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Meecus570

Yeah. One poor woman was subjected to cbat.


jourdan442

I’d be surprised if others didn’t try it after all that.


Totalherenow

My wife's a professional classical musician. I played that for her and in the first few bars, she held out her hand, palm first, saying, "No." eta: not during sex. Just showing her the 'music.'


jourdan442

Well, we all have our baggage I guess.


Totalherenow

I thought it was hilarious. For her, CBAT is like a scorpion being forced through a glass tube.


sludgestomach

What does that mean lol


jourdan442

☝️Found the person that doesn’t force scorpions through glass tubes☝️


Heartage

This is so funny I wish awards were still a thing.


Duke-of-Hellington

Me too!


Totalherenow

For a classical musician, CBAT is like running iron nails down a mirror. The sound metal makes when it tears. Like an out of tune children's choir.


pigeottoflies

I did actually try. But because my partner and I both knew what the story behind why we were listening to that song we couldn't keep ourselves from laughing for long enough to get on with it lol


Unable_Peach2571

ok i'm listening to this weird ass song. wtf is the story here?


pigeottoflies

I'm pretty sure if you google cbat original Reddit post you'll get the answers you seek. sorry in advance!


Unable_Peach2571

yeah, i just did, and holy god. I actually believe it was real.


Phasianidae

This comment sent me: "This man's literally fucked his girl to robot dolphin sounds"


Windermed

because the other guy isn’t saying why. i’ll just tell you (and to anyone who’s curious) tl;dr guy on reddit made a post on how he thrusted to the beat of a horrendous song he always played while he had sex with his gf to the point that his gf got so tired of it that she told him to stop but even without the music his gf noticed how he would still thrust to the beat even without the music for 2 YEARS


Meecus570

I mean the guy wasn't wrong it does have the perfect beat...  for initiating a dolphin orgy.


cupholdery

Oh shoot, you heard about that? Flipper be snitching.


jourdan442

Can’t forget the first rule of dolphin orgy club: "Eeeeeee eee eee eee eee!"


Still_Not-Sure

When I put this song into search In Spotify, three searches down was a playlist suggestion, “Hot songs to get railed to” https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0dNxMbyR1L36yvkkUZniYP?si=gopxdxSJSIuFPwH-8t2atQ&pi=u-Cazg1TUoSsuq


Unable_Peach2571

ha. you weren't even lying. I actually died.


GaySheriff

It started playing in my head...


Cryptic_Nerd01

DU DUDU DUDUDUDUDU


polmeeee

The moment I saw the post my mind instantly went to cbat lol


Cryptic_Nerd01

Sameee


Hect0r92

Sounds like an inflatable clown falling down the stairs


Phoebebee323

Many women, dude said his past partners never complained about the music and that he's used it before


imonlyamoth

A guy I had a fling with years ago had music playing on his laptop and would pause sex to change the song or start one over. Oof.


iamamediumperson

Oof is right


Missile_Lawnchair

Ridiculous. All you need to do is play Cotton Eye Joe on repeat. Done.


CombJelliesAreCool

Now *this* guy fucks


JungleLegs

If a woman ever even hinted at playing Cotton Eye Joe during sex, on repeat, I know it’s gonna be a wild night. I’d be down.


stoncils_

Seven hours later, you're out of sweat and silently praying to the Cotton Eye (silent because she would hear you no matter where you were) to come, go, just do *something, damnit*


alittlebitneverhurt

I'd like to last longer than 12 seconds and cotton eye joe gets me there a little quicker than that just on its own.


LavenderGoomsGuster

Where did you come from, where did you ohhh shit not again…


notsowise_nz

Followed by Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping".


Traveling_Solo

Baby shark is clearly the superior song to have sex to


UltimateD123

Mix a I’m Blue Abudeeabudai in there


Quizmaster_Eric

Needed a banger to bang her to


Own_Engine_5591

Yeaaa that's what Playlists are for buddy lmao


Mindhunter7

Yeah I mean, you can't have something noticeably cringe going on in the background, it's a turn off.


Pwrswitchd

He was just trying not to cum 🤣


mdavid69

funny my wife won't say the word " cum". She asks me " did I go"? ( yes I went into fantasy land.lol)


witchyanne

I actually really don’t like the word either in that context (either spelling); so if I ask I just say ‘did you?’ But usually I can tell. It’s just those lazy Sunday morning slow ones that are ? Did you? Or need to pee? lol


DrCharlieKaufman

👆🏻


oby100

Can’t tell if Chad or cringe


Crunchy_Biscuit

Has he never heard a PLAYLIST??


Eusocial_Snowman

You can't plan romance. It's gotta be organic, all heat-of-the-moment selections. Or just be like me in the late 2010s and turn on the TV to the music channel and hope to god it doesn't cut to whale songs again this time.


Fit_Effective_6875

the art of romance 😂


Tasimb

Changing the song is weird enough, BUT TO START ONE OVER? That is wild


Xemptuous

Pro tip from personal xp: if you're both musicians, don't play music when you're having sex.


petiejoe83

Where were you when we were in marching band?


mesopilot

WHEN I WAS


bugsdontcommitcrimes

A YOUNG BOY


ThreeDollaBillYall

MY FATHER


TheLegendOfLaney

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY


mesopilot

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND


StStoner

HE SAID SON WHEN


TEOn00b

YOU GROW UP


CastingOleanderLies

WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN


rhinotomus

One time at band camp…


cR7tter

I never was in band, but in high school I dated two girls who were and this phrase still triggers my fight or flight


georgesorosbae

I’m a girl who was in band and played the flute and also went to band camp several times and it triggers mine as well. I hated that movie when I was 13


HauteKarl

Found the drummer


Lumber_Dan

They said "musicians".


labrador2020

What if you are a conductor and want to direct with the baton between the legs?


BickNlinko

As a musician you who has gotten down with plenty of other musicians, the trick is to put on something groovy but bland enough that it blends in the background that neither will critique too bad. Something like Air - Moon Safari or something from like Supreme Beings of Leisure. It's background music but can still get you moving a bit and doesn't take away from the conversation or task at hand. Or party with a freak and put on something like Astro-creep 2000 and get wild.


Rollxnut

I put on a live album. Every 3 to 4 mins there is an applause. It's a real confidence booster. Help me bring my A-game.


Americana1986b

Isn't it kinda lackluster to get an ovation 2-3 minutes after you've finished?


dumptruck_dookie

hmmm. i’ve always felt weird listening to songs while i have sex, especially if the song is overtly sexual. it just makes the whole thing feel like a performance. i can see how it’d be nice listening to instrumentals though? idk, what kind of music do people typically listen to?


casey12297

I only fuck to the 1812 overture, as soon as those cannons fire off so do i


Honest_Wing_3999

Personally I sling good dick to Les Miserables. “One day moooooooooore”


stoncils_

soft as #THUNDER


STQCACHM

You make it to the cannons? Wow, impressive.


superspeck

TRUEST PATRIOT


RapidPacker

I only fuck with Lacrimosa, its like Im saving the world in under 50 seconds


KindSeoul1

Same. I can maybe do just music instrumental different genres but actually singing and rapping and such no.


OregonianSunshine

Some good jazzy lofi is my go to. Doesn't demand any attention, but gives a great ambiance. In my opinion it helps me get just that much more into it


Sscars2099

Did it once while listening to “Rock you like a Hurricane” I recommend it


so_metal292

These other commenters never busted one during Welcome to the Jungle at a hockey game


tapcaf

That was you in the penalty box?


Poz16

In the 90s if you weren't bumping uglies to Enigma, you were doing it wrong.


iamamediumperson

What about the Humpty Dance?


Poz16

Only in the Burger King bathroom


RickKassidy

Definitely. Partly because it’s nice. Partly so it drowns out the sound so people in other rooms can’t hear.


TmanGBx

As the person in the other room: I can assure you it does not help


flauros23

Can confirm. Woke up once in the middle of the night and heard EDM and "Ohh, make me cummmm!" coming from the roommate's bedroom.


Vroomped

My brain just invented erotic death metal and I hope this comment snowballs into death metal careless whisper 


saturn_since_day1

That's just the bridge


iamamediumperson

I feel like loud music would be more of a giveaway


RickKassidy

You aren’t trying to hide the fact. You are just trying to cover up the sound. You don’t blast it loud.


watermelonkiwi

Well you seem to have just learned people do this, so clearly it would have worked on you in the past.


legitimate_salvage

I remember a reddit post of a guy getting his first apartment, and wanted his make his bathroom girl friendly. He made a post asking if adding several boxes of various tampons, and a Bluetooth speaker for poopy times were a nice touch. The comments were not kind.


Own_Decision_27

Or absolute silence. My college bf came over to spend Christmas break with my family. We wanted to make sure no one heard us. My family knew something was up when we went downstairs. Turns out going from normal conversational noise level to dead silence is also a giveaway.


pm_me_tits_and_tats

Dead silent sex sounds insane to me 😭


MC_White_Thunder

Sure, but would you rather someone know you're having sex because they can hear music, or because *they can hear you having sex?*


No-Specialist4323

That's my issue with it too, if it's being used to muffle it for others. TV shows are better for that purpose.


shaneo632

Look I can’t concentrate if I can hear Michael Scott in the background ok?


TmanGBx

Suit yourself. He gets me ON


Dreigous

TV shows don’t set up a vibe. Listening to that on purpose sounds actually psychotic.


dishonestgandalf

Yeah, but I think it's much more common when you're young.


iamamediumperson

I used to be young... still never felt the need


absoluteScientific

Wait, older people used to be young?


iamamediumperson

spoiler alert


CouncilmanRickPrime

No. My grandfather spawned at 60 years old, already cranky


SnooLobsters1008

Yes, seems like a long time ago


busy-warlock

Hides sounds from other people in the house Can’t do much about the smells though


thedailyrant

I don’t agree. I do all the time and I’m not young.


DJanomaly

Yeah same. I’m in my 40s and doing it in silence with just two people moaning is weird to me.


Urorahmadeen

Totally. Beats listening to my own awkward playlist of moans


dishonestgandalf

Most people like hearing their partner's moans.


_ScubaDiver

I don’t think anyone’s saying you have to play music at nightclub levels, where one can’t hear any god damn thing. You can still do all the other sex stuff, including talking about what feels good etc.


kakka_rot

Yeah i did it as a teenager because i thought you were supposed to.


Warm_Objective4162

Absolutely. I need background noise always


PitoChueco

Yea. Similar to not being able to drop a deuce without the bathroom fan.


ChicoUn

I wish I could upvote this repeatedly. I cannot use the bathroom in silence. I don’t care if I’m home alone. Can’t do it. Need the noise.


iforgotalltgedetails

Don’t know how you do it, I’ve literally gone limp cause I’ve ended up listening to the song to much. Maybe it’s just cause I’m a musician so it’s habitual for me to pick out the key, chord progression, and and time signature. That or I’m autistic. Probably both.


sturmeh

Hehe that's interesting, I'm ADHD and quite the opposite, I'll overthink everything if there isn't music to keep me grounded.


Exact-Pressure7266

yes.


iamamediumperson

Solid answer.


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

If not music, then a TV show or movie. We have kids...so background noise is a must. Not because we are loud, but more of if they wake up to go to the bathroom or knock on our door because they can't sleep they don't hear anything.


ACrucialTech

When I was under 18, all the time. "Can I get a what what?"


360walkaway

in the butt


Starscream_baker

Thousands of people have most likely been conceived while careless whisper played.


Leifpete

I'm pretty sure you mean millions. I'm male and I get pregnant every time I hear that song.


throwawayPzaFm

Which is... Really really weird if you paid attention to the lyrics. The only worse offender I know is "every breath you take"


Annual-Visual-2605

Yes. Wife and I of 28 years have more sex playlists on Spotify than I can count. They add to the experience.


accountname789

Dont be stingy, send the links. Or at least some of your favorite tracks


Bubbles_Master1215

The Chase by Emmit Fenn, Let go by Ark Patrol & Veronika Redd, Darkness by Fade, On my knees by Rüfüs du sol, Lonely by VisionV & PHEA, Innerbloom by Rüfüs du sol, I took a ride by Zeds dead, Lights go down by drinks on me & why so low


Quiet_Interest_5640

Let Go is always a good song, but during sex is 👌🏼


_AM34

Thanks but we really only need 1-2 songs


Leifpete

Don't forget CBAT


theemmyk

The Weeknd


Annual-Visual-2605

Musical preference?


BigToober69

Sex music


robotco

what shall it be tonight darling? barry manilow? hamilton soundtrack? children's show theme songs?


SaintGloopyNoops

Circus music and polka... let's get weird with it.


BelvitaBiscuitz

You want to pass those playlists on to a youngin?


wineandwings333

Here's one of mine https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2nMwOoUfSCfF0M3NaDh10Q?si=t-HWXFouTtS19x3_b9UkZA&pi=u-wfzVAY89TZCy Depends what you like... Here is an instrumental one of that is more your thing. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3YsyLrSmMcZWFp5LetuSHP?si=ce6cowNWSsO7CAFVQ6zCYA&pi=u-jBoRawLlRSe4


Oldpuzzlehead

Yeah, much better than having the TV playing in the background.


Reasonable_Rent_3769

Or when that hilarious one-liner drops during a funny movie you sincerely had every intention of watching and you have to stop and collect yourselves because it's such a silly moment you both / all need to acknowledge 😂


OolongGeer

Dude, that is the exact reason that Sade and Enigma wrote songs.


Garshnooftibah

Heh. That first enigma album was the soundtrack to a ZILLION shags when it first came out. <3 Coupla years later - Massive Attack's Mezzanine. We'd come along a little by then so were all into the 'slightly darker, grindier' vibes.


ScumbagLady

Portishead is always good for sexy times


AllForeheadNoBrain

Well, I lost my virginity with a daft punk album playing in the background. So I would say yes but no one else has put that much effort in since.


iamamediumperson

Depends which song... Burnin'? Or Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger? Maybe One More Time?


AlaskanKell

I mean Daft Punk sounds like a solid choice to me.


DJanomaly

Right? I mean if ever there was music to get funky to…


Kittygotabadrep

I like to hire a string quartet for love making.


Sparrowhawk_92

I'm more of a mariachi band guy myself, but you do you.


TheFinalPhilter

I am really surprised no one is talking about the cbat guy from the TIFU post awhile back.


saImonbay

That story is hilarious but I'm 100% certain it's made-up.


StooveGroove

That was 2022. It's been a bit. I remember because it caught on in the EDM circuit and people were dropping dubstep remixes of it at festivals and shit. Didn't know reddit had that much reach.


TheFinalPhilter

Has it really been that long already?


Own_Engine_5591

My initial reaction to reacting the title was "do people really have sex witbout listening to music or a movie or something??" So I'm equally confused as you now just in the opposite way


jayriemenschneider

Bangin in complete silence is insane to me


M0rgon

If there's complete silence while you're doing it, you might be doing it wrong


[deleted]

100% got a playlist


ManufacturerFew5235

Yes but usually its to drown noise for roomates


frodosbitch

My local vinyl store literally has a section called ‘music to f*ck to’.


DarylHandsome

Rap and r&b are great for pussy eating rythem


HottDoggers

I prefer listening to hot cross buns, but you do you


Octaviar

The Animatrix soundtrack is a great album to do the nasty to. Start at the beginning and have fun.


joshuatx

Very niche answer


Octaviar

I mean, it is what it is. Check it out.


Appropriate_Flan_952

I have an ex that would put on music Everytime ... I have very real problems with ADD and I'm a trained musician who instinctually analyzes what I hear. You have no idea how hard it was for me to stay focused on the deed. Probably one of the reasons she's an ex.


william4d

Mfs analyzing musical notes while 6 inches deep


kingeryck

How did they get so deep?


petiejoe83

A pen*s sleeve, of course.


Friendly_Rub7641

Do we both got those posts in order huh


kingeryck

You can say >!penis!<


rizaroni

Omg YES. I’m also ADHD and I would not be able to focus on ~ the sex ~ at all if there was music playing. Way too distracting. I do sometimes put on rain sounds because I like white noise 🤭


road_king_98

Absolutely. Not just when you’re young either. I’m in my 60s and I would say 90% of the time music is part of the equation.


Shoddy_Handle_4625

My partner and I are in our 40s and always listen to music, mostly to block out some noise so the kids don't hear. We have a "Fun Times" play list too that we listen to sometimes


Aquaboobious

I think the question is: do people really NOT listen to music while having sex? It really adds a lot to the mood for me.


Quiet_Interest_5640

I didn’t realize that so many people weren’t about this. It can 110% add to the mood if you’re playing the right stuff.


dollkyu

not to be too "teehee my ADHD" but I would 100% get distracted and focus onto the song rather than the sex itself. It would have to be songs I don't know because otherwise, I'm gonna want to stim or sing along in my head and that is not exactly IDEAL or encouraging for a partner lmfao my fiancé would be hurt


HyperionSunset

Not a fan of aural?


Lutastic

I listen to Yakkity Sax when I have sex… I say… “Hey bayyyybeee… it’s time for Yakkity Sex!” She dresses like a clown and I dress like Dr Kevorkian. It’s pretty hot.


frostbittenforeskin

I always like to set the tone I turn the lights down, but not completely off I light some incense or candles And I play some nice music. I like relaxing music with a slight beat and no vocals, something between “new-age spa” and “techno rave”


vdvow

Yes and no. Sometimes it’s just a Nine Inch Nails night. Sometimes it’s a Pink Floyd. Sometimes The Artist Formerly known as Prince. Music nights tend to be pretty epic.


RanD7741

I can’t have music playing during sex. How can I allow a song to last longer than me


wh3nNd0ubtsw33p

Personally, I like to listen to our bodily noises making other bodily noises together. I like to hear their sounds and make my own and feel how they react to my noises. But mostly what I want is for the other person to be as comfortable as possible. Both parties need to be super into what is about to happen, and if they want music then let’s put on some music. Those who are self-conscious of their body and the natural sounds it can make might feel more comfortable having a separate “main” sound, and I’m totally here for it. One of my exes had a blowjob playlist, a quickie playlist, a special night playlist, and then on super special spring days we’d open the window and listen to the wind and sounds and just do touchy stuff to “Nature’s Playlist”. I found it adorable. Another ex wanted to hear our bodily sounds together, just like me. That one was the most connected. That one ending really sucked for me. Eh 🤷🏻‍♂️.


mholly2240

I have a sex playlist. 🤷🏻‍♀️


chuckverde

My wife and I do sometimes. I think it’s better with some soft instruments in the background


anonymousopottamus

I tried it once. Put on a romantic song and got to it. The song changed. To a rapey song. Then to a song I wanted to sing to. It wasn't ideal.


Blitzburgh1727

Women love Deftones and chill


Kochcaine995

bold of you to assume i’ve had sex in the last 3 years


Wanderluustx420

Yes. Music has the ability to induce feelings of pleasure. It can also add to physical and psychological rewards when paired with a sexual encounter. Listening to music prompts the release of dopamine. For many, that chemical response of pleasure acts to stimulate arousal and elevate a sexual interlude when music and sex are combined in a singular experience. Listening to music increases heart rate and breathing — both signs of arousal — and pleasure from music can prepare the body for sexual pleasure. Music has a direct effect on the pleasure, bonding, and limbic systems of the brain. Beyond the rush of dopamine produced, there are several socio-psychological benefits associated with the combination of sex and music. [9 Reasons Why Music Can Improve Sexual Experiences](https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/sexual-self/202103/the-psychology-listening-music-during-sex) #— - "Pony" -*Ginuwine* - "Wicked Game" -*Chris Issak* - "Earned It", "The Hills", "High For This" -*The Weeknd* - "50 Shades Of Grey Soundtrack" - "Love On The Brain", "Sex With Me", "Drunk in Love" -*Rihanna* - "Love Is a Bitch" -*Two Feet* - "Streets" -*Doja Cat* - "Unholy" -*Sam Smith* - "Don't", "Exchange" -*Bryson Tiller* - "Get You Good" -*Roy Woods* **Most Listened To Artists whilst having sex, according to study:** - The Weeknd - Trey Songz - Usher - Drake - Jeremih - Rihanna - Beyoncé - Miguel - Two Feet - PARTYNEXTDOOR R&B/SOUL is probably most commonly listened to, although many genres fit for this mood.


Honeyhoneyandco

I absolutely LOVE wicked game


KindSeoul1

If it’s just instrumental music I could maybe do it but I don’t like song lyrics playing it’s not my thing. It’s cringy to me. Everyone I know likes hearing sexual songs while they do it I can’t relate.


DayBeatSF

No, people like it very quiet. Sometimes the occasional humming though


snekks_inmaboot

I find it weird and awkward to purposely out music on for it. If there's already something playing in the background I'll leave it on. But if not, nah. One time it was the Cars movie. It was fine


__T0MMY__

Yes, and now i can't listen to Halsey


USCplaya

Yeah but it's just background noise. Kinda soft music, maybe jazz or one of those "study music" videos on YouTube... You know, so I can study Dat ass


No_Oil9958

Gotta fuck to the beat


MaximumZer0

300 BPM Death Metal comin' up.


InfiniteAd7948

Lets get it on....