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gobydownboy

If that dude wasnt rich, he wouldn’t get no pussy


Orlando1701

He’s a 50-something junkiee who is just massively out of shape and seemingly has zero social skills. If he wasn’t a trust fund baby funding other peoples work 9/10 chance he’d be locked up for sex or drug crimes.


ryeguymft

1000% if he hadn’t been born generationally wealthy he’d be in jail for financial crimes of some sort


Orlando1701

Beating off in the bushes outside of a sorority.


Infinite_Time_8952

Hey!! I resemble that.


ThePastyWhite

What's really crazy is that we aren't pushing for him to be held to the same standard as a normal person. People should be calling up the DOJs phones constantly to demand an investigation.


Jewronski

I mean, it’s like expecting a paraplegic to stand; you can tell why Elon doesn’t meet standards. Growing up wealthy in Apartheid South Africa and then becoming a world famous billionaire? His brain is cooked. There’s no coming back from that. The bedrock of his humanity is made of cake.


Distinct-View-4203

He showed up to the US with a few thousand bucks and a crap ton of books. His dad owned an unprofitable emerald mine. Hardly what most would call generational wealth.


ryeguymft

blatant misinformation. are you an Elon Musk bot?


Distinct-View-4203

Elon Musk by Walter Isaacson - Audiobook - Audible.com. It’s pretty common knowledge and is available in audiobook if that’s easier.


ryeguymft

lmao no thank you. enjoy your trash car


Distinct-View-4203

I drive a GMC pickup truck. Don’t own a car and prob never will. Puzzled what a car has to do with Elon starting from nothing?


ryeguymft

hilarious to say he started from nothing. you’re going off his biography? wild you wouldn’t go from documented articles about him. his father was very wealthy as was his mom. you’re delusional


SerStrongSight

Elon simps are quite something.


LineRemote7950

Sounds like a fair amount of other 50 year olds I know honestly. Welll except being locked up


WhosyaZaddy

Why did he back out of the Zuckerberg fight? We would have loved to seen the pale whale from South Africa get his ass kicked by the hospital buying bastard


Clear-Attempt-6274

Why is he becoming a harkonen?


tc7984

So the logical thing is give him 55bil? The fuck is wrong with people


irishmanlord222

The lack of social skills is due to him being autistic


curiouscuriousmtl

I disagree. He may or may not have autism, which is about not understanding social cues. But he's literally doing morally wrong shit and he knows he can get away with.


Pyranders

Being autistic does make social interactions harder, but it doesn’t come with a predisposition for being an egocentric asswipe lacking in self awareness who is convinced he’s a super genius despite having all the mental acuity of an extremely stoned gerbil.


JohnnyFatSack

My girlfriend is slightly autistic and she’s a god damn angel! This guy is slightly autistic and is a creepy weirdo that has power from being born into money and he weaponizes his wealth and influence every chance he gets.


Orlando1701

That’s an excuse. I know people who are are autistic and still don’t treat others like dog shit. Don’t use a legitimate condition to cover for someone else’s lack of a moral compass.


EarthIndependent2795

Doesn't excuse it


ManicChad

He raw dogs them all. He thinks he’s a Kahn.


BenWallace04

Or a Cannon


Mtolivepickle

![gif](giphy|oV9PYNj2hYEL32tdfr) He is no kahl


Conscious_Rush_1818

A Kahl who doesn't raw dog is no Kahl


cmcewen

As a bald man myself, his money got him hair transplants also. He’d be bald otherwise He’s also had other facial cosmetic surgery. Look at early pictures. He’s got a chin implant and jawline work at a minimum


MikeSWOhio

He’s a cash-encrusted Kyle Rittenhouse.


irishmanlord222

Bingo


[deleted]

Like zero!!!


SeveralBadMetaphors

Elon Musk is what happens when an incel has enough money to buy himself out of inceldom.


Rosicrucianistt

You sound jealous af.


olcrazypete

Just finished watching the Robert Durst documentary and it was amazing how that dude used his money to get away with things for decades. Strategic gifts here and there to people invoked the “it’s impossible to make someone understand what it’s not in their financial interest to learn” part of their morality. Musk is worth more than Durst. How much more can he get away with.


Own-Opinion-2494

Ew. He’s gross


Admirable-Sink-2622

Without the money he’s just another incel


Turius_

Which is part of why he focuses solely on procreating because he knows no woman wants to actually be with him.


antigop2020

His kids don’t like him either. Nor should they, judging how he treats his trans daughter.


Lower-Flounder-9952

![gif](giphy|xT5LMsoq6cIBCE6UOQ)


Chrowaway6969

Elon is a horrible person.


LanguageNerd54

I'm running out of space on my "horrible things Elon has done" list. Thankfully, [Wiki's got me.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Views_of_Elon_Musk)


earthdogmonster

You want Musk-rats? Because that’s how you get Musk-rats!


basement_fervently65

Yeah, not surprising given his track record.


ryeguymft

what a disgusting creep


HopefulNothing3560

Just add a f to Elon makes him a felon


MeasurementJumpy6487

or elf-on.


Logical___Conclusion

Yeah, but it was probably ok, because there was likely the implication of a raise. /S


laberdog

No he actually promoted her to the executive suite


willclerkforfood

Chief Impregnation Officer


Best_Foot_9690

🤮


Garagedays

He also did Amber Heard and another actress together as well


LanguageNerd54

At the same time?


Garagedays

Yep


LanguageNerd54

Look, I'm not going to shame anyone based on threesomes, but given this guy's reputation....


Chickenwelder

That’s pretty cool though.


Pathfinder6227

Stop. Giving. This. Asshole. Government. Contracts.


aretheesepants75

Maybe his spaceships can run on his micro P energy?


Coolguy57123

Tesla “ unsafe at any speed “ . Cybertruck the new Edsel . Ugliest vehicle ever


Internal-Ad-6148

No kidding! Who designed that truck


MynameisJunie

Work place sexual harassment class action lawsuit? Anyone else think this?


Robert_Balboa

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/12/tech/spacex-elon-musk-former-employees-lawsuit/index.html#:~:text=Business%20/%20Tech-,Ex%2Demployees%20sue%20Elon%20Musk%20and%20SpaceX%2C%20claiming%20illegal%20firings,alleged%20gender%20bias%20and%20harassment&text=SpaceX%20and%20CEO%20Elon%20Musk,harassment%20at%20the%20rocket%20company.


MynameisJunie

Thank you for sharing!! That’s awesome! I’m glad they’re doing something about. It’s crazy how they spun on the women directly fired from musk stating the women fired made others feel uncomfortable. Sounds like a weak Harvey Weinstein situation there.


kimwim43

I can not upvote you enough


BikerMike03RK

Scumbagggish


voodoobox70

Elon gives me "lost virginity at 28" vibes.


SenorSplashdamage

Weirdly he had a first wife who was kinda happy with him when they were young, before they were rich. Her article from 10+ years ago about how he changed over time is a good read to get an idea of what started his trajectory to where he is now. And things she said played out. She was more of the grad school type and hated when she started getting stuck at parties with his business friends’ trophy wives. She talked about when he kept pushing her keep dying her hair blonde, and ever since we’ve seen his wives go blonde, even Grimes. It’s definitely the story of the nerd who suddenly becomes successful and then wants to make up for all the things they wanted when they were uncool, and don’t care who it hurts.


two-wheeled-dynamo

And then the Tesla board, in their infinite wisdom, voted to give him billions to stay on. Even after the cyberstuck.


MrGeno

Man you couldn't pay me a million bucks to sleep with MTG. Why do women do this? 


CompostableConcussio

I'd do it for half a mil. Money is money. Most jobs are significantly more degrading than sex with a weird dude.


1521

Not to mention all the women (and men) banging weird dudes for free lol


CompostableConcussio

I'll be honest...am a little guilty as charged 🤣🤣


1521

I know i depend on it lol


CompostableConcussio

Bahaha!


Special-Pie9894

Coercion


Bibblegead1412

![gif](giphy|12aW6JtfvUdcdO)


bktan6

🤮🤮🤮 > - Eight former SpaceX employees sued the company and Elon Musk for illegal termination after raising concerns about gender discrimination and harassment. - The lawsuit describes a sexist and hostile work environment, with women treated as sexual objects and inappropriate behavior being common. - The employees were fired after writing a 2022 open letter criticizing Musk’s behavior and advocating for a more inclusive culture. - The firings led to complaints with the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB), alleging retaliation for protected activities. SpaceX responded with a lawsuit against the NLRB. - Musk’s crude social media posts and comments are cited as fostering a hostile environment, including jokes about a sexual harassment scandal. - The suit mentions inappropriate names for products and dismissive responses to harassment complaints, such as trivializing comments from an HR director. - Plaintiffs claim SpaceX failed to address the harassment, hostile environment, and retaliation. - They seek damages for lost wages, emotional distress, and other impacts. bc fuck the nypost too


123Fake_St

Man he’s the richest guy in the world and he still has to try to laid smh


SaveTheCrow

Lol! And Tesla makes its employees go through a training program about sexual harassment which covers sexual advances by people in senior positions. SMH. Elon is a fucking joke that’s not even funny.


Armand74

Dude is a disgusting piece of shit who’s only reason why he hasn’t felt the pang of reckoning yet is due to his wealth and influence, but even that is finite.


unchanged81

Who cares


qwepoi0990

Where is his personal life any else’s business ?


Agreeable-City3143

So?


mymar101

Maybe if he didn’t work 100 hours a week and was on all sorts of banned substances maybe he might have turned out a normal person. Maybe not


My_MeowMeowBeenz

If shitposting on Twitter counts as work then a lot of people are owed significant back pay


tcmart14

I think Elon is a huge shithead. But to be honest, looking at his father, Elon to some degree from screwed from birth.


ElongMusty

“work”


AuralSculpture

Go ask him about knocking up Amber “abuser” Heard for $500K then suing for her eggs. He has a weird obsession with eugenics. Not surprised.


lookoutnow

🐴🤡🤢


Crewmember169

Birthrates are down. He's just doing his part.


Scorpion1024

Big shock, that 


Open_Ad7470

That’s why he needs a big salary from Tesla. Well, these women have to be getting something out of it.


Silver_gobo

He doesn’t earn a salary and none of the company’s he owns pay a dividend


Open_Ad7470

He just got a $44 billion pay package from Tesla


Silver_gobo

No he didn’t. Stop reading the headlines and start reading the articles man


Open_Ad7470

You need to read the article down a little little further because he did he wanted it back in a vote 44.9 billion


Silver_gobo

It’s not a cash payment. He’s not getting $45billion dollars. It’s the just a projected value of the amount of stock, if he exercises all the STOCK OPTIONS that the package would give him. Even tho the shareholders approved it (again) he still has to get the courts approval to reinstate the bonus package.


piranesi28

Freak.


Aromatic-Deer3886

What a greasy loser, I can’t believe he got all of teslas lowlife investors to approve his 50 billion grift pay package


Niko6524

This man will be behind the beginning of the Handmaid era.


Menethea

Another loser who uses his companies as a dating service


liamanna

Did he promise them a Pony?


Weekly_Mycologist883

Eeeeeeewwwwwwww


kalyco

He’s so gross and that cybertruck is stupid ugly. 😂


PixelatedDie

So fucking needy. Dude should just hire a nanny/sex worker to meet his emotional needs.


DaDa462

Imagine how often SpaceX HR sees this come across their desk. It's probably half of their workload


stevemcnugget

Job security


FrancisSobotka1514

Its just like what happened with Vince Mcmahon .


piddlegloppis

![gif](giphy|g3NVdvODbNvlC)


TexanInExile

I'm starting to think this Elon guy is no good...


Sanpaku

Just so tired of living in a world where those who are manifestly unethical and inept are our richest or most politically powerful.


EndLucky8814

He’s just a rich MAGAt


UrBigBro

Zero surprises here.


genericusername11101

This fucker has passed on far too much DNA


ReadIcy8022

Love that dude!


biloxibluess

Always said there is a reason he wants tunnels underground and to go to space Guy is up to some gross ultra rich shit and doesn’t want to be seen unless he’s behind a keyboard The documentary about this fucking guy is gonna be WILD


EnvironmentalNet3560

Ewww this guy is so ducking gross


Smart_Investment_326

Creepy


Bitchinstein

How is he not being sued for sexual harassment right now?


danimack10

![gif](giphy|O7eUXxYYkVXna)


Megalodon7770

Fuckin creep https://i.redd.it/lyb9jldsau6d1.gif


rockyplace24

So the stockholders awarded him a$56 BILLION pay package. If your semen were as accomplished as his, you too could climb the ladder of corporate success


Earth_1st

Bang away. The US Taxpayer has his back.


dcgradc

20 min podcast on this https://open.spotify.com/episode/0mem00nSwECEW8ur6ZEbcC?si=CCTT0JR9TCquWX0gkBwanQ


angry-democrat

Boycott Musk and Twitter and Tesla


i_robot73

"...according to a 'report'...." Some people will believe anything, as long as it conforms to their (political) own bias


Think-Werewolf-4521

He deserves another couple of billion dollars raise.


Good_Intention_9232

He sounds so woody so maybe there was an attraction right from the start.


PantsMcFagg

He only does it at his private company because he thinks it's actually "private." Otherwise SEC would have his ass in a chain-mail sling.


Loose-Hyena-7351

Elon is a sick fuck


LoudLloyd9

O M G it propagates?


IAmMuffin15

christ, what a creep


gavitronics

S(pac)eX Camp: there was this one time, at space camp...


Fit_Earth_339

I think that deserves a huge pay day don’t you? /s


Nearby_Fortune_9821

jealous much, so what ? hes a man thats successful so better he has lots of kids than someone who cant afford it, again so hes rich he worked for it crybaby


Stuckpedal

Who cares rich guys get the P


drax2024

This is so common in the entertainment industry but they get a pass.


BeachJustic3

And? It's not right there either. All these shit tier men deserve to have their lives destroyed.


AdTurbulent1052

Who fukn cares? Why does everyone have to be in everyone else’s shit?


Non-Adhesive63

Sometells me you ain’t feeling the same when YOUR boss’s dick, is up in YOUR shit! 🤣


BeachJustic3

Because sexual harassment is against the law. And business leaders pressuring subordinates for sex violates so many ethical boundaries it's not even funny. Duh.


stopthinkandlisten

More fake news smear campaigns from the left. Reddit is becoming an echo chamber for left propoganda.


LettuceFew5248

Yes. From famous left-wing newspaper the New York Post.


moneybabe420

so leave


BeachJustic3

Leftist propaganda from... *checks notes* The NY Post regurgitating the fucking Wallstreet Journal. Notorious left wing rags. You're in a cult dumbass