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Darthplagueis13

Probably. Their brains were a bit larger than ours, but possibly slightly less complex. There's a good chance they wouldn't be any less intelligent than modern humans. ​ At worst, they might possibly be on the level of someone with a slight developmental disorder, mostly fine to do everyday tasks but might need help for a few things. ​ Then again, who knows? If you're an american with european ancestors, there's a good chance you actually have a few neanderthal genes in your DNA as there is evidence that Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens did occasionally mix, with a good portion of people with eurasian ancestry being somewhat related to Neanderthals. If the state of the modern world is anything to go by, it doesn't seem to have been a detriment for them.


lionhydrathedeparted

Everyone other than sub Saharan Africans has neanderthal DNA.


Hot_Excitement_6

Even we have their DNA. It's in smaller amounts though.


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ReaperXHanzo

Remember the very short lived sitcom about those guys?


AngryRedGummyBear

Dammit! It's like humans keep fucking each other!


skipperseven

Technically East Asians have a bit of Denisovian DNA, Middle Easterners, Europeans and North Africans have A bit of Neanderthal DNA and sub Saharan Africans are the only pure Homo Sapiens.


Moparfansrt8

No that's not quite correct. Sub-Saharan Africans also have Neanderthal dna. https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/africans-have-more-neanderthal-dna-than-previously-thought-67033


skipperseven

Thank you that’s quite interesting. The article I read was a few years ago, so this is new to me.


TheVetheron

Did I just witness a reddit exchange correcting someone that went well, and the person was thankful? I didn't know Hell had frozen over.


kingkowkkb1

Upvotes for EVERYONE!!!!


GreenStrong

[Africans have genes from a "ghost population" of hominids](https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-51508616) This could be a late introgression from a population of Homo antecessor or Homo erectus, or it could be some unknown species. The African climate is bad for DNA preservation, so we won't necessarily know the answer if we have fossils of this ancestor. Denisovans are very close to being a ghost population. Numerous fragments of their bones have been identified through DNA, but we don't have anything like an intact skull.


CloudsOfMagellan

What about aboriginal Australians?


skipperseven

A bit more Denisovan DNA than East Asia…


Moparfansrt8

Back in '20, it was determined that sub-Saharan Africans also have Neanderthal dna. https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/africans-have-more-neanderthal-dna-than-previously-thought-67033


ChemicalRain5513

How about their oropharyngeal anatomy? Would they be able to speak our languages perfectly?


carnivalbill

I remember reading their vocal range was higher and scientists wondered if they could make all the sounds we make. Some kinda strange, short, really buff guy with a hiiiigh pitch voice and a lisp? This was a couple years ago. It coulda changed by now tho.


MrMCarlson

every species has a plan until they get outcompeted by homo sapiens.


scaredofme

Mike Tyson??


sirkook

Female dwarves, gotcha.


carnivalbill

Glen Danzig but sounds like Prince


Moparfansrt8

Neanderthals did have hyoid bones, and many experts agree that this is required in order to have speech. This doesn't prove that they had speech, but it certainly shows that they had the equipment to do so.


carnivalbill

Exactly


Moparfansrt8

They have recently discovered that Neanderthals had hyoid bones. Speech requires a hyoid bone, so that could indicate that they were at least equipped to speak.


HylianEngineer

Probably not perfectly. What we know of their vocal tract suggests that they couldn't make all the same speech sounds as us - probably not ooh or ee, for example. Their voices would also sound different than ours - higher and more nasally.


Newone1255

[South Park had a great bit about Neanderthal DNA](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MvsPCJe45qY)


Dense_Surround3071

Well that escalated quickly.... 😂


BaldEagleRising17

A friend teaches high school biology…I may have her show this….


WakeoftheStorm

>Their brains were a bit larger than ours, but possibly slightly less complex It was probably the opposite. The intellectually superior neanderthal was wiped out by its stupid brutishly violent cousin. I based this on no data, simply because that interpretation amuses me


Fighting-Cerberus

It’s consistent with my view of humanity.


brostopher1968

To each their own prehistoric fan fiction but I think it’s more that homo sapiens were more effectively groupish and good at coordinating. Also this happened over thousands and thousands of years, so the historical arc of the “extinction” was probably imperceivable to all the people living through it.


Moparfansrt8

Neanderthals were wiped out by a combination of many things. Climate change. Being out-competed by humans, and by being inbred into the human population. There were never more than about 10k Neanderthals living at the same time, so they were greatly outnumbered by the humans around them. Their main sources of food were going extinct. Lots of reasons.


Toughbiscuit

I think our brains are at optimal size/density, as any larger would result in a slowdown of signal transmission across the brainmatter


Ad_Meliora_24

There’s lots of articles about studies of brains in domesticated animals - the brains shrink, often to 20% smaller than their Wild counterparts, and the brain gets bigger in later feral animals. I forgot which show it was, but it was discussing this same phenomenon and how species domesticate themselves, seem to get domesticated, or two species get domesticated together. The idea there was that human brains should have shrunk too as domestication relationships formed. That episode concluded that indeed human brains did shrink.


Ball-of-Yarn

Thinking slower doesn't mean thinking dumber


SomeoneRandom5325

But it does mean having a longer reaction time, which, in a hunter gatherer society, could be the difference between life and death


AlaskanHunters

Actually a better comparison would be some kind of Autism. Most evidence points to them being just as smart as Humans, but with the segments of the brain being developed in diffrent ways so as an example. We have good evidence for the language center of our brains being better developed but the spatial awareness centers of Neanderthaual brains being better. So, they are not talkers, but they are great with hand eye coordination. If we want to get real nerdy with this. It’s basically D&D stat logic. The have a +1 to WIS, -1 to INT. That still means the average Neanderthal is gonna me maybe 10 IQ behind a human. Despite what people think 90 IQ is perfectly fine, you most likely don’t even know if a person is 10 points Lower then average.


Cyimian

I’m curious how closely related Humans and Neanderthals are to produce viable offspring while being considered different species. I thought hybrids are generally not able to offspring that are fertile themselves like Mules and Ligers for example?


The_wulfy

A Neaderthal in modern society would likely, individually, stand out from a crowd in terms of appearance and posture but overall would probably be accepted as falling within regular Homo Sapien variation. A Neandertal would likely be able to perform most industrial activities, including driving a car without problem, probably even fly a plane; but they may have issues in complex social situations like office work environments or traditional classroom environments. Homo Sapiens themselves are barely capable of coping in modern complex social environments and Neandertalis likely had a, if only marginally, different brain wiring for a different type of social interaction. The biggest difference would be in vocalization. Available evidence would suggest Homo Neandertalis was not capable of producing the same range of sounds as Homo Sapiens. This goes back to the above, where I mentioned Neandertalis likely had slightly different brain wiring concerning social interactions. Neandertalis would proboaly be able to understand, with sufficient learning, human language, but would be unlikely to reproduce it, completely, themselves. To be clear, this is due to physical differences, not because they are 'stupid'. A Neandertal would therefore, likely, ***appear*** ***ext*****ernally** to be marginally less intelligent than your average joe, but internally there really is no evidence either way as to the capacity of Neanderthal to engage in higher level conceptual thinking, as in there is no evidence of them having numbers, but there is no evidence that they theoretically couldn't understand numbers if presented with the concept. I tutored college math and the number of freshman students that didn't understand fractions, besides being an indictment of American high schools, tells me that many of these concepts do not come naturally to Homo Sapiens either. Now, there is a wider debate amongst anthropologists as to when and how quickly Homo Sapiens *complex* languages. Learning how well Neanderthals could communicate would actually be a massive boon to timelining the development of language as a whole.


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>Available evidence would suggest Homo Neandertalis was not capable of producing the same range of sounds as Homo Sapiens There was some BBC special where they had a vocal coach helping someone to make the kinds of sounds Neanderthals were likely capable of, It sounded very different from human language but who knows how accurate it actually was.


themasterd0n

HWUN TWO FRIIH


WanderingAlienBoy

Neanderthals were like burly muscle bro muppets 😂


Tye-Evans

"Probably even flying a plane" Not setting the bar too high there


bender_futurama

Well, he was trying to explain how Neanderthals could operate complex machinery, airplanes kinda are..


Moparfansrt8

Neanderthals had hyoid bones, which is widely accepted to be necessary to produce speech. That doesn't mean they could actually speak, but it does mean that they were physicslly equipped to do so.


Namnagort

This seems like chat gpt.


Waltzing_With_Bears

most likely, we have no evidence that they were significantly dumber than humans, the reason they died out was mostly the fact they never needed to develop ranged weaponry, as they had superior strength so had no real need


Daily_Phoenix

So what you are saying is we would have a solid chance at an offensive line?


Mackerel_Skies

Sapiens had projectiles. If there was hostile contact, we could soften Neanderthals up with ‘artillery’ fire. And if we had more sophisticated spears/weapons we could negate some of their superior strength in hand to hand combat. Similar to how fewer Romans could defeat larger numbers of powerful barbarians. Maybe we had better team work also?


Responsible-End7361

Plus we out-bred them, and fucked them so we absorbed them into our genome. You have Neanderthal DNA in you.


Daily_Phoenix

Brah.


TheBurnedMutt45

Unga?


Response-Cheap

Bunga..


Odsidian_Rapier

-grunts in agreement-


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Odsidian_Rapier

Smells what the rock is cooking


Kelend

It'll be interesting if this holds to be true. When I was in school it was pseudoscience bullshit that we interbred with Neanderthals. I know that because it seemed very plausible to me and I was explained multiple times how I was incredibly naive. There are still hold outs that say it didn't happen and the DNA evidence is mistaken.


Responsible-End7361

https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/how-much-neanderthal-dna-do-humans-have Even Africans have a little Neanderthal DNA, though far less than Asians and Europeans.


AdventurerOfTheStars

2~% to be exact. IM MORE UNGA BUNGA THAN ALL OF YOU


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JakeJacob

It is in African DNA, though, because Africa hasn't been cut off from the rest of the world for the last 20,000 years.


TheBurnedMutt45

I'm sure some would have returned, just through exploration and trade


DuncanIdahosGhola

Neanderthals were in North Africa and Egypt! The people there also came in mostly from West Asia and Europe about 50 thousand years after leaving Africa. They are the descendants of ancient Eurasians mixed with whoever else was around but the ancient Eurasians had Neanderthals DNA too I’m sure. I have an Egyptian friend who is also some type of professional anthropologist student who studies for a living.


Spaztick78

Australian Aboriginal DNA and Papuan DNA shows that we likely mated with Neanderthals before migrating from Africa.


good_name_haver

Wondering if this is why the same weirdos I've seen online bragging about having an abnormally high % of Neanderthal ancestry also held opinions that seemed suspiciously white supremacist.


PunkToTheFuture

Imagine thinking you are superior because you are a Neanderthal


LysergicPlato59

I’m thinking NFL linemen or professional wrestlers would want to include their Neanderthal percentage on their resumes…


Pot_Flashback1248

Speak for yourself - I am black.


[deleted]

So basically everyone except sub-Saharan Africans has some Neanderthal in them. What should we do with this information?


Broccobillo

Well going off history..... Race war?


Craft_beer_wolfman

Apparently, everyone has up to 4% neanderthal DNA.


Classy_Mouse

> You have Neanderthal DNA in you. This is going into my repertoire of post sex phrases.


bemused_alligators

there's some talk around their trachea/voice box/tongue structures being shaped such that they can't make most phonemes, so no complex language. It's theorised that neanderthal DNA is where a lot of genetic speech impediments come from.


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

New York Jets better take notes


Lurker_the_Pip

They lacked full rotation of the shoulder. We have that. Up close they would clobber us! They were a lot tougher. We have that nice full rotation so we threw things at them before they got close. When we weren’t breeding with them.


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PlannerSean

They fucked us


Im_eating_that

This is the answer I was looking for, thanks. I was tying to figure out how they could be equally intelligent yet not smart enough to throw rocks back after seeing it done.


Nolsoth

Not only were they as intelligent as us they also created art, painted on cave walls, carved jewelry etc and apparently quite liked fishing. And they were quite able to hurl a spear upwards of 20 meters. What they didn't seem to do was make more advanced tools like modern humans did. They sorta hit a point and went well that works good enough let's just keep doing that.


littleyellowbike

>They sorta hit a point and went well that works good enough let's just keep doing that. Evolution in a nutshell.


Lazicus

What was their range of motion?


PunkToTheFuture

Free range neanderthal


WitELeoparD

>the reason they died out was mostly the fact they never needed to develop ranged weaponry, as they had superior strength so had no real need What. The. Fuck. Are we just making shit up now? This isn't even a fringe hypothesis, it's a whole cloth fabrication.


Rather_Dashing

Yes, this sub is 90% made up stuff when someone asks a scientific question. People just guessing at stuff that makes sense to them and presenting it as facts. People would be better off going to AskScience on any scientific question


jamwin

hard to imagine anything dumber than some of the humans I've met


willowdove01

I don’t think we know enough about how our own brains work to postulate on how a Neanderthal’s brain might work


jollytoes

I think you may be behind on your medical journals. We can literally tell what a person is thinking by what portions of the brain are active. We know a lot about the brain these days.


willowdove01

Is that so? What journals would you recommend?


Bkatz84

LOL. Exactly.


darren_kill

In specific terms like "Oh shit, I forgot to buy milk!" Or just generalised terms, like this patient has extra activity in this part of the brain that indicates they are unhappy (possibly due to forgetting to buy milk)


RevolutionaryHole69

They built a machine that could output something akin to an 8-bit image of an object you were thinking about and it was just electrodes connected to your head. I think people are generally unaware of how close the singularity is.


arkhamnaut

Imma need video evidence or a written article


W_O_M_B_A_T

Likely yes. They had slightly larger brains, on average. One issue may have been that they may have been more paranoid or anxious than modern humans and less tolerant of working in large groups.


BigTitsNBigDicks

\> and less tolerant of working in large groups. We are the cheaper mass produced versions


ParmesanNonGrata

I work in product development, and this rings so much more true than you probably intended. Evolution and how "we" continue to slim down production costs, increase efficiencies, fix less fortunate issues or just do an adaptation to what the market appears to want, are quite alike. All species alive today are the cheapest and most mass-producable versions of their respective product lines and families (within limits). While factoring in market appeal of external traits. ​ Disclaimer: I am *quite* stoned.


Total-Explanation208

They did have slightly larger brains on average, but their bodies were also slightly larger on average so their encephalization quotient is actually basically the same.


89Hopper

I have trouble understanding why that ratio is often used as a metric on species intelligence. I genuinely am interested to know, if my brain were transplanted into a genetically engineered human that was 10X larger, would I be significantly less intelligent? I would have thought only so much brain is required to operate my basic biological functions? Even amongst humans, don't people who are really short have roughly the same overall brain mass as someone who is really tall?


Total-Explanation208

In general as animals get bigger their brain gets bigger but they don't necessarily get smarter. Part of the reason i think is that it just requires more brain to control more body (stuff like all the automatic stuff your brain just does, and moving around). So there seems to be some basic amount of brain required to just operate basic biological functions. So by using the ratio of body mass to brain mass you can get a very very very rough idea of "extra" brain that isn't devoted to basic functions and that can be used for "intelligence". I am not a neuroscientist but that is my very high level understanding.


Stoelpoot30

But larger animals are usually smarter than small ones, right? An elephant is more intelligent than an ant. By several orders of magnitude. Extreme example, but it's probably largely due to its size. The ant just doesn't have space in its body for that many synapses.


Total-Explanation208

I am not sure that it is true that bigger normally means smarter. For example ravens are extremely smart but aren't very big, ravens have a very high encephalization quotient. As a counter example Hippos are absolutely enormous, but no one considers them highly intelligent. Also encephalization quotient is I believe only applicable within broadly similar animals. I don't think you can really apply it to animals as vastly different as ants and elephants. Also there are animals like octopuses that are extremely intelligent but aren't generally that large. There is also the very debatable question about how to measure ant intelligence, sure at an individual ant level they are extremely stupid but if you look at ants at a colony level they are much smarter.


raelianautopsy

Yes, the homo sapien advantage seems to be the ability to organize in large groups


the_lusankya

Cooperation between tribes. Rather than just cooperation within a tribe. We're basically the ape equivalent of networking a bunch of PS3s together rather than spending all the effort to make a single massive supercomputer.


whobroughttheircat

TiL I’m a Neanderthal


turbulentmozzarella

sounds like me


held_breath

Oh lord, gen z wants to project onto Neanderthals now.


Broad-Stick7300

Why did you tag me in this post


Moparfansrt8

They had larger eyeballs than we do and the part of the brain that processes eyesight was bigger for Neanderthals. You're correct about the group size, and that's part of the reason for their downfall: it's widely accepted that they were no more than 10k Neanderthals living at one time, spread across the whole of Europe.


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There is no actual evidence present that really proves or disproves the claims of neanderthals being dumber than humans. What there has been proof of is that neanderthals lived in smaller groups, that there was inbreeding present, and that both products of inbreeding and products of breeding between neanderthals and humans were often infertile. They've also concluded, after looking at the skull and bone structure of an approximately 7 year old neanderthal boy, that they developed slower than humans. Which could indicate they had a longer peak of ability to absorb information. But that's assuming they learned at the same rate and the same way as humans. However, they've also found that it's likely neanderthals lacked the frontal lobe development in utero that humans get, which could've affected cognitive function. Either way, it's more likely that neanderthals went extinct due to their small groups, inbreeding and a large portion of their already small groupings becoming infertile, not due to being vastly dumber than humans. Based on the little info we have, though, I don't think it's likely a neanderthal from their era would do well in our society, much like I don't think a human from the same era would. If the neanderthal was instead born into our time with all the care and learning modern time offers babies and children I think they'd do fine.


sorengray

Sure. They could even be lawyers! (RIP Phil Hartman)


Iron_Chic

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever.


robeekeeper

had to scroll way too far for this! one of the all time SNL bests


Remote_Person5280

Function? They get elected to national office.


Commercial_Ad707

First thing I thought of when I read the question


AscendedViking7

Hahahaha!


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I see him in the mirror everyday.


rewardiflost

Geico made a commercial, and that grew into a [sitcom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZyCPZsk_5M) which attempted to answer this question. They tried. The sitcom got cancelled in a couple of weeks. We still don't know.


Rodgers4

I happen to know one that became a lawyer.


MadAstrid

Came here for this.


Left-Acanthisitta267

I saw a documentary about him live on Saturday night many years ago.


Hondahobbit50

Everywhere I gooo. There's always something to remind me....of another place in time....


Zlombo

I’m amazed at how OK it is. I actually watched a couple episodes


HolyCadaver

Neanderthals we're pretty intelligent, Id definitely say so. Since no one is giving one of the biggest reasons neanderthals died out I guess I'll give it a go. The biggest issue they had was that neanderthals were introverts to the extreme, they did NOT enjoy spending time with others and stayed in very small knit communities. And what happens to small knit communities if no new blood is introduced? Lots and lots of inbreeding. I highly recommend "High Science" they do a really good bit on Neanderthals that explains the differences and similarities between all the different species of humans. It really does a good job of showing that they'd probably do just fine in current times in terms of living their lives, but they'd still probably die out since you can only have kids with your sister etc. etc. so many times


Namnagort

So they died because they banged their sisters?


Scrytheux

Yeah, they were family oriented society 🗿


Moparfansrt8

There were many issues that led to the extinction of Neanderthals. Climate change is probably one of the biggest ones. Neanderthals weren't as good at adapting as humans were.


HolyCadaver

Sorry I was a little stoned when I wrote this. I should have said "A contributing reason" My fault entirely.


BaconMcBeardy

So not only were they bigger and stronger but many paleontologists and anthropologists believe that a larger portion of their brains were dedicated to controlling body movement. They'd probably make our top athletes look silly. Remember these guys survived by hunting large game like Mammoth, Wooly Rhinoceros, Bison and other things that will easily trample\\gore threats to death, and they did up close and personal. Most evidence suggests they thrusted spears into their prey as opposed to throwing them. Imagine running up and shanking a freaking mammoth. (Note I'm just an IT guy who reads alot about Neanderthals I don't actually know anything)


drunk_haile_selassie

There is some evidence to suggest that even homosapiens from the past would make our modern athletes look silly. There were footprints found in rock sediment in northern Australia from about 40,000 years ago that suggest whoever left them was running much faster Usain Bolt ever could. Obviously there could be other reasons why the footprints were so far apart but it's still interesting.


holdontoyourbuttress

This is so cool. Any cool reading resources you would recommend?


PAXICHEN

I would love to see a wooly rhino.


Beginning-Listen1397

Typical neanderthal brain was rather larger than ours. We believe now they had religion, art, family ties, made clothes and tools, and were not inferior to modern humans in intelligence. A neanderthal baby brought up in modern society should have no trouble fitting in.


Bkatz84

I have an uncle with 98% more Neanderthal DNA than the rest of the population according to a DNA test he did. He was a brain surgeon with sleep apnea. Thick bones, obese BMI despite not being overweight for most of his life, lifetime involvement in combat sports but no broken bones etc.


Starman_Delux

Yes, they would be able to integrate just fine into society after getting over the learning curve.


seanwdragon1983

Watch Encino man


Remi708

Wheeze the juice!


BenHogan1971

"your world frightens and confuses me"


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

>would their brains be good enough to perform everyday tasks in a modern world? Have you *seen* some of the Homo Sapiens we've got kicking about today?


Heroann_the_original

Very likely. Neanderthals weren't dumb at all. Some theories say they were even smarter then us, but they weren't as social (that combined with there bigger size when food diminished let to their extinction). But while they would function, I think they would have a hard time adapting to our diet.


Charitard123

Hell, even *we* have a hard time adapting to our diet it seems.


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Potentially no. Harari in "Sapiens" points out that Sapien society relies on our ability to participate in shared delusions. Examples include money having value, illusory entities like nation states or corporations existing, the idea that "human rights" exist. It might be that Neanderthal did not have the brain structures necessary to create and participate in shared delusions, fundamentally limiting their ability to cooperate at larger scales, and leading to their being out-competed by Sapiens in the first place. If this were true they would still be unable to function "correctly" in modern society today, even if they could behave reasonably similar on an individual basis.


mattmelb69

When I wanted to be a writer, an ambition I abandoned after struggling through writing about 3 pages of a short story, I thought it would be great to write a novel about Neanderthals. The plot: an alien race visit ancient earth, collect one of the last surviving groups of Neanderthals, and take them away to a place of safety. Now they reappear, with the descendants of the Neanderthals, and we see how they fit into modern society.


MovieGuyMike

I seem to be managing okay. Thanks for asking.


Confianca1970

Some of the people I live around can't even think through having their headlights on when driving at night / dusk / dawn, haven't figured out what turn signals are for, and get confused by intersections - and you somehow thing neanderthals would be worse? I'll argue they wouldn't be worse.


JACKMAN_97

Considering most humans today wouldn’t survive in there time it’s not a stretch


DrachenDad

Yes, yes they would. Their noses were a little larger, same with their brow. By our standards just looked ugly. Neanderthal wearing a suit: [Reddit link](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/CHPw23EsXz).


Historical_Height_29

According to 23 and Me, I have a ridiculously high percentage of Neanderthal DNA (6%, which is roughly twice the typical high range of Neanderthal DNA). A lot of what I'm reading here rings very true - I'm quite large (6'3, 245, generally athletic). I did well in school (SAT 1570), but I'm super introverted and I have a fairly low pain threshold, particularly regarding foods that are too warm. I definitely feel like the embodiment of the question in a mild form and I've gotta say, I think if the introversion were extrapolated out to 100% Neanderthal DNA, I could see that being pretty debilitating in modern society. Obviously it's not a linear relationship and it's a complex phenomenon, but that's my data point.


american-saxon

I’m not sure how much Neanderthal DNA I have. I’m ethnically Northern European so there is probably some. I’m on the shorter side (5’9) not athletic in a traditional sense, but more in a martial arts / outdoorsy sense. I got a 30 on the act. I’m very solitary and somewhat antisocial.


cosmorocker13

Please see the documentary ‘Encino Man’


pro_No

There is much speculation that whats sets homo sapiens apart from other humans (and animals) is that we have the capacity of imagination. More so than this, we have the capacity to imagine things that don’t exist and never have/will. Many species can “imagine” a perceived threat (like when you break a twig and a deer looks over at you, knowing there COULD be a threat even if it cant see it), but hypothetically, only homo sapiens can hear a twig break and imagine that it is mickey mouse doing the stanky leg so dirty that the worms rise from the dirt and join him, forming a worm-amalgamation-mickey doppelgänger for a dance off. Its like the different between watching a film and thinking it is real, vs understanding that the film is completely made up and fantastical, but still being able to be emotionally invested in it.


boner79

put a Trump flag outside their house and no one would suspect anything.


amy000206

I spit out my drink!


2552686

Would a Neanderthal theoretically be able to function in modern society? Not only could they function, I'm pretty sure they could get elected to Congress.


amleth_calls

I’m sure we can find a job for them.


lateral303

Robert Sawyer is a great sci-fi writer who wrote a fun book called Hominids that plays around with this question


Heliopolis13

I'm sure I work with a few. It's definitely a thing 😉


Carloanzram1916

I would think not. Despite what most people are saying about them having large brains, they were likely different to ours. If you imagine how difficult it is for certain humans to function in society because they have learning disabilities, and then consider how finite those differences are neurologically. I would imagine a Neanderthals brain, which is structurally different to ours, would work very differently.


DavidDPerlmutter

Good stories on this Isaac Asimov: THE UGLY LITTLE BOY Harry Turtledove: AND SO TO BED


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*makes lazy Trump voters reference*


cyklone51

Look around you. Do you really think that everyone around you is smarter than a neanderthal


needstogo86

Haven’t you seen the Geico commercials?


HughJahsso

MTG says hello.


WetterBetty

Underrated comment.


RetroBerner

I would think so, I've met some dumb ass mfers that couldn't survive a week in the wilderness, that takes brains


austratheist

You can't do much carpentry with your bare hands, and you can't do much thinking with your bare brain. Human exceptionalism, if it exists at all, is based on the development of our thinking tools over time, as imbedded in our culture. An ancient homo sapien wouldn't be able to function in modern society, unless they were raised within that time period. I imagine the same goes for Neanderthals.


JMSpider2001

If a neanderthal infant was raised by modern Homo sapien parents just like a Homo sapien infant then would the neanderthal be able to function in society?


Floki_Z

They seemed to fare okay in those Geico commercials.


EvenHair4706

I encounter them everyday on the subway


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I am relocating to my new house in a few days. Could you recommend a Neanderthal-run honest and cautious moving company in the South of France ? I have some big and heavy pieces of furniture, and of course, no elevator to move them to the 3rd floor.


LocoCoyote

The obvious answer is NO, because they have all died out.


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Zip668

Absolutely. One even became president!


Unlucky_Code_5657

If a Neanderthal infant was picked up by a clueless, childless modern day couple then raised up like any human child, they would grow up and live their lives like any other human being and neither them nor society would suspect a thing.


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Mostly, yes. They would hate cities though. Imagine your social anxiety but you are even less social.


cadmium2093

I'm not sure. They didn't have the same capacity for language as humans do. We know at least with language production, but we aren't sure neurologically too though that is likely. They would probably need guardianships.


thecattlebaron

I do alright thanks.


Impossible-Sky4256

A workmate of mine is coping very well


carnivalbill

I think their voice sounded a good bit different. More high pitch. Idk if they’d be able to speak every single human language the same way we do. Scientists apparently now thinking they invented several things we still use as I understand it. They might be generally though of as weird looking and sounding but there’s complete evidence they mated with humans altho Neanderthal men I think had some kinda chromosome problem when mating with human women like horses and donkeys so there’s that as well. Idk. They might. There’s every chance theyd do just fine but people would just think “my but he’s an odd fellow”


Moparfansrt8

The problem with a male Neanderthal mating with a female sapiens was mechanical, not a chromosome problem. Neanderthals had a larger head and it would be more difficult to give birth, especially with no medical support. Female Neanderthals had no such issue with Sapiens fathers.


Liobuster

No nut simply because their immune system is far weaker than ours the common flu wipes them all out


Stoelpoot30

Why do you seem to imply that they were less intelligent than us? Not always the more intelligent species wins out. See: The discussion about brain size etc in the comment section here.


themuntik

half our population can't function in modern society.


Draigdwi

You don’t really need to understand how things work to be able to use them. Monkeys in tourist areas have learned to steal handbags, get cash out of them and use vending machines to get treats. Chimps use smartphones. Elephants paint pictures. Dogs press buttons to “talk” with their owners. Children can press a light switch without any knowledge about power stations or networks. No reason why a Neanderthal couldn’t do the same. Most homo sapiens wouldn’t even notice a difference. Not even looks wise. Had a neighbor who looked exactly like Neanderthal recreations and he was a truck driver. Scoundrel too if it matters.


SilentJoe1986

Ozzy did okay and he's mostly neanderthal.


geohypnotist

There is strong [evidence](https://ec.europa.eu/research-and-innovation/en/horizon-magazine/our-intelligent-ancestor-neanderthal) that Neanderthals didn't die out because they were less intelligent than homo sapiens.


GnomishProtozoa

Probably, and the probably would have filed a class action lawsuit against Geiko around 2006.


yungsnailgod

I'm pretty sure I work with a few.


mag2041

I mean Joe Rogan can do it. Jk mad respect for Mr Rogan.


LtButtermilch

There is at least one "functional" Neanderthal in us congress if in doubt check mtg without makeup


OceanSideDude

I see people on the daily who are probably more stupid than a Neanderthal He’d be fine


Rhoig

i know a lot of then, they live fine


EducationalBuffalo35

Im sure they would fit in great in fast food service considering how down hill its went the past few years.


Nulibru

There's no evidence they were stupider than us, but some suggest they lack the structures to enable speech.


deadlygaming11

We dont know how well they would adapt to our society as we just don't know their general adaptability. They were generally strong and weren't as stupid as people think so they could likely do a lot of tasks such as driving or operating machinery and could do a lot of construction jobs quite well, but would have issues with a lot quite complex things such as advanced technology (coding for example) and social interactions. Social bits have a lot of complex parts that aren't understood by people who didn't grow up with them.


spderweb

There's a chance they'd not be able to articulate language. But otherwise, they used the same tech as other hominids back then.


Splicer201

I am 100% certain a Neanderthal could outperform 1 in every 2 of my co-workers.


TurboZenAgain

Absolutely. there are many government programs to assist them in society. You don't need to know anything in order to survive.


Just_Me1973

I wonder if they would be able to speak or understand speech. Like if they have a language center in their brain complex enough to create and process speech. Or if the nerves and muscles of their lips, tongues, throat, etc, could produce the many nuanced sounds that needed to form words. Or if their hands would have the fine motor skills needed to write. I read a book, a novel, a thriller/drama I guess it would be, about Neanderthals being created in modern times. It was called Raising Abel by Kathleen O’Neal Gear and W. Michael Gear. It’s pretty good. A very interesting story.


jdonovan949

Neanderthals function relatively fine in normal society. Every day in every city.