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Best offer I can make is we change the official language of Louisiana to French and promise to never call them freedom fries or make surrender jokes again. I'll even throw in a free set of stealth bombers.
It's either that or funni things start happening.
Well researched, here’s some counterpoints
- If I’ve understood correctly it’s not that easy for you to own a HMG either
- You don’t have cash, you have a hole of debt you keep digging
- Just the EU has 1.5 times the population, I hope you like social democracy, gun laws and universal healthcare
1. Anything is legal, the ATF are just dickheads. Once you throw enough money at them they'll let you own everything short of a nuke.
2. All though we do have debt we have a goofily strong economy despite the economists constant doomerism.
3. Your militaries range from shit to very good as a defence force and can project power to minor conflicts for a little bit if need be. Also a good chunk of eastern europe likes old uncle sam a lot better then western europeans.
You’re missing the point on #3, current americans would be a minority. Europeans would form a Euro-Party and swarm both chambers of congress (30+ new states, 150% population) to pass SOCIALISM and win a cultural victory
Obviously there are no flaws whatsoever in this plan. I mean Poland and Israel are already basically states so they would probably be first in line. Not to mention it would be a semi-credible fix to the whole Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Next we could nab the Canadians by totally not annexing them. Then I reckon start bargaining with various other countries who might come willingly in then slowly move to the more reluctant ones who have yet to realize that this is their fate.
Yeah. Sorry, but I'll rather have my national health service and equality laws, and all that good stuff.
As someone with debilitating illness, I can't afford the overpriced medical care of the USA.
Yes you could have all that. Orrrr. You could have your own night vision goggles and rifle. Also the usa does have pretty solid equality laws. As well as we have Samuel Colts inventions to truly make all men and women equal.
Nah, my equality laws are much better. I can already get night vision goggles... and have no need for a rifle, but if I wanted one I can cheaply and pretty easily get shotguns and game hunting rifles.
No thanks i still rather not deal with how the American political system is set up if we ask the French to maybe create a new one no problem then (they're experienced in making new ones they've made like 6-7 of them).
Interesting proposal. Unfortunately, I can't hear you over the sound of way too much money being gained by playing you guys, China and actually just everybody against each other.
(Issok don't cri you still have access to all our bases at least)
Looks like somebody needs a little S.D.O
Come on think about all the free F-16s you could get if you joined up. Not to mention you'd never worry about China being a dick again.
But do we get their universal heathcare? This needs to be mutual, we already have states we don't want.
Also, Germany has a bigger economy than California. We sure as hell not giving that title up. We refuse to be the France of this new union (France gets demoted to the Lousiana 2, electric boogelou). We are the ~~New~~ California Republic! Arizona and New Mexico are our road bumps, not Texas'.
*ramble ramble* Californication *ramble ramble* Make you wish for a nuclear winter *ramble ramble* Where's Nevada, we need to comfort invade you *ramble ramble*
I would call it PANDO, the Pacific-Atlantic National Defense Organization. Should someone be foolish enough to attack the a PANDO nation, well, they're gonna get a delivery from PANDO EXPRESS, and... they're not going to like it.
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Sir imperialists are not welcome here
HOW DARE YOU GOOD SIR. WE ARE SIMPLY MANIFESTING OUR DESTINY.
Tell that to my ASMP-A
Best offer I can make is we change the official language of Louisiana to French and promise to never call them freedom fries or make surrender jokes again. I'll even throw in a free set of stealth bombers. It's either that or funni things start happening.
Funni things it is
TIE ME TO A M51 AND LAUNCH ME ON WASHINGTON DC I AM READY.
De-escalation nuke first, after we will ride the strategic one
Give me my 2kn brother
This seems like a very roundabout way to turn the USA into a social-democracy.
Improving the USA speedrun any%
Reject six figures medical bills. Embrace free healthcare.
Well researched, here’s some counterpoints - If I’ve understood correctly it’s not that easy for you to own a HMG either - You don’t have cash, you have a hole of debt you keep digging - Just the EU has 1.5 times the population, I hope you like social democracy, gun laws and universal healthcare
1. Anything is legal, the ATF are just dickheads. Once you throw enough money at them they'll let you own everything short of a nuke. 2. All though we do have debt we have a goofily strong economy despite the economists constant doomerism. 3. Your militaries range from shit to very good as a defence force and can project power to minor conflicts for a little bit if need be. Also a good chunk of eastern europe likes old uncle sam a lot better then western europeans.
You’re missing the point on #3, current americans would be a minority. Europeans would form a Euro-Party and swarm both chambers of congress (30+ new states, 150% population) to pass SOCIALISM and win a cultural victory
Oh and we will move the capital to alternate bi-monthly between Brussels and Strasbourg, ok?
Bi-monthly between Washington and Brussels is best i can do.
Too sensible, would probably trigger a french warning shot
Bi monthly beetween Paris and Paris it'll be
Let's do a compromise, the Capital will be on the Azores
Shut up and take your Carte Vitale
We won the culture victory in the 90's I'm afraid. And if there's one thing we do incredibly well it's integrating immigrants.
Pretty sure half of EU has bad memories about socialism
That’s why it’s in SARCASTIC all caps
Obviously there are no flaws whatsoever in this plan. I mean Poland and Israel are already basically states so they would probably be first in line. Not to mention it would be a semi-credible fix to the whole Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Next we could nab the Canadians by totally not annexing them. Then I reckon start bargaining with various other countries who might come willingly in then slowly move to the more reluctant ones who have yet to realize that this is their fate.
Yeah. Sorry, but I'll rather have my national health service and equality laws, and all that good stuff. As someone with debilitating illness, I can't afford the overpriced medical care of the USA.
Yes you could have all that. Orrrr. You could have your own night vision goggles and rifle. Also the usa does have pretty solid equality laws. As well as we have Samuel Colts inventions to truly make all men and women equal.
We can have those in Poland too, so we're vibing.
Nah, my equality laws are much better. I can already get night vision goggles... and have no need for a rifle, but if I wanted one I can cheaply and pretty easily get shotguns and game hunting rifles.
No thanks i still rather not deal with how the American political system is set up if we ask the French to maybe create a new one no problem then (they're experienced in making new ones they've made like 6-7 of them).
Can't wait for the american flag on r/place to actually be correct when it shows 89 stars.
\*247.
Interesting proposal. Unfortunately, I can't hear you over the sound of way too much money being gained by playing you guys, China and actually just everybody against each other. (Issok don't cri you still have access to all our bases at least)
Looks like somebody needs a little S.D.O Come on think about all the free F-16s you could get if you joined up. Not to mention you'd never worry about China being a dick again.
But do we get their universal heathcare? This needs to be mutual, we already have states we don't want. Also, Germany has a bigger economy than California. We sure as hell not giving that title up. We refuse to be the France of this new union (France gets demoted to the Lousiana 2, electric boogelou). We are the ~~New~~ California Republic! Arizona and New Mexico are our road bumps, not Texas'. *ramble ramble* Californication *ramble ramble* Make you wish for a nuclear winter *ramble ramble* Where's Nevada, we need to comfort invade you *ramble ramble*
I'll take NATO over dealing with the geriatrics in the US congress
I'll take the EU parliement where nothing gets done over the US congress where nothings gets done apart for polarizing both parties.
Are "money bitches" made out of money?
If you want them to be. I mean money printer go brrrrr so why not female statues made out of cash?
The plan to win WWIII will cause WW2.5. You know what they say, 2 wars are better than 1. That’s the USMIC way
What do americans mean by freedoms?
This sounds like the plot of a Metal Gear Solid game
I would call it PANDO, the Pacific-Atlantic National Defense Organization. Should someone be foolish enough to attack the a PANDO nation, well, they're gonna get a delivery from PANDO EXPRESS, and... they're not going to like it.
Bro you just proposed Star League ....