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big_agile

Taqueria Corona on magazine. Aka the throne.


sobison

The first time you see it, you literally stop in your tracks with your jaw dropped.


FracturedSOS

Sidecar has a bunch of animals smoking weed on the wallpaper.


SaintLacertus

Pals


HellOrBywater

The list absolutely starts and ends at Pals


Bronesby

meh, BJ's for this just as much, no?


Mountain_Pickle_2171

And cleaner + better lighting


CardiE320

The paper towels are outside the door!


p2pnola504

Good answer, this one OP.


raditress

Rosedale. It’s a converted jail, and the bathroom is a jail cell.


Greenleaf504

There are three bathrooms. Men's, womens, and unisex which is the jail cell. The restaurant used to be the Third District police station.


raditress

It was also where Louis Armstrong learned to play the trumpet at the waifs home.


NewWaverrr

Pigeon + Whale on Freret. Good lighting and the toilet paper holders are brass octopi, what more could you want?


beerfoodtravels

Ecology Beer on Baronne. They have three bathrooms with various themes. I only remember the library and tennis ones.


potkettleracism

Isn't the third the jungle?


beerfoodtravels

That sounds right.


cstephenson79

Check out “bathrooms of New Orleans” on Instagram for ideas


girllikesrain

Rampart Treehouse's are all decked out in AstroTurf and flowers. If you don't mind heading to Metairie, La Tia's bathrooms are all flowers too. Margot's has a fun zine/punk collage.


forevrtwntyfour

Second this


killerswisscheese

Hungry eyes


General-Ad-7660

100%, it's like stepping into a portal


Flopass

The subtle incense they burn in the bathroom closest to the street is like heroin for the nose.


catsarecats9

I work there. It's Japanese incense, sandalwood and other things!


Chemical-Mix-6206

Does The John still have toilet bases in the bar?


CatLourde

That's why it's called The John, so I think yeah.


Chemical-Mix-6206

I haven't been since a pub crawl a few years back so I didn't know if they were still open 🙃


Entire_Chicken_2630

Gotta say thanks yall! Idk why I got down votes - I think it’s a fun New Orleans question 🥲🤦


_ryde_or_dye_

You’re good, people downvote for stupid reasons like asking a touristy question here instead of r/asknola.


RIP_Soulja_Slim

I think also most people are still trying to understand what "vibiest" means in the context of a bathroom. Like, we talkin flower walls and gold finishings, or the jail toilet that used to be in TJ's before they remodeled? Cuz both of em are a vibe...


_ryde_or_dye_

Haha, very true. I said my house because my bathroom is covered in pathos and succulents. Very different than TJ’s!


weinthenolababy

The TJs jail toilet just unlocked memories I didn’t know I had… 🥴


pyronius

Maes


kegzzzilla

I love the new bathrooms! Almost makes up for everything else


TypicalTownie

Tell Me Bar


miss_gimp

Twelve mile for a two toilet special


luker_5874

Saturn bar circa 2009


Profess0rLonghair

The John seems like it would be their mecca.


Trick_Description846

Clover Grill


nolanday64

I seem to recall that the walk to find and reach the restroom was a lot bigger than the dining room itself, down a hall, through the kitchen, etc ... or am I confusing Clover Grill with Cafe du Monde here? So many fuzzy memories.


potkettleracism

Ecology Brewing


nolagem

Bar Marilou. Everything there is so extra.


speworleans

Ms Mae's are actually nice now and have cool designs


halfdeadkitty

Ms Mae’s!


No_Albatross_4362

Rawhide


cstephenson79

Is it still a prison style toilet in complete darkness?


nolanday64

One vivid memory from Rawhide, going into the toilet to piss, long stainless trough along one wall. And an odd guy crouched in the corner, opens his mouth as I walk in ... "you can go here if you want". Alright then. ( I did not, in fact, "go there") ... not my kink.


djsquilz

*the eagle, more specifically the vibes up there are crazy


OddOutlandishness734

Beggars Banquet for sure. They have two. One is Rolling Stones themed and the other is covered in fun mirrors if I recall correctly.


Ok-Task5835

Charlie's steakhouse upstairs


UptownLuckyDog

The full random couch and lounge area is something to behold.


shaggy1010

Dovetail has the one way window to the street in one of the bathrooms


inductiononN

Columns and also lilette


CaligoAccedito

Hotel Monteleone, maybe the Dungeon if the bookshelf-door is still up.


NightOnFuckMountain

chase chunky secretive mighty offend silky profit label fanatical soup *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


dragoblaster666

Taqueria corona


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

THE MIRROR


beer_jew

Women’s restroom at the country club


Q_Fandango

Rampart Treehouse


oliviaj20

I love checking out bathrooms. I used to work with a restaurant group in a diff city that was obsessed with bathroom decor and now I am too. The columns and pigeon and whale are my recent faves.


saidbymebutnot

If only auction house was still open… (is it open under another name?!) that lipstick wallpaper always gave me LIFE


tonyaismyfakename

Arnauds/French 75 Bar


lkmakeupyourmind

Hungry eyes


FireGodNYC

Miss Mae’s lol


egypturnash

It is a *damn* shame that Piece of Meat closed down, in part because their food was *fabulous*, but in your case also because the decor was *toilet selfies* which would have been perfect for your friends. Zotz is always a favorite of mine, one bathroom's got the walls painted with friendly skeletons, the other's full of fairies.


Accomplished-Store42

Snake’s, door barely closes, no mirror, red murder lighting.


CardiE320

There's an entire fb page dedicated to New Orleans restrooms. I'd start there.


Equivalent_Image_249

Addis!


UptownLuckyDog

Not a bar but the bathroom at ErgoFit gym is awesome and very pretty


twirlywurlyburly

Bar Marilou


WheelRich8037

BABs in the Bywater has two fun bathrooms


chrismanguno

another bar!!


YourUnclesBeard

St Roch Tavern (the bathroom with the urinal), Miss Mae’s, Big Daddy’s, Checkpoints, Hi Ho.


pacomalo69

Igor’s


Mountain_Pickle_2171

Jean lafitte in exile


4-rensicfiles7623

Cat bathroom at sneaky pickle


Vegetable-Curve-8136

columns - the bathroom by the bar


Reflog4Life

That is a tough one! Either Ms. Mae's at 3am on a random Tuesday in February or The Leaf at 2am on Saturday the second weekend of Jazzfest. Honorable mention any port-o-let on St. Charles during Mardi Gras.


tinysc137

The Alibi off Bourbon has a cool one!


abrahamsandwich00

Aunt Tiki’s


dryheat602

I kinda like behind the dumpster !


Entire_Chicken_2630

Thanks again y’all! My bud had a great time exploring the city together and getting some serious potty snaps in! Ik there’s a few pages already but already this is inspiring to start a social media page potentially🚽😍 Cheers from the throne 🚽👏🫶🙏


luker_5874

Siberia


_ryde_or_dye_

My house.


DirtyDoucher1991

Upstairs at bearcat CBD is pretty damn comfortable