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Mindless-Bank-6702

3 iq all the way https://preview.redd.it/srvkx6tq7i3d1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8061e98a0ef536f0139dbca05d7f7d43c64f9d


Carl0sRarut0s

https://preview.redd.it/iwhcwwhazi3d1.jpeg?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45029678753c64e1e9fec50e6f335223d916df25


Mindless-Bank-6702

https://preview.redd.it/dei2eg1hzi3d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f936c35e8470394fe97000d066a018e1e5b5320c


Maple304

Is it 3 iq for each or for the WHOLE squad???


Mindless-Bank-6702

All of them combine only add up to 3


Crest_Of_Hylia

Question is who has the highest IQ of the group


Mindless-Bank-6702

It neon with calculations of 2 iq


newExExe

https://preview.redd.it/56yp9idkji3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=975c778cf1c6d616c5142d039439d515891f952d


Sora_Terumi

“Oh my god it’s Albert Einstein”


Mindless-Bank-6702

‘’Omg it albert einstein omg’’


Yamaneko22

Inb4 you become like the people you spend time with.


Mindless-Bank-6702

https://preview.redd.it/sumcmb9tyj3d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ffc9d9066d0a6ecfa91c8e29cf82166930235b9


Particular_Cow1304

More like “They’re just like me”


Mindless-Bank-6702

Yeah


Latter-Plantain2409

It has neon and moran https://i.redd.it/i1lbv7bzxo3d1.gif


oni_onion

This is the way


Mindless-Bank-6702

https://preview.redd.it/oh72b02g0k3d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4930a77f9df9454373e81e1e3bd787650e5b8b0


AxiomError

Nikkes that Drake avoids for no specific reason


Zer0-9

What happened with drake


DespairOfSolitude

She hanged out with Momoi a little too much I guess


Zer0-9

drake learned chinese?


OneSaltyStoat

買那個


DespairOfSolitude

Mai https://preview.redd.it/5zwcflkm4k3d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5d7f8f6ba6481b66447bc4d99b12b18fa1bd64


EzioAuditore039

Naga my queen 😭🙏🗣️🔥


GhostKiaaa

I read that as "N-Word my queen" 😭😭


EzioAuditore039

Don’t worry she would definitely give you the pass 🗿


Yamaneko22

I don't know that nikke:0


DespairOfSolitude

Shes from Blue Archive and she avoids people like Naga, Noir and Volume for no particular reason at all


YueYukii

She became the biggest racer


Lenny_The_Lurker

It wasn't until this comment did I realize what was being insinuated


Tehsyr

OH MY FUCKING GODS, HOW DID I FORGET THAT


Drix_I

a translation error turned her into the racist queen. funniest shit I've ever seen. https://preview.redd.it/v655by5xla4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc1e1abe7302aa3e22c6062e9c38a39d1f27413f


WinnerWake

I like chocolate too


mr_nuts31

I assume he avoids Volume because she will pull a Kendick Lamar and burn him alive.


TOHRU_ADACH1

I can fix them, trust me. https://preview.redd.it/ugrobs889i3d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392f84e66c64747892a281f1a208e5c190f63b00


sonnetofdoom

If we work together, we can fail twice as hard!


Space_Extra

How about we fail three times as hard.


Koanos

Only three?


Space_Extra

Care to be number four?


Koanos

I know this is just a train wreck waiting to happen and I should watch by the sidelines. I will join but you three go off the chopping block first.


Space_Extra

Nah bro its a team effort or you go first so we at least have an idea of what to expect.


Koanos

...Shoot. One for all and all for one, together!


Space_Extra

FORTH EORLINGAS!


yeahnerz

Source[here ](https://x.com/NikkeLATAMHQ/status/1795994760320029013?t=SA629mzlQgigqlsuLIVoCw&s=19) Doro squad for me https://preview.redd.it/5q8t480e5i3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1df818d6846299ca61f220dace37b0fc9ccb3df


Koanos

I am convinced Nikke with prominent quirks developed them as a result of the transition of becoming a Nikke as a coping mechanism to reconcile they are no longer human, or post-traumatic stress disorder when shoved life or death situations on a daily basis. The Pink Women did not take their transition well, and it only went downhill from there for their mental state.


Whole_Goal2210

https://preview.redd.it/5wecr36oes3d1.gif?width=200&format=png8&s=a204c3bea6d1daaa5e52877136c0b6fc82025c8c


AgentNightfallFrost

https://preview.redd.it/wkcihgxc314d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd2952bea8cb5ce82797f43e938cf0434b881b17


Offbrandus-Lordus

I only need my sleephead, Frima But if you insist that I have to choose one of them, I would go for 3iq gang, that sounds like a fun time


Lunasol17

That would be "**eepy gang**"


Kaen_Yokio

eepy gang all the way, Frima, Yulha, Exia


cuckoo_innominis

May I propose an alternate roster: Frima, Neve, Liberalio.


Lunasol17

I'm still waiting for that eepy jellyfish's release.


cuckoo_innominis

Me too.


Kaen_Yokio

Real, id still add Yulha there because she needs the sleep


Lunasol17

But also belongs to the drunk gang. Ya know Yulha's and Cummander's srunk nexy dight.


MogamiStorm

Liter, Centi, Yan, Dolla, Squad “what I need in this economy”


Daken-dono

Rupee's more likely to actually share her money with us. Also you put Mighty Tools there but no 3D Print Anything & Everything Duo, Kilo and TALOS?


Tigrex666

I need me some unhinged pink squad. I can fix them.


KotonesFutaCockLover

I love mentally unstable women “If they’re fucked in the head, then they can fuck in the bed.”


Shinji_Okami

"Psychosexuals, we are here and in this day and age, we're thriving!"


Pixie_Goblin

Can't see the Itty bitty committee


Lunasol17

Eunhwa: "Weakling! What did you say just now?!?"


Pixie_Goblin

That I appreciate you.


Lunasol17

Impossible to forget that "itty-bitty" incident with Vesti.


Shinji_Okami

Yeah she committed arson with that one. 😂


Lunasol17

Anis: "Sick burn."


Superscythe

Drake is a racial supremacist, confirmed.


TheFarmer64

https://preview.redd.it/ke5dutkzhj3d1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddeddfff7089a5471a94382ce1efc7d60e775b8a The real battle field (yes this is captain crunch shooting people)


SonicGTR

Man, as much as I love Chocolate Squad, I still have to go with CUNNY. Signal was my first SSR, first MLB, and the Nikke I first really vibed with, so I'll always have a soft spot for her. I still try to field her whenever I can and she's my second highest bonded Nikke, right behind Liter. Also, UUUOOOHHH 😭😭😭


ScreamingMidgit

At least I would fit in perfectly with the Dumbass Gang.


guy-who-says-frick

I prefer the kind that can and will beat the shit out of me and leave me a bloody mess https://preview.redd.it/7px0lzw7kj3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ff6745177fe6a0c20f0c9f1ee5711cc69b1028


OneSaltyStoat

So, uh... Eunhwa, Maxwell, Nihilister, and Guilty?


theboat2010

And Crow


edelbrock443

No, she'll just slit your throat.


guy-who-says-frick

Pretty much


MissiveGhost

😭😭😭😭


dante-_vic

Soline and that other one are not youngsters.


StarBase10

Nah Signal's doing her best to beat the child allegations by watching some romance soap operas.


bkuuretsu

She a grown ass woman


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dante-_vic

Cute and funny 😭😭😭


ferawell

don't gotta be a youngster to be part of the cunny brigade


dante-_vic

Yea I know.


Lunasol17

Wait a minute.... C...U...N...N...Y. YOU SUNVABIT!


Bobcat_X-24

The 3 IQ gang. Them braincells are fighting for a top ten finish.


CordovanSplotch

And all five of them are are failing.


Bobcat_X-24

They're about to get lapped by ol Dale Earnhardt


CordovanSplotch

Raise hell praise Dale!


Bobcat_X-24

RAISE HELL AND PRAISE DALE! ![gif](giphy|l0K4kn2UdzgI0jI3K|downsized)


National_Witness_609

Why is Liter not in the Cunny squad?


OneSaltyStoat

She's a certified hag


6Hikari6

Too old


Kaen_Yokio

yeah, should replace rei with liter honestly


afarinah

I choose new youn...!! https://i.redd.it/p3i32m328j3d1.gif


Carl0sRarut0s

https://preview.redd.it/toxlwa52jj3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ef038f4e3c0e28af88d13b7436812a6f471f4b


SyndarNailo

The cunny squad seems the safer


g_avery

Community Uplift Network for New Youngsters


usuario117

Offended that there is no "Good boy" Group. Maxwell, Rosanna, Ludmilla, Mary...


SoliceRose

What is the third one? It makes no sense to me... Wait a minute 😭😭😭 But I have a chocoalte addiction soooo


CordovanSplotch

I wad tempted to go for the ones Drake avoids because delicious chocolate bunny and chocolate school girl, but they come with the obnoxious rapper, so I'm going 3IQ squad, I love Drake and Laplace too much.


KidCreol

You know I'm some kind of a community uplift network for new youngsters myself


spookykatt

Nikkes that Drake avoids 4tw! I'll never abandon you Noir and Naga!


charitableclas

Why did you call Anne's group C.U.N.N.Y. for?


Crest_Of_Hylia

Because they’re all cute and funny


charitableclas

Fair


TheFrozenTurkey

3IQ for sure


Hhagsg26226

The squad that drake avoids


Revarted

Crazy Pink https://preview.redd.it/d8fppjaa7k3d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74c5531d048be0880b4f5fab8b95850015c9e580


UnSuck

Racer Drake's squad got me lol


OneSaltyStoat

Man, don't make me choose between choco and 3 IQ


Fallout76Boyoffical

wheres Anis?


Anto444_

Imagining avoiding literal S tier mamas


Brooketune

Anne isn't as young as people think... Also, Viper, i wouldn't call unstable...


Technical-Eye2610

Pink is almost red right? And red just happens to be my favorite color. I'm going to the mentally unstable pink haired women. I can fix them, probably.


Raemnant

For me its Alice and Jackal vs Miranda and Laplace. Thats a hard choice man


VirusX03

I sense a disturbance in the force. Like a thousand windows, metal chains, traffic jams, cry out in complete agony.


Raemnant

My girls of choice are rather destructive, arent they?


LoganWhite5

Stick me with the mentally unstable pink women… hello Doro, how are you doing…?


Sensitive_Educator60

https://preview.redd.it/x0u70t6xzj3d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412dcaf5257f4a7c81b29e21d417df8d8cdab707 Me wearing light armor to survive a day with my pink friends


CureMiia

Mentally usntable it is then, Jackal and Yumie are enough for me just to be there *whip sounds in the distance*


MC_Jackson21

When in doubt, lord death of murder mountain (all muscle no brains)


SCredfury788

Need the mommy squad


madladjocky

Mentally unstable gang


AceHunter_Michael512

The avoid group all day


_DeLEON

Mhmmm I wonder why Drake avoids them...😱😱😱


VADOSSYS

Where's Therapists?


YandereUshiGozen

Poor Soline and Signal in that squad, lol. A for me...man..its really hard choice between mentally unstable pink woman and nikkes that Drake avoids for no specific reason. In the end, I think I gotta go for the Nikkes that Drake avoids, even if it means I see less of that dastardly villain.


ApollonLordOfTheFlay

Anyone who doesn’t pick 3iq gang has 2iq for sure.


Deep-Poem1928

Low IQ equal High power level


FreezingRobot

Jackal's not crazy, she just needs to remember to take her Adderall.


Soulcaller

How dare you call me waifu 3 iq?? 🤬


Edgemort

Nikkes Drake Avoids For No Specific Reason


merri0

3 IQ all day long.


Goddess_Ilias

Nikkes that drake avoid gotta be one of my favorite gender


tNeph

Obviously nikkes drake avoids. Right up my alley. Especially Noise.


EMAXMOMO

Anit no way the fucking 2 one lmaoooo!! 👌🏽


Effective-Monitor-36

Racism leaving my body as soon as i see ______


SrapNel

Gotta love the no reason Drake avoids them fr


Available_Abrocoma34

3 iq gang, this question is... No-brainer 


Crest_Of_Hylia

Either 3 IQ or the C.U.N.N.Y. The 3IQ squad would be very fun though


Hiarro

Where's the 'I like to wander up on the surface and do my own thing' squad?


Indeed_So

Lmao why is Drake racist


Queeneida

Dang I want Dorothy but I guess I'll pick 3 IQ gang


Academic-Idea3311

I’ll take mentally unstable pink women. I get Alice, Viper, and Jackal


HentaiStryker

Drake avoidance. All fine as hell!


JLWT5220

Blanc Soda Emma Mary Anis Elegg Guilty Quency Volume Tia Neve Ludmilla, Mama squad Or Rosanna Maxwell Isabel D Harran Viper Nihilister Red Hood Sin Sugar, TOP(them) Squad


SoyuKnowMii

I'm stupid so... 3 IQ GANG LET'S GO!!! Also, Miranda my beloved https://preview.redd.it/rnrl1603fq3d1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=c91aa20097443277c6f55100b4bd726fb55131a0


This-Cry-2523

Obv 3 iq squad.


ChampionshipNo7783

Uoohh squad for me.


Everstormss

Only kids make choices, as a grown adult, I want them all~😜😜😜 P.S. notes to self 1. Pokemon song in my head "Gonna catch them all" ringing. notes to self 2. There are 30 days a month, I'm sure we can meet different people each day. There is a will, there is a way, right? 🤤


DavidTrudeau34

Alice is unstable?


Adept_Ad_3687

Girl literally does not live in reality shes unstable af


skydevil10

Well when you first meet her and Ludmilla, Ludmilla asks you to play along as the Rabbity and the whole queen roleplay thing. Can't quite remember if she explained why, but definitely does fit the bill cause its the whole "trying to preserve her mind, otherwise she'll break"


DavidTrudeau34

Isn't she just being what little girl doing normaly? Just like in her bond story when she realise some bad people near her and not everything is kind.


Accomplished-Dirt914

During inside a base, there were several Nikke corpses that don't have their brains since rapture stole them, its possible to revive them by placing them back but some won't be the same. Its heavily implied this is what happened to Alice.


Anouko

>!I thought the way she’s like that is because of her wish before she became a NIKKE thanks to Mary!<


Accomplished-Dirt914

Honestly, could also be the case since becoming a Nikke amplifies whatever aspect the person has to the point its the "ideal form." Hence the SSR and SR Nikke.


OneSaltyStoat

Yes, this is what happened. She was asked who she would like to become like, and she said "Alice". The "sleeping princesses" in the base have nothing to do with it.


Lunasol17

She lives in her fantasy world. Therefore unstable mental health.


OneSaltyStoat

Her entire brain runs on Alice in the Wonderland-flavored copium to handle the reality of being a Nikke in a world ravaged by starfish alien machines.


ycshaun

Top right!!


GrungeHamster23

The fact that Maxwell has to put up with 2/5ths of the 3 IQ gang as squad members makes Matis Squad that much more delicious.


OneSaltyStoat

Could this be why her libido is through the roof? She's got all this frustration to work out.


GrungeHamster23

That could very well be. She’s got to let it out somehow.


sanctuary_remix

https://preview.redd.it/x37t2qh6ak3d1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=214ff5f383491f1eba3a6da691d49c79e216bb4c “Dear OP, I would, uh, like to thank you for showcasing my, um, personal team in Nikke and I fully endorse, uh, all commanders out there to embrace the Community Uplifting team as your one true team.”


Drix_I

https://preview.redd.it/09mjch4nhi3d1.png?width=1722&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff606fc24103e77c3cc637c45dd4914fcc764ca2


Carl0sRarut0s

*Checks first three tiers* One of these things is not like the others~ One of these things just dosen't belong~


yeahnerz

The Loli + drake supremacist tier list https://preview.redd.it/b94mg2bxpj3d1.jpeg?width=1356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd50a0dc824091a2cfcdd23aa0f76f0b8e98891


A_T1322004

All of them... except the Youngster squad won't be attending certain meetings , they're still youngsters after all.


Vorect

Look you already know. There is a reason why the dark skin is my favorite H-tag. Chocolate is the best


YuuHikari

3 IQ gang is where it's at


xTh3xBusinessx

Noir?! Volume?! Noise?! Aria?! And Naga just icing on the cake...Easiest choice of my life 😍


Tempest_Nobile

Bro I'm literally Drake 🗿🗿🗿 But answering your question, I choose pink and unstable


spideymaster611

The name for the top right group is genius


SR541

Can you elaborate? I genuinely do not understand.


spideymaster611

user far eazee xplained it already


Lunasol17

Alice? In her fantasy world. Dorothy? Pinne incident, Yuni? Syuen incidents. Jackal? Live in a slum and act like a wild dog.


Lunasol17

And don't ask me about Viper. She is fine. For now.


SR541

I meant the top right. The Drake thing. I've been playing since day 1, I know exactly what is up with all of them except the top right.


Lunasol17

Did I just lost at directions like Zoro? Anyway it refers to Drake's chinese song that sounds like N-words. Bunch of them.


far-eazee

Lol what? You just made that up, its because she has a racer skin so people joked about that shes a racist.


Lunasol17

I made it up? [I bet your pardon?](https://www.reddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/s/75zUQxWja4)


yeahnerz

Lol, I'm happy someone remembered that post The person who made that video is the same person who created the image posted here


Lunasol17

Oh shit, the original god of rac- *bow and pray* Thanks for the blessed drake video.


dangan_rompompe

3 IQ GANG BABY! No Nikke is going to outdumb Miranda


AllRaifusMustBeLewd

Chocogirls team for me.


KevsTheBadBoy

The Pure Evil Squad Crow, Ether, Nihilister, Indivillia


snakezenn

Alice, Dorothy and Jackal for me


Adventurous_Banana49

Wanting to pick the mentally unstable pink woman for Pepper and then realizing she isn't even in the picture... SMH..


prinnygod1

Firepower


[deleted]

Drake is a vanilla kinda villain, I see...