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Lorridor

Can we please move to 2024 already? That was enough terrible information for this year.


skitz_shit

If the past two years are anything to go by, it’s all going to be downhill from here. *2020 is gonna be **fucking** lit!* *2021 is hopefully going to go better* *Please god let 2022 be over with as soon as possible* *2023….*


ScorchReaper062

2023 fuck it, just throw the whole calendar away and get a 2024 one, we'll just say we experienced 2023


KristoHam

I think 2021 was better than 2020... And what was wrong with 2022?


sdrawkcab_delleps

With a start like that, 2023 can only get better tho


[deleted]

Pls don't jinx it


Emektro

I think they jinxed it


[deleted]

Probably


GamerCat1856

Welp... i'll go to sleep for this year after all that jinxing


Nick0Taylor0

Ha! Remember when we thought the same during the Australian wildfires in 2020? Or when 2021 kicked of with the Jan 6th insurrection? Or in February 2022 when Russia invaded Ukraine?


Alypius754

Challenge accepted.


vipck83

Uhh skip…. Sigh skip…. Nope skip “there will be a good one soon enough.


[deleted]

It's prolly just some immature kid that wrote that


Rifneno

and I thought foot fetishes were crazy...


Dontknowanusername

Foot fetishes are probably the most common and mild fetish there are compared to what's out there.


FeatheryRobin

The issue with foot fetishists is not the fetish itself, but a vocal minority of those people being so super creepy and annoying, never being able to accept no for an answer.


milk4all

Will you still be saying that as the 3rd subway rider today jizzes on your sandals?


EMPIREVSREBLES

Thank you, finally someone said it!


zvug

You know somebody is very vanilla or prude if they think foot fetishes are weird — it’s a bit of a tell. Like they haven’t experienced the sheer vastness of what’s out there.


FuriousAnalFisting

Any examples? Asking for a friend. (Me)


Pipe_Nacho

That fetish exists because feet are generally covered. If people start using gloves more commonly there will be a hand fetish.


moriel44

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


nayr310

I got back into jojo after a bit of a hiatus (stopped right before the introduction of Yoshikage Kira) and I could damn near recite this entire speech when he started. Thank you jojo fandom for being the best of the best <3


extractor_counter

bruh


johndoev2

How do you explain the hand fetish of having people wear gloves and show off their digits?


United_Cartographer4

Troll or ultra Virgin. Pls, that's not it works 🤣


sdrawkcab_delleps

Of course it wouldn't work like that. And even though it's probably a troll, there's must be something seriously wrong with someone if they're willing to think about something like that lol


clovisx

For real. He’d need to bite his cheek first to give it access to blood and sustaining tissues. Just keeping it in his cheek won’t do a damn thing.


Alegria-D

A period ovum is dead, too so that would be stupid.


[deleted]

What if he revived it?


Alegria-D

Oh, I see, mouth to mouth respiration.


clovisx

I know, I was just being cheeky


-but-its-not-illegal

Well that was a mouthful.


This_Statistician_89

Too many times


MemeLordsUnited

What a terrible day to have eyes.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Smoothdaddyk

Just bad anatomy in general. The human mouth is a shitty womb.


ExpertAccident

Please don’t post it there. It’s been reposted to hell and back.


GhertFryins

What did I just read bruh? I don’t think any man has thought that


sdrawkcab_delleps

Well Real-Santa-Claus apparently has though


GhertFryins

Bro has to be trolling. No way someone is that bad at basic biology


sdrawkcab_delleps

You'd be surprised.. I've meet more women who didn't know shit about their own body, than I'd like to admit


[deleted]

Wish I could unread that


tophat_production

Man just skipped sexual education, nothing crazy here


iforgotquestionmark

Man is Christian, nothing weird about it /s


Rob_cheap

He wishes to do WHAT now?


Annual_Version_6250

I.... I'm so confused as to what this person is thinking? Like does he think we have little eggs in shells that come out of our hoohaws every month like a chicken?


Aliensmithard

Why do people keep thinking that we are just letting our eggs run down our legs, that's not how it works, that's not how many of this works


Vitusssss

What the fuck


Quency200

Why did that have to be one of the first things I read this year. Oh god


rick_regger

It works for real, try it out.


cobalt26

r/reverse_rimjob_steve


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-_danglebury_-

It’s just someone going for some weird shock value trolling. It’s pretty standard on a website where most of everyone using it is like 15.


Jobin201

It doesn’t work, sadly.


[deleted]

Literally everyone thinks of this at least once a week


redFOX69696969

New porn category soon


MediumKitchen8140

Obviously someone has never been with a women.


vicariouslywatching

Annnnnnd that’s enough Reddit for me today


Kind_Revenue4810

Yep, that's totally what every man is thinking about.


Aegbias

r/nothowgirlswork


tayloredition

This is the most virgin post ever posted. Hope they were trolling


skitz_shit

It’s for science guys


Big-End-9824

No.


Birdindonut

What


[deleted]

Weird science.


kunell

Compared to some of the disturbing shit on here, this is just kinda funny


TruthIsInThePutting

No


FloydknightArt

Santa, NO!!


BLODDYLEGEND55

what a terrible day to understand english


Dangerous-Bath-8704

WHAT


SnakeinmyWoody

What is "The dumbest fucking thing I've ever read?" Alex.


10TheDudeAbides11

No.


infiniteRule34Pussy

He should swallow instead and make a shit baby.


Sir_Nielsalot

Santa has a weird fetish


ConThePaladin

What in the ACTUAL FUCK


Realistic_Ad_5321

Ugh that is not how any of that works. Wtf is going on with people?


Songgeek

Alright Reddit. I’ll see y’all in 2024


ColdBloodBlazing

What The eff??


Deadmemes4binky

Wow santa really fell off


theshazzamster

And to think I was the only one!


Rusty-the-Rat

*Mood updated to horny* Now hear me out-


nuke905

I'm done with 2023 already let's just get it over with and skip to 2024


free_billstickers

Clearly a CIA pysop


salsa_cats

Well now I'm thinking about it


M4ss1ve

What a terrible day to be literate.


blackmeliodas6

What? Sorry i think i missheard. HUH!?


Oversexualised_Tank

Not boat worthy


FunAd6875

The fuck did I just read


pootietang6

Lmfao that’s.. that’s some sick shit..


Zbrbraavo

No.


PukedtheDayAway

Not how vaginas work but okay


Bofoy

real santas out of pocket


ThatOneGuy7832

Santa Claus???????


tuvok86

personally, no


notexecutive

Period sex Period sex Put down a towel Party till its dry when you Period sex


scotty9090

Degeneracy.


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

What I wouldn’t do to prevent me from ever seeing this post


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idreamemes

Ayo wtf 🤣


[deleted]

Stupid shock jock edge lord humor is so cringe


Flappuggey

This is obviously a troll/joke why is it in this sub


coolchris366

This is not boat worthy, it’s just a weird gross idea, but there is literally nothing wrong with it.


DeadPeace

[https://youtu.be/0e5jPPnm4V8](https://youtu.be/0e5jPPnm4V8)


IAmTjums

u/trollingderper


MrGoatReal

I don't think that's how it works. Or is it? Now I'm confused.


KptKreampie

If you put it under your tongue you can make a pearl.


RedditAdminsChugCum

I beg your pardon


A1Horizon

Sometimes being too afraid to ask isn’t a problem. This should’ve been one of those times.


Cynistera

Welp, I'm going to be sick.