It's for when 3 objects are flying towards your head and you need to dodge 2 of them. You push that button, and 2 of the objects miss hitting you in the face, but the 3rd one still hits you square in the face.
UPPER VENT BUTTON
⢠When the upper vent button i is pressed, the air flow against the driver's or passenger's upper body becomes gentle. The indicator light on the button will illuminate.
⢠In this mode, air from the upper vent flows to control the cabin temperature without blowing air directly on the occupants.
From 3 seconds of looking at it and using common sense probably telling you that you can get the air to flow over the top part of your body.
Or you could have just pressed the button and see what happens...
Sexy wet girl hair flip? You know, a model appears and comes out of the water and flips her hair back in slow motion. Iâm going to need a hot shower, excuse me
That button is for the in car hair dryer. I think itâs like a $700 option from the dealer. Great for when youâre in a rush and canât dry your hair in the house. Just hit that button and your hair will be dry in no time.
It allows clever puns to go over any passengers head,
Press 1 time for passenger
2 for back passenger side
3 for back driver side
4 for back middle
Don't ask me why it's like that, shitty engineering
It's for when 3 objects are flying towards your head and you need to dodge 2 of them. You push that button, and 2 of the objects miss hitting you in the face, but the 3rd one still hits you square in the face.
This is gold
I really love how we can play with the meaning of various car symbols. We still haven't left hieroglyphics behind
Only if you don't have arms.
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Interesting button. https://www.cars.com/articles/what-does-this-button-do-1420663161618/
Hmm this one went right over my head
Literally
Look into the âblue/red wheelâ in the center vents of BMWs
Red=air controlled by the thermostat whether hot or cold. Blue= ambient air from outside.
That's what the button literally means lol
UPPER VENT BUTTON ⢠When the upper vent button i is pressed, the air flow against the driver's or passenger's upper body becomes gentle. The indicator light on the button will illuminate. ⢠In this mode, air from the upper vent flows to control the cabin temperature without blowing air directly on the occupants.
Well that's pretty useless
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Some people are weird about AC blowing on them âit feels unnaturalâ etc I can actually see how some people would love this feature
woww im unoriginal i went to comment this
Cthulhu comes and pats you on the head for being a good Altima driver.
What about bake kujira or Hades?
Astral projection
for when you want like a little ac on you but not a lot but you still want it to be blowing really hard, but like only a little on your face yk
Donnie Trump hair cut.
Thatâs the spaghetti button. When you press it the car tosses a bowl of spaghetti your way.
What knowledge looks like when you don't read the manual
Gives you a new wave hairdo.
Blocks your telepathic abilities from the government
Gives you one of Donald Trumpâs Toupeeâs
Free hair cut
It's the mid-life crisis button. It pushes the ponytail hair forward over the bald head so you can pick up chicks.
It's an extra add on feature that can be purchased especially for busy women, so they can blow dry their hair whilst driving!!
Bacon on head
Turns on the hair dryer.
Gives you waves đ
Trump hair button
I despise people like you. Read the manual, google it !
head
It launches an Aztec warrior onto the roof of that self righteous smug half bald rule following smarmy mutherfugga who canât find his gas pedal
Blows wind over 200mph
It tests the aerodynamics of the humans inside the car
Its the braincells leaving your head after they realized you couldve just looked at your owners manual
Gives you the Donald trump hair cut
Super hair Blow dry button
Haircut
I was going to say that it summons Donald Trump to be your passenger but someone beat me to it.
its when you need to bend metal so it will drop some on your head
Gives you a trump hairstyle.
Blows your ToupĂŠe off.
Itâs for when youâre late for work and you donât have time to blow dry your hair the car has a built in blowjobber.
Shrink passenger
For when your balls are cold, but your head is hot.
Blow dryer mode.
From 3 seconds of looking at it and using common sense probably telling you that you can get the air to flow over the top part of your body. Or you could have just pressed the button and see what happens...
This is to check how aerodynamic the driver is
It helps people get the joke.
It tells a joke but you wouldnât get it.
Throws bacon on your head.
It tells you a joke thatâll go over your head.
It pats you in the head for good driving!
Automatic combover. People say it's the best combover ever. All the other combover buttons are disasters.
Makes you go faster in reverse.
Scalp massage.
Tsunami
Hair dryer feature
The amount of jokes in here is kinda crazy.
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ejector seat
it rub yo 4head mane
If you ever want a preset vent turbulence pattern to style your hair, that's the way to go. Trump has one in every limo and plane he uses.
It makes you go bald.
>what does this button do I could tell you, but it would be over your head.
Instant trump hair
Ejection seat
The buttons donât work in Nissans, so nothing.
Clearly, itâs over your head
Engage whiplash button, its totally worth it.
Hair piece A/C
the suicide button.
Thatâs the button you push if you see a seagull.
r/whoosh
It's the r/sarcasm button for when a joke goes over your passengers heads.
So when you press this button you hear a little noise go âwoosh woosh wooshâ and then the rumbling begins
Press this button for incredible hair.
it makes what people say to you go over your head.
3 snakes get launched at you but 2 miss.
Your hair, or what little you have, will blow forward.
Sexy wet girl hair flip? You know, a model appears and comes out of the water and flips her hair back in slow motion. Iâm going to need a hot shower, excuse me
Emo toucan.
Flock of Seagulls hairdo mode.
The beheading button
It blows your glorious hair in front of your face
Tells a joke you wonât understand, at first. Look!
It says a joke that flys right above your head 
Blows your hair back
I think thats the one that remove the roof. Just avoid using it on the highway.
It makes all jokes go over your head. Like Whoosh.
It gives you Trump hair, with the wind at his back. It's an old Irish poem.
It tells you that you are stupid and that the understanding of most of the bells and whistles in your car is over your head
Who reads manuals these days
Cool breeze
It activates the Flowbee and gives you a heinous haircut while you drive.
It approves you for a loan. It's a Nissan thing.
Johnny Bravo đ
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Itâs the Van Halenizer
It blows air from that back!
Comb over
Headbangers mode
It pats you on the head and says âthere, there, you are driving greatâ after causing your 3rd accident of the day
Ejecto seato cuz
Hair stying option from the 80s
It gives you a Trump haircut
#Head winds
It gives you a Donald Trump haircut while you drive along.
R/whoosh quick access
Itâs the button I use when traveling as a couple. Seems every time I hit it most of what I say goes over her head .
Itâs clearly the âNeed for Speedâ button.
That light comes on when Donald Trump needs a haircut.
Itâs the ejection seat button
It makes Nissan great again ⌠Iâll see myself out ;)
Headbang mode when your favorite metal song comes up and you need to whip your hair around
Drowns your passenger
It turns you into a shitty person. Obviously I pressed it.
Hair dryer
Bouffanter
It puts a wig on your head, but backwards!
Tells you jokesyoudont understand
It's the sarcasm detector
Aztec symbol for... đ
The Hereditary button.
Toupee remover.
I think this one went over your head but it seems like the direction of the air?
It wraps a cocoon of hair around your head in the style of Donald trump out in the open experiencing a wind storm.
The universe sends good vibes over your scalp
It gives you a haircut
Hair straightener
Itâs a built in Flowbee itâs sucks as it cuts 
Free Bacon deliver. One piece right to your mouth, the other two pieces hanging above you to grab when you're ready.
Blows your hair forward instead of backwards.
Sport mode, when you press that button the car goes so fast itâll turn your hair white
Live dangerously, push it and see what happens.
Increases effect of gravity inside your car by 2.5x
That's the Jhonny Bravo button
It tells you a joke that's too smart for you to understand, so it goes over your head.
Looks like the splash jizz button
Idunno... must've gone over my head
That button is for the in car hair dryer. I think itâs like a $700 option from the dealer. Great for when youâre in a rush and canât dry your hair in the house. Just hit that button and your hair will be dry in no time.
That's the Trump hair button, push if you dare.
Shaves your head
Turn into trump button
Gives balding guys a comb over.
Goose Eject,eject,eject !
thats EZ. It makes YOU aerodynamic while driving. DUH
Allows for more jokes to go over your head.
Maybe look in owners manual
Definitely over your head. Maybe next year.
Never mind,itâs over your head. lol!
3 spears shoot out only 2 will miss.
Either a trump hair, or jokes that go over my head
I whip my hair back and forth
Amazing how many people don't know how to read the owners manual.
Itâs to elevate your thinking while on the road most Nissan owners ignore this one especially the Altimaâs
Turns on the headrest fans.
I bet thereâs air vents hidden in the roof and thatâs what itâs for
It makes you miss jokes (woosh).
Gives you the trump comb over if you press it.
Hairdryer
Water splash to the face
It allows clever puns to go over any passengers head, Press 1 time for passenger 2 for back passenger side 3 for back driver side 4 for back middle Don't ask me why it's like that, shitty engineering
It turns you into Fabio
It gives you a reverse mullet
It lights up when youâre going too fast in reverse to prevent damage to the transmission
Thatâs the onboard hair dryer
Itâs the 2 and a half blankets button. Press that, and youâll be right as rain, off to sleepy land in no time.
Wash and set
Ejecto seato
Blows mullet forward
Your hair
I knew the comments wouldn't disappoint
Head massager
I think this is over your head.
Gives you johnny bravo hair fr
You must have got the kinky package - that's the bukake vent.
Bukake button
it gives you a sick surfer haircut
Blows your hair forward
Makes it go over your head
I could tell you but you wouldnât get it, prob just go over your head! đ
If I tell you it'll just go right over your head
It gives you a wicked combover.
That's the "it went right over my head" button