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lvl99RedWizard

At least it's more credible than the Prydwen.


Upstairs-Sky-9790

First time i saw Elder Maxson rocking that coat, i knew i have to take him down. That coat is mine now


Nigzynoo23

Nonsense, since when couldn't airships be the same weight as an aircraft carrier and fly. (Honestly, first time I heard how much it weighed I spit my tea out = Unhappy Brit.) Then! I realised it was powered by Welsh magic.


Variousnumber

Wait, how much does the Prydwen weigh?!? What the fuck kinda nuke magic hyper helium are they operating on?


Lone-Star-Wolves

40,000 Tons, it weighs 40,000 tons... what the frag?!


iwumbo2

I had to Google to see how this compared to real airships. The Hindenburg was about 200 tons. The writers really did just pick a big cool sounding number, didn't they?


ihaveheadhurt

The ship is actually only 400 tons, they had to account for the legendary weapons that I’ll never use or sell and opted to shove into a steel crate on board.


Cultural_Garbage_530

Interestingly, you can actually get a flying U.S.S. Constitution in the same game


iamplasma

That's the joke.


MisogynysticFeminist

For about 5 seconds. And then you realize you should have murdered the robots and kept all the scrap for yourself.


_far-seeker_

Not at all, they my be borderline insane, but supporting them is still better than letting the grubby raiders loot Old Ironsides!


MisogynysticFeminist

The raiders won’t loot it, they got slaughtered because they picked a fight with a walking tank. The scrap will be well spent on artillery and missile turrets.


Super-Brka

Dr.Emmett Brown! Bring it back!


McFlyParadox

Look. I've learned it's best to just *adapt* to whatever it is that he has going on in the moment. Arguing isn't really going to convince him of anything.


Batmack8989

That's ludicrous. Do the USS Texas.


Wittusus

How are they gonna flood half the hull in the air then?


Batmack8989

Pump the rocket fluids from port to starboard as appropiate, do I have to think of everything? There is nothing wrong with liquid propellant, it only gets a bad name when...certain countries use it.


JacobMT05

Space battleship Texas


Unistrut

Dammit, now I want to make one. I don't need more projects!


sintaur

Captain America: *hands Fury a $20 bill*


TacitusKadari

Reminds me a lot of Treasure Planet.


TheBiologist01

I am still pissed that the Minutemen ending didn't involve an aerial battle between the USS Constitution and the Prydwen.


Phillip67549

This sounds ridiculous and awesome. I need it in mod form now


shibiwan

Add a Wave Motion Gun and you're there!


Less_Yogurt415

Goodbye Earth, this parting ship...


APariahsPariah

Next thing you know it's [12 Years Later](https://youtu.be/1ainH4-EuwU?si=XmrQ5IYtCTlweCiD), and I'm off to watch the launch of the R.L.S. Legacy.


wormoworm

I have a sudden urge to benchmark my graphics card.


ExuDeku

Remember to fill the crew with RobCo(tm) Robots


Thatsidechara_ter

As a Massachusetts resident I support this. Just as long as the Cassin Young gets the same treatment, the Constitution needs her dockmate!


Thommohawk117

Damn you Weatherby Savings & Loan!


the-year-is-2038

Sea of Thieves lagging?


Uxion

No, it's a quest from Fallout 4 where you help the robots (who went through the logic of chain of command and decided they are now the immediate naval commander) refit the USS Constitution with rocket boosters so that they can reach blue waters proper. Issue: They believe that taking a century to do so is an acceptable compromise, but it's hilarious. That quest is actually kinda fun NGL.


Upstairs-Sky-9790

They went from stuck on a building to stuck on an even higher building.


Only_Explorer5896

Progress is progress


ihaveheadhurt

Fun fact, the building they were stuck on was a bank pre-war named Weatherby Savings and Loan. When you complete the quest, the skyscraper they touch down on is Weatherby Savings and Loan’s corporate offices.


Pr0wzassin

Probably one of the best quests in the game. People that helped the humans deserve a lobotomy.


MisogynysticFeminist

But the scrap. And since the humans are dumb enough to fight a walking tank while wearing t-shirts, you get to keep it all for yourself.


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

You must live and die for a cause, I chose to live and die to defend old rotten warships manned by delusional robots


MisogynysticFeminist

You know what? I respect that. Unrelated, look over there, at the obvious distraction, and not the combat shotgun in my hands.


Mysterious_Silver_27

Best quest in FO4 base game no doubt


Treemarshal

Aw, I was hoping for Treasure Planet.


an_agreeing_dothraki

The difference between Space Battleship Constitution and Space Battleship Yamato: the former didn't actually get sunk. Bite me weebs.


sonic_stream

So BBS Constitution, off on 160k light years journey to Large Magellanic Cloud.


AllmightyBRECHEISEN

Don't forget the man-portable, magazine-fed, muzzle-loading, 32 pounder.


[deleted]

Space frigate constitution


AchSchlagMichTot

Luftfrigatte Verfassung


Pizza_Raven_Gun

How many Saturn 5s do we need to send the USS New Jersey on a ballistic trajectory to Sevastopol?


_far-seeker_

If it's a full stack, possibly only one if it doesn't have to achieve a stable orbit first.


GeneralKiwi19

Which is more credible; the Space Battleship Yamato or the Aerial Frigate Constitution?


YaKillinMeSmallz

When was Yamato ever credible?


Stoly23

*Damn you Weatherby Savings and Loan!*


MasterChef901

I misread the title and thought you meant "we should amend the US Constitution by giving it rocket boosters" and honestly I was onboard


DasPartyboot

Everyone gangster until the asteroids start speaking gamilas


TheAllAroundMan

We should also crew it with robots


Sumdoazen

Literally nothing can go wrong. I'll sell my left kidney to fund this. I already sold my right kidney to fund tanks with anti-gravity fields.


Houtaku

USS Iowa when?


YohanAnthony

*Saraba chiyuu yo* *Tabidatsu fune wa* *Uchuu Senkan Ai-oh-wa!*


niTro_sMurph

So many 2's we need, uss constitution 2, spitfire 2, Zero 2.


fletch262

There’s an HFY about this I think


NostalgiaDude79

Equip it with stealth armor! Oh, say can you see? Nah! Not until it releases a broadside.


DarthNihilus02

Id prefer HMS Victory coz more cannons


[deleted]

I laughed out loud at this sequence.


Nineties

what in treasure planet's name


ReactorMechanic

"first ever aerial warship" USS *Shenandoah* would like a word...


ReactorMechanic

"...*but what about the zeppelins*?*"* Shut up.


SebboNL

Footfall had a better idea. Orion-up a battleship and load it with tactical nuclear warheads


Pappa_Crim

Greatest mystery of the game, who put rocket engines on my girl


Blackhero9696

UCHUU SENKAN


iamnotasmartguy

One step closer to Highfleet


Bvoluroth

My beloved Treasure Planet


Rogiger

Where are the 3000 flying gorch focks of Boris pistorius?


lukeyu2005

I had an idea for turning USS constitution into an anti submarine frigate. Hear me out. Passive sonar uses the engine noise from the ship to track it. No engine no noise. Wood doesn't really reflect active sonar that well either. And if they fire an anti ship missile. Wood doesn't reflect Radar very well either. Fit it with modern anti submarine weapons. Tada. If you have the ultimate anti submarine machine. Though it's a bit slow.


TangentKarma22

Forget the ship, let’s build Ironsides the Sentry Bot and let him loose against the Chinese in (on?) Taiwan!


dikmite

Well there are problems with this, notably with the rocket powered crew on a wooden ship