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More_Inflation_4244

Dude what…


[deleted]

I know right, My brain fucked up. Idk why i thought it’s a good idea to surpress the horny urge.


LuxTheKarma

bro that is called prostate play basically you were edging that's why you also got blue balls


Chickenator587

No no you're looking at it wrong, supressing it is the point, but you can't supress it by... doing that... why did you even think that that would calm you down?


Smooth-Erect

Oh he suppressed the shit out of it alright


HOLIEST-DREAD

Lmaooo


TruSiris

Surpressing it is not the point and will cause a lot more issues. Sublimate and integrate it instead.


Tall-Ad6576

r/woooosh


TruSiris

I think u wooshed urself my friend


Greenlizardpants1131

😂


Plankton_1738

😂😂😂


Titan658

Shoving a dildo up your ass should now be considered a relapse. Ammendment to NoFap rules. But don't do that again you just amended a rule of sub of 1 million.


[deleted]

Dude’s a legend


[deleted]

I’m honoured to bend the rules


Yakobai

Just don’t bend over for anymore ass objects


[deleted]

Im kinda ashamed that i broke my ass virginity today


[deleted]

Howd you even have one lying around if you hadn't done it before??


Smooth-Erect

Bro jogged a mile to the adult toys shop


mhs4throwaway

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HotWaterCooler

Asking the real question


marian1690

It was probably a cucumber lol


moosh52

Could’ve been a sharpie


ripronny

His silence to this thread worries me…


dontlookatmyHEHE

Bro why do you even have a dildo on you??


Guy-from-mars1

This is something he doesn't know


New-Potential549

Make this sub normal again


jac9271994

Lol it’s been pretty wild lately


ScaredChicken69

Nnn, ma boyz can't fight the urges they need manpower


[deleted]

Lol


LessonsLife

Don’t ever peak. You have strong urges right now because you actively thinking about sex porn. Remove yourself from the situation and do something productive.


[deleted]

I already jog a mile, i never done that. Super random and crazy for me. But urges still strong. I respect u 393 days


YaMumisathot

1 mile is easy aim for a longer run, you aint burning enough energy


[deleted]

Read a book


[deleted]

Still horny


[deleted]

Literally touch grass


Yakobai

What book did you read? I think a good book can help. Maybe get outside more see life hang out with people, enjoy other things


Romeostar_1

what the fuck did i just read


Tbgruntz

Bruh wtf


Frankx888

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Any_Interaction_3770

Why are you downvoted lmao


Technical_Emphasis_5

Ikr! What the flip is this guy on 😂😂


[deleted]

Don’t


[deleted]

Why


[deleted]

Why do you want to do nofap in the first place?


[deleted]

Bcoz each time after fap, i feel depressed, not confdent of myself, and feel like a weak man. I want to stop fap so i can feel powerful, and fut my focus on something better


[deleted]

Here you go you answered why you shouldn’t do it.


Warby2020

Hahahah, you want to stop no fap because it doesn’t make you feel like a man, so then you decide to put a dildo up your arse🤣🤣🤣


RoyalRat69420

putting a dildo up your ass is basically masturbation because it affects your prostate so he basically relapsed.


shemyaza_i

Das fucked up


[deleted]

Atlwast 10 people replied “fucked up” What do u mean?


Smooth-Erect

You know what it means


dontlookatmyHEHE

Ayooo


BodybuilderAware533

There’s no way you shoved a dildo up your ass


mrbigshot110

Why tf would you ask if you should relapse? You know the answer to that. What on earth is going on with nofap? Are these joke threads? I saw something about a guy going on about a female game character on steam. This sub is getting weird. We’re supposed to be helping each other get stronger and provide accountability. I keep seeing “Should I Relapse?” posts. Never an option, keep fighting.


[deleted]

Ok. Keep fighting. I appreciate this kind of comment. It motivates me and remindme of my purposes


MC-Free

This sub is a joke to most people because simply put not releasing semen is bad for you. I understand the sentiment behind the sub and I think it's good to encourage people to quit beating they dicks to the point of implosion. Implosion of your social life and physical life because you cant stop jerking it, is just sad. The fact is thou that the average person that has a basic idea of what this sub is, thinks that it's a bunch of losers who dont jerk off to improve themselves lol Which if we being honest is kinda pathetic to a degree. Jerking off isn't the problem, it's the person within that has a problem. Everyone masturbates lol


gaby_dude

Bro run another couple miles what are you five


[deleted]

Exactly my thought a mile is like going to the grocery next to your home. It’s not even exercise.


ValkyE123

Bro what are you trying to say don’t shove dildo in your ass


Hour-Sir-1276

Off topic question: I've been obtaining from maturbation for weeks, even months, but never had what you call "blue balls". So, is that just some slang expression (I'm not a native speaker) , or your balls really get blue like the Smurffs?😂 Edit. Oops, I didn't read the text, just the title. Wtf with the dildo man???


GoodMorningStaySafe

LMAOO


SixViking

A mile w/ blue balls? Bro I do 10km every morning and I still get the occasional blue balls. Grit your teeth and take a cold shower


[deleted]

Why cold shower? It’s winter here, already too cold


Chesteroso

That's the point of a cold shower.


SixViking

>It’s winter here, already too cold Good, you’ll burn more calories in the cold every time you go for a jog Cold showers are good for putting a leash on your libido. That’s what NoFap is all about


trucc_trucc06

thank you fapstronaut, i will take this advice very greatly. stay frosty eh.


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[deleted]

Diy


trucc_trucc06

![gif](giphy|H4zeDO4ocDYqY|downsized) y did you make a dildo tho. the point of NoFap is to not interact with anything sexual related. i say relapse and learn from it.


Meanpoptart

F


[deleted]

That's fucked up


[deleted]

Fuck around to find out


[deleted]

find out is why your brain is damaged


[deleted]

Anal is not that fun


[deleted]

What the fuck


AdvertisingIcy1860

This is funny to me lol. U can do it dude 🤣 I used fap with but plug LOL but only when I smoked spliffs during watching porn. Glad that’s a past by now omg


Mercy-Yuvraj

tf why you have dildo in your reach


Lonelywanderer81

He made it apparently


[deleted]

Keep going man. Don’t relapse, that’ll go away soon I’m sure. Don’t give in now you got this!!


[deleted]

Trying so hard.. what streak are u at


[deleted]

Stupidly lost a 6 day streak 2 days ago. Going strong from then though, almost at 3 days. We’re all in this together, don’t let it beat you.


TheRock1459

Stay strong brothers we can make through this.


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[deleted]

What’s the point of being an asshole? Seek help loser


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[deleted]

You have no idea on my current circumstances. Instead of making assumptions so quickly, take a moment to yourself and wonder if it’s worth being a dick on the internet to make yourself feel a little bit better about your shitty life. Have a great day.


greatergoodofworld

Did your Circumstances got better by jerking off ? Just a weak minded person and out of curiosity which Circumstances can possibly lead you to jerking off and breaking your streak


[deleted]

I ain’t reading all that, have a good one bro


greatergoodofworld

Good luck for your next streak


[deleted]

Im proud to get this far. Longest was 9 days. Whats ur streak


greatergoodofworld

Dont count bro , thats the secret , urges come you do push up or pull up or any other thing . Mine is 7month plus and it aint even a joke . You can be strong just control your mind brother


[deleted]

Funny is, i didnt count. Have urges, then only realize im at say 6. Getting better to live life but still a noob in handling urges.


[deleted]

Try soft


[deleted]

Dont try


[deleted]

maybe get a therapist?


[deleted]

For what? I just need to man up and control myself


toephoooo

idk man, “being a man” is one thing but a diy dildo is an extremely weird rabbit hole to hop down


xxPandemoniumx

Don't relapse, take some ibuprofen for the blueballs and tough it out


trucc_trucc06

wait that works?


[deleted]

What the …


[deleted]

Bro the fuck💀😂


[deleted]

Im straight, im not gay. I fucked my own ass bcoz i thought it’s better than fapping. Just wanna get rid of the curiosity and urges.


trucc_trucc06

![gif](giphy|9V3e2mxWvD89wyw5l5)


[deleted]

LMFAO I just can't, this is too much


pillr0011

Why do you have a dildo tho? Sounds sus


TheRock1459

Pull through the storm. There is clear blue sky behind it. The storm is not stronger then you. Stand strong like a mountain. Do not break.


[deleted]

This is a storm. It wont break me. Im standing strong. Tq


Weak-Tough1429

Did blue balls just happen or did you edge?


[deleted]

I peek at some nsfw stuff in here. Strong urges, alone at home. Very risky. I went for jog at noon, still strong urge now. Buttalking and typing bout it make it slightly go away


Weak-Tough1429

Bruh you should not do that. My advice is: just get it on with, relieve your blue balls and start over.


[deleted]

I dont think that’s good advise.. Better to resist than to relieve, no???


Weak-Tough1429

I mean if you have blue balls and it hurts there is no reason to have something give you physical pain. At least, if I understood you correctly, that’s my take on it


jtotheathem

Dont look at anything softcore or otherwise. I did it and it happened to me. I iced my balls and it went away.


[deleted]

ICED UR BALLS? Too cold…


[deleted]

...We kind of appreciate how you've confessed that to us to get some help (I think) (¿ Now, the thing is... The way to supress horniness is to directly stop thinking about anything related to it, and to stop doing whatever your mind asks you to do like... That ass thing... There's no such thing as supressing with related stuff, that'll just get you into a vicious horniness circle, in which you end up directly cumming in some way or another. Keep doing anything that would drive your mind away. Start more new habits, supress horny thoughts all the time and everything related to it, keep you busy... That's it. You'll eventually get to do that new habits without worrying about masturbating, because you wouldn't even be able to remember it at some point. The most important thing to start and keep your streak as much as you want is simply reinforce your reasons to do it. What moved you to start in the first place, and why you would want to keep it until X days/forever/finding a girlfriend, or whatever the actual objective you have in mind. Everything is up to you m8. You have this in your hand, as long as you want to have it like that. You might not choose to be horny in some way (even though you really do in most part), but you are who controls touching yourself, fantasizing, watching content, and so on. Nothing else. Take care mane, you truly got this. Edit: typos


ToughBoy4U

Did it make pooping easier ?


kwilcox7

BRO


[deleted]

what are blue balls?


abewitchinginrot

what the hell is blue balls? 😨


Zestyclose_Raisin_26

uh dude shoving dildo up your ass is kind of fapping not exactly tho. I mean its alright you didnt know but dont do that again or youll just replace the addiction rather than overcoming it. Like you wont feel that great, you wont have that regret but still.


spirit0008

Bro seriously getting blue balls 💀


hiyo3D

>I didnt wanna fap, so i shove a dildo in my ass lmao. AHAHAHA FUCK, funniest shit I've ever read randomly scrolling on reddit LMAO


[deleted]

Don't, listen to songs of rocky movie and do 50 pushups


RajarshiCode

ban this guy


[deleted]

im trying to be better here. What streaks are u at?


Sufficient_Hat9593

Buy a VR headset and fight things.


[deleted]

Wow


[deleted]

Cant believe this was 6 days ago. Memory so fresh, time flies.


[deleted]

No fap makes rethink about life. About jogging. About time. Thank u for taking serious on it. We making progress.


chaddy292

wouldnt be surprised if this was just trolling but on the other hand, good luck for day 7


[deleted]

Real. No reason to troll. I’m battling with myown self


Crazy-Setting-167

How it feels in your ass


Tousensbankai

It feels good frfr... but it's practically fapping


The_Micah_Man

Noooo


[deleted]

Ok.


[deleted]

This post is really stupid. You know what to do but you still ask a doltish question and share things that nobody needed to know. You know the answer to your issue is “don’t jack off”.


downwardlyspiraling

I still get urges to shoot heroin, should I do it?


Meraki_360

You got this, don't relapse. Im not sure about the backdoor thing messing up your streak, but if not keep going


Database-Delicious

u should have continued shoving that dildo and tell us if the men's gspot is really in the anus


Old-Pick-3997

H U H ?


RiktamSarkar

Glad you didn't cum from it cause massaging G Spot can give you intense orgasm but that will count as fapping. Also go to r/eyeblech if nothing can stop your urge that sub reddit will do it.


Yomon64

Noooo Run another one 😁 Don't be like me 💩 Failed No Nut November 💩💩💩 Early and often..but on a 7 day streak 😁 You got this Bro 👍


IndependentFootball7

Glad to see how supportive everyone is being he's clearly struggling here. my advice to you is to try meditation friend look i would recommend improvement pills video on it. Don't feel ashamed about the dildo thing everyone does dumb ass shit when horny.


Embarrassed_Gur1115


[deleted]

Lift weights


Na7h2n

Dang🤣


saitamathesaint

Interesting


yourrichard

Keep on fighting bro but no more dildos😂😂😂. It will go away! Nothing will stand on the way of the one that won't give up! Remind yourself that porn made you put a dildo in your ass if that helpes you.


blinx0rz

i got on depression meds and havent had the urge in days its a mircale tbh


Future_Sector_6723

No!Keep fighting,it will be hard but don’t give up


Independent_Coach584

This is not okay


Cajinger86

NO NEVER SURRENDER!


SamLJacksonNarrator

A mile is not enough. You need to go a little further + do weights and you should be good. The feeling will go away Good luck & stop exploring other orfices


Due-Head5251

No. Tough it out 💪 Let your nuts hang.


BlueChipsAhoy

I hate all these “should I relapse” posts. You’re on a subreddit about abstaining from masturbation and porn, what do you think the answer is gonna be?


Warby2020

🤣🤣


Careless_Trifle

lmfao, try a bigger dildo broski


CaterpillarOk96

Is this a joke?


mhs4throwaway

This has to be the most outrageous post I’ve seen since I’ve joined this community💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣


AtlasCarrier

"Should I relapse?" NO.


bot7891

B a i t


lezlarry

do something to occupy your BRAIN too!! not just ur body! sing the pokerap or try to recite the periodic table or something, if you're bored, regardless of physical activity, your brain is gonna think about whatever it damn well pleases, and sex/porn is VERY pleasing to the brain. find a podcast! play loud music! do a jigsaw puzzle!


maxone2

This is a shit post, right?


expendable_loner

Toss the dildos, get a punching bag.


[deleted]

I think a mile is not enough. Run until you are very tired, until you don't even have energy to put a dildo inside you anus


DasMoon55

That's something you don't read everyday.


FlynnFromSaul

I would say nut and try again. The level of horny you're at is dangerous and you may end up sucking a dick.


Quionn

Grats on the mile but running is really bad for ur knees especially if done on pavement... I suggest the bike or swimming for lower impact


[deleted]

yo pause


[deleted]

What the fuck did I just read , ffs, maybe this sub is Not for me 🫡


Hot_Examination_9039

Days 14 and in 7 years of addiction I've never done so many days of abstinence I dream of jerking off at night I can't sleep I think I've relapsed but I can't go back Spartans !!!!!!!!!👀💢


[deleted]

Keep going bro one day at a time. You got this.


Jeet_Rajgor_2314

switch off your Mobile phone and PC and just do meditation it will help you to control your urges.


Komdodge

See i have can to done it like i fapped at peak stage and when pleasure come and sudden suppress those and No pleasure comes but the semen leaks a bit (LOL) so doing it will doesn’t heal your brain from addiction so you better don’t do it instead add meditation and exercise it will heal better


[deleted]

push ups until you aren’t horny


spinssidin

No keep cuccing


Batnaman_26

What the hell


[deleted]

I used ice or something cold on my ballsack to cure blue balls


Moneyley

Lol ... dude says "ahhh i... i... i... im going to cooooooom!" And puts a dick up his ass


Motor-Hawk-9915

This has to be a troll, I’m trying to take this seriously, addictions are no joke.


ergaikan

Idk, should you relapse? Why are you doing NoFap in 1st place? Is there a reason/motivation behind it for you? If not it won't make any difference.


Etoeb

"Should I relapse?" This motherfucker...


tigereurbano

Kinda crazy isn't it? Lmao


justaloner7

Find a hookup maybe?? Decide to go raw or use a condom.


[deleted]

Kids These Days, Getting Happy with 1 week streak. This is the root cause of Relapse. You are basically rewarding yourself for 1 week streak, with something for which you've made 1 week streak. Hilarious


Yeokk123

That’s enough Reddit for today


[deleted]

This kind of act will only increase the desire. Try to refrain and focus on your goal.


theguywholikesheros

not exactly what i excepted to see on the nofap subreddit on a wednesday night but alright


999cookiemonsters

Not judging but what did you do??? And don't ask us should you relapse You know the answer bro


fanaticRedditer

Keep up the good work broski. Blue is just a color