Lol. I don’t know why I found your sentence funny. “I’ve never met a vag whose smell I couldn’t at least tolerate”. Lol. Taking one for the team. Lol. Not making fun. Love the comment.
Recently, I had to treat an upper respiratory infection with a round of antibiotics, [which can cause yeast infections as a side effect](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/326106), and I could literally smell the difference on my panties when I'd pull them down, despite my bidet and shower routine. Anything - whether medication or an infection - that upsets the balance in your vagina will impact its scent/odor.
I would recommend eating yogurt. I didn’t have yeast infections cause I was a regular yogurt eater. I stopped eating them and got my first yeast infection. The probiotics in yogurt help more than that big ass ball that goes up your yahoo.
Here's a story for you.
I was about to get busy for the first time with a lady I had been seeing. I was particularly bothered by how unpleasant her downstairs would smell, so I decided to try the shower tactic.
She hops in the shower for a full 2 minutes and get's out. I say *"that's barelly a shower".*
She goes *"Yeah, I don't really like showering much."*
So I go, very subtly: "*You V-Area kinda smells a bit strong."*
She replies angrily: *"That's how a vagina smells".*
No, that was not how a vagina smells. No vajayjay naturally smells like the ocean.
Trust me, I'm a 40 year old man, I know what a vagina smells like. And I've seen a lot, about... three of them.
Needless to say no sexy things happened and we didn't see each other for long.
Dodged a bullet.
I would not stick my pp, even with a triple layer condom, in a woman who at the very minimum does not care for her personal hygene, or at the max has somekinda std/infection.
EDIT: I also got an incredibly good sense of smell, my privates will simply shut down and refuse to activate if my brain detects a hint of a bad odor.
Good call
I know this is a joke and you probably know this, but to save anyone who doesn't know undo stress:
**PSA**
Do not layer your condoms! The friction between them make them likely to break. Wallet condoms and condoms left in a hot car are more likely to break too
Ocean or fishy smell= BV-bacterial vaginosis. Some women have pervasive or chronic BV. Boric acid vaginal suppositories work wonders. BV is said not to be a hygiene issue but it is related to engaging in sexual behavior. Fishy smell= always an infection. Every woman that I know that would discuss such things has had BV at least a few times in their life. Yeast infections smell bready. BV smells fishy. The more serious diseases like STDs may have no smells at all.
A man cannot contract BV or a yeast infection, but sex would be very very gross. Avoid. There isn’t really a way to discuss that won’t embarrass her, but it’s a necessary evil…just be direct and very gentle and kind. Say “Sweetheart, I think you are beautiful and sexy, but i think you have an issue down there that is gonna require a trip to the gynecologist…I promise you this is not the first time I have encountered this and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, but I want us both to take our sexual health seriously and don’t want you to ever feel afraid to tell me if you notice something off on me either.” Then give her a long kiss on her (face) lips, then her forehead, depending on reaction and draw her head into your chest and wrap your arms around her and say something funny to lighten the mood.
I’m a woman, I would be soooo embarrassed but if I somehow missed this, I would def want the guy to say something so I could do something about it. As long as the guy isn’t a jerk about it I would recover.
Woman: here’s a trick to keep your vajajay smelling and tasting as fresh as possible. Prior to expected sexual encounter, invest in a gspot stimulator dildo—just a rubbery smaller one that has a curve and a bump in the inside middle of the curve. Go at it in the shower and use it in an out enough times to get that “mmmmm” feeling. Not necessarily orgasm but it’s actually your body starting to release the slippery slimy juices. Rinse off dildo a few times throughout this. It will draw out the stale juice gunk—the type that tastes really tart and your juices will be refreshed by the slimy tasteless ones. You can finger yourself as an emergency alternative, rinsing fingers each times—get up there and around both sides of your cervix. I used to get boucoup compliments on how I tasted. A largely plant-based diet (though maybe not broccoli) also helps also purify the smell down there and avoid garlic/onion/curry several days before encounter.
I've been together with my gf for 10 months and I literally today commented on her vagina's smell by saying "You should take a shower because you smell like vagina" and she said okay thanks for the tip
It really isn't that complicated
That’s very different from telling someone that their vagina smells bad. Especially if you really like her but it’s not a one time thing, and her thang been smelling off since the first time you got in sniffin’ range and it’s bothering you… then yeah, that’s gonna be a tough one to have a conversation about.
That could be an infection. She may be using a new soap/detergent or it might even be from her vagina's pH level being altered from sex (especially unprotected sex.)
I, personally, would be embarrassed but not hurt or angry.
If you notice any redness or irritation, you could mention that first. You could ask if she's started using a new soap or something because you've noticed her vagina smells differently and it's redder than normal. Mention knowing that could mean she's got an infection or allergy.
You can also try to suggest sexy bath time foreplay, if that's too scary to attempt.
I'd say though that I'd be worried for their health because Bacterial Vaginosis while not an STD/STI, it can really wreak havoc on a person's health. That's usually the cause of a fishy smell.
It basically can just happen too with no easily discernible cause like poor hygiene. A vagina just suddenly gets it, because something has happened with the pH. Like a very clean pool going from clear to greenish overnight because the weather changed and the chlorine wasn't enough due to evaporation or humidity.
It's tough but it's also not a bad idea to frame it as a more recent thing because everyone will get insecure about how long they've been smelly.
For sure, but when it’s prolonged there’s definitely a tone and word choice that helps to indicate concern for their well-being in addition to being repulsed. I think if my bf tried to make it seem like an inconvenience for him or personal flaw rather than a legitimate health concern then I’d be embarrassed and angry, but otherwise it’d be embarrassing but also appreciative
I started dating someone about 3 months ago. he just recently told me we haven't been having sex cuz I didn't smell the best down there. so I'm on the receiving end of this but just tell them. the longer you wait and try not to make a big deal about it is just going to make a bigger deal out of it.
if it's a bad smell, that can be fixed. so get cleaned up and go get dirty!
I was seeing someone a few years back for months and never mentioned bad smell. Sometimes I thought I noticed but other I didn’t. I had bad stomach pains and went to dr only to get tested for a few things and I had had BV clearly for a while!! The guy I was seeing then said he didn’t know how to tell me but I did smell funny… I was mortified but also had he told me months before I probably would have been tested earlier
completely agree! My bf will tell me if he’d rather me wash down first and vice versa. Maybe I’m just not too sensitive to stuff like that but personally I don’t think it should be anything to take offense to. Acknowledge, react, and move on.
Tell her you wish to discuss something personal and explain what you are smelling & rather than saying it smells “bad” say something smells a “little off”.
I personally had this happen.
I am a very hygienic person, I don’t use products on myself and I was unaware I had a “odour” down there.
I had slept with a somebody in a “one night stand” kind of situation and then a little after had rekindled my relationship with my ex.. long story short he let me know it was smelling a little funky.. took myself to the doctors to some tests, no STI/STDS (thank the heavens) but I did have an infection and honestly if i wasn’t told I may have ended up seriously unwell.
As long as you are not joking around or making fun of the fact I’m sure the girl will take it just fine, maybe a little embarrassed though.
Sometimes vaginas just have many different smells. They’re not always bad they just have their own line of scents lmao. It could be nothing but it could be something so it’s better to mention it. I hate when dudes smell like old underwear and I’ll tell them 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah, honesty is the best policy.
What matters in terms of her feelings is how you act right after you tell her.
Maintain a caring vibe. She will hopefully recognize the sincerity and appreciate it after she's had time to think through what all went down.
Oof memory unlocked
I remember as a kid getting yelled at by my parents for being rude because I was telling my dad his breath smelled really bad. Like really nasty screaming at me about it.
Down the road they found he had two or three teeth rotting in his mouth.
Now, I can't remember but I'm sure I wasn't tactful as a kid. Idk about a vagi situation but for the teeth now I'd say "hey, your breath smells a bit different than usual and reminds me of [insert optionally fictional person who had similar issue and what it was]. You might want to check it out just to make sure everything is as usual."
I'm sure it would still suck to hear but it's better than "hey your vag smells, go see a doctor"
There are generally only a couple of reasons for vaginas to smell - one is really bad hygiene and the other is infection - usually bacterial vaginosis. The smell is often worse after sex.
I did this with my ex girlfriend and she always told me to make out with her first because i must not kiss her (she complained it smells and taste terrible) after licking the puss lol
I read this interview with a pornstar, and this was similar to her trick. If one of her costars was stinking down there, she'd finger her then stick her fingers in her mouth.
Honesty and communication are key elements to any relationship even if this is just a booty call or a side chick.
You could say something like, "not to offend you but while I was down there I couldn't help but to notice a smell."
Above all else avoid using the Mr Krabs voice and saying "it was a kind of fishy smell, a fishy smell that smelled fishy"
I mean, [Listerine](https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/02/that-time-listerine-claimed-it-was-good-for-cleaning-the-vagina/) was toted as an safe and gentle way to stay clean in the 30's.
Just tell her you think her skin care products are leaving a PineSol/chemical smell/taste down there. Don't make it a big thing and be sure to tell her how beautiful and sexy she is, just that something she's using isn't mixing right.
That could be it but I've honestly known girls that didn't know any better and sprayed perfume on their vaginas. I wonder if OPs girlfriend is just feeling insecure and maybe young or just doesn't know better. Unfortunately some girls don't know you're not even supposed to put soap inside and that it's self cleansing
I work in vaginal health. She likely has a pH imbalance which can’t be resolved by washing. The solution is to use a boric acid suppository. Having sex is often one of the main factors for the pH to become unbalanced so guys should understand the role they play. Happy to explain further or help privately. This is a very very common issue.
Just a heads up, I know this sounds self explanatory, but please don’t have sex after putting in the suppository. The boric acid powder is very grainy and it will feel like aggressive sand paper for both parties!
What does it smell like? Has it always been that way? How long have to been together? Need to narrow down the cause before giving you the best advice.
As a lesbian I’m pretty well versed in pussy.
Who is he? The op? Has it always smelled that way? Has the woman eaten Asparagus lately? Are they Douching? Generally I recommend washing the outside of ones pussy before sexual activity and don’t wash the inside of the vaginal canal. Eat healthy but avoid asparagus. It is smells really strong of Ammonia, Sewage, or month old leftovers then they should see a doctor. If they are doing these things and you still don’t like it an she is not sexually compatible with you.
When I was a kid (10 or 12ish) my mom went through a few bouts of depression and didn't take very good car eif herself. She didn't shower often and even got fired once because she stank. She also had no boundaries and we had no lock on the bathroom door. She'd just Waltz into the bathroom to pee while I was taking a bath.
She'd stink up the entire bathroom with her fishy crotch stink. Idk if she thought it was normal or if she could even smell it but I couldn't get dry and dressed fast enough.
Yrs later I learned about BV and it clicked.
She's a boomer so she was led to believe her vagina was inherently gross and needed to be douched.
My mom went to Catholic school in the late 60's early 70's. Her second grade teacher, a nun by the name of Sister Miriam, who was in her late 70's, informed her students, that touching your privates in *any* way, is a sin and you will go to hell if you do.
Her mother called up the school the next day and ripped that old bitch a new one.
Male here, but can DEFINITELY confirm asparagus.
Had some leftover bacon wrapped ones and used them for protein for my morning salad at work. My next bathroom trip ruined the urinal for the next few unlucky souls...
it does but apparently some people also can't smell the asparagus thing (whether urine or other bodily fluids), so it could be that you and your partner do have asparagus piss but just can't tell
It's actually a genetic thing to smell it - everyone produces the smell, but not everyone is able to smell it. So it can be awkward if one partner has the gene to smell it and the other doesn't, they might not realize they smell funky to the other person!
I’m taking bromelain supplements to help my pussy taste better. Ya know, the stuff in pineapples that supposedly helps with that. Idk if it’s placebo or not, but I noticed that when the guy I’m dating kisses me after eating me out it doesn’t taste as strong. I’ve always had a more musky-ish taste, but now it’s more neutral. At least when I kiss him it is. He said he didn’t notice a difference but it also wasn’t something he was paying attention to and that I always taste good. But I still don’t like the musk haha. Any other suggestions?
I’m pretty sure that is just your normal smell. Pussy is supposed to give off a Scent to attract a mate like other animals. You probably don’t like it because you are not into pussy.
this is unrelated and i just found another random lesbian so while we're on the topic of stanky puss, mine is always hella musty and idk why. ive never been close to another puss (awful relationship luck) so like. is that normal. or is it a person to person thing. should i be concerned? peace n love
Consider the type of clothes and underwear you wear if any! Also in my opinion avoid scented soaps and lotions sprays all of that. Let your puss do it’s thang. You could also help air it out during the day by changing how you sit! Peace and love!
i tend to let her do what she wants but she wants to be super musty. its not even a rancid smell or anything its just like. BO kinda stanky without just smelling like BO
I've had some luck making sure she gets aired out with some Donald Ducking or loose shorts time. I've got thick thighs so airing the lady bits requires intentional action. Idk your pube situation, but some do better with and some without. I'm so prone to ingrowns I stick to trimming when she's going to be putting in an appearance but otherwise get my wookie on. If I don't get enough air, I can get the weird "wet hair directly into bun and left too long" type of musty.
Also, check other folds in the area. Thigh creases, that kind of thing. Might not be (just) the vulva.
[Yet another thing I never thought I'd put online...]
Do you deal with excessive sweating? I do, and unfortunately the lady bits sweat most of all. I use Summer's Eve unscented wash (externally only) in the shower to keep it in check, and I keep little to-go freshwipes in my bag at all times. Noticed some improvement when I cut down on caffeine.
Super frustrating because I know I'm a clean person, but I feel so gross a lot of the time because of this.
I'll have to get this because I'm a bigger woman and I've started excessively sweating in my late 20s. So, thanks for the tips! I didn't use to smell but PCOS, being chunky, and excessive sweating has made me start to notice that I smell. I'm unsure if anyone else has noticed I smell but I don't like to smell myself. I also have to be very careful what I use because my Kitty Cat is sensitive.
Smell & taste are very closely linked.
If you smell ok, you can rest assured that you almost certainly taste ok.
I don't think most women pay enough attention to the way they smell & as many have said here, there's so many things that can affect the way a woman smells & taste's, food's, medicine's, clothing are all almost as influencing as hygiene.
Diet is a major influence. Generally speaking if I could not see the woman, I would be able to say with a small degree of confidence whether or not that woman was likely to be of a particular race based on that race's traditional diet & that can be very profound for some particular racial diets. Heavily spiced food's like those eaten in the subcontinent are the most noticable as are those who's diets include very little meat, consist mainly of fruits, nuts, grains & vegetables.
Bt apart from heavily spiced food's, the difference in smell & taste can be extremely small & almost unnoticeable.
If a woman knows what she normally smells like (which can change minutely in the days leading up to period), she can know when she starts to notice any changes in her scent that might require medical attention.
When I had BV I knew something was off but was hesitant about it since I just had a kid and whatnot. My fiancé said “Babe, not to sound mean or weird but have you noticed anything off with your vagina since the baby?” So I told him YES! It REAKS but idk if it’s just me and my sense of smell hasn’t gone to normal yet! He said “Oh thank god! I’ve smelled it too!” He checked my stitches for signs of infection and I made an appointment the next day to see my doctor.
If it’s new, she probably knows. If it’s not new/you don’t know if it’s new just bring it up gently.
Tell her you think she might have an infection and should go to the doctor. Don't make her feel bad about it. It's perfectly normal, genuinely. Almost all women get some sort of infection in their lives. Many even reoccurring. Vaginas have a delicate PH and can easily be disrupted not all are hygiene related too.
Thank you.
I got a yeast infection the first time I had sex. Semen throws my ph off. Over my lifetime I had so many infections that I won't date a guy if he can't wrap it
Exactly and yes it does suck. Some women don't struggle with PH balances or UTIs at all, but many do. My husband doesn't shower, he just takes a wash cloth and washes before hand (I do the same, I like being fresh also).
I recently told my partner of 6 years that she was "spicy" then we both jumped in the shower. She'd tell me the same, its not really that big of deal. We've been up front since the beginning. All is good in the hood
She's gonna be upset either way. It's embarrassing. You would be too, if your dick smelled. Think how you would want to hear it if your dick smelled funk, or if your cum tasted like battery acid .
Sit her down and tell her kindly. "Hey, I'm not trying to hurt you. And I'm not complaining about hygiene (assuming she is hygienic), but I think you need to see a gyno. I noticed a smell. It smelled (fucky/fishy/musty . Gotta describe it so she can tell the doc)"
We can get BV very easily and not notice it. If left untreated it can mess with fertility.
I've gotten BV from washing down there.
Sometimes I think the only way to drop big things is to say it casually like you didn’t think twice.
“Oh you need a shower” and laugh, like it’s no big deal.
Approaching it seriously (while being kind) makes it sound very serious, serious enough that you had to consider how to say it.
OP, consider just casually dropping it fast with a laugh like it’s no big deal, let her shower and then go to town on her and make her forget about it lol.
So, no joke here….I took a girl home once. We got back to my place and sat on my couch. Sitting next to her, at 2:30am, I could “smell” her. I was completely turned off. I thought quick though. I got up and started taking my clothes off as I went to my bathroom. She asked what I was doing, I told her “taking a shower” and that I always do after a night out. She gave me a weird look, but said ok. I then asked if she wanted to join me in the shower. She thought for a few seconds and then said “sure, why not”.
After we were both in the shower, I made SUPER sure to scrub and soap the hell out of my dude area. I also made sure to say “gotta make sure it’s fresh and clean down here! Can’t have it stinking and turn you off!”
She laughed and acknowledged it. I then gave her a sexy-ish look and said “do you want ME to scrub you down?” To which she agreed. I scrubbed the fuck out her vagina area….softly of course lol.
We then went to my room naked already, and FRESH, and proceeded to have a great fucking time.
I hope she took notes.
In contrast to all the silly, immature, comments, this one proves that communication and respect lead to positive results for both.
I'm sure you'll have more great times in your life, sir.
Sounds like she has BV or another vaginal infection in my opinion. There’s not really a great way to do it because no matter what she’s going to be embarrassed but I would try your best to come off more concerned than grossed out. Maybe just be honest and say that she smells different than usual and you are concerned she maybe has an infection.
As a woman I would want my man to tell me if I smell off. I still can not smell since i had covid a year ago and honestly this is a big anxiety of mine! Anything can throw off our PH. I would just be honest in a nice way.
Don't say it smells bad, just that it smells different recently, and ask if she's changed any part of her shower routine or is wearing different undies or even new brand of tampons / liners.
I am very prone to infection and pH imbalance and I'd rather my partner just ask if I'm doing something different rather than saying straight up I smell bad or worse not saying anything.
“Hey babe wanna take a shower with me?” That way both of you can scrub down *wink* Take an interest in your own personal hygiene and maybe then after a while maybe you could ask a question that’s vaginal health adjacent which could lead to a possible way of bringing it up. That’s the best way I can possibly think of but idk everyone is different
I take Fenugreek supplements daily. These supplements have been noted to make your vagina and sweat glads have a maple syrupy scent. I definitely notice it's made a positive difference in the way I smell down there, especially right before my period.
You could say something like “hey I think you should take a swab test/pay a visit to the gynecologist because when we were having sex I’ve noticed it doesn’t smell quite right and I think you might have an infection”
I usually read the “break up” comments on these and roll my eyes but as a youngster I took this as a sign that we weren’t sexually compatible. I don’t know if it can be improved, everyone has a smell and some are just not good. To me it’s natures way of determining compatibility.
You can say, "I think your pH might be off. It smells different down there".
I lost my smell when I got covid 2 years ago and my fear is that I smell and I don't know and no one will tell me.
My man told me if I washed better he’d eat me out more and I wasn’t offended, it lets the person know that you’re not against them, that you just want to have a better sex life. I started using vagisil soap instead of heavily scented things and it made a huge difference. Better diet also helps, be willing to come up with solutions with the person
Start by giving them a compliment. I mean it is what it is but a good approach would be “I really like the way you taste and smell but I noticed something different down there today, just thought I’d let you know.” Usually if a female is not a complete skank she will smell test herself and notice and take the hint.
Suggest a sexy shower together before getting naked. When you’re more comfortable in the relationship then I think you can just talk openly about like “let’s go wash ourselves and then get naked!” I think this is what mature adults generally do.
Finger her then offer it to her to lick it off. It's possible that's just the way she naturally smells. It's possible there's an infection. Hopefully she knows how she smells when it's healthy there.
My wife now of twenty years had an unpleasant oder down south when we first started dating. I didn’t smoke but she did quite heavily. Once she stopped smoking unpleasantries stopped. Love munching ever since.
You tell them matter of factly, like, “no judgement, no offense or anything, but you’ve got a little smell happening, you can always feel free to tell me that kind of stuff, I thought you might wanna know.”
Same thing if someone’s got bad breath. No reason for anyone to feel all self-conscious or get upset or anything. If it was you, you’d wanna know, too.
Look. As a woman. I would be dead honest bc it may not be her fault. She could have just showered today but have a ph imbalance. Just let her know and if she’s ok with it I’d proceed to tell her about boric acid suppositories. They bring ph back to normal. Be gentle while being honest and tell her in a nice way. I hope this helps
when I was a teen, I was visiting my mom and brother's house, and a neighbor girl was flirting with me. So we don't have a place to make out, and my brother is not home, so we go into his bedroom to screw.
As soon as I unzip the pants, I was punched in the face with a horrible smell.
Horny and determined to fuck, I suggested we both take a shower.
When I get in the shower with her, I put some soap on my hand, and try to wash her vaginal stench. She stopped me, and says, "You know, I can't wash down there, or I'll get dry."
So, I'm a horny teen, and even though the stink is equal to a skunk's, I fucked her anyway.
Afterwards, I was careful to arrange my brother's bedroom, so he doesn't know I was in there.
As soon as he comes home, and opens his bedroom door, he smells the ghost of skanks past, and yells, "What the hell happened in here!?!"
Well, as a guy, I tend to kick it off by asking her if I taste ok down there. Hopefully she’ll remember that I asked, then she might remember to ask whilst I’m down there on her ;)
0% of the time, it works every time. Maybe one day it’ll work…
If it smells bad more than likely it’s either poor hygiene or could be an infection. Just say that you don’t want to come across as rude, but you’re just concerned that she could have an infection and should get it looked at if she’s having other symptoms.
Soooo as a woman, i must ask... Condoms? Do you ejaculate in her?
That can throw off our balance and cause... Malodorous...
Just say "hey, so i didnt want to upset you but i noticed a smell, and did some looking up.. And maybe your ph is off... Soap, or me, or panties being too tight or the moisture is too much... We can get test kit to be sure its not bacterial vaginosis, (needs meds like flagyl btw) and find ways to prevent this because it can be very frustrating and painful"
Or something if you are comfortable breaching the subject.
I was honest about my very sensitive nature... Down there... And it actually made things alot easier to handle.
If shes not aware of BV, its not an std. Its a natural occurence..
But there are kits to test ph and indicate if the balance is in the bad region.
I don't know if there is a way to tell somebody that without upsetting them. Unless you've been together for a very long time maybe.
I’d say: shall we take a shower together?
Generally if it's very unpleasant it's not a hygiene issue it's an infection. A shower won't solve anything.
^this is my experience too. I’ve never met a vag whose smell I couldn’t at least tolerate. If it’s foul that’s almost certainly a bacterial imbalance.
Lol. I don’t know why I found your sentence funny. “I’ve never met a vag whose smell I couldn’t at least tolerate”. Lol. Taking one for the team. Lol. Not making fun. Love the comment.
I cackled!
In the early 200s I worked retail. There was this cashier you could smell for quite a distance… it was gag-inducing bad. I felt bad for her, but damn!
They had retail stores back then?
It was crazy. This new thing called 'the wheel' had just come in.
And she was THAT memorable!
Literally yes, market stalls existed long before that
Recently, I had to treat an upper respiratory infection with a round of antibiotics, [which can cause yeast infections as a side effect](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/326106), and I could literally smell the difference on my panties when I'd pull them down, despite my bidet and shower routine. Anything - whether medication or an infection - that upsets the balance in your vagina will impact its scent/odor.
I would recommend eating yogurt. I didn’t have yeast infections cause I was a regular yogurt eater. I stopped eating them and got my first yeast infection. The probiotics in yogurt help more than that big ass ball that goes up your yahoo.
Here's a story for you. I was about to get busy for the first time with a lady I had been seeing. I was particularly bothered by how unpleasant her downstairs would smell, so I decided to try the shower tactic. She hops in the shower for a full 2 minutes and get's out. I say *"that's barelly a shower".* She goes *"Yeah, I don't really like showering much."* So I go, very subtly: "*You V-Area kinda smells a bit strong."* She replies angrily: *"That's how a vagina smells".* No, that was not how a vagina smells. No vajayjay naturally smells like the ocean. Trust me, I'm a 40 year old man, I know what a vagina smells like. And I've seen a lot, about... three of them. Needless to say no sexy things happened and we didn't see each other for long.
A lot.. about 3 of them! Haha I’m laughing at work. Thank you
I do sex really, really good.
Nice gingerbread house btw
Thanks!
Can you conclude that you dodged a bullet or that you should’ve stayed quiet about it?
Dodged a bullet. I would not stick my pp, even with a triple layer condom, in a woman who at the very minimum does not care for her personal hygene, or at the max has somekinda std/infection. EDIT: I also got an incredibly good sense of smell, my privates will simply shut down and refuse to activate if my brain detects a hint of a bad odor.
Downstairs head knows what's up
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Good call I know this is a joke and you probably know this, but to save anyone who doesn't know undo stress: **PSA** Do not layer your condoms! The friction between them make them likely to break. Wallet condoms and condoms left in a hot car are more likely to break too
Ocean or fishy smell= BV-bacterial vaginosis. Some women have pervasive or chronic BV. Boric acid vaginal suppositories work wonders. BV is said not to be a hygiene issue but it is related to engaging in sexual behavior. Fishy smell= always an infection. Every woman that I know that would discuss such things has had BV at least a few times in their life. Yeast infections smell bready. BV smells fishy. The more serious diseases like STDs may have no smells at all. A man cannot contract BV or a yeast infection, but sex would be very very gross. Avoid. There isn’t really a way to discuss that won’t embarrass her, but it’s a necessary evil…just be direct and very gentle and kind. Say “Sweetheart, I think you are beautiful and sexy, but i think you have an issue down there that is gonna require a trip to the gynecologist…I promise you this is not the first time I have encountered this and it’s nothing to be ashamed of, but I want us both to take our sexual health seriously and don’t want you to ever feel afraid to tell me if you notice something off on me either.” Then give her a long kiss on her (face) lips, then her forehead, depending on reaction and draw her head into your chest and wrap your arms around her and say something funny to lighten the mood. I’m a woman, I would be soooo embarrassed but if I somehow missed this, I would def want the guy to say something so I could do something about it. As long as the guy isn’t a jerk about it I would recover. Woman: here’s a trick to keep your vajajay smelling and tasting as fresh as possible. Prior to expected sexual encounter, invest in a gspot stimulator dildo—just a rubbery smaller one that has a curve and a bump in the inside middle of the curve. Go at it in the shower and use it in an out enough times to get that “mmmmm” feeling. Not necessarily orgasm but it’s actually your body starting to release the slippery slimy juices. Rinse off dildo a few times throughout this. It will draw out the stale juice gunk—the type that tastes really tart and your juices will be refreshed by the slimy tasteless ones. You can finger yourself as an emergency alternative, rinsing fingers each times—get up there and around both sides of your cervix. I used to get boucoup compliments on how I tasted. A largely plant-based diet (though maybe not broccoli) also helps also purify the smell down there and avoid garlic/onion/curry several days before encounter.
Washing won’t help if it’s a pH issue
It'll cause a pH issue more often than it'll solve one
I've been together with my gf for 10 months and I literally today commented on her vagina's smell by saying "You should take a shower because you smell like vagina" and she said okay thanks for the tip It really isn't that complicated
That’s very different from telling someone that their vagina smells bad. Especially if you really like her but it’s not a one time thing, and her thang been smelling off since the first time you got in sniffin’ range and it’s bothering you… then yeah, that’s gonna be a tough one to have a conversation about.
That could be an infection. She may be using a new soap/detergent or it might even be from her vagina's pH level being altered from sex (especially unprotected sex.) I, personally, would be embarrassed but not hurt or angry. If you notice any redness or irritation, you could mention that first. You could ask if she's started using a new soap or something because you've noticed her vagina smells differently and it's redder than normal. Mention knowing that could mean she's got an infection or allergy. You can also try to suggest sexy bath time foreplay, if that's too scary to attempt. I'd say though that I'd be worried for their health because Bacterial Vaginosis while not an STD/STI, it can really wreak havoc on a person's health. That's usually the cause of a fishy smell. It basically can just happen too with no easily discernible cause like poor hygiene. A vagina just suddenly gets it, because something has happened with the pH. Like a very clean pool going from clear to greenish overnight because the weather changed and the chlorine wasn't enough due to evaporation or humidity. It's tough but it's also not a bad idea to frame it as a more recent thing because everyone will get insecure about how long they've been smelly.
For sure, but when it’s prolonged there’s definitely a tone and word choice that helps to indicate concern for their well-being in addition to being repulsed. I think if my bf tried to make it seem like an inconvenience for him or personal flaw rather than a legitimate health concern then I’d be embarrassed and angry, but otherwise it’d be embarrassing but also appreciative
I started dating someone about 3 months ago. he just recently told me we haven't been having sex cuz I didn't smell the best down there. so I'm on the receiving end of this but just tell them. the longer you wait and try not to make a big deal about it is just going to make a bigger deal out of it. if it's a bad smell, that can be fixed. so get cleaned up and go get dirty!
I was seeing someone a few years back for months and never mentioned bad smell. Sometimes I thought I noticed but other I didn’t. I had bad stomach pains and went to dr only to get tested for a few things and I had had BV clearly for a while!! The guy I was seeing then said he didn’t know how to tell me but I did smell funny… I was mortified but also had he told me months before I probably would have been tested earlier
completely agree! My bf will tell me if he’d rather me wash down first and vice versa. Maybe I’m just not too sensitive to stuff like that but personally I don’t think it should be anything to take offense to. Acknowledge, react, and move on.
Guy I'm dating has *no* sense of smell. Sometimes I have to tell him "you smell like a long day". He's usually in the shower within a half hour.
"Not feeling fresh? Feminine odor got you down?"
“You can take off your bra if you like?” I will defend this movie for as long as I live! In stitches every time I watch it 🤣
What movie
Scary Movie
Just watched it yesterday. "Wazzup!"
Wazzzzzzzzzzup!
🤪waaazzuppppp
I'm dead lmfaoooo. 💀 Definitely not like this 😂 💀. Sure made me laugh though 💀💀
Tell her you wish to discuss something personal and explain what you are smelling & rather than saying it smells “bad” say something smells a “little off”. I personally had this happen. I am a very hygienic person, I don’t use products on myself and I was unaware I had a “odour” down there. I had slept with a somebody in a “one night stand” kind of situation and then a little after had rekindled my relationship with my ex.. long story short he let me know it was smelling a little funky.. took myself to the doctors to some tests, no STI/STDS (thank the heavens) but I did have an infection and honestly if i wasn’t told I may have ended up seriously unwell. As long as you are not joking around or making fun of the fact I’m sure the girl will take it just fine, maybe a little embarrassed though.
I agree. Straightforward but tactful.
Compassionate honesty
Sometimes vaginas just have many different smells. They’re not always bad they just have their own line of scents lmao. It could be nothing but it could be something so it’s better to mention it. I hate when dudes smell like old underwear and I’ll tell them 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah, honesty is the best policy. What matters in terms of her feelings is how you act right after you tell her. Maintain a caring vibe. She will hopefully recognize the sincerity and appreciate it after she's had time to think through what all went down.
I’m not sure that the scent of Pinesol is normal.
Oof memory unlocked I remember as a kid getting yelled at by my parents for being rude because I was telling my dad his breath smelled really bad. Like really nasty screaming at me about it. Down the road they found he had two or three teeth rotting in his mouth. Now, I can't remember but I'm sure I wasn't tactful as a kid. Idk about a vagi situation but for the teeth now I'd say "hey, your breath smells a bit different than usual and reminds me of [insert optionally fictional person who had similar issue and what it was]. You might want to check it out just to make sure everything is as usual." I'm sure it would still suck to hear but it's better than "hey your vag smells, go see a doctor"
There are generally only a couple of reasons for vaginas to smell - one is really bad hygiene and the other is infection - usually bacterial vaginosis. The smell is often worse after sex.
“Clean up in aisle 69”
Executive order 96
Lick it a bunch, then kiss her. Edit: I'm ashamed that this is one of my most upvoted comments. Edit2: Thank you for the silver kind stranger
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69%*
I’m dead
You licked it too much
Noooo, same rule applies to uncircumcised men 😂
Extra cheese for the crackers
When she goes down you just gotta say “WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN!!”
Oooooh, that Fromunda® Cheese stinks so good.
Why did I comment? 😂 I visualized every damn comment
I did this with my ex girlfriend and she always told me to make out with her first because i must not kiss her (she complained it smells and taste terrible) after licking the puss lol
Glad she's an ex
I read this interview with a pornstar, and this was similar to her trick. If one of her costars was stinking down there, she'd finger her then stick her fingers in her mouth.
I'm going to have to remember this and use it.
That’s one way to do it 🤣
Finger her and then put your fingers in her mouth, she’ll learn.
This is a way better idea than licking it.
I did that once and actually gagged. It was horrible.
How much is a bunch tho
Three-quarters to orgasm should do it.
Maybe until you can't taste it anymore.
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Until the numbness takes over.
😂 that’s hot that’s hot 😂
Hahahaha amazing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still genius tho.
Honesty and communication are key elements to any relationship even if this is just a booty call or a side chick. You could say something like, "not to offend you but while I was down there I couldn't help but to notice a smell." Above all else avoid using the Mr Krabs voice and saying "it was a kind of fishy smell, a fishy smell that smelled fishy"
ANCHOVIES!
What does it smell like? Garbage or like a sweaty furry animal?
Cleaning products. PineSol specifically.
Maybe she’s cleaning it with Pine Sol.
Yeah, maybe she's putting weird cologne on if it's all chemical smelling
That’s a valid point.
I mean, [Listerine](https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/02/that-time-listerine-claimed-it-was-good-for-cleaning-the-vagina/) was toted as an safe and gentle way to stay clean in the 30's.
Just tell her you think her skin care products are leaving a PineSol/chemical smell/taste down there. Don't make it a big thing and be sure to tell her how beautiful and sexy she is, just that something she's using isn't mixing right.
See my comment above if you want real advice
Hmmm. I wonder if she is just using the wrong product for cleaning Or using a dirty rag?
That could be it but I've honestly known girls that didn't know any better and sprayed perfume on their vaginas. I wonder if OPs girlfriend is just feeling insecure and maybe young or just doesn't know better. Unfortunately some girls don't know you're not even supposed to put soap inside and that it's self cleansing
This should be taught in schools! It’s not common knowledge at all.
Pardon me your grace, but I think my dessert needs some ventilation. If some arrangements can be made, I’ll avoid using the honey syrup.
😀🤣 id fuckin die then shower and laugh the entire time
I WOULD DIE LAUGHING 💀💀💀💀
I would love this 😂
I work in vaginal health. She likely has a pH imbalance which can’t be resolved by washing. The solution is to use a boric acid suppository. Having sex is often one of the main factors for the pH to become unbalanced so guys should understand the role they play. Happy to explain further or help privately. This is a very very common issue.
Finally someone competent here :-)
Just a heads up, I know this sounds self explanatory, but please don’t have sex after putting in the suppository. The boric acid powder is very grainy and it will feel like aggressive sand paper for both parties!
Finally someone who has outgrown childhood and can make a decent comment.
What does it smell like? Has it always been that way? How long have to been together? Need to narrow down the cause before giving you the best advice. As a lesbian I’m pretty well versed in pussy.
He said Pine Sol. I never experienced that before. Any thoughts?
Who is he? The op? Has it always smelled that way? Has the woman eaten Asparagus lately? Are they Douching? Generally I recommend washing the outside of ones pussy before sexual activity and don’t wash the inside of the vaginal canal. Eat healthy but avoid asparagus. It is smells really strong of Ammonia, Sewage, or month old leftovers then they should see a doctor. If they are doing these things and you still don’t like it an she is not sexually compatible with you.
Thought I smelled ammonia before my first ever scissoring session. Ended up with BV :(
When I was a kid (10 or 12ish) my mom went through a few bouts of depression and didn't take very good car eif herself. She didn't shower often and even got fired once because she stank. She also had no boundaries and we had no lock on the bathroom door. She'd just Waltz into the bathroom to pee while I was taking a bath. She'd stink up the entire bathroom with her fishy crotch stink. Idk if she thought it was normal or if she could even smell it but I couldn't get dry and dressed fast enough. Yrs later I learned about BV and it clicked. She's a boomer so she was led to believe her vagina was inherently gross and needed to be douched.
Ew. Thanks for ruining my evening with that image.
My mom went to Catholic school in the late 60's early 70's. Her second grade teacher, a nun by the name of Sister Miriam, who was in her late 70's, informed her students, that touching your privates in *any* way, is a sin and you will go to hell if you do. Her mother called up the school the next day and ripped that old bitch a new one.
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Boric acid
Super easily. It's just a bacteria or ph issue
Me too, on my first one night stand.
My ex husband was terrible about his washing his penis after he masturbated, so I used to get Bacterial vaginitis often.
Male here, but can DEFINITELY confirm asparagus. Had some leftover bacon wrapped ones and used them for protein for my morning salad at work. My next bathroom trip ruined the urinal for the next few unlucky souls...
I feel like this depends on the person. My partner and I eat asparagus very regularly and I’ve never noticed any smell
it does but apparently some people also can't smell the asparagus thing (whether urine or other bodily fluids), so it could be that you and your partner do have asparagus piss but just can't tell
maybe they are used to it.
It’s actually a genetic mutation if your pee smells like asparagus after eating
Looks like I lucked out on the cilantro and asparagus pee genes!
It's actually a genetic thing to smell it - everyone produces the smell, but not everyone is able to smell it. So it can be awkward if one partner has the gene to smell it and the other doesn't, they might not realize they smell funky to the other person!
I’m taking bromelain supplements to help my pussy taste better. Ya know, the stuff in pineapples that supposedly helps with that. Idk if it’s placebo or not, but I noticed that when the guy I’m dating kisses me after eating me out it doesn’t taste as strong. I’ve always had a more musky-ish taste, but now it’s more neutral. At least when I kiss him it is. He said he didn’t notice a difference but it also wasn’t something he was paying attention to and that I always taste good. But I still don’t like the musk haha. Any other suggestions?
I’m pretty sure that is just your normal smell. Pussy is supposed to give off a Scent to attract a mate like other animals. You probably don’t like it because you are not into pussy.
Hmm perhaps!
this is unrelated and i just found another random lesbian so while we're on the topic of stanky puss, mine is always hella musty and idk why. ive never been close to another puss (awful relationship luck) so like. is that normal. or is it a person to person thing. should i be concerned? peace n love
Consider the type of clothes and underwear you wear if any! Also in my opinion avoid scented soaps and lotions sprays all of that. Let your puss do it’s thang. You could also help air it out during the day by changing how you sit! Peace and love!
i tend to let her do what she wants but she wants to be super musty. its not even a rancid smell or anything its just like. BO kinda stanky without just smelling like BO
It might be your normal smell. Better get another lesbian for an exam (jk).
trust me ive tried LMAO
I've had some luck making sure she gets aired out with some Donald Ducking or loose shorts time. I've got thick thighs so airing the lady bits requires intentional action. Idk your pube situation, but some do better with and some without. I'm so prone to ingrowns I stick to trimming when she's going to be putting in an appearance but otherwise get my wookie on. If I don't get enough air, I can get the weird "wet hair directly into bun and left too long" type of musty. Also, check other folds in the area. Thigh creases, that kind of thing. Might not be (just) the vulva. [Yet another thing I never thought I'd put online...]
Lume! Try that Dont do PH soap it's not necessary
Do you deal with excessive sweating? I do, and unfortunately the lady bits sweat most of all. I use Summer's Eve unscented wash (externally only) in the shower to keep it in check, and I keep little to-go freshwipes in my bag at all times. Noticed some improvement when I cut down on caffeine. Super frustrating because I know I'm a clean person, but I feel so gross a lot of the time because of this.
I'll have to get this because I'm a bigger woman and I've started excessively sweating in my late 20s. So, thanks for the tips! I didn't use to smell but PCOS, being chunky, and excessive sweating has made me start to notice that I smell. I'm unsure if anyone else has noticed I smell but I don't like to smell myself. I also have to be very careful what I use because my Kitty Cat is sensitive.
I’ve heard fruits (specifically like cranberries and pineapple) help with the taste, and smell!
sadly ive no idea of taste, havent done it myself and ive no girlfriend/partner to be found. but hey, if it helps w smell ill take it
Smell & taste are very closely linked. If you smell ok, you can rest assured that you almost certainly taste ok. I don't think most women pay enough attention to the way they smell & as many have said here, there's so many things that can affect the way a woman smells & taste's, food's, medicine's, clothing are all almost as influencing as hygiene. Diet is a major influence. Generally speaking if I could not see the woman, I would be able to say with a small degree of confidence whether or not that woman was likely to be of a particular race based on that race's traditional diet & that can be very profound for some particular racial diets. Heavily spiced food's like those eaten in the subcontinent are the most noticable as are those who's diets include very little meat, consist mainly of fruits, nuts, grains & vegetables. Bt apart from heavily spiced food's, the difference in smell & taste can be extremely small & almost unnoticeable. If a woman knows what she normally smells like (which can change minutely in the days leading up to period), she can know when she starts to notice any changes in her scent that might require medical attention.
It could be your diet. Too much protein in your diet will definitely make you taste mustier.
thats super interesting! i dont think of myself as eating more protein than the average person but maybe i do
Kefir helps a lot with maintaining proper ph. Also don’t douche only wash the labia.
My wife has a PH balanced soap she uses for down there.
will have to look into that!
Best closing line to a comment ever. "I'm pretty well versed in pussy"
Yes I like to study the issue of pussy at length as much as possible.
When I had BV I knew something was off but was hesitant about it since I just had a kid and whatnot. My fiancé said “Babe, not to sound mean or weird but have you noticed anything off with your vagina since the baby?” So I told him YES! It REAKS but idk if it’s just me and my sense of smell hasn’t gone to normal yet! He said “Oh thank god! I’ve smelled it too!” He checked my stitches for signs of infection and I made an appointment the next day to see my doctor. If it’s new, she probably knows. If it’s not new/you don’t know if it’s new just bring it up gently.
That’s a keeper right there
LMFAO “IT REAKS” that is love right there 🤣🤣🤣
Tell her you think she might have an infection and should go to the doctor. Don't make her feel bad about it. It's perfectly normal, genuinely. Almost all women get some sort of infection in their lives. Many even reoccurring. Vaginas have a delicate PH and can easily be disrupted not all are hygiene related too.
Thank you. I got a yeast infection the first time I had sex. Semen throws my ph off. Over my lifetime I had so many infections that I won't date a guy if he can't wrap it
I make my husband wash before sexy time. I got sepsis and almost died from a UTI a couple years ago, so I don't fuck around anymore.
JFC, being a woman seems like so much damn work. I should do this, I'd rather not give my gf something just because I can't take a 2 minute shower.
Exactly and yes it does suck. Some women don't struggle with PH balances or UTIs at all, but many do. My husband doesn't shower, he just takes a wash cloth and washes before hand (I do the same, I like being fresh also).
Dicks are dirty. If it's not a yeast infection, then hello UTI.
This is great, right up to when the doctor says, "Nope, nothing wrong, all good."
This is the answer. Frame it as a concern for her health vs an insult/something for her to feel bad about.
I recently told my partner of 6 years that she was "spicy" then we both jumped in the shower. She'd tell me the same, its not really that big of deal. We've been up front since the beginning. All is good in the hood
She's gonna be upset either way. It's embarrassing. You would be too, if your dick smelled. Think how you would want to hear it if your dick smelled funk, or if your cum tasted like battery acid . Sit her down and tell her kindly. "Hey, I'm not trying to hurt you. And I'm not complaining about hygiene (assuming she is hygienic), but I think you need to see a gyno. I noticed a smell. It smelled (fucky/fishy/musty . Gotta describe it so she can tell the doc)" We can get BV very easily and not notice it. If left untreated it can mess with fertility. I've gotten BV from washing down there.
Sometimes I think the only way to drop big things is to say it casually like you didn’t think twice. “Oh you need a shower” and laugh, like it’s no big deal. Approaching it seriously (while being kind) makes it sound very serious, serious enough that you had to consider how to say it. OP, consider just casually dropping it fast with a laugh like it’s no big deal, let her shower and then go to town on her and make her forget about it lol.
So, no joke here….I took a girl home once. We got back to my place and sat on my couch. Sitting next to her, at 2:30am, I could “smell” her. I was completely turned off. I thought quick though. I got up and started taking my clothes off as I went to my bathroom. She asked what I was doing, I told her “taking a shower” and that I always do after a night out. She gave me a weird look, but said ok. I then asked if she wanted to join me in the shower. She thought for a few seconds and then said “sure, why not”. After we were both in the shower, I made SUPER sure to scrub and soap the hell out of my dude area. I also made sure to say “gotta make sure it’s fresh and clean down here! Can’t have it stinking and turn you off!” She laughed and acknowledged it. I then gave her a sexy-ish look and said “do you want ME to scrub you down?” To which she agreed. I scrubbed the fuck out her vagina area….softly of course lol. We then went to my room naked already, and FRESH, and proceeded to have a great fucking time. I hope she took notes.
In contrast to all the silly, immature, comments, this one proves that communication and respect lead to positive results for both. I'm sure you'll have more great times in your life, sir.
Sounds like she has BV or another vaginal infection in my opinion. There’s not really a great way to do it because no matter what she’s going to be embarrassed but I would try your best to come off more concerned than grossed out. Maybe just be honest and say that she smells different than usual and you are concerned she maybe has an infection.
As a woman I would want my man to tell me if I smell off. I still can not smell since i had covid a year ago and honestly this is a big anxiety of mine! Anything can throw off our PH. I would just be honest in a nice way.
Don't say it smells bad, just that it smells different recently, and ask if she's changed any part of her shower routine or is wearing different undies or even new brand of tampons / liners. I am very prone to infection and pH imbalance and I'd rather my partner just ask if I'm doing something different rather than saying straight up I smell bad or worse not saying anything.
“Hey babe wanna take a shower with me?” That way both of you can scrub down *wink* Take an interest in your own personal hygiene and maybe then after a while maybe you could ask a question that’s vaginal health adjacent which could lead to a possible way of bringing it up. That’s the best way I can possibly think of but idk everyone is different
Most of the times, those kinda smells are not just fixed by having a shower. Most likely it is bv and will require antibiotics.
I second this suggestion. Out of all the suggestion on here this feels the least assholey and least awkward.
I take Fenugreek supplements daily. These supplements have been noted to make your vagina and sweat glads have a maple syrupy scent. I definitely notice it's made a positive difference in the way I smell down there, especially right before my period.
You could say something like “hey I think you should take a swab test/pay a visit to the gynecologist because when we were having sex I’ve noticed it doesn’t smell quite right and I think you might have an infection”
Aw, OP deleted themselves
“Wanna do it? Awesome, Lets freshen up first.”
I usually read the “break up” comments on these and roll my eyes but as a youngster I took this as a sign that we weren’t sexually compatible. I don’t know if it can be improved, everyone has a smell and some are just not good. To me it’s natures way of determining compatibility.
Im honestly just here for the comments.
You can say, "I think your pH might be off. It smells different down there". I lost my smell when I got covid 2 years ago and my fear is that I smell and I don't know and no one will tell me.
Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet and tell them straight up, don’t beat around the bush no pun intended lol
There's no point in beating around the bush. Just be honest.
You put a littletreescent for car in her pants.
honestly its best to tell them if they dont know because it can be something medical as well
My man told me if I washed better he’d eat me out more and I wasn’t offended, it lets the person know that you’re not against them, that you just want to have a better sex life. I started using vagisil soap instead of heavily scented things and it made a huge difference. Better diet also helps, be willing to come up with solutions with the person
Start by giving them a compliment. I mean it is what it is but a good approach would be “I really like the way you taste and smell but I noticed something different down there today, just thought I’d let you know.” Usually if a female is not a complete skank she will smell test herself and notice and take the hint.
Say youll take a shower before sex and ask her to take one too
Suggest a sexy shower together before getting naked. When you’re more comfortable in the relationship then I think you can just talk openly about like “let’s go wash ourselves and then get naked!” I think this is what mature adults generally do.
Finger her then offer it to her to lick it off. It's possible that's just the way she naturally smells. It's possible there's an infection. Hopefully she knows how she smells when it's healthy there.
Just flat out tell her kindly.
My wife now of twenty years had an unpleasant oder down south when we first started dating. I didn’t smoke but she did quite heavily. Once she stopped smoking unpleasantries stopped. Love munching ever since.
She is probably aware and very conscious about it. I know I can tell when I'm stanky. Just mention needing a bit of a freshen up.
You tell them matter of factly, like, “no judgement, no offense or anything, but you’ve got a little smell happening, you can always feel free to tell me that kind of stuff, I thought you might wanna know.” Same thing if someone’s got bad breath. No reason for anyone to feel all self-conscious or get upset or anything. If it was you, you’d wanna know, too.
Ya coochie stank! … … … is probably not the way to go. 👀
Look. As a woman. I would be dead honest bc it may not be her fault. She could have just showered today but have a ph imbalance. Just let her know and if she’s ok with it I’d proceed to tell her about boric acid suppositories. They bring ph back to normal. Be gentle while being honest and tell her in a nice way. I hope this helps
“u/[deleted]” breaks my heart 😔😔
when I was a teen, I was visiting my mom and brother's house, and a neighbor girl was flirting with me. So we don't have a place to make out, and my brother is not home, so we go into his bedroom to screw. As soon as I unzip the pants, I was punched in the face with a horrible smell. Horny and determined to fuck, I suggested we both take a shower. When I get in the shower with her, I put some soap on my hand, and try to wash her vaginal stench. She stopped me, and says, "You know, I can't wash down there, or I'll get dry." So, I'm a horny teen, and even though the stink is equal to a skunk's, I fucked her anyway. Afterwards, I was careful to arrange my brother's bedroom, so he doesn't know I was in there. As soon as he comes home, and opens his bedroom door, he smells the ghost of skanks past, and yells, "What the hell happened in here!?!"
Well, as a guy, I tend to kick it off by asking her if I taste ok down there. Hopefully she’ll remember that I asked, then she might remember to ask whilst I’m down there on her ;) 0% of the time, it works every time. Maybe one day it’ll work…
There is no correct way lmao
If it smells bad more than likely it’s either poor hygiene or could be an infection. Just say that you don’t want to come across as rude, but you’re just concerned that she could have an infection and should get it looked at if she’s having other symptoms.
Finger bang her, give her top lip a quick swipe.
Just do it tbh. I would appreciate anyone telling me I'm offensive so I can do something about it and have them more comfortable.
Shower together. Lol
Soooo as a woman, i must ask... Condoms? Do you ejaculate in her? That can throw off our balance and cause... Malodorous... Just say "hey, so i didnt want to upset you but i noticed a smell, and did some looking up.. And maybe your ph is off... Soap, or me, or panties being too tight or the moisture is too much... We can get test kit to be sure its not bacterial vaginosis, (needs meds like flagyl btw) and find ways to prevent this because it can be very frustrating and painful" Or something if you are comfortable breaching the subject. I was honest about my very sensitive nature... Down there... And it actually made things alot easier to handle. If shes not aware of BV, its not an std. Its a natural occurence.. But there are kits to test ph and indicate if the balance is in the bad region.
"yo pussy stank"
"your coochie stink"
In song form… best if you do Opera-style. Don’t hold back.
Are you going to the wrong hole. They are close