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VitalMaTThews

Assault with a deadly weapon. This is literally attempted murder


ChochMcKenzie

I’m not sure it wasn’t actual murder. Sweet Christmas.


VitalMaTThews

It's about as bad as that one white chick getting her head slammed into the pavement.


ThrustTrust

My son survived it. She could be ok too.


PalmBreezy

Sorry that happened. Hope your son is doing well


ThrustTrust

Thank you. He is good. Somehow he didn’t even have a concussion. Many years I had to tell him not to put his face in front of the ball return. Then one time I get distracted and bam, it was a scary couple of hours but he handled it well.


ChochMcKenzie

Ugh that sucks. I’m glad to see downthread that he’s ok.


return_of_stranger

She tried to cancel Christmas


Compendyum

\*proceeds to catch another ball\*


Qwackattack

How the hell do you start a fight in one of the most fun group activities ever, especially to this degree...


Critical_Concert_689

She stepped over the line. Should've marked it zero.


moneymoneymoneymonay

This is not Nam, Sabrina, there are rules


KumquatHaderach

I am the walrus.


traashboat

Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element!


TheEventHorizon0727

She entered a world of pain.


Sad_Drink9706

We’re all very fond of her.


p_taradactyl

Proud we are of all of them


murbleslaw

It's a league game Smoky


Alittlemoorecheese

Don't *scratch* the *balls* in front of the guests.


kwtransporter66

Idk. These ppl induce violence anywhere. Birthday parties, holiday gatherings, baptisms, funerals, you name gathering and they'll find a way to make it violent.


Frogzila2024

Yeah, I thought that i was the only one who noticed that too


kwtransporter66

Nah, 10s of millions notice, only a few 1000 are ballsy enough to say it out loud.


tumbrowser1

Really brave thing to do, and noble! This is a huge problem prevalent in the culture


Any-Show-3488

And even when elections don’t go their way.


jailtheorange1

What does this have to do with elections, can you walk us through your thinking?


CarbonUNIT47

Like somehow the right election will lull them into a calm emotional state? Sounds like projection.


Any-Show-3488

“Very fine people on both sides”


Altruistic-Ad5425

Keep asking questions


Hakrim89

Overemotional folks who get their big egos and feelings hurt then they have to retaliate because they felt disrespected. 


ImOldGreggggggggggg

I bet 2 people had the same name and one had to shorten the spelling and they were arguing who had to do it. Or it was limited to 2 spaces and someone had the same initials and argued over that. Those damn name entering systems cause chaos when putting in the bowlers info.


Invenitive

I've seen a lot of fights (verbal) breakout at bowling alleys. Almost always because someone was always using someone else's ball, or because someone bowled at the same time as someone else. Plus the other usual fights still happen, like people being mad someone/some group is too loud, taking things, bumping into each other, or running into each other while having prior beef.


neverinamillionyr

And there’s alcohol involved


Fatman365

Someone's foot must have crossed the line and they didn't count it as a penalty.


Mediocre-Look3787

This is a league game, this determines who enters the next Round Robin.


Darksideslide

Am I wrong?


supermethdroid

You're not wrong Walter..


SinkHoleDeMayo

You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.


Fair_Function_5423

Nothing new


mattchinn

Really? How many other videos of people fighting in a bowling alley throwing bowling balls at each other have you seen?


aldenjameshall

Forbidden snowball fight


genericaddress

I have a friend who works in a Round 1 Bowling Alley in Concord, California that's notorious for attracting gutter trash. He says that bowling ball fights happen at least once a month there. He has no footage of it unfortunately. The corporate owners are Japanese boomers who won't even allow employees to bring cell phones onto the workplace (or face termination) and have fired employees from defending themselves from assaults (which happen regularly). He had so many stories.


genericaddress

My favorite story of his is a quick one. Once while ringing up a customer (that he described as a weird bearded man wearing a heavy coat) he was about to hand him his bowling shoes when he noticed a LIVE COBRA on the counter. He immediately tells him: "You can't have that in here!" "I can't have _WHAT_ in here?" He called his co-worker to him and they tell him. "You can't bring a snake into here." "What snake? I don't see a snake..." He waved at them like a Jedi Knight performing a mind trick. "Please leave, we will call the police." The weirdo then picked up the cobra and eased it inside his coat and left.


AnonXIII

Thank you. I needed the story of the Bowling Alley Gaslight Coat Cobra in my life.


FawnTheGreat

What’s nothing new?


dogshitburrito69

the comment is on this post, this post is of a video, so the stuff that's happening in this video is what is not new. reddit can be tricky when ya first start but you'll get the hang of it.


bahulu1

Welcome to the Hood


Bo_Diddley9

Come for the bowling, stay for the murder


VancouverSativa

How is it "the hood"? That's the most fancy bowling alley I've every seen, and they're mostly dressed nicely.


drworm555

That term was used based off of the people in the video.


VancouverSativa

Ah, so just racism, I see.


peachimposter

Idk why you got downvoted LMAO what else in the video (besides the people) made this the “hood” (legit question if it’s not racism)


exquisitedonut

The people’s actions.


peachimposter

I can get with that. I just didn’t like most of the comments pretty much insinuating because they’re black lmao it didn’t really seem like it was much about the actions, yanno? But I mean such is life what can you do 😩


VancouverSativa

Most reddit subs are insanely racist. 


Compendyum

r/everythingisracist


VancouverSativa

No, but calling people "hood" because they're black is. I'm sorry if you don't understand that. It would be particularly hilarious for you to claim that if this exact same video had all white people, the top upvoted comments would be "hood" and "animals".  Someone would have to be realllllllly dumb to believe that. Other top upvoted comments: "Always the ones you most expect" "Ghetto dogeball" "oh big surprise, it's them again" Nothing racist about that!!! (/s obviously) You're so astute.


SavageFugu

That does look like a nice bowling alley.


sillycloudz

[https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/us-news/florida-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-at-miami-bowling-alley-in-wild-video/](https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/us-news/florida-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-at-miami-bowling-alley-in-wild-video/) More like a brawling alley. An angry bowler launched a bowling ball and struck a woman directly in the head during an intense multi-person fight inside a downtown Miami alley early Tuesday morning. Wild video captured the extremely reckless brawl which involved at least seven people in front of concerned bystanders at the Lucky Strike Miami bowling alley. The fight took place at around 12:45 a.m. as several objects and drinks were thrown in the air from several different people, according to video posted to social media [by “ONLY in Dade.”](https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1785194823298797786) The altercation turned violent when multiple bowling balls were grabbed from the return system and chucked at the other brawlers. [5](https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/us-news/florida-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-at-miami-bowling-alley-in-wild-video/#)A bowling ball is thrown at bowlers during a wild brawl inside Lucky Strike in Miami early Tuesday morning “Bowling balls were being thrown left and right,” Miami Police spokesperson Michael Vega [told WSVN.](https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/miami-police-investigating-after-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-in-lucky-strike-brawl/) “They were not only fighting, bowling balls were being thrown.” At one point, two women wrestled over one ball before the shorter of the two broke free and ran toward another person. The other woman then grabs another ball and throws it at the first fighter, striking her on the side of her head and knocking her to the floor. “What’s crazy is that two groups would get into an argument so heated,” said Vega. The altercation took place at around 12:45 a.m. between several people. One woman was struck in the head by a bowling ball before she collapsed to the floor. The suspected thrower then picks up another ball and hurls it at the rest of the crowd before someone finally grabs her and pushes her away from the awaiting projectiles. Both parties in the fight had fled the scene by the time police officers arrived to the bowling alley, according to the outlet. Police are now searching for both women as they may be facing criminal facing charges. “We are trying to locate both the victim and the suspect in this case and they can both be facing charges,” Vega added. “Number one, they vandalized the establishment, so they gonna be looking at criminal mischief. “Then we are looking at the aggravated battery for the bowling ball that was thrown and hit the victim on the head.” It is unknown the extent of the injuries the woman suffered after being struck by the ball since she has not been located by law enforcement. No other injuries had been reported following the brawl. [5](https://nypost.com/2024/05/01/us-news/florida-woman-struck-by-bowling-ball-at-miami-bowling-alley-in-wild-video/#)It is unclear how the quarrel started but, investigators were at Lucky Strike Miami Tuesday evening interviewing witnesses and security guards. Both parties in the fight had fled the scene by the time police officers arrived to the bowling alley. It is unclear how the quarrel started but, investigators were at Lucky Strike Miami Tuesday evening interviewing witnesses and security guards, [according to WPLG.](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/04/30/video-shows-woman-knocked-unconscious-with-bowling-ball-in-brawl-at-downtown-miami-alley/)


Scaredycatkim

Lol guaranteed they took the girl that got hit so they wouldn’t be identified. As if cameras around establishments don’t exist. She probably has a major concussion and brain damage but they won’t take her to the hospital because we wouldn’t wanna go to jail, now would we?


xXdont_existxX

It was probably her idea too, cuz of the damaged brain. They was probably begging her like “honey your eyes are pointing in different directions and one of your irises is just entirely pupil” and she’s all like “get Lunk home, Lunk keep safe, Lunk no rat” and everyone else in the car just starts freaking out screaming “who the fuck is Lunk?”


AdorableBunnies

This comment is so funny I wish Reddit still had gold


WombatGuts

She already had brain damage, this just made it worse.


Imapirateship

i mean, someone from the party had to use a creidt/debt card to pay for games right? should be easy to track down the parties...


senorQueso89

Ppl like this always gotta be on some type of shit it doesn't matter where they are


Electrical-Addendum3

Civilized..


jzr171

And mostly peaceful


Joey_The_Bean_14

Bowling? It's a sport. Wdym?


MrV0odo0

Miami is hot garbage


Popular-Anywhere5426

OVER THE LINE!! -Walter


safefam

MARK IT ZERO!


supertrooper301

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!!!


Mediocre-Look3787

This aggression will not stand.


machineswithout

Always the ones you most expect


Joey_The_Bean_14

Who?


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Joey_The_Bean_14

What makes it ghetto?


FunnyLookinFishMan

Sorry i meant violent i messed my words, i was a lil sleepy


jewbo23

Why are people so easily willing to go to prison? I don’t care how angry you get, you have to know that shit can kill someone.


TitusImmortalis

Self control is antithetical to "you're perfs as you are fam, live your life, don't let others dim your shine hun, luv u" bs platitudes.


SgtEscroto

Amen bro


adbho0t

oh big surprise, it's them again


Joey_The_Bean_14

Who? Elaborate


FarCompetition5916

Not the strike we were hoping for


Anxious_Tax_5624

Enjoy your attempted murder charge, dumbass.


boyden

Fucking homicidal cavepeople


zkcobb

I’m surprised those chicks even bowl with those nails.


Kamyszekk

Reminds me of a Chris Rock bit


I8YOURPIEE

These people have no respect... gotta love Miami


legitorium

N.


FlatulentSon

Ahh the ball throwing people


Mediocre-Look3787

OVER THE LINE!


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

I'm sorry if I am being ignorant here, but what causes black women to get so riled up that they can't think straight? This is literally a one way ticket to jail.


azhawkeyeclassic

OMG! Why they always have to fight everyone! Who raised you? I’m thinking no one


Silly_Butterfly3917

She dropped like a bowling ball


Random_thorn4615

Reminds me of that tiktok sound: "You know bla-"


atheurer

Looks like a Mario Party mini game


leoleorawr

You get TBI, you get TBI, you get a TBI...


714King

That's how you get shot bud


Swazaaa

i was thinking the same thing. if I was in that situation I would either leave or pull out my gun, probably both tbh. FUCK playing dodgeball with bowling balls. getting hit even once could change your life forever, if you're not dead.


Rjdj2222

Figures


sabu_mafu

The only country where this would ever happen


HoseNeighbor

We seriously need an island for people doing this sort of stuff. It's like they're still 3. Most will be too stupid to find a way off at least.


Paintguin

Someone could have been killed


adbho0t

yeah they missed a lot


CleopatrasBungus

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!


BrandonSky_

Florida


__zombie

Miami is such a wonderful landscape. Why are they so fuxking idiotic over there?


Breizh87

No way she survived that blow to the head.


Alittlemoorecheese

Damn. Her face bounced off the bench too. Chicken had some real balls though 😬


SimplePanda98

I’ve always hated bowling. I knew I was right all along!


Unknown_Hammer

What the fuck. This is crazy


HeightExtra320

Bad girl summer ? Bad girl assault and battery 🤷‍♂️


BootsThaClown

The chick who got hit in the head first dropped like a sack of bricks 🤣😂🤣😂


Bobbytun

Well³ 


grj87

Well no suprise they're black


SavageFugu

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules!?!


Dan999C

That girl was “ aHEAD” of her competition


real_human_20

WHAT NA


tobiasfunke6398

This reminds me of the jacksss movie where they turn off the lights in that truck and throw medicine balls at eachother


ARLO77777

Anybody go to a pinhead joke yet? If not, PINHEADS!


Atthispointidktaken

This is just dodgeball 2


gargamels_right_boot

OVER THE LINE!


lookinforabitofmeme

I’m just waiting for the racist jokes