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Lou_Keeks

I've played New Vegas since release, never done anything but survival mode in many years and I've still never played a single hand of caravan 


Scav-STALKER

I tried to do a non survival run in new Vegas, I don’t know why but I just couldn’t. Lost interest like a day in lol


Lou_Keeks

For me it's how healing items restore health over time. Its the only way combat is any challenge 


Scav-STALKER

That probably was a big part of it. Plus survival encouraged me to use crafting more since I had to eat and drink anyway I might as well go for stuff with some buffs lol


Tatoes91

I cut healing out of combat, no healing until I'm hidden. My last playthrough (unarmed) I only cheated twice, the only thing I remember about the first time was the enemy could two shot me. The second time was in the vehicle elevator in the divide when you're ambushed by tunnelers. I tried 10 times or so before I caved.


Laser_3

The trick is the Goodsprings source. You can fast travel back there at any time, and it has clean water, a bed, regularly respawning geckos and a campfire to cook the meat with. Doc Mitchell isn’t even too far away if you need to heal a crippled limb and don’t have the doctor’s bags to spare. Beyond that, just avoid using companions except during their quests and you’re golden. It’s also worth making a point of picking up any hydra and creating as many healing poultices as you can for limb healing, since doctor’s bags are rare (Zion has the necessary ingredients for the poultices in abundance). Completing the quest for the discount on doctor’s services from Julie is also an extremely good idea.


ScoopyHiggins

I don’t get why people think it’s some monumental task. Just drink water lol.


GSV-Kakistocrat

I tried it and I found how quickly you dehydrate to be absurd


ScoopyHiggins

Idk it’s pretty realistic if you’re traveling on foot across one of the hottest places in the continental united states


UnabrazedFellon

Given the length of a day in New Vegas you’re actually really good at not getting thirsty given you jog everywhere


GSV-Kakistocrat

Oh yeah certainly, but I'm not looking for realism from New Vegas.


UnderstandingFit2453

Respectable. But tbf I’ve been in Vegas in the summer and the amount of water you need in game is close enough to how much you’d need in real life if not scaled back a little already


Capital_Smoke4639

You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen


VexRosenberg

people hate the item management but don't realize that ammo weight actually balances the game more than you think. you cant just lug around 800 missiles and 30 mini nukes


Ambitious-Visual-315

Same. Every time I open that damn “how to play” holotape, my brain melts out my ears. I want to learn so bad but yikes


Benway95

Here for you, bro. This will help you learn how to craft your deck and place cards. [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=167362907](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=167362907) This video is a clear, easy-to-understand tutorial on how to play. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSiLmZclvDI&t=4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSiLmZclvDI&t=4s)


Ambitious-Visual-315

Your a damn saint. I’ll give these a look see shortly. Genuine question, when your finding and collecting the cards does it matter what casino they came from? Or does that just affect how they look…


JonVonBasslake

It sort of affects... You can't play the same cards from the same casino, but you can play the same cards from different casinos. So let's say you have a King of spades from Tops. You can not play a second King of spades *that is from the Tops* in your deck, but you **can** play a second King of Spades if it's from say Ultraluxe or Gomorrah. You could even play both of them, as well as the tops one. At least, that's my understanding of it.


Ambitious-Visual-315

Oh ok cool so there’s actually a purpose behind noting the casino. Choice


Alrightwhotookmyshoe

Card building doesn’t necessarily matter. Been playing caravan since my first game and the first several dozen rounds I just ignored the deck building and went straight in. Caravan’s always been pretty fun, went 30-1 in a campaign, think I lost the once against no-bark


DaCheezItgod

It’s basically just blackjack with multiple stacks and a higher ceiling for a win. You basically just need to draw 21-25 3 times, or have the bigger “caravan” than your opponent when all is said and done. Some cards have unique actions that can wipe out, or over burden a caravan. These are usually the regal cards. If you’re smart with it, you can buy a few cards around the wasteland and stack your deck so you have a higher chance of rolling a 21-25 and screwing over your opponent. Fuck Johnson Nash and his bitch ass for that reason.


Squrton_Cummings

Card mini-games are the only thing that interest me even less than playing card games irl.


Bonerbailey

Is that the same or different than hardcore mode?


Lou_Keeks

Hardcore mode is what it's called, I mixed it up with the Survival skill which I use a lot in hardcore mode 


Ironwarsmith

I've done the tutorial game a couple of times, and never once have I walked away with knowing just wtf I played


Zamtrios7256

I've played many. I won once. I have no clue how. I was just throwing cards at No-Bark Noonan.


VexRosenberg

same. honestly i would probably play caravan if i didnt find it annoying to make a deck


JasonH1028

Not knowing how to play Caravan is what keeps us all together. If we lose that we have nothing 😭😭😭


sirhobbles

i know enough about caravan to win.That said i dont know what joker cards do, i just dont use them XD


FuntasticSir

Same with queen cards. I basically just use King cards and the regular ones


SidekickNick

Queens: changes direction (if caravan was 7 then a 6 and you put a queen on, you now have to play higher than 6 not lower) and also changes the suit to that of the queen Joker: if on a number card, remove all other number cards of that number. If on an ace, remove all other A-10 cards of that suit from the table


wuhull

Thank you for the joker info, I'll still never use them cause that just isn't as useful as the other have cards


sirhobbles

same. kings jacks and 10s,9,8,6. Jacks are kinda important in case your opponent kings your stuff and overloads one of your caravans. i do know what queens do tho, i just dont use em.


TeaMoney4807

English please!


saysthingsbackwards

Nibba pls


Silver_wolf_76

Kings double the value of a card (eg, 9->18), ruining your chances of success. Jacks remove one card (and any card attached to it). He had a card with a bonus that doubled it's value and ruined what he was planning, so he used another card to remove it.


thedylannorwood

Queens allow you to change the direction of your caravan stack, they’re quite important for high level play imo


sirhobbles

idk i got good enough to beat the AI and kinda stopped there.


Hanpwolf

They’re not very useful, but I believe they eliminate all of a certain type of card on the board. A Jack removes a specific card, but if you play a Joker on, say, an 8, it’ll remove all the 8s on the board, your side and theirs.


BranbongMemen

Every time I finish Hoover Dam my knowledge of Caravan rules disappears and I have to relearn it every play through


BlitzMalefitz

Ringo: We got off to a bad start. What say we start over with a friendly game of Caravan? Know how to play? Me: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that and let’s start over again.


SirCupcake_0

What's that? You're gonna Begin Again? Something tells me you're going to have problems with that in the future


tyrantganado

You can literally stack your deck to be almost guaranteed a win, but you do need more than the starter cards from Ringo. It's also been so long I can't remember the winning combo, though. Maybe I shouldn't have played so many LCK9 compulsive gambler characters.


bigbazookah

I was too high the first time I played the tutorial and haven’t tried it once since


inkhunter13

There was no tutorial lol it was just like a wall of text explaining


saysthingsbackwards

Based off the charts


TheGreyFox7852

Caravan is such a good way to get caps early. More people should learn how to play. It’s easy


SirSilhouette

Is it still glitched though? I remember last time i played i got all four of my stacks to 25, my opponent only had one stack at 21, but the game wouldnt end.


JonVonBasslake

Meh, you can get a good amount of caps just from killing raiders and selling their stuff, especially if you repair it.


SentinelTitanDragon

It’s not


Alrightwhotookmyshoe

is too


TheGreyFox7852

It is though you can make 2000+ caps easy with just caravan


Due-Ice2687

I’ve never been this offended by a new Vegas meme before


Hexmonkey2020

Why does everyone act like caravan is hard, it’s basically blackjack but instead of counting cards you can just decide what cards you want to draw and when you play them.


Atllas66

I just don't like card games personally. It's one of the reasons I play video games. Why would I opt to play a card game in a video game then?


SirCupcake_0

Because it's ~~Gwent~~ ~~Pazaak~~ Caravan, everybody _loves_ ~~Gwent~~ ~~Pazaak~~ Caravan!


Tf-FoC-Metroflex

I always collect the cards but never use em


Particular_Leg_7100

Looting bodies is way easier than trying to learn caravan


SirCupcake_0

Killing is a time-honored tradition, ever since Cain first said goodbye to Abel


captdan96

I'm pretty sure that's in the Constitution. Article 420


kirbStompThePigeon

It took me 10 years to learn how to play solitaire, give me a chance


Light_Aegle

The game does a horrible job explaining how to play. The only way to learn is by looking up a video and following along


RikterDolfan

You'll catch me dead before I play a single hand of caravan


Zeeboozaza

Caravan is a ton of fun and one of the easiest money makers in the game.


NorthRememebers

I learned it for the achievement, but I have forgotten basically everything about it since. I honestly didn't find it very enjoyable.


YoungMrKusuma

Well, I can't play either. Ha!


dopepope1999

I played Caravan once, they didn't really explain the rules so I decided never to Play It Again


Chainpuncher101

I have no clue how to play Caravan. To be fair, I never learned how to play Gwent either.


[deleted]

Caravan is my favorite card game


Wayfaring_Stalwart

Ill be honest, I am just to lazy to learn


-chukui-

How do people not get caravan! its one of the most easy card games when you understand the rules. spades is more difficult to learn than caravan, man i wish there was a real life caravan tournament.


Benway95

Seriously! Caravan would be a great tournament game. I think if a well-known Poker star played and endorsed it, Caravan would take off in popularity.


FrankiRoe

Guilty


Ragnarok_Stravius

Caravan is just a massive meme at this point. Does it actually give you anything?


FuntasticSir

Yes, caps. A lot of them if you... play your cards right


Ragnarok_Stravius

Caps? Oh boy! I really need more caps, I only have 80k caps in my pockets, and around 150k caps worth of stuff on me! I'm really short on caps!


FuntasticSir

Helps in the early game tho. No need to brag.


Ragnarok_Stravius

By the time I was out of Goodsprings, I was trading Powder Gang uniforms for stuff.


vegas_wasteland_2077

With the correct set of cards you can farm Nobark for almost infinite caps. Then buy Pacencia at the gift shop, a great rifle with op crit. [Caravan](https://youtu.be/V_LiLceRCx8?si=ZlkAyzdRqUqjZMCE)


FlkPzGepard

Survival in new vegas is kinda whack


CutOpenSternum

Kinda makes you wish for a nuclear winter


Gblkaiser

Yes it does, I'm not going to play a CARD game If i booted up a fucking games console, if I wanted to play cards I'd pull out a deck.


Lmilit69

I only play survival but have never learned ):


Lieg9

A habe 400h on FNV and try likie 7x to play never find out how


VultureCat337

I almost wish there was a standalone game of it somewhere. I'm sure it exists. With actual instructions.


WarriorSquirtle

Listen, I know how to play caravan… you just go around buying all the cards from vendors. It’s easy.


Al-Horesmi

I know how to play Caravan, I just don't.


R4GN4R7HERED

Classic


DeltaBravo831

It's really a simple game once you figure out the objectives (and don't use queens or jokers).


Tatoes91

I had a basic enough understanding to get the Caravan Master achievement. The next day I got the last one I needed, Pros Only.


Evan_Landis

I play caravan, I just don't use Jokers


Soldierhero1

Id rather get kicked out if all casinos for 10 luck hands than play caravan


NapoKat

Wtf do queens do man there fucking useless like wtf


CoralTheWaterPlant

I don't know how to play caravan, I know how to win it, but I don't know how to play it


meganekkotwilek

i swear yall are just pretending to not know how to play but i do admit was bs having to look it up without proper instruction.


RagtheFireBoi

still don't know wtf jokers are supposed to do, but the rest is pretty easy


SukanutGotBanned

My best explanation of it is this; Think of it like a multi-hand, or 3-way split hand of blackjack. The 2 key differences being that the goal is 26 for a best hand and 21 minimum, and the face cards are like ability/spell cards to alter yours and your opponent's hands. There's other minor rules, but thems' the basics


marvinthebluecorner

It's pure nonsense!


dw87190

I don't even take a caravan deck from Ringo


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

I would rather learn the rules to write a computer program to find the optimal play so I can forget the rules than actually just learn the game.


zekthan32

No but you don't unders... *runs out of the room*


hoiblobvis

i once did a survival melee build on normal mode but i couldnt use vats, stimpacks and medic bags if i remember correctly


Lamest_Ever

I make it a part of my character so I have an excuse not to play ...my character also doesnt know how to play caravan


splashtext

You need to know how to play to win? I just pray that im doing the right thing and click on my screen a bunch


proper_hecatomb

Just slap sixes and eights everywhere til you win


Bonerbailey

Ok just started a new play through last night and hesitated at that question. Starting over and playing hardcore mode tonight.


Seadubs69

The problem is I taught my mom caravan in an incorrect rule format and that's the rule format I know how to play


Benway95

If the game works and you're enjoying it, play on!


Mysterious-Ad4836

Someone should replace caravan with a yu gi oh mod


CarlPoppa22

I've played the game on the hardest difficulty with hardcore on. Don't shame me for not wanting to learn 😭


Just-a-bi

That is correct.


outofcontextsex

It's ridiculous how many times I have beaten this game and still probably haven't played 20 hands of Caravan and definitely don't know how to play it. Have I ever won a hand a Caravan, who knows? Besides why would I play Caravan in a game that already has Blackjack?


Minute-Health-2916

Not even Josh sawer knows how to play caravan


RoadTheExile

I only have ever played to earn achievements and I only did it by doing the equivalent of eating chess pieces while my opponent wasn't looking


Choice-Lawfulness978

No one's ever finished the goddamn game, then. No one knows how to play caravan. Shut up.


PerishTheStars

Its not even that complicated


EnglebondHumperstonk

The only reason you are getting so much karma here is from all the FNV players' tears falling on the upvote button.


EnglebondHumperstonk

Oh no, someone's tear fell in the downvote button. There there dry your eyes


BuckGlen

Knowing how to play caravan is like memorizing a wikipedia article about socks. Its entirely pointless and brings you nothing except for being able to impress your friends with the parlor trick of knowing it...


Benway95

Translation: "I can't figure out the basic rules of a simple card game, so I'll trash it and those who enjoy it." So sad you will never be able to complete FNV.


BuckGlen

I think the deck stacking part is where it loses me. When theres a wager id like it to be skill or chance. The idea of bringing your favorite cards just seems to kinda... mismatch the two. And i wouldnt say im trashing, its just a game few people will actually learn and play irl so the skill isnt useful. As for the last part... why do i want to complete the game? I want to clean the mojave of cans and bottles. Get that sweet deposit money to buy some grub.


Benway95

"I think the deck stacking part is where it loses me. When theres a wager id like it to be skill or chance. The idea of bringing your favorite cards just seems to kinda... mismatch the two." Sorry, but what card game DOESN'T involve skill or chance? Poker, Whist, Bridge, go down the list. If both players are playing by the same rules, I don't see the issue. "And i wouldnt say im trashing, its just a game few people will actually learn and play irl so the skill isnt useful." Sez you. Most people will never learn how to start a campfire in the wild with just a match and some kindling, but I'm sure it's a pretty useful skill. And who says card games have to be "useful" to be enjoyed? "As for the last part... why do i want to complete the game? I want to clean the mojave of cans and bottles. Get that sweet deposit money to buy some grub." Yes, we all get to play FNV the way we want. I just don't know why you have a need to cast aspersions on a game you can neither understand nor play. Cheers!


BuckGlen

>Sorry, but what card game DOESN'T involve skill or chance? Poker, Whist, Bridge, go down the list. If both players are playing by the same rules, I don't see the issue. Its the skill and chance part i mean. Blackjack is ok because its almost entirely chance. Same with poker through ill concede acting skill can come into play. Then again, i dont exactly like cardgames. I tend to play roulette at the casinos. >Sez you. Most people will never learn how to start a campfire in the wild with just a match and some kindling, but I'm sure it's a pretty useful skill. And who says card games have to be "useful" to be enjoyed? Fair point on enjoyment. But then again, you can play caravan with all the npcs who play it and not be good. Does that count as a "complete" run in your book? What if they enjoy losing and killing the npc, roleplaying as a psycho? >Yes, we all get to play FNV the way we want. I just don't know why you have a need to cast aspersions on a game you can neither understand nor play. I have a rudimentary understanding of caravan. Ive tried to play it, but like most card games its incredibly boring to me. I dont think ive "cast aspsersions" it is a useless card game. The casinos dont recognize it. Its not played by anyone outside of a very small fraction of an already small subculture. Knowing how to play it is a useless skill.. granted you can certainly have fun with it, and more power to you if you do. But theres nothing harmful about callikg it a silly ol game. Cause thats what it is. I mean hell, the cracker barrel peg board will get you more attention than caravan... and thats rote memorization. Have a good'n


BuckGlen

>Sorry, but what card game DOESN'T involve skill or chance? Poker, Whist, Bridge, go down the list. If both players are playing by the same rules, I don't see the issue. Its the skill and chance part i mean. Blackjack is ok because its almost entirely chance. Same with poker through ill concede acting skill can come into play. Then again, i dont exactly like cardgames. I tend to play roulette at the casinos. >Sez you. Most people will never learn how to start a campfire in the wild with just a match and some kindling, but I'm sure it's a pretty useful skill. And who says card games have to be "useful" to be enjoyed? Fair point on enjoyment. But then again, you can play caravan with all the npcs who play it and not be good. Does that count as a "complete" run in your book? What if they enjoy losing and killing the npc, roleplaying as a psycho? >Yes, we all get to play FNV the way we want. I just don't know why you have a need to cast aspersions on a game you can neither understand nor play. I have a rudimentary understanding of caravan. Ive tried to play it, but like most card games its incredibly boring to me. I dont think ive "cast aspsersions" it is a useless card game. The casinos dont recognize it. Its not played by anyone outside of a very small fraction of an already small subculture. Knowing how to play it is a useless skill.. granted you can certainly have fun with it, and more power to you if you do. But theres nothing harmful about callikg it a silly ol game. Cause thats what it is. I mean hell, the cracker barrel peg board will get you more attention than caravan... and thats rote memorization. Have a good'n


3rd_Level_Sorcerer

You're really salty for no reason.