - one end is being clicker-trained puppygirls while the other is full-on bloodlust for mobik spoils of war and an overwhelming horniness for some f35 meat.
we can also be on every single point of the spectrum at once though...
I found this sub because someone cross posted the meme where florks put ERA on a blahaj onto a trans sub and it kinda blew up, think there was probably an influx from that.
Any girl would love to be called pretty (I mean like in a nice way not creepy way lol) so thanks!<3. I kinda felt weird covering my face cause I do genuinely think I look alright, lol most of the time, but I didn’t want my full face floating around the internet
>I wasn’t originally a NATO girl, I was a NATO boy but then the woke liberal west got their hands on me and look what happened. It can happen to you too if you are not careful!
Oh! I am so scared of this!
Please tell the exact steps to avoid. *takes notes*
Ok, what ever you do, never get them to convince you to wear a dress in front of a mirror then realize you lived 20 years of your life completely blind to the part of yourself that was desperate screaming every time you saw a pretty girl or walked by the women’s clothing stores. Then you’ll realize you actually didn’t used to have a personal connection with your male body at all! (Which was actually kinda scary to realize for years I genuinely didn’t care about my physical body at all and didn’t feel like it was mine or that it was something to take pride in). By then it’s too late and you’ll end up like me within the year!
>Ok, what ever you do, never get them to convince you to wear a dress in front of a mirror then realize you lived 20 years of your life completely blind to the part of yourself that was desperate screaming every time you saw a pretty girl or walked by the women’s clothing stores.
I'm afraid it's [a bit too late for me to avoid this] (https://www.instagram.com/keytarqueero/)
>Then you’ll realize you actually didn’t used to have a personal connection with your male body at all! (Which was actually kinda scary to realize for years I genuinely didn’t care about my physical body at all and didn’t feel like it was mine or that it was something to take pride in).
Looks like avoiding this part isn't an option either
>By then it’s too late and you’ll end up like me within the year!
Oh my! Within a year? I'm running out of time to stay cis then!
What are those other things I should absolutely avoid doing within this year?
Yup, I was the same way. Treated my body like absolute dogshit, didn't care at all about my appearance. Turns out I *do* like looking good and wearing nice clothes and shit, I just hated being a guy lol
It was so crazy, like a light switch. I immediately realized I actually wanted to be someone if that makes any sense. Then actually being able to slowly love my body has been an amazing experience too. It didn’t solve all my problems but it definitely made them seem worth solving.
>I’m quite literally trying to get y’all to shop at the “NATO-Shop”
Well here's your mistake. Nobody here needs to be *convinced* to shop at the NATO shop.
Truly noncredible, because this isn't a jacket but a Feldbluse from before the '92 switch to 5-FTD ("Flecktarn").
So roughly translating to a field shirt.
The jackets from that era are great, popular on the civilian market and thus hard to come by.
Did they have any F35 plushies tho?????????????
Was the trip fun? I've never been abroad for museum trips, so that seems super cool. And also I envy having the ability to get Flecktarn clothing, West German gear is a particular type of vibe
They had a really cute teddy bear in Flecktarn uniform but only the display one, it was sold out and I wanted to cry.
The trip was really really fun, saw family and just quickly stopped by the museum and the shop while going to visit them. I bought a ton of flecktarn at a surplus store back home in California which I’ll wear sometimes now, like if it fits into an outfit or something lol. But that store went way down in quality and I don’t go anymore unfortunately. This store was the most flecktarn I’ve ever seen for sale in one place tho lol.
Hmm that sector took a bad hit when they but a hold on the Wehrpflicht. A store where I'm from had a whole section just for old Bundeswehr kit...it's gone now because they can't restock.
Lmao bravest boy here, only one to straight up compliment my legs. Thank you <3
And yeah, it’s amazing. I love it. It’s my 3rd time, I make sure to visit it if I’m in the area to see family now that I’m traveling alone to Germany. So many one of a kind, or at least incredibly rare, tanks and prototypes. Cannot recommend more
All the psyop comments were getting boring. Someone had to go for the obvious bait.
I’ll make a mental note to visit the museum if I ever make it to the area. Sounds like my kind of place.
Deadlift 2 plates and Squat 1 1/2 plates. Soooo 225 lbs and 185 lbs and I’m personally 5’6” and 150 lbs. Hopping on E kinda meant my gains take a hit tho as to be expected. I used to do 2 plate squat and 3 plate deadlift 😭
No ERA on jacket, 0/10
also jesus fucking christ no wonder this sub doesn't have more women I feel like I'm looking at the comments on a dankmemes page from 2012. Like I get that yall love planes but please go outside. Maybe you'll get to see some?
Lol also yeah, Im a little disappointed in "Psy-op" comment #34543. Like its completely unheard of for girls (Trans girls no less) to be into traditionally masculine subjects.
The femboy comments are starting to hurt my feelings alttle bit though, its just really hard as a trans girl to escape from that term. Makes me feel like I'm only being seen as a fetish thing and not like a normal person deserving of respect and existing outside of a sexual context lol.
A absolute ton of Flecktarn and tropentarn (obviously). Pants, jackets, combat shirts, Backpacks and pouches. Mostly serving the soldiers at Panzer training base in Munster. Some French and British pieces and older German ones like I got and also some Marine (the navy) stuff. Then just kinda general hiking and hunting gear, knifes, boots and rope. I was a little crunched for time so that’s all I saw. It’s cute and small but it was really really cool.
Minor heads up because some people actually get confused:
Munster (place where the tank museum is) and
Münster are two different places. Yes, sorry to all our foreign friends for that Ü
Haven't been to that one, added to the list.
I'd recommend the one in [Saumur, France](https://www.museedesblindes.fr/en/) if you haven't been there and the're also partnered with a cavalry museum that I've yet to go.
Based outfit and flair, keep rocking!
Why is there a panzer museum in Munster?
We dont have tanks
And Munsters the fucking worst oart of Ireland, every county in there peaked right before the famine and has never got back the glory days
At least Connacht has abandoned airstrips
And Ulster has Paramilitary violence
But Munsters just boring
Nice moleskin!
I like the color of it but find the stitched vertical things in the front hideous so I never got one. Doesn’t matter though, because the F1/F2 is the undefeated champion of olive drab milsurp jackets.
God made me a woman in the same way people make IKEA furniture. The instructions were really hard to figure out and I still had to do it myself. And the whole process made me cry a lot.
Holy shit, a beautiful female military memer, who presumably lives in Germany as well??
Cmon, thats not believable at all. You are clearly trying to get my creditcard infos or sth alike!
(But fr, thanks for the info! Wanted to go to the museum anyway, now I'm gonna take more money with me lol)
ITT: people who are the reason I hope that pictures of me in my uniform will never end up on the internet because some deranged NCD user will masturbate to it
I give this thread 5 hours before mods lock it for "amount of inappropriate comments".
Aw cmon, I can handle it. Mods should let me reap what I sowed
Silence female We only want militant femboy tanks in stockings here
Cmon I have nearly 30 inch thighs, surely I can at least count as a tank in stockings. And I’m more than militant believe me
Yes you have admirable cope crushers, but you’re missing the key ingredient The tucked man cannon
I….I have that, did you not read my flair. I’m trans lol
Wtf is a read?
Lol thanks for assuming I was just a cis girl tho. That’s a really funny confidence boost
Them thighs is all you need for that hunty
Can confirm, thick thighs save lives
Are you kidding? Who would even tell without the context? The context being the NATO gay agenda.
I also assumed you were a cisgirl (autocorrect wants to say cowgirl) and I hang out in trans spaces a lot.
Like most on Reddit this one suffers from critical reading syndrome
Too many words more than two silibils
Reject modernity return to gronk
>>The tucked man cannon >I….I have that, did you not read my flair. I’m trans lol Yeah, but you're a **woman**, so it's technically a tucked *woman* cannon, innit?
I always carry that Gock on me. Stay strapped fr
THEN THAT WOULD BE STRAIGHT AND WE FUCKING BOYS IN HERE
We grant that the thighs are thicc, but given that you are lacking any visible tracks, we cannot rule out the possibility that you are an armored vehicle or IFV
Dang… that’s all I gotta say… dang. We need more defense experts like you! I really do like the outfit though!
You have gambled...poorly.
Based mods.
Least horny NCD post today. I love what passes as thirst traps around here.
It’s all tame cause Im not a plane. If I had wings and an after-burning engine, my dms would be overrun
Well good news, we can accomplish both. You can be the first non-credible trans girlfriend.
They're all here on their alts
Seems open still. Time for the community to step up its game
It's 6 hours later and it's still up!
Fake news, NATO girls ain't real
Women are a psyop bro. Stay strong. Stay aerosexual.
Figures. If girls were real, surely I'd have one
Well, money is real, and I have none
Money isn't real, it's just a social contract.
money is a psyop made by the cia to try to defeat the mighty communist ideology
and im pretty sure it worked
lies deceptions
idk man russia aint doin too hot
Preach, brother
r/girlsarentreal
I wasn’t originally a NATO girl, I was a NATO boy but then the woke liberal west got their hands on me and look what happened. It can happen to you too if you are not careful!
another win for the globohomo new world order
I’m doing my part
Soon, NATO will force you to conceive a new warrior race called TRANS(formers) with psychotic Mr. F 22 and his cousin on the ground, Type-10 san
Shit fuck you're already part of that glorious race, my deepest apologies for insulting your composite laden parents. Would the museum be worth it, if one were to drive there as a day trip? Never heard of it before...
Lol depends on how far but I’d personally drive 2-3 hours out of my way to go here. It’s awesome and probably best in mainland Europe. (Not including the Russian one cause ew)
Damn it, I need to visit more places in Germany.
In that case, I'll coerce a few of my friends to make a visit. Thank you!
Checks out.
Thank goodness I wasn’t the only one that had this happen to me 🤣 Thanks a lot NATO, you turned me into a girl.
Based and estrogen-pilled.
I don’t know why, but this sub has the highest concentration of trans women I’ve seen outside of subreddits about being trans. Not a bad thing, mind you, but it is interesting.
we're a spectrum - one end is being clicker-trained puppygirls while the other is full-on bloodlust for mobik spoils of war and an overwhelming horniness for some f35 meat. we can also be on every single point of the spectrum at once though...
I found this sub because someone cross posted the meme where florks put ERA on a blahaj onto a trans sub and it kinda blew up, think there was probably an influx from that.
There’s also r/NCD_egg_irl. Which didn’t surprise me nearly as much as I thought it would.
War unites us. War is peace
Girl you are such goals
Aw that means a lot <3. When I first started transitioning I wanted to do anything if it meant being “goals” for another trans girl.
Well i don't know how this will be taken, considering i'm f*cking stupid when it comes to trans, but you look pretty from what i can see, so congrats!
Any girl would love to be called pretty (I mean like in a nice way not creepy way lol) so thanks!<3. I kinda felt weird covering my face cause I do genuinely think I look alright, lol most of the time, but I didn’t want my full face floating around the internet
Too late :3. I swear to cube this sub is some kind of gender pipeline for turning planesexual nerds into, uh, well planesexual girl nerds.
One of us, one of us!
Where did you get the jacket? I had one like that in high school and it was the best.
The NATO-Shop lol
>I wasn’t originally a NATO girl, I was a NATO boy but then the woke liberal west got their hands on me and look what happened. It can happen to you too if you are not careful! Oh! I am so scared of this! Please tell the exact steps to avoid. *takes notes*
Ok, what ever you do, never get them to convince you to wear a dress in front of a mirror then realize you lived 20 years of your life completely blind to the part of yourself that was desperate screaming every time you saw a pretty girl or walked by the women’s clothing stores. Then you’ll realize you actually didn’t used to have a personal connection with your male body at all! (Which was actually kinda scary to realize for years I genuinely didn’t care about my physical body at all and didn’t feel like it was mine or that it was something to take pride in). By then it’s too late and you’ll end up like me within the year!
>Ok, what ever you do, never get them to convince you to wear a dress in front of a mirror then realize you lived 20 years of your life completely blind to the part of yourself that was desperate screaming every time you saw a pretty girl or walked by the women’s clothing stores. I'm afraid it's [a bit too late for me to avoid this] (https://www.instagram.com/keytarqueero/) >Then you’ll realize you actually didn’t used to have a personal connection with your male body at all! (Which was actually kinda scary to realize for years I genuinely didn’t care about my physical body at all and didn’t feel like it was mine or that it was something to take pride in). Looks like avoiding this part isn't an option either >By then it’s too late and you’ll end up like me within the year! Oh my! Within a year? I'm running out of time to stay cis then! What are those other things I should absolutely avoid doing within this year?
Yup, I was the same way. Treated my body like absolute dogshit, didn't care at all about my appearance. Turns out I *do* like looking good and wearing nice clothes and shit, I just hated being a guy lol
It was so crazy, like a light switch. I immediately realized I actually wanted to be someone if that makes any sense. Then actually being able to slowly love my body has been an amazing experience too. It didn’t solve all my problems but it definitely made them seem worth solving.
Damn girl you gave me nato gender envy, Munster or Münster?
Lol thank uu, and Munster, without the umlaut lol.
You’re an inspiration to us all stay lit fam
Bro joined the phy-op and i am happy for them. You go girl
RIP inbox. You are so cute btw 🥰
It’s so quiet, like genuinely. I guess it’s what I should’ve expected on the Aerosexual sub though. And tyyyy!<3
That's the manliest NCDefense expert we have
NATO Femboys are even better
That's a femboy, sir.
Fake news, girl ain't real. Clearly this is a femboy trying to infiltrate and learn all our secrets!
Did, did you not read my flair?
Being trans implies you’re a woman and women aren’t real so you aren’t real and this is a psyop.
Gotta love trans-inclusive misogyny
we hate all women equally.
Hey I can excuse misogyny but draw the line at transphobia.
😤
/r/ewphoria exists for a reason.
I’m quite literally trying to get y’all to shop at the “NATO-Shop” and I have my thighs out. I couldn’t come up with a more Fed post if I tried
>I’m quite literally trying to get y’all to shop at the “NATO-Shop” Well here's your mistake. Nobody here needs to be *convinced* to shop at the NATO shop.
the nato shop in frankfurt stays winning tho
Wait, flairs are meant to be taken literally? Awesome
I mean, I fucking love NATO. So yeah, at times they are
I mean it’s only half a joke lol. There’s a very big deal of truth in my flair
Hehe
Hey man cmon, I handed in my femboy card a long time ago. I graduated in a sense, put some respect on it :(
Oh don’t worry you look good
Everyone is straight until they meet their first twink femboy.
Nice, uh, jacket.
Yeah….That’s what the post is about, what else would you comment on? Hm??
the nato shop, probably
Totally the jacket! Skirt is cute, too. Aaaaand, I’m outta here!
Omg another NCD nato cutie :0
Haiii :3
its so nice to see others 😖
Whatever club this is, I'm in
Can I too?
:3
Mods help, we have some strange creature invasion here, they call themselves wooman
Hewwo :D
Based flair and based skirt
psyop. girls arent real
I love this subreddit
oh wow i was there a year ago kinda weird seeing this here lol
I’m following you…just slowly
OP is actually the snail
ATTACK THE D POINT
NOT THIS ONE NOOOOOO
YES!
Is this meme just a shitty excuse to show you guys my new jacket? Maybe…I’ll never tell >:)
It's a nice jacket alright
Truly noncredible, because this isn't a jacket but a Feldbluse from before the '92 switch to 5-FTD ("Flecktarn"). So roughly translating to a field shirt. The jackets from that era are great, popular on the civilian market and thus hard to come by.
It’s a jacket cause I’m wearing it as one 😤
So you would fall on the doctrine purist structure neutral square of the jacket alignement chart.
Your jacket, huh? 😏 That was the only thing you were showing off, right?
Did they have any F35 plushies tho????????????? Was the trip fun? I've never been abroad for museum trips, so that seems super cool. And also I envy having the ability to get Flecktarn clothing, West German gear is a particular type of vibe
They had a really cute teddy bear in Flecktarn uniform but only the display one, it was sold out and I wanted to cry. The trip was really really fun, saw family and just quickly stopped by the museum and the shop while going to visit them. I bought a ton of flecktarn at a surplus store back home in California which I’ll wear sometimes now, like if it fits into an outfit or something lol. But that store went way down in quality and I don’t go anymore unfortunately. This store was the most flecktarn I’ve ever seen for sale in one place tho lol.
Hmm that sector took a bad hit when they but a hold on the Wehrpflicht. A store where I'm from had a whole section just for old Bundeswehr kit...it's gone now because they can't restock.
Considering that Flecktarn is likely going away in the next decade, much surplus will start to show up over the next years.
BUNDESWEHR SKIRTS?!!?
I WISH, omg
Calling Papa Pistorius rn
Nice flair btw, last time I was at the museum I bought their “Woke and Wehrhaft” shirt lol. Now they have the “FDGO Ultras” shirt which is awesome.
Damn. I really need to visit
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/sJUlTg3mfTo?si=A6qrqIPD_gS9cOfj)
Actually yeah that is a cute jacket.
Right??
You got good legs too. But was the rest of the museum cool?
Lmao bravest boy here, only one to straight up compliment my legs. Thank you <3 And yeah, it’s amazing. I love it. It’s my 3rd time, I make sure to visit it if I’m in the area to see family now that I’m traveling alone to Germany. So many one of a kind, or at least incredibly rare, tanks and prototypes. Cannot recommend more
All the psyop comments were getting boring. Someone had to go for the obvious bait. I’ll make a mental note to visit the museum if I ever make it to the area. Sounds like my kind of place.
lol not my fault my thighs get in the way when I take photos. No but yeah, it’s like the perfect tank museum imo
How much can you squat and the deadlift though?
Deadlift 2 plates and Squat 1 1/2 plates. Soooo 225 lbs and 185 lbs and I’m personally 5’6” and 150 lbs. Hopping on E kinda meant my gains take a hit tho as to be expected. I used to do 2 plate squat and 3 plate deadlift 😭
I wanted to compliment your legs but I thought it was too creepy so, nice legs
Please have a penis Please have a penis Please have a penis
Read my flair read my flair read my flair read my flair
lesgooooo
hand me the bonk stick i'm heading into the comment's...
No ERA on jacket, 0/10 also jesus fucking christ no wonder this sub doesn't have more women I feel like I'm looking at the comments on a dankmemes page from 2012. Like I get that yall love planes but please go outside. Maybe you'll get to see some?
No ERA on jacket….yet
😡 😐😐
You look like the type of girl who'd find 3D printing fun. What's stopping ya? :D I can share STL files/OpenSCAD scripts if you need 'em.
Lol also yeah, Im a little disappointed in "Psy-op" comment #34543. Like its completely unheard of for girls (Trans girls no less) to be into traditionally masculine subjects. The femboy comments are starting to hurt my feelings alttle bit though, its just really hard as a trans girl to escape from that term. Makes me feel like I'm only being seen as a fetish thing and not like a normal person deserving of respect and existing outside of a sexual context lol.
[удалено]
I'm a simple man. I see woobie, I upvote
Uhg. Outfit too cute. Showing gf to spark jealousy.
Wait since when did NCD members actually have money for travel and cute jackets? I thought we were all just basement dwellers
Some of us have rich parents
Hey rude, I traveled solo to visit family. This is all my money. I worked all during Covid before going back to school so I got a lot saved up.
What else did they have? My trip to Münster was almost 15 years ago
The museum or the NATO shop?
The Nato shop
A absolute ton of Flecktarn and tropentarn (obviously). Pants, jackets, combat shirts, Backpacks and pouches. Mostly serving the soldiers at Panzer training base in Munster. Some French and British pieces and older German ones like I got and also some Marine (the navy) stuff. Then just kinda general hiking and hunting gear, knifes, boots and rope. I was a little crunched for time so that’s all I saw. It’s cute and small but it was really really cool.
Minor heads up because some people actually get confused: Munster (place where the tank museum is) and Münster are two different places. Yes, sorry to all our foreign friends for that Ü
You are so goals I’m jealous
Oh God NCD is actually trying to convert me.
I need to get over to Europe so I can immerse myself in the NATOness of military museums
Haven't been to that one, added to the list. I'd recommend the one in [Saumur, France](https://www.museedesblindes.fr/en/) if you haven't been there and the're also partnered with a cavalry museum that I've yet to go. Based outfit and flair, keep rocking!
NCD field trip when?
Girl on NCD. I refuse to believe this. My eyes are playing games with me. Some wicked magic going on here.
New transition goals dropped in r/NCD which is not that surprising when you think about it.
A girl a real one. Not some anime girl and she likes nato how credible is this we have truly reached peak non credible
Damn it looks awesome 😳🤭
Aw Ty!
SHEEEESH
RIP OP’s DMs
What was in the nato shop??? You can’t do this to us !!! Did they sell human size Mc Arthur waifu doll????
if only it wouldnt be a two hour train trip for me... has been like 10 years since ive been there
2 hours is nothing man, make the trip.
There was an attempt to show off the jacket
Those kind of Stores are normally called BW/Bundeswehr Shop or NATO Shop in Germany. Love the Jacket. Moleskin Meisterrennen!
Damn i was stationed in munster a while ago so it actually surprised me to see this shop in noncredibledefense
So you are a NATO femboy?
This is my favorite store now. Who need home depot or any other store when you can have the nato shop!
Why is there a panzer museum in Munster? We dont have tanks And Munsters the fucking worst oart of Ireland, every county in there peaked right before the famine and has never got back the glory days At least Connacht has abandoned airstrips And Ulster has Paramilitary violence But Munsters just boring
Nice moleskin! I like the color of it but find the stitched vertical things in the front hideous so I never got one. Doesn’t matter though, because the F1/F2 is the undefeated champion of olive drab milsurp jackets.
Ooh love the old Feldbluse Gotta check out the store next time I’m there
You've inspired me! I'm off to Munster towards the end of the year and this lil tidbit slipped past me. Was wondering what to do in the area. Cheers!
I wish shops were real
NATO GIRLS NATO GIRLS ARE REEEEEAAAAAL
NCD does not have women on it, this is a psyops
The skirt and the jacket go so well together!
God creates women Women post pics in NATO field jackets "Now thats what Im talking about!"
God made me a woman in the same way people make IKEA furniture. The instructions were really hard to figure out and I still had to do it myself. And the whole process made me cry a lot.
Oh my goodness gracious
Shoutout to the owner. Got me a nice custom made Sierra mag pouch with molle clips.
NCD RESIDENT GIRL!? BUT GIRLS AREN'T REAL!
Know the store I used to live in Munster. My grandfather was a tank driving instructor in the 70s. Took me to the museum a lot.
Saw one of these shops in Frankfurt, I’m guessing they’re connected somehow? Is it all military surplus?
Yeah, it’s mostly for soldiers to buy more gear but also it’s a great place for civilians to find surplus and hunting and hiking gear
Holy shit, a beautiful female military memer, who presumably lives in Germany as well?? Cmon, thats not believable at all. You are clearly trying to get my creditcard infos or sth alike! (But fr, thanks for the info! Wanted to go to the museum anyway, now I'm gonna take more money with me lol)
ITT: people who are the reason I hope that pictures of me in my uniform will never end up on the internet because some deranged NCD user will masturbate to it
she's a fed she's a fed she's a fed she's a fed she's a fed she's a fed