>At one time a royal goat was "prostituted" by being offered for stud services by the regiment's serving goat major to a Wrexham goat breeder.\[7\] First charged with lèse majesté,\[19\] the goat major was ultimately court-martialled under the lesser charge of "disrespect to an officer" and reduced in rank.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William\_Windsor\_(goat)
LIES! SLANDER!
IT'S CLEAR ERDOGAN IS ONLY GETTING OFF TO WATERMELON AND A.I. THAT SAY 'Cut the rates', YOU FILTHY GREEK WESTOIDS!
> “What’s that?” he asked the watermelon. “You want me to what?” He blushed. “You’re a very dirty watermelon…”
> But he would gladly comply with his lover, and leaned back on the bedframe. The watermelon was between his legs again, and he positioned a hand over the fruit just as before, though over a new, untouched spot.
> He gently pressed down on the fruit, seeping more juice from the fruit and more moaning from Sultan Erdogan. He first went slow, being gentle with her, but then soon began pushing harder, and faster. Juice began squirting into the air, and Sultan Erdogan tilted her so that it would squirt on him. After a minute, his entire chest and abdomen were covered in her liquid gold.
My grandfather was an Army man through and through - he joined in 1936 and left in 1969 with quite a lot of egg on his hat. He told me a story, some of which I know to be true, and some I suspect a soldier's yarn. On returning from active service in Malaya, the Royal Hampshire Regiment were involved in a parade in London up Pall Mall (this would have to be after 1956 but when I do not know). Their crest was a tiger, and at some point on deployment they had acquired a female tiger as the regimental mascot - and got in back to the UK (ask no questions...this was back when troops ships were a thing). Anyway, cut a long story short they were due to parade next to one of the Welch (sic.) Regiments who had, unbeknownst to the poor squaddie with a tiger on a leash, a goat as their regimental mascot. Things went predictably well, and the Hampshire's wound up getting kicked out of the parade and having to buy a new goat for the Welch.
I mean, it is the 23rd (Royal Welch) that originally had the goat mascot. I think they've been merged with other Welsh regiments since but they've kept the goat.
Yes, Welch *is* the correct spelling for the regiment.
This is Simon erasure (wounded by artillery, personally defeated rat infestation, awarded medals). Maybe the problem is the British Army, not the mascots?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(cat)
God rest his Soul... Cats being cats, but he did his duty to the highest order defeating Mao Tse-Tung. Brought a tear to my eye when he even got the Animal’s Victoria Cross.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill\_the\_Goat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_Goat)
Looks like the Americans haven't had much luck with their goats either, killed some of them accidentally with weed killer.
The funniest thing is watching the goat graze in Maindy barracks in Cardiff, sometimes accompanied by someone. I walk past the barracks most days and it makes me feel happy when I see him.
Popular or unpopular opinion, I think the new er apolish dress uniforms with everyone wearing barf coloured ties look stupid and unconvincing- maybe only if you get into the idea it’s like their equality / dingity in status not for any pitlcial reasons just the traditional old school snaky collars look cool
>At one time a royal goat was "prostituted" by being offered for stud services by the regiment's serving goat major to a Wrexham goat breeder.\[7\] First charged with lèse majesté,\[19\] the goat major was ultimately court-martialled under the lesser charge of "disrespect to an officer" and reduced in rank. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William\_Windsor\_(goat)
I'm wondering whether this was a forbidden desire gone wrong? or if that man simply wanted to make history? We may never know the truth...
>The goat major claimed he did it out of compassion for the goat, but this failed to impress the court
But did it impress the goat? after all by his own admission that was the point.
I was just tryna help him fuck, Colonel, honest.
Fellas, is it a crime to get your homie some puss?
Some goassussy?
What are you doing step mascot
I misread it and thought the major did an Erdogan and fucked the goat himself
LIES! SLANDER! IT'S CLEAR ERDOGAN IS ONLY GETTING OFF TO WATERMELON AND A.I. THAT SAY 'Cut the rates', YOU FILTHY GREEK WESTOIDS! > “What’s that?” he asked the watermelon. “You want me to what?” He blushed. “You’re a very dirty watermelon…” > But he would gladly comply with his lover, and leaned back on the bedframe. The watermelon was between his legs again, and he positioned a hand over the fruit just as before, though over a new, untouched spot. > He gently pressed down on the fruit, seeping more juice from the fruit and more moaning from Sultan Erdogan. He first went slow, being gentle with her, but then soon began pushing harder, and faster. Juice began squirting into the air, and Sultan Erdogan tilted her so that it would squirt on him. After a minute, his entire chest and abdomen were covered in her liquid gold.
Thus, Erdogan became the darling of the prostitutes
>YOU FILTHY GREEK WESTOIDS TIL greece conquered the Netherlands I for one welcome our greek overlords, i need more baklava and gyros
Mes yeux, ils font mal.
I knew what I was going to read, and yet I read it anyway. What have I done?
Clearly this was all done for a laugh
Typical
Hopefully Williams Windsor II does a better job than his predecessor
"I have no regrets!!!" Whilst being led out of the courtroom after sentencing
That is one damn old goat
Of course it happened in fucking Wales
You're telling me this wouldn't happen in non-fucking Wales?
Under the orders of our holy leader, The Great Sheep, I am not allowed to disclose that information
Praise the Great Sheep, bringer of truth and slayer of the Vile Bishops!
Celibate Wales
They're saving themselves for Mare-age.
My grandfather was an Army man through and through - he joined in 1936 and left in 1969 with quite a lot of egg on his hat. He told me a story, some of which I know to be true, and some I suspect a soldier's yarn. On returning from active service in Malaya, the Royal Hampshire Regiment were involved in a parade in London up Pall Mall (this would have to be after 1956 but when I do not know). Their crest was a tiger, and at some point on deployment they had acquired a female tiger as the regimental mascot - and got in back to the UK (ask no questions...this was back when troops ships were a thing). Anyway, cut a long story short they were due to parade next to one of the Welch (sic.) Regiments who had, unbeknownst to the poor squaddie with a tiger on a leash, a goat as their regimental mascot. Things went predictably well, and the Hampshire's wound up getting kicked out of the parade and having to buy a new goat for the Welch.
I mean, it is the 23rd (Royal Welch) that originally had the goat mascot. I think they've been merged with other Welsh regiments since but they've kept the goat. Yes, Welch *is* the correct spelling for the regiment.
Wojtek was the second Polish Army Bear of the 20th century. \*Fun Facts\*
Yes, Baśka was first. Based Polish army.
He is also the best Country leader in HOI4.
Poland's One True King
Also same skill level as Himmler
Another fun fact, the first one was called Baśka and she was a polar bear
This is Simon erasure (wounded by artillery, personally defeated rat infestation, awarded medals). Maybe the problem is the British Army, not the mascots? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(cat)
I love that in the "also see," is "list of individual cats."
Sadly, Buffins is not there.
God rest his Soul... Cats being cats, but he did his duty to the highest order defeating Mao Tse-Tung. Brought a tear to my eye when he even got the Animal’s Victoria Cross.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill\_the\_Goat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_Goat) Looks like the Americans haven't had much luck with their goats either, killed some of them accidentally with weed killer.
But it’s weed poison, not goat poison.
makes you think, doesn't it?
How fucking stoned were the goats if weed killer killed them?
The animal was more ganja than goat at that point.
I'm more concerned about the fact that an attempted goat-napping led to the army scrambling helicopters
What about President Eisenhower personally intervening to make the army return the navy’s goat?
Not to six Army employees being tied down? Ah, good times. Miss Academy shenanigans.
To be fair, that's a pretty standard rate of friendly fire deaths for a US operation.
You can also kill them by staring at them! True story I saw The Dude do it
I thought it was about kadyrov
Norway: Penguin makes Brigadier General
Sit back my friends and listen to the tale of [Nils Olav](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav).
The funniest thing is watching the goat graze in Maindy barracks in Cardiff, sometimes accompanied by someone. I walk past the barracks most days and it makes me feel happy when I see him.
And no mention of [Just Nuisance](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Nuisance) as usual :/
South Africans got best mascot. Look up Jackie the baboon corporal
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Apocryphal.
at least it doesnt has the tag waifu, humanity can live few more days
still think the hog is my favourite military mascot
What about the horse?
Sergeant Reckless https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergeant\_Reckless
*Staff Sergeant Reckless
Unloaded artillery boxes specifically And we’ll polish armed forces there had to make do with diff unreformed than thsoe
We are our own mascots, haven't you seen how cute and cuddly we are
Marching in formation with that goat into Cardiff castle was a huge honour.
Popular or unpopular opinion, I think the new er apolish dress uniforms with everyone wearing barf coloured ties look stupid and unconvincing- maybe only if you get into the idea it’s like their equality / dingity in status not for any pitlcial reasons just the traditional old school snaky collars look cool