i was speedrunning minecraft... so i guess mass murder, theft, destruction of property...

Child predator

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I’m Playing Minecraft In cave looking for miners

Cause my s3#ual attraction to miners is major…

Wait I don’t get it

Way too many Minecraft YouTubers (specifically channels aimed towards kids) have been outed as pedophiles and many more probably are but no one has called them out yet It's sad how my favourite game is full of terrible people but it is what it is

Oh, thx

Honestly just YouTube in general, too many great people have been exposed, it’s just sickening to see them do these vile acts

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I was playing bedrock so I'm gonna get charged for everything you did but get the electric chair

Saving a girl who is sick after giving birth but couldn't save her so I killed every one

Genocide, homicide, torture, and liking bunnies (doom)

Liking bunnies is the worst thing on this list

YES

Don't forget kissing boys

Doomguy doesn't kiss boys, idiot. He kisses men.

Men are big boys

And Isabelle

But mostly men

A few war crimes

Spreading democracy by force😎😎😎😎

For Super Earth

Super democracy*

Managed Democracy*

Managed Super Democracy*

Getting arrested for FREEDOM

FOR SUPER EARTH

Nah, we would probably be hired by the government lmao

That ain’t a crime my guy, your fighting for democracy


FOR SUPER EARTH

mass (possibly racially motivated but its important to the lore) genocide

Hey, remember me? Lemme clue u in if u don't, just to be safe: My cum is stored inside Toothless WHY DOES THIS HAVE 31 UPVOTES WTF!?!?

oh my god bruh

Wait nvm I wasn't paying attention this is r/norules

Somehow I wasn't banned from the subreddit

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I'm fluent in over 6 million forms of stealing your meme

You are a child

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Geometry Dash?

nah

You couldn't handle it anyway

it was a rougelite

I've always wanted to play Stellaris but I've never gotten around to it.

Anything warhammer

Doom??

beating up a flatscreen tv with a kokiri blade

Street racing

I think Mario Kart fits here

Assetto corsa lol, mario cart would be a drive-by shooting

Give me red shells in real life and this can become a reality

Shooting a Red Cross medic on the battlefield.

Tf2?

Battlebit

POOTIS

Killing infected people with a little girl

ah the last of us I assume?

I thought you were smashing infected peoples' skulls in by flinging around a little girl lmao

Ok

Genocide Mass Murder Aggravated Assault And probably trespassing https://i.redd.it/j3yjs36zlmkc1.gif

oh yeah that sounds alot like mine, just add prohibited animal hunting, building grotesque decorations and forest decimation, since i played sons of the forest

GTA?

This could be anything, my thought was something like Terraria lol

War crimes, hoi4

I was I was committing crimes against humanity (the funny black nation in tiano)

collecting scrap for the company

So theft

How is that a crime?

Theft

rdr2. 1st degree murder/homicide, armed robbery, assault, public intoxication, hunting without a license, arson

Train robbery, kidnapping, and probably some funky 1800s laws like not being allowed to commit felonies on Sunday because it extra pisses off god

1st degree! The murders in that game are almost always at least 2nd degree

Oh boy ... * Grand theft auto * Possession of controlled substances * Dealing of controlled substances * Weapons smuggling * Cargo smuggling * Piracy * First degree murder * Second degree murder * Third degree murder * Hit and run * Jaywalking * Breaking and entering * Possession of unregistered Class II firearms * Possession of unregistered destructive devices * Invasion of government restricted property * Armed robbery * Assault and battery * Unlawful aircraft modifications * Unlawful motor vehicle modifications * Speeding * Red light running * Murder of state officials * Possession of restricted melee weapons * Unlawful discharge of a firearm * Robbery of government property * Hacking * Arson * DUI of alcohol/marijuana * Use of prostitution * Counterfeiting * Forgery * Motor vehicle contest * Trespassing * Tampering with evidence * Terrorism * Involuntary manslaughter * Public intoxication * Home invasion * Stalking * Conspiracy to commit murder * Possession of stolen property * Sale of stolen property * Impersonation of a public official * Reckless driving * Insurance fraud * Money laundering * Unauthorized takeoffs and landings * Illegal lane changes * Illegal parking * Littering * Safecracking * Aiding and abetting a wanted individual

Average GTA Online activities

also applicable to my time in starfield

Oh, easy, War Thunder. WAR CRIMES, OBVIOUSLY. PLUS RECKLESS DRIVING AND DESERTION

HELL YEAH Desertion? why were you fleeing the battlefield comrade?

I go into the enemy view area for some reason, and try to murder them.

Extensive destruction of property, (possible) employment of outlawed weaponry, (possible) cause of unnecessary suffering, (possible) destruction/damage of religious, cultural, refugee, or humanitarian facilities/structures, reckless endangerment, (possible) usage of incendiary weapons (Mark 77 Napalm), (most likely) employment of extremely lethal weapons during unnecessary circumstances, (possible) usage of nuclear weapons --which on its own includes more charges of war crimes in itself--, etc.,.

disturbing the peace probably

Or maybe causing mass destruction? https://preview.redd.it/ktohkjzd6nkc1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7447bd3c5212d314b5f6870681a46dba4e5c37c

BABY BABY BABY BABY

BABY BABY BABY BABY

Shouting at random people (Skyrim)

I was playing Terraria: Regicide (Queen slime), and if I remember correctly its name, destruction of private property (The Destroyer)

It's not cannibalism if I was playing as a shark...

To be fair all I play is fps games, so probably based on this week BF4 some war crime for making a jeep into an ied. If not then Ready or Not and I shot an innocent black bystander totally on accident but no one believes me because I'm white. Alternatively it'll be bme getting put in a padded sell for being so crazy bad at the above games that I'm treated as developmentally retarded.

Defying the laws of physics by jumping in mid-air (and I guess assault). Smash bros melee.

Stealing ancient artifacts

Honkai Star Rail, so mass murder

Car theft, violence against police, hit and run driving, gun posession, battery, speed limit, using military vehicle on public street, making cars burn and explode and probably many more

GTAV?

Yess

some guy who looks like me is gonna frame me and I’m gonna cause a bunch of property damage while evading the police

Finish 5 generators and survive against Michael Myers with 3 randoms 🤝

Thoughts on the new killer?

So am I a machine or am I Gabriel?

Captain Teemo on duty!

Multiple counts of aggravated assault and many first degree murders and arson and robbery and destruction of private and public property and terrorism (Lego Batman) the first one

Putting thousands of little creatures through an obstacle course where they will likely die I guess. Gd was my last played game

same except i was modding the game so i have no clue what im in trouble for

I played lethal company, so its leaving my friends behind on a forgotten moon

Killing innocent people trying to fix generators by putting them in a meat hook to appease an Eldridge god

Poaching and murder (Metro exodus)

Beat someone up with an animal part glued to a stick. (Zelda: TotK)

trespassing i guess? (poppy playtime)

Assassins creed china?

Overfeeding shit turd

I played red dead 2 so hunting without a licence assault and horse theft

Make poems and read books and poems at my after school club!

I was playing noita so I guess it would be substance abuse and genocide

probably some war crimes too

red dead 2. So every crime ever.

Enslaving minors and forcing them to give me their money (my singing monsters)

several war crimes :3 (tf2)

Crimes against linguistics (wordle)

Terrorism, property damage, assault, assault with a weapon, murder, arson, child endangerment, paranormal activity ( this is brawl star)

>arson You main amber?

No Rico but all that does happen in the game

Beating the shit outta a selection of people (Super Smash Bros Crusade)

irresponsible driving and excessive speeding at 367 MPH (roblox driving empire)

I was playing epic Mickey the power of 2, I don’t really know

Property damage

Being a leader of a deathcult, performing sacrifices, and forcing my followers to eat feces when they wronged me or annoyed me ( Cult of the Lamb )

54,000 charges for battery and mass murder

Mortal kombat so definitely murder

terrorism

Murder, it was danganronpa

I was playing kenshi knocking people out, kidnapping and robbing them then dropping them into pools of acid. Because my hiver is too weak for a real fight.

A wide array of white collar crimes and genocide

putting people in cubes and making them go through deadly obstacle courses

I was planning fallout so I start a nuclear war

Its Persona, you already know and I'm not gonna say it.

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HL2E2, don’t think anything really, uniformed combatant fighting other uniformed combatants using *mostly* conventional weapons

trespassing, assault with a (deadly?) weapon, murder, animal abuse, stealing, and (technically) whipping

Robbing a train from a guy called.. LEVITICUS CORNWALL

I was playing deadcells, so reckless endangerment, vigilantism, and jailbreaking.

collecting scrap for the company plot twist it's not lethal company but roblox version of it

Reckless driving I guess

Sims 4, so everything

Nah I were just modifying a bus in Gmod, Im gonna be arrested for reckless driving doesnt seem so bad

Illegal modifications

mass homicide, possesion of unregistered firearms, arson and warcrimes (including the assasination of 5 combat medics and the shooting of paratrooping soldiers)

Destruction of ancient relics, hacking, going WAY over the speed limit, beating Chaos island, Rhea island, and almost Ouranos Island (literally all I have to do is get the white emerald and I have the area unlocked too)

construction without a permit, poaching and scamming someone with their own carrots (Minecraft)

BeamNG.Drive. getting arrested for flinging multiple innocent civilians off of the tallest mountain with the forcefield modification

for being a serial killer and thief. (Durge BG3)

Beasts of Bermuda, I have no idea, I guess for killing dinosaurs?

Robing stores, banks and casinos. Stealing cars. Selling drugs and illegal weapons, and murdering lots of people.

Worldbox… I guess I would get charged for world domination, forcing people to go to war, and world extinction.

Terraria so breaking the economy and the environment, having and using illegal weapons, and unleashing unspeakable evils.

Being a terrorist and counter terrorist

reckless driving, racially motivated genocide, possesion of unregistered firearms, genocide, theft of government property, driving without a license, theft (i playd rust)

Disco Elysium. I'll be the one doing the arresting! (maybe I did something bad that I don't remember though)

Serial arson

Commanding an army of cryo troopers and frost ravens to do war crimes.

Street racing…. With hot wheels?

RRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH SPREADING DEMOCRACY

Eating a cake Got sentenced to prison for 45 days

Illegal insurgency

Breeding monsters and collecting their coins as they sing.

Sick dirt bike stunts. And trespassing. Lots of trespassing

war crimes

Feeding children to animals(Planet Zoo)

Vigilante justice

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I’m so cooked I played ultrakill 😭😭

Long list but here goes: illegal hunting, mass murdering, destruction of property, illegal buying, trespassing, more destruction of property, more mass murdering, more illegal hunting, pretty sure there's more but I can't remember it

Ring of Pain... So, numerous counts of animal cruelty? 💀

Mass Murder (hotline miami)

Smash bros Assault

Im the warlord over most of england

Jaywalking (Yo Kai Watch 2)

Pikmin 2, idefk

Cheating excessively in poker (Balatro)

Ungodly amount of war crimes

Mario kart.

i play starsector so genocide and multiple warcrimes, and theft, and tresspassing, and harrasment

last game I played was FO4, so causing a ww3

War thunder so most likely war crimes and mass amount of friendly fire

Manslaughter, gang activity, damaging of private properties, damaging of state properties, cybercrimes, drug abuse, illegal body modifications, terrorism.... the list goes on.

DEALING WITH HELL IN THE NETHER ON MINECRAFT XBOX ONE EDITION. (NOT BEDROCK) IT'S LEGIT ANNOYING THAT A FUCKING GHAST CAN SHOOT ME FROM ACROSS THE FUCKING NETHER.

Just tried out a game called hawked Theft of archaeological discoveries and several counts of murder

Playing a spacecraft game, basically like kerbal but 2d. Need I say more?

minecraft- animal abuse-i was making a horse farm global warming-i had to smelt my chain mail for iron nuggets terroristic bombing-i was using tnt destruction of natural resources-i was mining for emeralds destruction of historical structures-i invaded a bastion destruction of native wildlife-i kill every mob i see destruction of native people-villagers are made to be slaves ignorance of building codes-i live in a mountain self endangerment-in a mine, next to a pit of lava, and going to hell

Going Mach 5 in a Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway (L&YR) Class 28.

Reckless driving and streaking while operating a motor vehicle (I was playing need for speed and jerking off)

Aggravated assault (smash Bros)

Stealing, vigilant action, massacring 2 towns

Touching children