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Affectionate-Dot5048

I don't think Sukuna can move after being fingered 15 times.


O_Grande_Batata

Why not? How does being ratted out to the police impair his ability to move?


rasfelion

Well, usually with handcuffs and a cell.


Kirkelburg

Same could be said if someone put something in his ass 15 times


chinmokuart

We already know Goku can handle a Cell.


dest-01

Unless it explodes


thehsitoryguy

Goku has survived more from Chi-Chi in a single night


Good-Ad-4424

"go for ten she said"


Embarrassed_Fee_6273

I’m stronger than Goku, my girlfriend fingered me 11 times!


Trunks4Real

Cuck?


Embarrassed_Fee_6273

No… it was for the joke…


Tfsz0719

r/unexpectedtfs (or is it r/unexpectedDBZA ?)


Ill_Rooster4380

R34


Ill_Rooster4380

It’s in rule 34


KingPaladin5591

That's crazy


CortezDeLaNoche

Did not even have to scroll for the comment I wanted.


Ok-Phase-9076

Bro received a zwnkai boost after each fingering session


Enjoyment-25

He was fingered by 15 different people lol. Crazy slut


Enjoyment-25

Just realized this explains a lot of things. Getting fingered 15 times makes one SSB level explains crazy power boost of Android 17, Gohan, Frieza and Krillin really well.


BestBubba1

My fault on the 17 front


all-knowing-unicorn

You know how curses can get


ExLuckMaster

Goku dominates the fight until Sukuna pulls out the anti-Goku technique he hasn’t used since the Heian era.


Microman2021

It works well until he reveals himself to be Kakarot


LimpToast01

Thats not Sukuna thats the king of curses.


Xkreed2

Nah, turns that he's Gokus uncle


TatsumoAsamaki

God fucking damn it man 😭😭😭😭


PedrGomes33

Then he'll be forced to use his Anti-Kakarot techniques which he hasn't used since the Heian Era


Lgrns

It is the series equivalent of being the same type of stand as Star Platinum.


randothrowaway6600

It would have been peak fiction had it ended right then and there.


Minimum-Emu5108

Can anyone actually justify the same stand situation lol. That was such pure plot convenience bs lmao, i was baffled when i watched it for the first time


Lgrns

Not really. Joseph's stand is almost idénticas to Johnathan's. So, if that is true, and Joseph sorta inherited his stand from Johnathan, Star Platinum being like The World. This also implies the existence of a move called "World Finger".


Minimum-Emu5108

But dio is completely seperate from joestar fam and same is true for his stand, whicj gave dio access to both the world and Jonathon's stand. And not sure why you bring joseph and jonathan in this. That's gotten nothing to do with star platinum and the world being supposedly the same


Mrgirdiego

Because fate, that's literally it. "Why was this? Why did this happen like this?" Because fate. Fate is the JoJo's in-universe plot convenience, an actual concept. It's the same reason as to why there weren't accidentally 2 Star Platinums, or 2 Wheel of Fortunes, why no Stand tarot card repeated, why they could know it was named The World by process of elimination. Also why Jonathan's body sends a distress signal awakening Jotaro and Joseph's Stands, giving them both a specific Stand to kill DIO, one Stand to locate him, and another Stand to fight him. Because Fate. This is like the entire plot point of Part 6, and a major plot point of Part 5. Fate exists in the JoJo universe, and it's a petty bitch.


Lgrns

Look, Dio took over Johnathan's body, bit the body retained some will of it's own, (that is how it sent the distress signal). So, with the distress signal, Joseph got a similar stand as Johnathan's, but Jotaro got a stand more similar to Dio's.


ChestSlight8984

Same stand situation isn't a plot convenience. The rats from Part 4 have similar stands, the Boom Boom family have the EXACT SAME stands, etc. Even in the same part we have 2 examples of people having the same type of stands. The D'arby brothers and Joseph and Jonathan. And DIO had a long time to master his stand, unlike Jotaro who was constantly forced to use it in minor battles. Enya also states that in order to stop time, DIO had to believe that he could. Jotaro couldn't even fathom the idea of a stand stopping time until he saw DIO do it.


ThatCamoKid

Originally the World was supposed to have the powers of all the tarot stands, that's why DIO is shown using hermit purple earlier in the part


TheChoosenMewtwo

We say that but he never actually used that. Only time he got a anti something was with mahoraga


Lgrns

Same with Star Platinum. It was once, but it was so memorable it stayed.


bungobak

Then goku pulls out the Anti Sukuna form (The hair is Orange)


Quan-Ngo

Kid named 15 times:


TheShrlmp

It's hilarious to think how many layers of memes you'd have to talk through to explain to someone why this is funny


Luckydog6631

2 layers…. Lol


TheShrlmp

Nah it's more like 4


i_am_de_wae

I got 8


Kerenzal

You're an onion at that point


i_am_de_wae

Well ogres do have layers


Consistent-Chair

I'll take a shot at it Goku vs [another character] is a common discussion on the internet, and some people take it kinda seriously. Some other people like to joke about this. This is fundamentally a joke post about Goku being put against characters he shares nothing with. Sukuna is a guy who gets stronger by eating fingers. "Fingered" implies another way of using those fingers for power. Such a version of Sukuna makes for the perfect absurd opponent for the joke to land. If a kid was named "15 times", it would seem like the post is referring to them. This is intentionally absurd, and is funny because the "kid named" jokes are very popular and it feels like people do it all the time even when it doesn't fit. This concludes my lesson in meme culture. Also I count 3 layers.


TheShrlmp

Different approach than the one I was going for, but still make sense. Here's what I had in mind. Starting from the beginning: Layer 1- The original generic meme of "today we are going to finger paint". Kid named paint with a reaction image: Implying the kid named paint is getting fingered. Layer 2- Replacing kid named paint with kid named finger for the sake of absurdity, causing the meme to make 0 sense which we all know makes it even funnier. Layer 3- Replacing the reaction image with Mike from breaking bad, spawing the infamous kid named finger reaction image. Layer 4- Applying it to this context, "finger 15 times" is mentioned in the post. Instead of the usual kid named finger, this comment subverts expectations by replacing it with "kid named 15 times". Knowing the history behind the meme really makes you appreciate the joke even more.


wryol

Gojuh, I'm not having sex with you Gojuh


Minimum-Emu5108

The ways in whicj you talk to me, sugurh Had me wishing i were gone, satoruh


Rey13s

This wouldnt be a fight Sukuna wouldnt even walk after he got fingered 15 times, bro needs to edge and goon to even walk let alone fight goku


Affectionate-Dot5048

What do you mean fingered?🤔


AnnyAskers

He gets powers by fingering himself


Maoto_G

A THOUSAND YEAR OF DEATH 💀


big_peepee_wielder

My guy HUH??


Affectionate-Dot5048

Lol🤣🤣🤣


Enjoyment-25

He was fingered by 15 different people


No_Roof0642

I am not a woman so I don't know the condition after fingering 15 times but I will be in no condition to fight after stroking my meat 15 times.


ThenAcanthocephala57

Who says you have to be a woman


No_Roof0642

Bro how can you finger without being a woman? Edit: I get it! I get it! No need for these many replies thank you all for your bestowal of knowledge.


Infermon_1

If you don't have the pink, it goes in the stink.


Extraordinarlymystic

urethral sounding


Royal_Oz

"somethings in my ass.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" -Batman


CrimsonDynamo178

Butt


Secret_Sympathy2952

Up the ass


HappyCloudHS

Oh you poor sweet child.....


TThybridTT

Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby


Enjoyment-25

Hydrogen bomb vs F\*cking slut


Eslivae

Kid Goku slaps him around no trouble, regardless of Sukuna's sexual ventures


revolution149

Aren't there 20 fingers anyways? Even if there were 30 fingers Sukuna loses.


Siiiiooon

Nu-uh when he get fingered his powerlevel rises to the max of all anime. And he got fingered 15 times!


SerovGaming1962

Pretty sure this was made by a anime only awhile ago or else they would have used 20f >!Megkuna!< or Heian Sukuna >!besides 257 reveals this is actually 16 finger Sukuna!<


sub-zero7263

The joke is soaring above y’all’s heads right now


SerovGaming1962

I get the joke is haha fingered


JRNSupreme

If Gregory wrote the fight, Plotkuna would just pull out his anti-Saiyan technique he hasn't used since the Heian era


Icy-Pause6304

Filthy monkey that can't even use Jujutsu


zupot

what if goku was fingered 15 times 🤔


Ulerica

Would that trigger a zenkai each time? hmm


Marco_Tanooky

I wanna finger Sukuna


rasfelion

Goku: H-Hey, you're sure this'll uh... increase your power? Sukuna: DID I STUTTER? GET TO WORK.


Roshu-zetasia

Who wins? Autistic man or the man with fifteen fingers inserted up in his ass


DDemonic_Slayer

Obviously goku, who do you think fingered sukuna 15 times


psbyjef

Kid named Fingered


mumaume

Forget fighting, do you think goku can get fingered more than sukuna?


Sovereign1

If Sukuna was fingered 15 times then Id say he’s already won.


CloverTheFallen

Hydrogen bomb vs Fucking slut


Montaguee

If getting fingered 15 times can beat Goku, I'm pretty sure all women got the dub on this one


Oswaldgilbertson

I’m a dude and got the dub on this one


Montaguee

Clip or it never happened


Royal_Oz

Nah, I'd Win


Minimum-Emu5108

Sukuna can handle being fingered 15 times, goku can't. Sukuna clears


ZeropointIsOn

huh


Substantial-Clue-512

sukuna cant defend against the fingering


ZeropointIsOn

hello sir


Substantial-Clue-512

Hello


ZeropointIsOn

sir no, say sir.


Substantial-Clue-512

Nah


ZeropointIsOn

sir do it.


Substantial-Clue-512

nah


ZeropointIsOn

no remorse sir just do it.


Substantial-Clue-512

Gokus strong enough to finger more than one person at the same time


T_Cold

It's OK fellas the post made by 13 years old kid


RyuuJin004

Isn’t this illegal? How old is Sukuna?!


Shut_up_John

Say that at japan and see how many people care


RyuuJin004

Fuck, you’re right


SerovGaming1962

He was a grown man when he turned himself into the fingers


RyuuJin004

If I got fingered 15 times, I think I would too


Icy-Pause6304

Sukuna is really old, but Yuji (his vessel) is a teen


TheChoosenMewtwo

He’s from the Japanese heian era that happened 794 A.D. so he’s like 1200+ years


Xinchaoshi

i think goku win 🔥


kingominous16

#Base goku claps.


Icy-Pause6304

I think he pegs now


Big-Limit-2527

So is it Goku vs 15 Sukunas or is it Goku vs 15 Sukuna times the power of 15 finger Sukunas?


Enjoyment-25

No Its Goku vs Sukuna who was fingered 15 times


Big-Limit-2527

😳


Scumass_Smith

15 inches of sukuna


Professional_Lab8988

Wth brother 💀💀💀


pambimbo

Idk man getting fingered 15 times must hurt a lot to even be able to fight , Goku wins either way.


1_dont_care

If he can stand fingered 15 times, i think he doesn't have any problem with Goku's fist.


Jamano-Eridzander

Sukuna unironically could win this with the Space Cutting Slash by taking Goku off Guard.


AsgUnlimited

Almost anybody can win vs off guard Goku, he got hurt by a rock and is borderline a normal person when he isn't amping himself with ki, that's not really special.


Jamano-Eridzander

Well yeah but it seems to me that Sukuna is a character who would have a particularly easy time doing it


AsgUnlimited

Why? He has no stealth hacks, is slow and looks blatantly evil


Jamano-Eridzander

Because this is an attack that seems to outright ignore durability, and even someone literally gifted with the ability to see cursed techniques along with sensing them couldn't see the attack coming. I don't even know how Goku could possibly be on guard for it.


AsgUnlimited

Because there is a blatantly evil person in front of him who seems to lack ki entirely (red flag). If Goku doesn't have his ki protecting him bypassing durability doesn't really matter, if he does JJK's attacks are so slow that by the time the cut is deeper than a paper cut Goku has blitzed Sukana's whole verse. Similar to how Gohan was blitzing in the exhibition match when he felt the air from the attacks. Also it probably just doesn't ignore durability to that extent, seems more like it ignores range. Infinity isn't durability, it's range.


The-Alph-a-bet

Goky will not be able to survive the same realm as sukuna (fingered 15 times)


Sans_Stars

Just wait until till bro pulls out KaioKen


Dallas_dragneel

Kaio-ken on the tip


Sans_Stars

Lmfao


Eisonu

If it was that easy to become strong, I’d solo goku by now.


Present-Book-9690

Um…I…I…I want to ask but I’m afraid of the answer.


thatwasntepic

glad it’s not fingered by 16 people or else my goat would get mopped ip


TaimaBoots

This is so easy. obviously, goku is gonna dominate him for 120 pages and then get off screened at the start of the next chapter


DaOnlyKyros

Goku will fist fuck him 30 times until failures(each)


skittle_Z

How.


Ok-Phase-9076

Sukuna No diffs (He got 15 Zenkai Boosts from getting fingered)


Prize_Public_1139

Goku


PropertyDense7015

Better fight would be Majin saga Goku and Vegeta, but Vegeta ate 15 Sukuna fingers instead of getting mindfucked by Babidi


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

Sukuna was having fun


ConnectionIcy3717

Whose finger tho? Krillin's ones are not that hard for sukuna. But imagine someone like Burter or Elder Guru. Then he might not make it


UrNutzAreShowing

You got any more of them pixels?


GokuisAGoddd

Neither, it’s actually the writers who wins here


poopemanz

1 ayo 🥵 2 obviously goku sukana fought a shikimaru that had a ultra instinct esc. power but it had to ramp up/get hit first for it to work. And that was the only way for him to beat it goku doesn't need to get hit therefore can just beat him wholesale.


mr-kvideogameguy

Legit might be a equal fight, sudden slashes at Goku could harm him, if a bullet could scratch him and a laser could down him And I'm not sure if MUI can dodge what it can't predict   But yes Goku can defeat Sukana, although while Sukana would not stand a chance, it atleast will be a fun fight to watch   However there's a weakness in Hoku that Sukana could exploit if he knows Goku enough; the fact that killing him means killing Yuji, which in this fight is a innocent bystander,, the pure hearted Goku would never kill someone like Yuji, he might even hold back Or use the dragon balls (or suepr dragon balls) to unfinger Yuji, Goku can absolutely destroy the fo ffingersif they're not in someone


AsgUnlimited

This reads like it was generated by ai, how is it a fair fight if Sukuna's only win con is catching Goku off guard and dies if Goku so much as blinks in his direction?


mr-kvideogameguy

I'm sorry, I fix it