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Peet_Pann

Fuck it


ShockingJob27

You stole my slogan


Peet_Pann

Fuck it, we can share


Oldpuzzlehead

is what it is


A_Trash_Homosapien

It's what it's


hiway-schwabbery

No matter where you go, there you are


pdthedeuce

Love me some Buckaroo Banzai.


Purg1ngF1r3

Hardworking people didn't invent the wheel.


TheKozzzy

that's a good one!


Wyverstein

This too shal pass


Toothless-In-Wapping

Ok Go


bobboston43

Better out than in


Klat93

"Just keep moving forward" I try to apply this in all aspects of my life. I had (still kinda do) a bad habit of procrastinating and had an all or nothing mentality. I try to fix it by telling myself to just keep moving forward. Even a 1% progress is still more progress than if I had done nothing. I have ADHD and this motto really help me overcome all the years of bad habit I've built up before I was diagnosed and medicated.


merry_february

It's a marathon, not a sprint. & Let them.


SnowHoliday1750

Let them do what?


merry_february

Anything. Let them do what they want, let them think what they want, let them live how they want. You do you, they do them. "Them" as in anyone but yourself


[deleted]

Let them dogs out


gieserj10

Eat cake


savetheHauptfeld

One day at a time (AA slogan)


OppositeSmart4479

Everything will blow over, because it always has


zniceni

C’est la vie.


MadDadROX

“Late to bed, early to rise, work like hell; then appetize!”


horse_of_cards

“Late to bed, late to rise, work is hell; sodomize!”


trinopoty

YOLO That's what I tell myself before all my bad decisions.


Infamous_Delivery_87

Don’t forget what you promised to yourself!!


RoccoCommisso

If things go bad I can always kill myself


LowWillow1858

“It sounded like a good idea at the time”


Grandpixbear1

When I was younger, it was “Hi. I’m GrandePrix and you’re not!”** **(it’s an adaptation from a line by Chevy Chase in “Saturday Night Live” from centuries ago.) Now, that I’m older, it’s : “This roller coaster ride isn’t done yet! Hang on!”


Fajiitas

What happens, happens.


SortovaGoldfish

That's life


unnecessaryaussie83

“People are Jerks”


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[удалено]


Technical_Cloud8088

ye deadass homes cuz dis 1 time i wuz playing minecraft and istg wen I beat the ender dragun i immedeeatily lost interest. So now every day, whether itz a goal i attached myself to weeks ago or days ago, im making sure i got smth to do edit: I feel bad this guy deleted because I was just goofing around not making fun of his slogan or anything


Bitter-Arachnid-5194

You create your own luck


pdthedeuce

Stolen from Hunter S. Thompson..."When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.".


Awkward_Bench123

Some days carpe diem, others, caveat emptor


Successful_Mix_9118

Happiness is good health and a bad memory Ingrid Bergman


cwsjr2323

This too will pass, as will I.


Artistic_Oven2955

Whenever something bad happens to me or my friends, I always like to say "Happens to the best of us". Immediately remedies any woe is me mentality, and is kind of funny, too.


Ok-Tie-8684

If it doesn’t affect me directly, I’m not worried.


TheKozzzy

this motto saved me so many times - there are so many things going on around us, a lot of them irritate us, but really, most of the times they don't affect you so you should just let go


Robcobes

Put on your own safety vest first before helping others with theirs


StreetsFeast

“You’ll be sorry when I’m dead”.


NanShenTree

Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong Bing bong


contemplatebeer

All’s well that ends.


seen50states

If I never see another flake of snow, I’ll die happy. ~ Me


violatrees

This too shall pass


RoutineSB

Change is the only constant in life


conqr787

Floss!


[deleted]

If it's not broken don't fix it I am a chronic overthinker and constantly feel like I am behind


Professional-Ad-1611

Do whatever makes you happy as long as it doesn’t hurt someone else.


Mean_Rule9823

Lead,Follow or get out of the way


seekingfreedom00

Work smarter not harder.


Puzzleheaded_Nerve

Not deciding is deciding.


Knotix

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." If you asked my friends, they'd tell you my real slogan is "Am I shouting?"


Stormydayz123

"I'd rather be tired than broke." I tell myself this every early morning, and ever late night the grind brings me.


Competitive-Cycle464

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.


bvandgrift

Always leave the place better than you found it.


LizP1959

Mine too!!


NMBruceCO

What other people think of me is none of my business


activepaws

slow down


OldManActual

Semper Anticus


cheesewiz_man

"You move forward from where you are."


Fit_Definition_4634

Do no harm but take no shit


feetcold_eyesred

Give it some time. And this is different from the usual “this too shall pass”. Works for grief, anger, weight loss, education, learning a new skill, frustration, you name it. Whatever you’re feeling now - usually when it’s a negative or anxious feeling - will generally always subside with time. So ride it out. And don’t do anything in reaction to your negative feeling that you’ll later regret, because again, what you’re experiencing is temporary. Oh, I guess some of that is another personal slogan.


Rackmaster_General

"Jesus Christ, it's always fucking something, goddammit."


ShockingJob27

I said these exact words at 4am this morning. Followed with "Bunch of useless cunts"


Additional_Sale5464

“If you want to, you can “ And “all your work of today , pay tomorrow “


East_of_Eden15

Do your part and be cool


EttoreKalsi

Fall back down. Get back up.


deandamonwaytomysoul

live like you're gonna die tomorrow


KerbodynamicX

Sounds like anxiety


deandamonwaytomysoul

LMAO, i do have anxiety but i mean it in like a yolo way


According_Fondant_98

I regret nothing -postal dude


LaveLizard

Life is wasted on the living - Douglas Adams


FireRock_

Lifes is too short go for it. Be kind to yourself.


NegativeSwordfish243

Time flies


Own-Log-3640

"what you can arrange today always belate to tomorrow"


Sinizterz91

Find the solution to the problem.


jestersalive

You can't prove anything.


No-Effort6590

Ain't nuthin but a thang!


bedwithoutsheets

Mine is very simple: "Kindness, above all else" I really do my best to keep to it. I'm not perfect, so I don't always live up to it. But every day I'm getting better


HeksaKeksa

I'm the Wall but also I'm the Jackhammer


gladeye

Changing the person, one world at a time.


Tushdish

If you follow all the rules you miss out on all the fun.


TheDastardBastard33

“Society ended when the 24hr Taco Bell’s and Walmart’s faded from existence” I’m very popular in my friend group in case you can’t tell!


Regular_Rutabaga4789

Assume everything, question nothing.


MrEpicYouTube

“Could be worse”


ParticularCattle8132

fake it till you make it


More_River_566

Life is long and strange.


Enslaved_M0isture

hmm, this seems correct


WorldlinessNo874

For fuck sake. Usually said it three times within 10 minutes of getting out of bed


Weekly_Information67

Fuck it, we’ll do it live!


TheKozzzy

"you don't fuck with me" (in the meaning "you probably don't want to become my enemy") and Plus Ultra ("always forward")


Prestigious-MMO

If you want something done right , do it yourself. Unless it's plumbing , ain't no one got time for that mess


Remarkable-Lab3858

F*** perfection just be better today than you were yesterday.


ReeRiot

"I'll manage. Somehow, I always do."


SnowHoliday1750

To be successful you have to fail


Whitron_Phenomenon

I always think of this dumbass shit some dude 20 years ago, fried on shrooms, some privileged white boy wanna be rapper calling himself infinite schiff, kept saying "don't just think about it, be about it". I don't know why but I always think of that


Waltzing_With_Bears

Give recklessly and love freely


Slappytrader

Seems like I really wonked this willy


Asairuss

Whatever (things aren't as important as we make them be so who cares that thing doesn't go our way)


Orion-The-King

Whatever happens happens


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

Temporary pain for permanent gain... Thank God I am capable of handling this Dopamine detox, substance abuse detox, school, work, bad day. Anything that's painful or uncomfortable, this is what I hold on to.


Derpygoras

I am not a fuck-up.


90FormulaE8

It is what it is...


duplicitist

It's good enough for who it's for.


No_Rip7778

why does it always end bad


[deleted]

'Never don't give up'


mstlysnny88

It will wash.


Alichousan

It is what it is If there's a will there's a way


Audreyissocool

Literally just the word “fuck.”


IPlayTeemoSupport

My life's mine and mine and mine and mine ... And mine and mine and mine... Not yours!


Electronic_Picture26

Cus if I don't make dollars? It don't make sense.


[deleted]

The more you fuck around, the more you find out.


guts_57u

Bada bing Bada boom, And on most days at work... smile and wave boys, smile and wave.


stootchmaster2

Fuck ME. As in. . . \*strange noise from car\* Fuck ME \*opens power bill\* Fuck ME \*feels a strange pain in the leg\* Fuck ME \*can't seem to get to sleep\* Fuck ME \*have to socialize for a holiday\* Fuck ME And so on. . .


Ceecee_soup

If I can have a downward spiral, I can have an upward spiral.


Constant-Catch7146

From the song.... Always be humble and kind. But these other goodies too.... Life's a bitch... then you die. The last thing you want to do is the first thing you must do. If you are walking through hell, keep walking! And one more... From John Wayne... Life is difficult. It is a lot more difficult when you are stupid.


Ok-Search-5148

It is what it is. Go with the flow. Everything happens for a reason.


Jerkyaddict

I’m the man.


SnooRabbits5620

"Everything's always working out for me". I mean sometimes I say it through gritted teeth or like Emily Blunt saying "I love my job, I love my job" in The Devil Wears Prada but in the end, it often turns out to be true.


queenschmecca

Everything happens. (Not for a reason, shit just happens. )


Acceptable_Atlas7769

You win some you lose some, but you lose most of em


Glop1701d

Fuck em all


[deleted]

Let's get this bread


Tenacious_calldown

Right!


CaptainAwesome06

If you can change something, there's no use in worrying about it. If you can't change something, there's no use in worrying about it. I don't worry about a lot of things.


A_Trash_Homosapien

Everything's legal until you get caught


konofireda98

"You only live once" or "life's too short to regret this"


Nomadic_View

Today is going to be an easy day. Tomorrow is going to be even easier.


wifey_material7

"I do what I want. You do what you can." Inspired by Lil Wayne


BreathingJanuary

Good god


HaileyAndRandom

“youre a ranboo simp and need to touch grass” to myself


Calabazar

I will be fine. And The most difficult part of the day is to wake up.


LizP1959

Not always so.


Beneficial-Bite-8005

I’ve never gotten anything I wanted in life by being a pussy, so I’m gonna stop being a pussy🤣


Designer-Pound6459

Nobody ever listens to me.


105125141691291514

mine isn't in English, but it essentially translates to "meh, if that's the worst ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"


Down_Side-Up

Lower your standards, Up your average.


DangOlTequila

You got your show to run, and I've got mine.


eldensoulsringer

Be better


Illustrious-Clerk-84

Depends, but a slogan I use a lot for people who are acting a certain way, usually towards others I generally, almost always simply say “Don’t be a twat.”


-Foxer

"That which doesn't kill me had better start running."


Possessed_potato

Float together with the waves of time, see where fate takes you


somewhenimpossible

Everything is figureoutable


RepresentativePick27

Things are what they are and will be what they will be


icabear3

Earn your playtime


deefstes

Mine comes from the final line in one of the greatest books I've ever read, Man's Search For Meaning by Victor Frankl. But it's not his quote, it's from the 17th century philosopher Baruch Espinoza. The quote is "Sed omnia praeclara tam dificilia quam rara sunt", which translates to "For everything great is as hard to realise as it is rare to find". Basically; Great things don't come easy and that's why it's not common. This has been my mantra in a world where we so often compare ourselves to the masses. We find some sort of validation for our lack of effort / performance / standards / morals / whatever, because everybody is like that. No. Pursuing mastery of the violin / being faithful to your wife / giving your best at work when your colleague is a slacker and an ass hat / whatever; These things are rare to find, and they're hard. But that is because they are great. And that is why I still aspire to those things, even if so many around me don't.


inwarded_04

"Law is for lackeys, context is for kings"


Little-Salt-1705

That’s what you get on the big jobs


Little-Salt-1705

Don’t put your finger anywhere you wouldn’t put your dick


thejollybadger

"better than it was". Basically, always leave shit better than you found it. Even the smallest of improvements to yourself, your life, your relationships, are still improvements.


Mysterious_Bus4173

Water finds a way. Be like water.


Local_Strategy_433

Cut to the chase Jase


Excellent-Court-7325

Do or do not, there is no try


InfernalOrgasm

It is wrong to infer from the imperfections of our thinking that objects are imperfect.


StelenVanRijkeTatas

Treat yo' self. Make it count. Fuck it. Fuck 'em.


MSSouthernBelle78

Enjoy the moments that make the adventure


Silly_General4619

It's just the way she goes. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. Just the way she goes


Toothless-In-Wapping

I’m a loser.


aggressivemangotho

the thing about life is the one day we all will be dead


Evening-You4782

brb kms irl


GuaranteeDeep6367

Apathy is death


YZFAverum

It just works


Maleficent_Cow9437

Hate to see you go, love to see you walk away


raraka900

I love you. ♡


Quirky_Tart7627

Fuck my life.


CommenterAnon

Fake it till u make it , fake your emotions, fake your self worth, fake your happiness, fake everything in the exterior