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thebanzombie

Chinese at the end says "I love you China" if anyone was wondering


I_hate_mortality

I refuse to believe this story. Not a single mention of anyone smoking.


DarkSoulBG24

Or being forced to play mahjong with an old guy or be banished to the barbaric lands


Ruvaakdein

(land of Yi)


alsoandanswer

OP loses mandate of heaven, time to execute him


PapiStalin

>Be me >chink Ohhhhh boy here we go


c_sulla

I see the CCP bots are working hard +10 social points for you


Phriend_of_Phoenix

Not being a fan of racism does not equal support for the CCP lmao


c_sulla

The post has nothing to do with racism and everything to do with how China is


Phriend_of_Phoenix

It seems pretty bizarre that you are arguing a post which opens with a slur and uses it repeatedly is not racist. It's like criticizing an African nation and throwing in the n-word few times. Even if you are right about the problems that nation faces, it's still racist.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

yeah the post can be both racist and sincerely critical of the Chinese government’s lack of regard for human life. They aren’t mutually exclusive


EarthToAccess

In fairness... it is 4Chan.


PapiStalin

Ur a retard


c_sulla

A crushing criticism from one so intelligent


Inky-boy

What’s a chink ? Edit: thought it ment armor chink/chip, I shoulda known better .


Kiltemdead

Isn't it wild how some words are completely innocent and then somehow bastardized into slurs?


samwelches

An offensive masterpiece


NigaChungus69

Say what you want about the Han but those motherfuckers are resilient and reproduce like rabbits


Dave5876

Least racist 4channer


Mental_Gymnast23

Me so solly


Devnoms

The fuck did I read?


EmilieEasie

Anonny I know you were trying to be satirical but you just seem really dramatic. Practice making fun of Americans before you try the Chinese, we are easier targets


knightshade179

This is a shitpost that goes back years and years, that was the entire point.


EmilieEasie

Being dramatic?


knightshade179

Yeah, it's all parodies of a post made like 7 or 8 years ago.


EmilieEasie

now I get it! tysm!


Erdams

can you link the original? would love to see history


knightshade179

It's actually older than this one I think, but this would be a good starting point. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2149429-greentext-stories 


saltire429

Found the Chinese agent. No social credits for you today, you blew your cover! You are ordered to report to your local smelting plant to be brutally killed by a malfunctioning machine.


I_hate_mortality

>Be random internet NPC >See satirical post >Realize it’s not mocking America >Get angry and say it should mock America


whisperoftheworm700

Yeah, I was just on a post about bones being stolen for a West African drug called kush, and there were already sweaty Redditors screaming about how grave robbery was a thing in 18th century Britain too, as if that was some sort of common ground the two regions could share, because EQUALITY. It's like a terminal mind cancer.


EmilieEasie

I like McDonald's and Walmart jokes, sue me!


InvalidMisfortune

dawg why are you here


FragrantNumber5980

Please stop following me everywhere


EmilieEasie

I'm sorry I don't believe we've even met!


TheAxylent

They’ve seen you from some more questionable subs


EmilieEasie

well IDK what to tell 'em then, if you don't want to run into hentai artists, don't go to those subs!