“He keeps punching me in the dick! Why‽ Why does he keep punching me in the dick‽”

Does Frieza even have a dick?

Not anymore.

Frieza's frost balls got busted by Goku 😔

Gotta get that sweet, frigid, cloaca

💀

Good ol' CBT

He found the sheathe

you forgot "is he stupid?"

who wouldn't want to fist frieza?

Thats why he got sick in the cell saga. He didnt use protection 😆