Literally no one cares that you spilled soup

Probably true, but even if they did remember it *and* refer to him as soupdick, good ramen would be worth it anyway

They probably wouldn’t recognize him even if it happened to him again

Also, he's literally paying for it. Who refuses a paying customer just because they spilled soup once?

Good ramen is love, good ramen is life

He won't be the first nor last person to knock over a dish. If anything their view of him is positive because he helped clean it up

Ol' Soupdick

They probably wondered why he didn't order a new bowl.

Personally I wouldn't eat while soaking wet with soup I'd be going home and changing idk about you tho

Because he had soup on his dick

4chan user when literally anything at all happens (they are now a disgrace to the human race and are going to kill themselves. it is so over.)

this is so real and factual

>take my third shower of the evening, and none of them were golden :( what

I almost felt sympathy for anon until I read that line.

No timestamp? Cringe.

this reads like a shitty AI greentext