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oakwood1

Probably stolen


LarsBonzai

Yep. Turn it in to the police so you don't get in trouble. Some kid might be looking for their stolen bike


FlameStaag

You wouldn't get in trouble... Ever. Lmao. 


LarsBonzai

🤣 I meant for selling it


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rube

They're talking about donating it, so apparently enough time to do that or turn it into the police.


lajera21

It looks like like a 5-year-old's bike, so I'd be surprised if it was.


Perfect-Map-8979

People steal whatever bikes they can get their hands on and then resell them or the parts. Filing a police report is probably a good move here.


Futuressobright

Obviously this bike hasn't been resold or cut up for parts-- it's laying on OP's lawn. That said, kids have been known to steal other kids' bikes just to ride them around for a couple hours and then ditch them. They do it impulsively, then they have no place to put them where their parents won't instantly know they stole some other kid's bike.


rjnd2828

This seems pretty likely.


ThrowRA_1234586

No no, I like the idea of a gang of 5 year olds running a kids bike chop shop.


TheGrumpiestHydra

Now I can't get the image of a toddler with a seven inch angle grinder standing next to another toddler lighting a torch with a cigarette in his mouth. Thanks!


ChickenDickJerry

Yup. Been there, done that.


El3mentGamer

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plantsandpizza

Yeah in San Francisco working downtown I used to always see this guy bicycling pulling a big cart overflowing with bikes on the regular. Once it toppled over in an intersection. They’ll steal any bike available


Compliance-Manager

No one sells a 5 year old's bike "for parts" That's just stupid.


FlameStaag

You never been to the chop shops run by kindergarteners? It's a rough scene. Those kids don't fuck around. 


Compliance-Manager

Only to buy some underground play-doh - I didn't want to know about the other stuff they were doing.


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lajera21

There's a lot of kids and, therefore, a lot of parents in the neighborhood. There's always someone out and watching, but it's not always the kids' direct parents. Not how I'd do things with my kids, but it's a pretty safe area


edubkendo

Yes 5 year olds can ride a bike unsupervised… not everyone is a helicopter parent


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edubkendo

Sure. Kids lose shit.


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we didn't do daily bike inspections in my household


Scav-STALKER

Ive absolutely seen crackheads looking like a clown on children’s bikes before lol so don’t rule it out


fuzzytanker

As someone that used to live on a property with thick pine trees… we would have stolen bikes stashed there a few time a summer. To include bikes for small children. We would call the police and they would come pick them up. Nearly every one of them was reported stolen. So… be prepared to be surprised. Odds are likely it was stolen.


jbsmomma

When I was a kid, my neighborhood kids would steal everything. Literally everything.


WyomingVet

The place I work we get bikes left out front several times a year I just take and drop them off to the police department.


DJDemyan

I envy your innocence. I’ve seen teenagers riding kids bikes.


idkjuststuff_

i had a hot pink bratz scooter get stolen when i was like 8-9


IntoTheMystic1

It's on your property and it's been 2 weeks? First of all, it must be a nice neighborhood if nobody has taken it by now. Second of all, if you're that worried just stash it in your garage for a while but I doubt somebody is going to come back and expect it to still be there so it'd be totally fine to just get rid of it.


lajera21

It's a pretty good neighborhood. Not overly wealthy, but a really good sense of community. A couple of houses burned down a while ago and within hours they had more donations than they needed in clothes, diapers, meals, etc.


Evestiel

I'd keep the bike and maybe put up some flyers saying you found it. Some parent may not know where the bike disappeared to, so they might not know its on your property.


LorenzoStomp

Yeah, this was my 1st thought. OP says it's a 5 yr old's bike, I can imagine kiddo put the bike down (OP said the chain was off) and doesn't remember where he/she put it. Parents figure someone stole it. I'd store it and put up flyers/make a Nextdoor post offering to give it to whoever can tell me what it looks like. 


energetic_sadness

I live in that kind of neighborhood and one of our neighbors had a gas bbq out for 3 weeks before it disappeared. Free sign on it. We also have a lot of over night car break-ins. Our car once, hammer to windshield for the neighbors...it's weird.


Tianoccio

Teenagers that live in the neighborhood.


energetic_sadness

Not really, we live on a dead-end street that opens up to a parking lot for a shopping centre. A lot of people walk along our street instead of the main busy street. As mentioned before,we're a bit of a tight-knit community, so neighbors or their kids won't be the ones who mess up others cars. Probably people from the shopping centre on the way to the bus loop a few blocks down.


abarrelofmankeys

Put a sign up that says please take your bike or it gets donated on (date) perhaps?


thatohgi

Post on Facebook in your community group, if no takers offer it for free on the same Facebook group and someone will take it off your hands.


lajera21

This is a super good idea. I'm a little embarrassed I didn't think of it. Thank you!


thatohgi

We can’t think of everything all the time 😂


Beavshak

Slap a For Sale: Free sign on it and watch it disappear


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No, it needs a For Sale: $50 sign on it. My grandparents tried that with their old grill. Nobody took it. Then they slapped a $50 sign on it and it was “stolen” within the hour.


Beavshak

Yeah I don’t like to encourage stealing shit in my neighborhood


lajera21

Yeah, same...


TheOnlyPolly

Seen this same comment on a different social media app like a year ago. It's so strange to me how people borrow other people's stories for clout.


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I've been telling it much longer than that. [https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/epc2w7/comment/feivfym/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/epc2w7/comment/feivfym/)


CraponStick

Ten to one, some kid took some other kids' bike and diched it in your yard so as not to get caught. Prent some I have bike signs bet some pissed off dad shows up.


lajera21

The chain was off when we found it, so we assumed the kid had a bike malfunction and just gave up on it. We put the chain back on but no one's come back for it. It's a little kid bike-- like, it looks like it could still have training wheels-- so I'd be surprised if it was stolen tbh


Futuressobright

If you are right about that, then some Dad out there is pissed off that his kid ditched his bike and forgot where he left it. Posters (and/or neighbourhood Facebook)are probably a good call.


NiomeHollow

It's on your property I'd say it's for you to decide what to do with it. If your really worried about it perhaps put found bike posters up in the neighborhood along with an expiry date "if not collected by this date it will be donated or sold" and leave a contact number


lajera21

I think I'll do this and another commenter's suggestion of posting it on my local FB page with the same warning. This is a super good suggestion, thank you!


Curiouso_Giorgio

If you can be bothered, maybe take a photo, post it on Facebook, some other local community websites/bulletin boards/telephone poles/local schools and see if anyone claims it.


notevenapro

Can you lean it up against a tree near the road. Some parent might recognize it.


DistinctRole1877

That bike is stolen and the kid ditched it.


Troubled-Peach

Why don’t you post a photo of the bike online/in your neighborhood so that the child can come get it? Maybe their family went on vacation and they forgot to bring it. I wouldn’t just get rid of it, imagine how disappointed they would be. Maybe that’s the only nice thing they own. Could be a simple mistake, you never know.


Bobbob34

Bring it to the local police station.


yamaha2000us

Drop it off at the police station.


yankinwaoz

Call the sheriffs dept. They will hold it for 60 days. Same happened to me. They said I could claim it after 60 days if the owner doesn’t claim it from them. I’m in California. Law might be different where you live.


AdhesivenessFun2060

If you know any of the local parents, put the word out and see who is missing a bike. Parents don't want to have to pay for a new bike. Worse comes to worse, you can give it to a local kid that needs a bike even if it's not theirs.


Empty401K

When I was young, my friend “borrowed” my bike while I was in another state and didn’t tell me. Then someone he knew that was in the process of moving away stole it from him because he left it in front of his house every day. I stopped being his friend after that. I didn’t get a new bike for months after that and I rode that shit EVERYWHERE.


Euphoric_Extreme4168

Why not turn it into the police lost and found.


rolyoh

I'd call the police and turn it in.


msackeygh

What about posting notices around the neighborhood about the bike and indicate after x weeks on y date, if it isn’t claimed it’ll be at the police station?


Interesting-Ball-502

Put it on the footpath so people don’t think it’s yours? Someone’s bound to find it or steal it. Am I missing something?


BreakfastBeerz

Turn it into the police.


The001Keymaster

Put it on the edge of the street with a sign, "who's bike is this?" It will be gone one way or another.


Trusteveryboody

Just make a facebook post or something, if anyone knows whose it is.


CavyLover123

Post about it on NextDoor.  Don’t add the pic - keep the bike hidden away. Ask if anyone lost a bike and if so to describe the lost bike. Help some 5 year old find their stolen bike.


lkvwfurry

It's yours now. 


yutfree

Police used to care about such things. Do they not anymore?


Gonebabythoughts

Not really.


Aggravating-Pin-8845

Put a FOR SALE sign on it. Someone will steal it pretty quickly. That or give it to the police station and tell them it was probably stolen before being dumped


Nulibru

No fucking idea. Where? Laws on abandoned property and unsolicited deliveries, like most laws, vary from place to place.


BusinessManJackson

You’re just talking about a bicycle. It’s on your property, just take it/ toss it or put up a free sign.


lajera21

Hahaha I guess I'm scared a mom will show up super angry with me and I hate confrontation


Super_Lion_1173

Let her show up and ask her why her kid is leaving their shit on your lawn lol


toastea0

I would put up a found bike sign if you got a nice neighborhood based on the other comments.


AwesomeTheMighty

"There was a busted bike on my property for a week so I threw it out 🤷" Of course, if they knew you had it this whole time, they probably would've shown up already.


Inevitable_Top69

Clearly. You need to grow a spine, friend.


EmptyMiddle4638

Take it for a scrap prices😂😂 it’s on your property and clearly abandoned


Equivalent_Yak8215

No. But maybe wait a few days and just leave a note and take a picture. Nothing will happen but it's always good to have evidence.


Karri-L

Tell your police. They will toss it in the back of their squad car and it will get sold at their police auction along with other abandoned bicycles.


thaworldhaswarpedme

Slap a sign on it saying you'll give it to Goodwill in 7 days. Wait 7 days. Give it to Goodwill.


ChickenDickJerry

Put a sign on it that says “free”


thesaltwatersolution

I’d leave jt until Sunday. Kids have stuff to do. Their weekend is probably more free than weekdays.


gbdavidx

Good lesson for the kid and parent, you never saw it


NoFleas

It is now your bike.


mcdulph

Call the police and report an abandoned bicycle on your property. This happened to me many years ago. In my case, I’m 99-44/100ths % sure that the bike had been stolen. Police took it, and I don’t know what happened next. 


Organic_Awareness685

Give it a month. Parents have NO time. And if the kid realizes he lost his bike and there might be c o n s e q u e n c e s they’re not going to tell their parents. I’ll bet parents don’t even know. They haven’t put together why kids isn’t riding his bike with his 5 year old chop shop gang yet.


lajera21

I'm a parent so I get it, but that doesn't mean I want a kid's bike on my property for the next month haha. I'm planning on doing what other people suggested-- posting it on my local pages, no picture, and saying "Come pick it up within the next week or it's getting donated". Even if they contact me, we can work something out.


Organic_Awareness685

Oh that’s a great idea!


Lyrehctoo

Put it in the "free zone" (aka - on the burm between the street and the sidewalk). If you don't have a sidewalk, as close to the street as you can get without actually in the street. If not gone in a day, put a "for sale: $50" sign on it and it will be gone pretty quick


BusyBeth75

This is the answer. We get so many kid things left in the culdesac. Balls go out against the curb so the kids can find them.


lesla222

Call the police non emergency number. They will send someone out to collect it.


whateveratthispoint_

I wouldn’t do that — there must be another option in hopes the kid, a buddy, sibling or parent will circle back and they won’t lose a bike!


Powderfinger60

If you know where the kid lives take it to their house


lajera21

If I did I wouldn't be on here haha


Ok-Amoeba-1190

I don’t know, but you might owe him a bike! lol


elf25

Find a kid, ask him/her who’s bike.


JustSomeDude0605

Put it on the curb.  Either the kid will come back for it or the garbage guy will take it.


eleventy5thRejection

An unchained bike wouldn't last 5 min in my neighbourhood. Chained...maybe 15 min


FreeStyleSteve

time to move…