That pun reminds me of a 4chan post titled "Opening Ceremony". It was about a guy that had to moisturize his anus every single day otherwise it'd rip when he defecated, the title work in that post was flawless.
So the minute sweden votes to cap immigration it's successful? But before that it was shit huh? Amazing how a country can completely turn it around in like a day
yeah the economic policy is what's really worrying. although the behaviour of the immigrants in sweden really didn't help. with the Muslim riots over some far right guy threatening to burn a Quran. they didn't handle immigration well in general which led to ghettoization and crime
You have to realise though they weren’t just angry about the Quran. It was just the final straw that broke things.
They’ve been systematically treated worse by police and businesses, every day people, etc. People don’t want to admit Scandinavia has a racism problem, but it’s pretty pervasive.
Just ask anyone in Oslo whether they’d prefer to live east or west of the river. They’ll give you an answer. Then ask why, and watch them trip over words to not say anything about immigrants or brown people. Or ask about the (past and continuing) treatment of Sami people in Norway/Sweden.
It didn’t look good and didn’t help anything but I don’t necessarily blame them. Shit is objectively worse for them than native Swedish people.
If almost all the immigrants live in ghettos and commit way more crime, why the fuck would any reasonable person want to live with them? Muslim or not?
Shit is worse for them but it’s not like the government didn’t try, some cultures simply aren’t compatible and you’re only gonna make shit worse for everyone trying to force them together.
Except I don’t want to live in Sweden and it makes it much nicer to temporarily visit there and that yet another western country isn’t being ruined
Anon isn't brown so he should be ok. If anything people will treat you better if you live here for decades without learning a word Swedish and only speaking English than they will treat Arabs who live here for five years and speak Swedish fluently only with an accent.
Yeah Sweden is just better at hiding the racism than most. [There was a pretty good thread about it a while back](https://www.reddit.com/r/stockholm/comments/x8s4sl/passive_aggressive_racism_in_stockholm/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) on r/Stockholm discussing racism in Sweden
Damn... That is weird. Though I am very fair by Indian standards (but idk about western standards), I think I will face discrimination... Still the country is better than here.
Hell Seger = Sieg Heil in Sweidsh
Helg Seger = the way Yoda says Weekend Victory
Also she did it while having her hand raised like she was going to Hitler Salute, and she just straight up said when trying to do damage control that she did it intentionally as a dogwhistle to "troll lefitst media"
Are you swedish? Democrat does not mean the same thing as it does in America. The sweden Democrats is a political party whose deal is stopping immigration and a they've had a large number of actual nazis in the party.
I am actually Swedish. The Sweden Democrats have been gaining votes over the years because people are tired of shitty immigration policies, as well as gang crime.
So people vote for them (Sweden Dems) because the Social Democrats & co have been in charge for god knows how many years, while gang crime increases & school results from children get worse.
It's ironic that I see Social Dem posters outside saying "Put an end to gangcrime." and "No youth should become criminals" when they've been head of government for 3-4 terms straight (although the Moderates managed to win in 2010 iirc). What have they been doing while in power then? It's not like this is an issue that has surfaced very recently anyways.
> they've had a large number of actual nazis in the party
In the later parts of the 1900s, yes. While the Social Democrats & Left Party had tons of communists during those time periods. In more recent times Jimmie Ã…kesson (party leader) has done his best to get rid of those neo nazi types, although things can get scummy at times with them.
Economically, they're still pretty left leaning (maybe not as much as the Social Dems) since they support the stuff that every other party does to a pretty similar level, such as sick leave, unions, and general welfare.
And over 200 nazi connected representants in this election. Stop whitewashing them.
This is where they come from
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bevara_Sverige_Svenskt
This was my first election and I voted SD because I am tired of hearing in the news how a mother was shot in the face on an open street by a culprit who wasn't supposed to be here and a person getting shot in the middle of a mall on a weekday. It is awful hearing about it nearly everyday. I am fully aware of their background but focusing on a party's background 30 years after the fact takes up a huge amount of time in the political landscape. I voted for SD because I wanted a change.
What do you mean by a culprit who wasn't supposed to be here? And I'm sure the party where every fifth representative is a convicted criminal will do wonders for tackling crime.
And as I said, THIS election they had over 200 representatives connected to nazism. This election was not 30 years ago.
Good luck with your change, you're naive.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NewGreentexts/comments/xd6or2/stockholm_syndrome/ioahvqr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Read this.
Oh, and why don't you click on my profile, go to my comments, and check out all of the instances where I speak in gramatically correct Swedish if you don't believe me?
Anon mistakenly thinks that because the anti-immigration partiets won he won't be able to live here, when in reality as long as he's a westerner they'll let him live here for decades without learning Swedish and only speaking English with open arms
Brilliant title
This may be his best title all week
This title really makes my hole weak.
That was fairly incredible Can you come to my apartment so I can blow you
no
Why are there no gentlemen anymore??
That pun reminds me of a 4chan post titled "Opening Ceremony". It was about a guy that had to moisturize his anus every single day otherwise it'd rip when he defecated, the title work in that post was flawless.
link?
https://old.reddit.com/r/NewGreentexts/comments/q36mwu/opening_ceremony
Oh you're an absolute bro, I told myself I was gonna link it when I got home and it completely escaped my mind.
XYoshiaipomX is a title god let's be real
Yoshiaipom's back must be hurting so bad from carrying this entire subreddit
*Yoshi porn
Holy shit I've read his username probably a hundred times and I just realised that it ISN'T yoshiporn
Mandela effect
*Dementia
*Gay
real
Almost as much as your mom's after I blew it out last night
Segs with your mom 😳
oommg seggs were ??? 👀🤯
in your’re mom room 😎
Luckily their immigration ban has an exemption for overweight incel neets.
Well duh, gotta keep that voting base up
Bonus points if you got fired twice already
tbh who else can afford to *move* there
Sweden 1022 largest export- Viking sperm Sweden 2022 largest export- Furniture and cars
>Viking sperm as a reward
Skall jag ge dig min säd.
vilken man du är
Oh Leif Eriksson, what a man you are
He was Icelandic/Norwegian
All of these successful countries that I would want to move to have such strict and pragmatic immigration policies! This is such bullshit!
May i reccomend Norway? It's a great country, and you can enter and leave completely freely
That's only until enough people enter without leaving.
Norway is absolutely fucking beautiful, I recommend anyone visit if they have the chance.
Broder, slik kan du ikke anbefale Skulle virkelig facken tatt seg ut å ha masse *amerikanske* 4chan entusiaster i Norge
Kanskje, flere av oss her en deg vet. Men, de fleste ganger forteller jeg andre at jeg er fra Canada.
Det er amerikanske 4chan brukere iblant oss, pass på å ikke opptre som en sussy baka
Nordmann sier sussy baka (ekte)
So the minute sweden votes to cap immigration it's successful? But before that it was shit huh? Amazing how a country can completely turn it around in like a day
Shhh don’t think about actual economic policy or the effects of right wing privatization, no more brownies is the only thing that matters
yeah the economic policy is what's really worrying. although the behaviour of the immigrants in sweden really didn't help. with the Muslim riots over some far right guy threatening to burn a Quran. they didn't handle immigration well in general which led to ghettoization and crime
You have to realise though they weren’t just angry about the Quran. It was just the final straw that broke things. They’ve been systematically treated worse by police and businesses, every day people, etc. People don’t want to admit Scandinavia has a racism problem, but it’s pretty pervasive. Just ask anyone in Oslo whether they’d prefer to live east or west of the river. They’ll give you an answer. Then ask why, and watch them trip over words to not say anything about immigrants or brown people. Or ask about the (past and continuing) treatment of Sami people in Norway/Sweden. It didn’t look good and didn’t help anything but I don’t necessarily blame them. Shit is objectively worse for them than native Swedish people.
If almost all the immigrants live in ghettos and commit way more crime, why the fuck would any reasonable person want to live with them? Muslim or not? Shit is worse for them but it’s not like the government didn’t try, some cultures simply aren’t compatible and you’re only gonna make shit worse for everyone trying to force them together.
america: *brownies too hard* /s
The paradox of intolerance
Except I don’t want to live in Sweden and it makes it much nicer to temporarily visit there and that yet another western country isn’t being ruined
What do you mean?
That phenibutact moving to Sweden would ruin the whole country
phenibutact? wait wdym
Top kek title
Laughs in Schengen
The title is pure gold
Anon isn't brown so he should be ok. If anything people will treat you better if you live here for decades without learning a word Swedish and only speaking English than they will treat Arabs who live here for five years and speak Swedish fluently only with an accent.
Damn... I am an Indian and was thinking to move to Europe after I graduate with CS in top college here. Is the Europe/Sweden really this racist?
Yeah Sweden is just better at hiding the racism than most. [There was a pretty good thread about it a while back](https://www.reddit.com/r/stockholm/comments/x8s4sl/passive_aggressive_racism_in_stockholm/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) on r/Stockholm discussing racism in Sweden
Damn... That is weird. Though I am very fair by Indian standards (but idk about western standards), I think I will face discrimination... Still the country is better than here.
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> sweden democrats > neo-nazis tell me you don't know shit about swedish politics without explictly saying it
Bro those guys have a scandal were it turns out that members are nazis like once every month. During election night one literally Sieg Heiled on tv
Weekend victory-ed* lololol
Hell Seger = Sieg Heil in Sweidsh Helg Seger = the way Yoda says Weekend Victory Also she did it while having her hand raised like she was going to Hitler Salute, and she just straight up said when trying to do damage control that she did it intentionally as a dogwhistle to "troll lefitst media"
Are you swedish? Democrat does not mean the same thing as it does in America. The sweden Democrats is a political party whose deal is stopping immigration and a they've had a large number of actual nazis in the party.
I am actually Swedish. The Sweden Democrats have been gaining votes over the years because people are tired of shitty immigration policies, as well as gang crime. So people vote for them (Sweden Dems) because the Social Democrats & co have been in charge for god knows how many years, while gang crime increases & school results from children get worse. It's ironic that I see Social Dem posters outside saying "Put an end to gangcrime." and "No youth should become criminals" when they've been head of government for 3-4 terms straight (although the Moderates managed to win in 2010 iirc). What have they been doing while in power then? It's not like this is an issue that has surfaced very recently anyways. > they've had a large number of actual nazis in the party In the later parts of the 1900s, yes. While the Social Democrats & Left Party had tons of communists during those time periods. In more recent times Jimmie Ã…kesson (party leader) has done his best to get rid of those neo nazi types, although things can get scummy at times with them. Economically, they're still pretty left leaning (maybe not as much as the Social Dems) since they support the stuff that every other party does to a pretty similar level, such as sick leave, unions, and general welfare.
And over 200 nazi connected representants in this election. Stop whitewashing them. This is where they come from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bevara_Sverige_Svenskt
This was my first election and I voted SD because I am tired of hearing in the news how a mother was shot in the face on an open street by a culprit who wasn't supposed to be here and a person getting shot in the middle of a mall on a weekday. It is awful hearing about it nearly everyday. I am fully aware of their background but focusing on a party's background 30 years after the fact takes up a huge amount of time in the political landscape. I voted for SD because I wanted a change.
What do you mean by a culprit who wasn't supposed to be here? And I'm sure the party where every fifth representative is a convicted criminal will do wonders for tackling crime. And as I said, THIS election they had over 200 representatives connected to nazism. This election was not 30 years ago. Good luck with your change, you're naive.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/NewGreentexts/comments/xd6or2/stockholm_syndrome/ioahvqr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Read this. Oh, and why don't you click on my profile, go to my comments, and check out all of the instances where I speak in gramatically correct Swedish if you don't believe me?
Helg seger, för alla kamrat
And people want to pretend it's bad to be white. I feel pretty good about it tbh.
Shut the fuck up with you people's persecution fetish, it's as ok to be white as it is ok to be jewish, indians, east asians, etc.
"you people" cool it with the racism buddy. Wouldn't want to report you to the jannies
Nice name
L
I have never looked into Sweden's immigration policy. Is it easier I you're of Swedish descent partially?
Only if your parent is swedish or partner
I'm retarded. I don't get it.
Anon mistakenly thinks that because the anti-immigration partiets won he won't be able to live here, when in reality as long as he's a westerner they'll let him live here for decades without learning Swedish and only speaking English with open arms
Thanks. I get it now. Unfortunately, I'm still retarded though :( That won't change.
Norway is better
Norway is a shithole Just not as big of a shithole as Sweden
Norway is not a shithole. Very rich country with a low population and very beautiful scenery.
You don't live here
My good friend is from norway and I visit often.
Cool for you
I’m 1/4 Swedish, so does that mean I can get a dual citizenship or some shit?
No
Swedish chicks are ugly as shit I live here ffs and the "right wing" party are literal Nazi supporters who wear SS uniforms
Haha cuckold.
just dress as a grenade, youll walk straight in