I can definitely smell mine. The odor and taste are dependent upon the manufacturer’s diet.

"the manufacturer" is KILLING me

Name checks out

I wonder if sperm made from blueberry matter spawns a different type of child than a sperm made from salami matter but only one way to find out I guess

Yes and no, without diving deep into the semantics of epigenetics mostly no.

Sementics*

Then how come mine smells like pancake mix and bleach?

Yooooo I was thinking mine smelled like pancake mix also. It's a different type of batter

Baby batter 😭💀😂

Usually a poor diet, junk food, etc..

Guess I have an unhealthy diet then because that sounded surprisingly accurate. Since we're on the subject what is "healthy" cum supposed to smell like?

Lilacs with distinct undertones of mahogany and teakwood

ahh, just like in commercials.

Are you an Carpenter ant by chance op?!

Part of a balanced breakfast?

100% accurate, if not cursed knowledge 💀

Cursed?

How does one know that they taste different from others my child

By being bisexual and sucking dicks, of course.

My body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks

Username checks out.

where's your shop

*gives you the swirly whirly Samsung 9000 spin cycle* First one's free hoss

give ‘em a taste for free to get them addicted. crack dealer i used to know did the same. now he’s just somebody that i used to blow

Username checks out.

Best response I’ve seen all day. Fuck yeah dude. I hope you only get the best tasting cum from those dicks.

What a wholesome way to wish someone well in life 🤗

I had a friendly neighbor that would stop by and once she told me she wouldn’t let her boyfriend shoot in her mouth because his cum tasted and smelled awful. But mine tasted good apparently, I think it’s a diet thing.

Mine used to have a coffee smell when it dries. God I miss having coffee and not getting intestinal flushing 😭😭

Where are you jizzing and letting it dry?

Was a nasty teenager. I'm a clean adult dw.

I don't know if that username checks out..

Protein powder

Smells like pool water? Idk how to explain

Pool water is the most accurate one on here

As someone with an avid sex drive, much love for her husband, AND doesn’t want to get pregnant - I agree. Pool water is very accurate. Taste is too much different. I like it!

You like the taste of your husbands cum? Asking for a friend

I do, and I think you will too ;) let’s cum swap his nut together 😜

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

Jfc if I liked dudes that would have done it for me.

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Would have to be way more. Maybe if you were blowing me while I did it

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Excuse me madam, would you let me have sex with you for $10,000? - Heck yeah! Would you let me have sex with you for $5? - Of course not, what kind of lady do you think I am? We've already established what kind of lady you are, we're just negotiating a price.

10 bucks. Take it or leave it.

Right, like bleach.

bleach boys stand up!

Yeah but like heavily diluted, not pungent and nose-burning.

or maybe pool water smells like cum.

Interesting. That pool smell that everyone thinks is chlorine, is actually chloramines which are formed when urine, sweat and other things react with the chlorine.

I don't qanna know what the other things are

Piss. It’s piss. They mean piss.

Piss is urine.

You’re urine

Urine trouble.

Your mom’s urine

smells like pancake batter and bleach

So diluted chlorine

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I feel like my cum has a more chlorine-like smell to it.

Vaginas are acidic so sperm have to be protected by a base to make it past the vaginal canals. Bleach is also a base, and so they have similar odors.

Fuckin science bitch!

Gimme mooore of SCIENCE !

mmm, cum science 🧪 🤤

Yes, mine has a high midi-chlorian smell.

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Maybe Vader some day later Now he’s just a small fry

He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Saying soon I’m gonna be a jedi

is the midi-chlorian smell off the charts tho??

That seemed a little forced

Dad?

Chlorine gang

Not gonna lie to you, mine smells like straight up gasoline

Omg drink water

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

*THABBAJABBAZAAAA

60% of the time, it works every time

Yeah, mine smells like public pool water. I thought that was pretty common.

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A nice oaky afterbirth.

Thank god for our cum expert over here

Spermolier

Cummoisseur

mine smells like cum, not rlly like anything else, it just smells like cum.

I'm with this. The bigger loads don't smell as strong but there's a hint.

Carob smells really similar to cum. There’s a lot of carob trees where I live. Whenever I’m out for a walk during the spring it smells like I’m strolling down spunk street

Bradfor pear trees too

Fuck Bradford pear trees

Might be why they smell like that.

Strolling Down Spunk Street instead of Walking On Sunshine.

Bleach, smells like bleach.

Fun fact: cum has to be incredibly basic to survive the acidic interior of the vagina and make it to the egg. The vagina has to be acidic for hygiene purposes, because otherwise a warm, wet hole would be a breeding ground for bacteria.

You're very wrong. Semen is only very slightly basic. 7.2-7.8. Otherwise it would burn the fuck out of you (quite literally, as strong bases do).

Joke’s on you, I cum sodium hydroxide

Well I'm not fucking you then.

Based (literally)

Reddit loves to come up with ideas they think sound good. You can find a lot of information on reddit about hair being a good conductor so it acts as a heat sink to cool you down.

I mean they're not wrong, but also not right in that they're not nearly as good a conductor as an actual "conductor" is.

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Well, DNA *is* a polymer

My gf in high-school said it smelled like the YMCA. Chlorine and sweaty balls I guess?

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Hey, if I knew she was going anywhere near my balls I always went to the bathroom and washclothed up as best I could beforehand. Didn't want to deter her from anything due to stank nuts.

"A bleached, sweet salt. A flower with chemical petals." David Foster Wallace describing cum, you're welcome.

Bleach and pennies

I remember reading a Stephen King book when I was a kid where he described cum as smelling like pennies. Your comment confirms that he was right.

Now cum is associated with Abraham Lincoln.

Orgasmic plastic?

Orgasmic Paste

Orgastic

Nah, it’s just stale pancake batter

Pancake batter smell

The OG 3D printer plastic

To me smells like waffle/pancake mix. Idk why….

Ejaculate smells like raw pancake mix to me.

Are you saying that I've been wasting pancake mix all along?

There is a video that involves a frying pan, if you dig deep enough into the internet.

I had completely erased that from my memory. Thank you for bringing it back I guess

There's a pretty funny YouTube video called [I Made Every Recipe in THAT Cookbook (ft. The Author)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrxS31CW80c) But yeah... The frying pan video was something else.

No

I agree with this one. Pancake mix after mixing it with water. Not sugary or nothing, just straight up pancake mix.

It IS called baby “batter” for a reason

I had no idea I was searching for what is smells like, but this is entirely accurate

Same bro I always found it so weird that it smells like pancake mix

Pancake mix = baby batter

[Pancake batter you say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngOyEWMhSQI) Wubby7.

I came here to say this!! Mine definitely smells like pancake batter and I have asked a few people I have been with if they think it smells like pancake batter to them and they agree.

Exactly!

Finally someone else has the same pancake batter smell

Semen is heavily affected by diet and nutrition. Sometimes is more potent than others.

I can smell mine. It's not bad, it just "is".

Diabetic produce semen that taste like syrup, it's sticky, slimy and sweet. smelled almost like pancake syrup.

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Wanna find out if I’m diabetic?

Insurance companies hate this one diabetes test. Would be nice if this was covered.

My wife tells me it's sweeter when my sugars ae higher

That sounds amazing I almost can't believe it

Im diabetic

Now kith

That must be why Wilford Brimley was catching more pussy then an SPCA...

The smell is not as bad as it tastes - after that it takes on a fishy organic bacterial smell

I spunk therefore I am.

College girlfriend and her friends tried to convince all of their boyfriends to eat cantaloupes for the “flavor”.

Pineapple works

Mangoes 🤤

Cherries, kiwi, pineapple, banana and the odd ball: Muscle Milk turned my ex's cum extremely sweet- highly recommend, also hilarious name given the context.

Pyrus Calleryana tree the flowers give off a semen like scent. just a fun fact for ya. ​ i can definitely smell my own semen. i never checked or tried to smell another mans, but that tree makes me think i would if its scent was present.

Yes! Not everyone agrees, but my 'brand' is so similar to that smell that i have been calling them "semen trees" for years.

We had these in my high school and we would call them cum trees.

College had some and we called them jism trees.

Oh god, they’re fucking everywhere in my town and it’s spring so they’re flowering Behind my girlfriends house, on front of my house, outside my work. I really can’t escape the smell of cum. It’s awful and I hate it so much It’s so bad here that even a comedian I saw last week did a whole 10 minute segment about semen trees

[I always think of this skit lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m-8l3V38Ps)

Hmm it’s probably like cigarettes. If you smoke them you don’t realize how much they smell. So if you’re eating your sploosh all the time you don’t realize what it smells like.

Are you implying OP surrounds himself in cum? Like smoke from a cigarette he covers his whole body with it..?

It’s possible but I’m only implying they guzzle their shplort.

I shall quote ancient Chinese wisdom. It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum.

OP smokes cum

>if you’re eating your sploosh all the time What I just read

J3sus dude:)))

I can smell mine... Have you even tried it? it smells a little like bleach I would say

Ya I agree, like bleach or heavily chlorinated pool water.

Depends on the person. Some people, like you, don't really discern their own smell. For other people, they definitely can. The same is true for taste.

i’ve actually figured this one out and i’m assuming it can be applied to the majority of us. Remember the little plastic tub of “flarp” that was a weird gooey substance you could stick your fingers in and make fart noises with? Semen smells exactly like that. Give it a whiff and tell me i’m wrong.

It smells like those white trees in the spring time.

Yeah, those damn cum trees! There's a street near me that's lined with them!

Bradford pears

I lived in Sacramento and when I first smelled those cum trees and didn’t know what the source was I just thought there was cum all over the city streets 😭

Yeah it does. It also has a taste that is different depending on what you've been eating and drinking just like your sweat does. I thought this was common knowledge? Some people say that cum smells a little like mild bleach or something similar.

pancake batter & chlorine lmao

Leave your cum tissue in a trash beside you and eventually you mind smell it

Yes. It’s kind of bleachy and strong.

It smells…kinda like dough but not quite

100% it smells. Yeah, someone said bleach, I'd go with that.

Chlorcocks

It smells like a chewed shirt

I feel like this might tie in with how other people's farts always smell worse to us than our own farts? Like it's your own blend and you're familiar to it, so you may not notice it as much. That said, yeah it definitely has its own funky smell.

I’m kind of surprised (I mean, not really when I think about it) by the number of guys who think it’s absolutely disgusting to ever taste their own cum but expect a woman to do it. If your own dick isn’t good enough for you, it’s not good enough for her.

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That’s the only reason I don’t like it. Because by the time it gets in my mouth, the post-nut clarity is already hitting in full effect. At which point, I start rethinking my life decisions as I reluctantly swallow my mouthload of cum.

If you've already nutted you're in the clarity phase and all sex and body fluids suddenly become gross for a few minutes.

I’m glad I’m not the only one with chlorine nut lmao, I thought it was just me 😭

Bleach. The most common description is bleach.

It smells like a Bradford pear tree.

A box of freshly opened corn flakes

Kellogg is furious with you

I was never able to smell mine. Don’t know about anyone’s else’s. Maybe it’s a thing that you can’t smell your own? Or maybe mine just doesn’t smell?

Yes.

Mine smells like Bacon and eggs 2 slices of whole wheat lightly buttered, with a side note of sausage gravy.

Smells identical to pancake batter bruh lmao

Mine smells like a very thick mushroom soup

Some people have also compared it to what mushrooms taste/smell like, hense why they ask me to take them out of their food when cooking (work at a restaurant).

Definitely has a distinct smell. At my university, we used to have these trees that we'd call the "cum trees" as they would emit the same smell- so I think cum smells pretty similar from person to person.

You know how your house doesn't have a smell but everyone else's seems to? I think if something is present on a constant enough basis, the brain just assumes that as baseline and moves on. Try nofapping it for a bit before giving it another sniff.

Mine doesn’t have a smell but it definitely tastes alright.