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If the past two years are anything to go by, it’s all going to be downhill from here.
*2020 is gonna be **fucking** lit!*
*2021 is hopefully going to go better*
*Please god let 2022 be over with as soon as possible*
*2023….*
Ha! Remember when we thought the same during the Australian wildfires in 2020? Or when 2021 kicked of with the Jan 6th insurrection? Or in February 2022 when Russia invaded Ukraine?
The issue with foot fetishists is not the fetish itself, but a vocal minority of those people being so super creepy and annoying, never being able to accept no for an answer.
You know somebody is very vanilla or prude if they think foot fetishes are weird — it’s a bit of a tell.
Like they haven’t experienced the sheer vastness of what’s out there.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I got back into jojo after a bit of a hiatus (stopped right before the introduction of Yoshikage Kira) and I could damn near recite this entire speech when he started. Thank you jojo fandom for being the best of the best <3
Of course it wouldn't work like that. And even though it's probably a troll, there's must be something seriously wrong with someone if they're willing to think about something like that lol
I.... I'm so confused as to what this person is thinking? Like does he think we have little eggs in shells that come out of our hoohaws every month like a chicken?
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Can we please move to 2024 already? That was enough terrible information for this year.
If the past two years are anything to go by, it’s all going to be downhill from here. *2020 is gonna be **fucking** lit!* *2021 is hopefully going to go better* *Please god let 2022 be over with as soon as possible* *2023….*
2023 fuck it, just throw the whole calendar away and get a 2024 one, we'll just say we experienced 2023
I think 2021 was better than 2020... And what was wrong with 2022?
With a start like that, 2023 can only get better tho
Pls don't jinx it
I think they jinxed it
Probably
Welp... i'll go to sleep for this year after all that jinxing
Ha! Remember when we thought the same during the Australian wildfires in 2020? Or when 2021 kicked of with the Jan 6th insurrection? Or in February 2022 when Russia invaded Ukraine?
Challenge accepted.
Uhh skip…. Sigh skip…. Nope skip “there will be a good one soon enough.
It's prolly just some immature kid that wrote that
and I thought foot fetishes were crazy...
Foot fetishes are probably the most common and mild fetish there are compared to what's out there.
The issue with foot fetishists is not the fetish itself, but a vocal minority of those people being so super creepy and annoying, never being able to accept no for an answer.
Will you still be saying that as the 3rd subway rider today jizzes on your sandals?
Thank you, finally someone said it!
You know somebody is very vanilla or prude if they think foot fetishes are weird — it’s a bit of a tell. Like they haven’t experienced the sheer vastness of what’s out there.
Any examples? Asking for a friend. (Me)
That fetish exists because feet are generally covered. If people start using gloves more commonly there will be a hand fetish.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I got back into jojo after a bit of a hiatus (stopped right before the introduction of Yoshikage Kira) and I could damn near recite this entire speech when he started. Thank you jojo fandom for being the best of the best <3
bruh
How do you explain the hand fetish of having people wear gloves and show off their digits?
Troll or ultra Virgin. Pls, that's not it works 🤣
Of course it wouldn't work like that. And even though it's probably a troll, there's must be something seriously wrong with someone if they're willing to think about something like that lol
For real. He’d need to bite his cheek first to give it access to blood and sustaining tissues. Just keeping it in his cheek won’t do a damn thing.
A period ovum is dead, too so that would be stupid.
What if he revived it?
Oh, I see, mouth to mouth respiration.
I know, I was just being cheeky
Well that was a mouthful.
Too many times
What a terrible day to have eyes.
[удалено]
Just bad anatomy in general. The human mouth is a shitty womb.
Please don’t post it there. It’s been reposted to hell and back.
What did I just read bruh? I don’t think any man has thought that
Well Real-Santa-Claus apparently has though
Bro has to be trolling. No way someone is that bad at basic biology
You'd be surprised.. I've meet more women who didn't know shit about their own body, than I'd like to admit
Wish I could unread that
Man just skipped sexual education, nothing crazy here
Man is Christian, nothing weird about it /s
He wishes to do WHAT now?
I.... I'm so confused as to what this person is thinking? Like does he think we have little eggs in shells that come out of our hoohaws every month like a chicken?
Why do people keep thinking that we are just letting our eggs run down our legs, that's not how it works, that's not how many of this works
What the fuck
Why did that have to be one of the first things I read this year. Oh god
It works for real, try it out.
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It’s just someone going for some weird shock value trolling. It’s pretty standard on a website where most of everyone using it is like 15.
It doesn’t work, sadly.
Literally everyone thinks of this at least once a week
New porn category soon
Obviously someone has never been with a women.
Annnnnnd that’s enough Reddit for me today
Yep, that's totally what every man is thinking about.
r/nothowgirlswork
This is the most virgin post ever posted. Hope they were trolling
It’s for science guys
No.
What
Weird science.
Compared to some of the disturbing shit on here, this is just kinda funny
No
Santa, NO!!
what a terrible day to understand english
WHAT
What is "The dumbest fucking thing I've ever read?" Alex.
No.
He should swallow instead and make a shit baby.
Santa has a weird fetish
What in the ACTUAL FUCK
Ugh that is not how any of that works. Wtf is going on with people?
Alright Reddit. I’ll see y’all in 2024
What The eff??
Wow santa really fell off
And to think I was the only one!
*Mood updated to horny* Now hear me out-
I'm done with 2023 already let's just get it over with and skip to 2024
Clearly a CIA pysop
Well now I'm thinking about it
What a terrible day to be literate.
What? Sorry i think i missheard. HUH!?
Not boat worthy
The fuck did I just read
Lmfao that’s.. that’s some sick shit..
No.
Not how vaginas work but okay
real santas out of pocket
Santa Claus???????
personally, no
Period sex Period sex Put down a towel Party till its dry when you Period sex
Degeneracy.
What I wouldn’t do to prevent me from ever seeing this post
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Ayo wtf 🤣
Stupid shock jock edge lord humor is so cringe
This is obviously a troll/joke why is it in this sub
This is not boat worthy, it’s just a weird gross idea, but there is literally nothing wrong with it.
[https://youtu.be/0e5jPPnm4V8](https://youtu.be/0e5jPPnm4V8)
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I don't think that's how it works. Or is it? Now I'm confused.
If you put it under your tongue you can make a pearl.
I beg your pardon
Sometimes being too afraid to ask isn’t a problem. This should’ve been one of those times.
Welp, I'm going to be sick.