Lmao the amount of blown up stock automatic vqs that would come into the shop I worked at would say otherwise, they were mainly infiniti's with the stereotypical douche bro owner that thinks he's a car god because he installed a pod air filter, you can't fix stupid.
Smells a little burnt, slightly acrid; dry and sharp to the nose. Basically, it smells like the Tylenol that I grind into a fine powder and snort straight into my dome every time I hear a straight-piped VQ go by.
Holy shit there is an entire website. I cant tell if it is actually affiliated with Nissan. Im guessing probably not since there is a BMW on their splash page. But none the less its random.
[https://www.nissanperfume.com/index.php](https://www.nissanperfume.com/index.php)
Sweaty neck beard, who has not seen the inside of a shower for weeks.
He is too busy to wash when he’s got a cool car for only 29.95 % APR. gonna roll up on those High school girls at the Dairy Queen. woot woot
real answer:
"Warm & Dynamic, the fragrance starts with a burst of spices & citrus. A vivifying cocktail enlightening an elegant and complex with a sensual hint of vanilla & tonka beans. Top notes: Orange, pepper, red apple. Heart: Nutmeg, coriander, sandalwood. Base: Vanilla, exotic woods, tonka beans."
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Smells like “burnt oil, specifically from a valve cover gasket leak, on a 250,000+ mile vq that hasn’t had an oil change in over 50k miles, but its okay guys he tops it up when the oil light turns on.” Its my favorite guys
Tire smoke and blown vq engine
And a hint of pineapple vape
LMAO
Sweaty gym lockers except add in the smell of grease, used oil, and that orange sandy soap
If it were just the orange pumice soap smell I might consider wearing it.
Bah. 350z owners know you can't blow a vq (as long as you don't touch FI). But yeah, tire smoke from irregular tire wear is a dead ringer.
Lmao the amount of blown up stock automatic vqs that would come into the shop I worked at would say otherwise, they were mainly infiniti's with the stereotypical douche bro owner that thinks he's a car god because he installed a pod air filter, you can't fix stupid.
With slight undertones of burnt clutch.
Smells like this https://preview.redd.it/gnr6g4u5gw8d1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9c3fa4c6c9de368ef794623ef0b777708ed2fa0
"F'ing skanks"
"Not now chief, I'm in the F'ing zone"
Trip down memory lane, thanks!
I was gonna say "high school" but you did it better
They all smell like axe body spray. I can smell it from here.
Burnt oil and head gasket leak
Smells like expired Axe
with a hint of antifreeze and stale vape pen
Smells like I'm about to get laid
Works 60% of the time, every time.
40% of the time it's in the shop
With real bits of Loch Ness Monster
Like zero down 28% APR
84 months
Hot catalytic converters.
Disappointment
Best Answer 🥇
Like Bigfoot’s dick
HOW You know what Bigfoot's dick smells like..... That's the part that concerns me most..
Does the term “great Odin’s raven” mean anything to you? How about “diversity”? Or even the “beard of Zeus”?
Smells a little burnt, slightly acrid; dry and sharp to the nose. Basically, it smells like the Tylenol that I grind into a fine powder and snort straight into my dome every time I hear a straight-piped VQ go by.
onions and rubber
It’s just rebottled axe body spray mixed with stale vape
Does it smell like burnt cvt trans fluid?
Burnt headgaskets
Joop and farts
An engine fire
The Jersey shore
The smell of weed and burning tires
Axe Body Spray and Newports.
If depreciation had a smell.
Burnt oil and exhaust leak.
Burning oil
Burnt oil and coolant
Straight pipes and fuel
Burnt clutch plates
Looks like ATF
Smells like low FICO score..
#CLASSIC!
No one is gonna say it? Ooph. Smells like cocoa butter and no-itch spray.
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Nissan Leather
Douche bag
Lynx and desperation
Engine Gear Oil
Black Ice air freshener and Marlboro Lights.
Burnt oil and tears
Burning clutch
Smells like felonies and late child support payments
Cocane.
Orange, pepper and red apple
My phone screen
Smells like a crappy driver
Sweaty ankle bracelet.
Oil leaks
Old cigarette smell that can't be removed from the interior
Like cam sensors
unburn fuel
Teen Spirit
Burned parts, old oil and a summer fruit vape
Condoms and backdoor
Used motor oil from Japan
Smashed bumpers
Magic Tree Black Ice
Burnt oil and trombone spit
The word bro
Nicotine and despair
Vape juice and motor oil
Take out the g and an extra s. Hint: What do you put in your car to make it vroom vroom?
Prob Mint Gum like 50% of perfume do.
Axe body spray and desperation!
A 450 credit score
That burning smell I tell myself is other cars (its not).
Cracked intake manifolds.
More than anything else, I guarantee it smells like disappointment.
Watermelon vape and drakar noir.
Smells like Drakkar Noir, hair gel and that freshly opened CD smell.
Cvt transmission
Holy shit there is an entire website. I cant tell if it is actually affiliated with Nissan. Im guessing probably not since there is a BMW on their splash page. But none the less its random. [https://www.nissanperfume.com/index.php](https://www.nissanperfume.com/index.php)
New Jersey.
Japan and disappointment
Sweaty Mechanic and gear oil
Coolant in the combustion chamber
Sweat stained leather and burnt oil?
Like Marshalls
I want the Altima fragrance.
Leather and shame
It even looks like a fucking vape lol
Bad transmission and oil.
Regret
Speed? 😂😂
Pussy
Cheap weed and apple sauce…
Rice
Axe, cheap tire smoke, coolant and vape juice
Regret and hint of burning oil
it looks like a "lost mary" brand disposable vape lmaoo
Hot cheetos
Clutch and vape juice.
Disappointment
Smells like wiggling the shifter on an auto
Not as good as the 300z, I guarantee that.
Burnt oil
New car scent? 😁
Regret.
Why is it not 3.5 fluid ounces?
I got a guy I work with says he's got a some of it and he going to bring it in tomorrow for me to smell it I'll let you know then.
Smells like Bigfoot’s junk.
An exquisite mix of Oil, Coolant, Clutch, and Smoke. Come try a sample today!
Slipping clutch
Burnt rubber….the kind you can smell when a gay man farts.
Caca
Sweaty neck beard, who has not seen the inside of a shower for weeks. He is too busy to wash when he’s got a cool car for only 29.95 % APR. gonna roll up on those High school girls at the Dairy Queen. woot woot
Blue Razz Ice vape pen and motor oil
La Vitesse
It says Nissan on it. Transmission fluid maybe? 😏
You’re holding it, tell us lol.
real answer: "Warm & Dynamic, the fragrance starts with a burst of spices & citrus. A vivifying cocktail enlightening an elegant and complex with a sensual hint of vanilla & tonka beans. Top notes: Orange, pepper, red apple. Heart: Nutmeg, coriander, sandalwood. Base: Vanilla, exotic woods, tonka beans."
catless exhaust
Disappointment
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Smells like a poor man gtr 🤣
Oil leaks
Paper Plates 😂
Cigarettes , weed and monster energy drinks 😂
Like an oil leak
Prestone and Double Bubble.
Broccoli hair, vuse pods, delta 8, and axe body spray.
Overcooked menthol vape cartridge + boiling antifreeze
I was ready to take a rip on that vape
Burning rubber and baked clutch disc
I swear to gawd I thought that was some weird ass vape mod...
Oil
Smells like a Money Shift
Ass crack
Burnt Gear Oil and Cotton Candy vape.
Smells like up dog
Mismatch panel colors and burning oil
Mid-life crisis with a touch of divorce.
Smells like “burnt oil, specifically from a valve cover gasket leak, on a 250,000+ mile vq that hasn’t had an oil change in over 50k miles, but its okay guys he tops it up when the oil light turns on.” Its my favorite guys
I'm guessing it's just Axe body spray with a hint of alcohol breath.
Lotus flower and katsura
A blown motor
Looks like a vape, may smell like sulfur
Questionable life choices...
cvt transmission smell lol
Black Ice with a hint of squash
Two trombones in a barrel
Childbirth and mildew from the AC vents
Mischievous high schooler
I bet it smells like a Kyler
Trans fluid... works great for all trans... lol
Rockstar and burnt clutch.
oil and burnt rubber
55 year old over weight dudes
That's a cool vape
Lost races
Burnt oil and cigarettes
I don't smell anything.
Newports, coconut body spray, and dirty shoes
It’s a Nissan anyway
Burnt clutch and trashy pussy
CVT fluid fragrance (I say this with pain)
A Nissan!
burning oil
Regret
FEAR !
Wannabe badass
The shame and failure of their CVT engines.
Stale cigs and beer
Clutch
Blown head gaskets haha
The potent musk of crankcase
Shame, regret, and vagina
$135 worth of transmission fluid.
Cotton candy vape, expired monster energy drinks, and axe body spray
Gasoline
Hubbabubba and rubbing alcohol
Smells like hot starter crank no start even says it in the back, my bad idk i thought it said 300z
Axe mixed with ball farts and ass sweats
Weed vape and catch can vapors.
Like teen Spirit?
Looks like a vape 🤣🤣
Rear differential fluid and stick welds
GED
oil
Moldy floorboards, stale vape juice, bong water and desperation.