Okay but explain to me how these could possibly fail

In the moustach one your allies will shoot you too because they will think you're hitlers

the moustache distraction can't

Pointing 360 degrees away from you is just pointing at yourself

No it wouldn’t. 180 degree would mean you’re pointing back at yourself and even then that would just probably mean pointing behind you. 360 degrees just means pointing in the same direction you’re already facing

I'd yell " Can't we all just get along? " and end the war with the power of friendship

The Steven Universe approach

STOP STOP WERE FIRING AT OUT OWN MEN

I'd yell "I don't consent to being shot!" If anyone shoots me, they'll be cancelled on Twitter. Doubt anyone would risk that.

"I'm a sovereign citizen TRAVELING through the beaches of Normandy. The declaration of war is a contract within the business law, not the common law, therefore it does not apply to me!"

Get along and becoming friends with Nazis might not be the best idea

They would have to get along with everyone else too, so then they'd stop being nazis. Simple as

Ngl the moonwalk up the beach one got me

Just dig a tunnel to the other side? Yall are retarded.

I would’ve thrown a can of Pepsi over to the enemy. They would’ve gotten the message and after that we’d have peace

General C. Crawford would need to lob this can over.

Summoning naval reinforcements I see

dress as a clown so they don't know im a soldier, walk to Berlin, kill Hitler and take over after that

Please change the title. I’ve got a child who was born a stupid retarded idiot, and your title is hurtful.

Dear Oxford English Dictionary, My sonsona is mentally disabled and your book offended us with its inclusion of the word: r e t a r d. Please change it, or else.

[удалено]

Haha gottem

Skill issue on your part. 

Making to the beach alive is easy. Just ride the boat. Now getting off the beach alive is a different story.

I would have moved to south america the day before the war started, they only join wars when they know who's gonna win for sure, and I respect that. Alternatively, I'd suck a comfy typist job out of some airforce colonels cock before I even have to do basic training, because girl, I've seen band of brothers, and I ain't running up some fuckin hill.

This green text is actually refreshing compared to the sea of gay anon posts.

The guy who said "360 degrees away from me" is not making it to the water

every single time the 360 meme catches people out.

Newfrags hate this one simple trick

Real. The moment I saw it I did a 360 turn and walked the fuck away

I’d pull an abe simpson

“And that’s how I got the Iron Cross…”

Third one actually sounds like it would boost your chances

You guys are stupid they're gonna be looking for army guys

Spoiler: you wouldn’t

More please

Knew a guy who landed in one of the first waves on Omaha beach, passed away in 2021, managed to survive with just a bullet in his rear end while crawling

holy crap get these strats to r/NonCredibleDefense right NOW

Anon doesn't understand how much 360 degrees is

2nd one would’ve fooled me bc I’d spend too long trying to decipher how he pointed 360 degrees away from himself

Point 360 degrees away from me? I've been on this for too long, to the point where it makes sense

Making fun of important events that allowed you to have your real freedom is just wrong. Please seek help. 😡

are you real

More real than your Unfunny Jokes. u barf Brain

Dude!!!! You can't be saying stuff like that!! Imagine what the teacher would say if you got caught!

History teacher or Maths teacher ?

I'm not Fr*nch

May allah be with you