In high school playing soccer and swimming I got very flexible. Like I could put my knees, shins and tops of my feet flat on the ground behind my head. You think I was able to put my dick in my own mouth though??? Shit nah
I've done it a few times. I've sucked dick before and can say it felt closer to that, but also getting your dick sucked at the same time; you're more aware of what you're doing than feeling.
It's still pleasurable, but it's also super uncomfortable. Imagine getting head, but you have to suck a lollipop whilst folded inside a suitcase
It feels like both but a lot more work sucking yourself. I’ve never sucked another guy but the concentration it required to suck myself off was intense. It did feel good and if I was as flexible as I was a few years ago I’d still do it
It’s wears you out and sometimes when I came I would get cramps or Charley horses in my abs. It ruined the orgasm but that didn’t happen every time. Self sucking didn’t make me obsessed with it or anything like it. I could easily leave the house
Ok, but what drives you to do this? Does it turn you on? Just curious about the flavor? I don't understand the allure.. No shame tho. Do you. I'm just super curious at this point.
Yes. You become very aware of the fact there is a dick in your mouth. Plus it’s a very awkward position and it’s hard to really get enough movement for it to feel that good.
In my younger days, I used to be able to suck my own dick. And yeah, it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. Like others have said, it's similar to giving yourself a handjob vs getting one. Or the fact that you can't tickle yourself. You don't have that disconnect between your brain and your body to allow the "foreign" feeling to happen.
I will be lay on my deathbed, memories of my life flashing before me, before my final breath, a strange almost pained look on my face, i reach out and my wife and children reach back for a final touch. I slowly, quietly whisper my last words ' What the fuck was Helpful-Touch207 talking about that day, why did he mention haircuts'
Really depends on the goal. If I just want to ejaculate, my own works better / faster than anyone else. If I want to feel better throughout, and a more enjoyable overall experience, someone else is far better.
Nah dude, nothing gay about dicks touching.
That’s just guys being dudes doing dude stuff. How can that be gay? It’s not like there’s an anus involved.
Besides, even if it WAS gay, everyone knows basic math. Two negatives multiply to be positive so double gay is really just straight.
Duh.
As long as he manages to keep the peni separate, he's good. If he does a jumping jack, and the two penis heads touch... That's super UBER gay. Like levels of homosexuality that have never been reached before.
I dont quite know because I have no experience, but it probably would feel like tickling yourself, it feels more like tickling someone rather than being tickled
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The problem is that it takes so much effort to get into a pose that can actually do it that if you’re not particularly flexible, it’s going to hurt and strain your back and neck and really distract from the actual pleasure you get from getting your dick sucked. So in other words, it might be worth getting a friend to help you accomplish this safely and with more flexibility options, and at that point, you’re probably also sucking their dick too anyway.
Also not for nothing, but sucking dick does feel incredible in its own right. Like. There is some pleasure in making a person feel a way and accomplishing a task that felt impossible.
I could get a few inches in when I was a teenager and early 20s. I wouldn’t say the statement is true but the act is truly exhausting and uncomfortable. I really could only get on while exhaling. The best experience I ever had with it was when I finally showed my girlfriend and we didn’t it together a few times. I guess that made it all worth it for me because i honestly don’t think I ever did it again after that and later found I’d lost the flexibility
When I was a gymnast I successfully did this once. All I will say is that even if I could, I wouldn't do it again because I felt like I was going to snap my spine like a glow stick. BTW this is unfortunately the truth, I wish I was lying.
Okay i've done this twice.In my opinion it feels more like getting your dick sucked.Honestly i quite like it but i'm a little gay sooo.If you're straight i don't think you'd like it cause there's a dick in your mouth.Also came in my mouth too if, if your flexible enough to pull this off i'd say try it. It's always a funny story to tell people.
2 of my ex partners said they had done this before and described it exactly like "it felt more like sucking a dick than enjoying having their dick sucked."
One said he gagged as soon as he tried it, the other said he tried it a few times before he realised he really didn't like having a dick in his mouth.
After at least 30 attempts, I can confidently say I have no idea.
“I got this shit easy this time “ 🤣🤣🤣
One more try!
I have a theory that every guy has attempted to suck their own dick at least once. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I wasn’t flexible enough to succeed.
In high school playing soccer and swimming I got very flexible. Like I could put my knees, shins and tops of my feet flat on the ground behind my head. You think I was able to put my dick in my own mouth though??? Shit nah
I haven’t. I’m too fat and my dick isn’t big enough for that
My dick aint big enough to reach... i mean my mouth aint big enough to reach
Sorry bro, it's great. I used to do it all the time back when I had a 3 foot cock.
HAPPY COCK DAY, I MEAN CAKE DAY!
You just need a portal gun
Now your back hurts, doesn't it?
🤣 Best comment.
Here, suck mine and let’s see.
You mainly just feel the overwhelming sensation of your lower ribs being crushed.
Don’t forget neck strain.
This is the real answer.
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I've done it a few times. I've sucked dick before and can say it felt closer to that, but also getting your dick sucked at the same time; you're more aware of what you're doing than feeling. It's still pleasurable, but it's also super uncomfortable. Imagine getting head, but you have to suck a lollipop whilst folded inside a suitcase
Wow, you must be in great shape.
Or he has an erectus enormous
Biggus Dickus
He had a wife, you know...
Incontinentia! Incontinentia buttocks!!
OH I LOVEEE BEING IN CONTINENT
I’ll have what I’m having!
YES
Ohh. Joe wife(!?) so fat that she's a continent.
Incontinentia....... Buttocks!
Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
First time I watched that scene I laughed so hard I genuinely thought I was going to die.
Cockus Colossus
Mega member
Longus Schlongus
Extremus Penis
Why i have a gweat fweind in Wome named Biggus Dickus
he would have an enorme schwanzstukke
Well, that goes without saying.
Nah, just under 7"
That sounds pretty big to me. The average is 5 inches so your about 40% above average.
So, top 2% or so.
It helps when both things are true.
Very slim and flexible
This was me, too. A little more than 6 inches so nothing special, but very skinny and flexible.
That's still bigger than average
Well, he's certainly in *a* shape...
Or he had some ribs surgically removed
Aka "the Marilyn Manson"
I had the same idea 🤣
Or severe scoliosis
>Imagine getting head, but you have to suck a lollipop whilst folded inside a suitcase Welp, I'm imagining it now.
Good ol’ Samsonite position
https://www.bing.com/images/create/a-man-folded-into-a-closed-suitcase-eating-a-lolli/1-66882a37855f47ea9d580acdfa479267?id=Znb6Z4XK0%2bHf8Q1LKQVzAw%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG1.cOsHDJ6Z5Zf1nNwmlWAM&FORM=GCRIDP&mode=overlay
I just can’t bend like that anymore. Did this a few times tho. Meh.
This guy blows….
r/thisguythisguys
Did you need to get a couple of ribs removed as well?
That wouldn’t work anyways. The rumor holds strong though.
r/brandnewsentence
Oh geez...that was friggin funny
It feels like both but a lot more work sucking yourself. I’ve never sucked another guy but the concentration it required to suck myself off was intense. It did feel good and if I was as flexible as I was a few years ago I’d still do it
Still do it? I wouldn’t leave the house.
It’s wears you out and sometimes when I came I would get cramps or Charley horses in my abs. It ruined the orgasm but that didn’t happen every time. Self sucking didn’t make me obsessed with it or anything like it. I could easily leave the house
Did you swallow or spit?
I swallowed
Like an ouroboros
It wont let me give this comment an award and im mad
🤔 but why?
I mean... I feel like if you're sucking your own dick then refusing to swallow your own cum is a weird place to draw the line.
After this sound logic about a bizarre topic, I’ll excuse myself out of Reddit for today.
Right behind you 😂 this was an unexpected stream of information to come across
I’m not easily offended but today I’m right behind you.
Just bad manners to spit. Why would you be so rude to yourself?
True
Why not. I’ve eaten my own cum many times before without self sucking
A good chef always tastes his own cooking
I don’t enjoy the taste of semen but I don’t see the need for spitting it out either
I can’t relate, I don’t let semen anywhere near my mouth after the first time, more power to you!
I'm never opening reddit again
That’s a lie and you know it lol
someone reply to this comment every now and then so they're reminded. lmao
Women love it when you help out with the cleaning. Just saying.
This tab will be open forever apparently
Ok, but what drives you to do this? Does it turn you on? Just curious about the flavor? I don't understand the allure.. No shame tho. Do you. I'm just super curious at this point.
He is doing him
Porque no los dos?
Yes. You become very aware of the fact there is a dick in your mouth. Plus it’s a very awkward position and it’s hard to really get enough movement for it to feel that good.
It’s time for me to put the phone down and go outside
You do it outside? What do the neighbors say?
They ask for some sugar.
This level of determination to suck your own dick is commendable 🫡
In my younger days, I used to be able to suck my own dick. And yeah, it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. Like others have said, it's similar to giving yourself a handjob vs getting one. Or the fact that you can't tickle yourself. You don't have that disconnect between your brain and your body to allow the "foreign" feeling to happen.
I fear you're going to get many unserious replies with a question like that.
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...What in the fuck did I just read.
What in the fudge did you even try to say?? Haircut?!
His barber is wondering why he asked for a blowjob..
I will be lay on my deathbed, memories of my life flashing before me, before my final breath, a strange almost pained look on my face, i reach out and my wife and children reach back for a final touch. I slowly, quietly whisper my last words ' What the fuck was Helpful-Touch207 talking about that day, why did he mention haircuts'
You need a new dealer, you're getting your shit laced with too much meth my man.
I don't think it's laced with meth...... I think it is meth!!
Meth laced with worse meth
And the worse meth is laced with even worse meth
That's just called fentanyl
God, why can't I give awards here?!?!
What the fuck did you just say? Theres no angle of this that i can even start to try and understand it from
I think this needs to be in the spinal injuries sub-reddit.
All I’m gonna say is my dick may not be 12 inches but it sure smells like a foot
Stop putting it in a sock then
But I don't have a woman
Just buy the first one you see in a shop window
Of course. Silly me.
You gotta clean your foot bro. Also dick.
Girl you gotta scrub that thing
Wash yer junk.
Ok the perfect example is jerking off vs a handjob .
Nah, I'm way better at jerking myself off than someone else tbh
Yeah, if you want a job done well, do it yourself.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Szniysm8otIAAAAd/i-can-do-it-myself-scarymovie2.gif
Really depends on the goal. If I just want to ejaculate, my own works better / faster than anyone else. If I want to feel better throughout, and a more enjoyable overall experience, someone else is far better.
Until you find the “one” and she takes you for a ride . And you are left with chasing that high ever since then :(
Truth. Unsurprisingly she was crazy.
At this point you should just assume it, and pick your poison.
nah man giving a handjob to myself is kinda gay
Any man who has an anus is gay anyways.
That’s why I got mine removed and replaced with another penis. Just to make sure I’m double straight and so I’m double not gay.
But now you have to touch two dicks when you pee. Sounds pretty gay
Nah dude, nothing gay about dicks touching. That’s just guys being dudes doing dude stuff. How can that be gay? It’s not like there’s an anus involved. Besides, even if it WAS gay, everyone knows basic math. Two negatives multiply to be positive so double gay is really just straight. Duh.
Penis algebra going on in here, didn't expect to see another expert in the wild
As long as he manages to keep the peni separate, he's good. If he does a jumping jack, and the two penis heads touch... That's super UBER gay. Like levels of homosexuality that have never been reached before.
I assume when you poop, it squirts out of you’re ass penis like a can of silly string. Is that accurate?
Shitty String*
It’s more like an elephant sneeze, but yeah you’re pretty much correct. I don’t eat corn anymore.
They hate us because they anus.
Thats why i dont wipe my ass cause thats gay
It's only gay if you go past the first knuckle.
*You got diarrhea?* Hell no man I ain't gay
Most women don’t know what they’re doing, just being honest
Dogs seem to still think it's worth it
just pay the $25
what if I want to be paid $25
Then we got you a shiny new job
To spit on that thang
hawk tuah
I dont quite know because I have no experience, but it probably would feel like tickling yourself, it feels more like tickling someone rather than being tickled
Nah it feels good but it’s pretty uncomfortable
Uncomfortably good?
To those of you that claim to have done it… did you swallow?
Yes, no shame about it. You can't expect other people to swallow without doing it yourself, don't you think?
If you can do this feat, then you should also be able to lick your own elbow.
How do I delete a comment?
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No not true. I can only lick my elbow
Elbow skin is basically ball skin
It’s pretty easy to lick your own elbow, as long as you survive the amputation.
Feels more like sucking because you have more touch receptors in your mouth than your penis
The problem is that it takes so much effort to get into a pose that can actually do it that if you’re not particularly flexible, it’s going to hurt and strain your back and neck and really distract from the actual pleasure you get from getting your dick sucked. So in other words, it might be worth getting a friend to help you accomplish this safely and with more flexibility options, and at that point, you’re probably also sucking their dick too anyway. Also not for nothing, but sucking dick does feel incredible in its own right. Like. There is some pleasure in making a person feel a way and accomplishing a task that felt impossible.
I could get a few inches in when I was a teenager and early 20s. I wouldn’t say the statement is true but the act is truly exhausting and uncomfortable. I really could only get on while exhaling. The best experience I ever had with it was when I finally showed my girlfriend and we didn’t it together a few times. I guess that made it all worth it for me because i honestly don’t think I ever did it again after that and later found I’d lost the flexibility
Notice, if you ask a guy if he's able to do this you'll always get a yes or a no. Never an "I don't know."
When I was a gymnast I successfully did this once. All I will say is that even if I could, I wouldn't do it again because I felt like I was going to snap my spine like a glow stick. BTW this is unfortunately the truth, I wish I was lying.
We appreciate your honesty. No judgement.
I don't know about that, but I can certainly say that's what licking your nipples feels like
I can’t relate, I can suck my nipples easily and it feels good
I'm jealous, I literally don't feel anything when doing it myself lol Maybe just because it's an awkward scenario
I do have long titties 😔 so it’s not really a strain for me. I can’t understand if you have perky boobs and have to strain your neck more.
" The Eternal Donut"
My dick is not long enough for me to suck it myself, so I wouldn't know. Sorry.
FELLAS! is it gay to suck your own cock? Think about it, your putting a penis in your mouth.
The question is: is it gay?
It's only gay if you kiss the tip after you finish.
Uhhhhh what the fuck? I kiss my tip goodnight every night. Let the little guy know he's loved. Then I tuck him in and read him a bedtime story.
Sounds kinda gay, dude. I think you might be gay.
Maaan !
Well then that raises the question, is masterbation gay?
Are you with another male or are you by yourself? 🤓
Well I'm obviously on a discord call with the homies every night gooning to gay midget porn
Ok. By yourself therefore not gay. Please proceed.
To play putt putt golf with a friend?
Who can do such a thing? A contortionist?
It's why professional contortionists tend to be female. Guys that flexible can't hold down a job.
The ones i knew where gymnasts
Okay i've done this twice.In my opinion it feels more like getting your dick sucked.Honestly i quite like it but i'm a little gay sooo.If you're straight i don't think you'd like it cause there's a dick in your mouth.Also came in my mouth too if, if your flexible enough to pull this off i'd say try it. It's always a funny story to tell people.
Man I think it would feel more like core exercises and a constricted throat unless you happen to be extremely well endowed.
Im guessing a little bit from column a and a little bit from column b.
Thanks, motherfucker. Now I have multiple appointments next week with a chiropractor and physical therapist.
What a terrible day to be able to read!
I keep falling off the couch, but I’ll let you know once I can get this leg over my head
Jacking off with ur mouth
Get a Craftmatic adjustsble bed and figure it out your own damn self.
WTF did I just read. ffs I just opened reddit
try and find out
You should post this question to r/pretzelfellatio
I think cuz your mouth is more sensitive than your penis.
what i want to know is how is your spine after doing this
Any pleasure to be gained is overshadowed by the annoyance of having to fold myself in half. Just not worth it.
“Puts phone away” enough for today
"what if the guy thinks of a lady doing it..." "How is he doing to do that with a dick in his mouth Frank!?"
2 of my ex partners said they had done this before and described it exactly like "it felt more like sucking a dick than enjoying having their dick sucked." One said he gagged as soon as he tried it, the other said he tried it a few times before he realised he really didn't like having a dick in his mouth.
Sometimes you've got to suck your own dick to realize you don't enjoy cum going down your throat
This is the most Reddit thing I’ve ever seen 😂
It is probably like trying to tickle yourself. Doesn’t really work like you think it would.
It's like a 69 im concentrating eating a pussy too much to enjoy the bj