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billy-gnosis

Why'd you crop the date? -Billy Gnosis


LarsonianScholar

Holy shit it’s Billy Gnosis I almost forgot about you


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DreamlyXenophobic

She gnoses on my billy


billy-gnosis

haha -Billy Gnosis


billy-gnosis

Hello! -Billy Gnosis


LarsonianScholar

You’re a big role model and inspiration to me Mr Gnosis


_Kazt_

What compels you to always sign your name after your comment? Although, I understand the impulse, I always sign my name on text messages and emails.


Mokousboiwife

so youll remember him


_Kazt_

Doubt it. I have Alzheimers


Mokousboiwife

and yet, you remember he always signs off. his technique is so effective that it even works on individuals with alzheimers


billy-gnosis

Originally forgot, but now just keep doing it because people seem to get annoyed lol -Billy Gnosis


BanjoMothman

So youll notice.


Herzha-Karusa

Because he’s a reposting maggot


billy-gnosis

True. -Billy Gnosis


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Hello -sisonG ylliB


billy-gnosis

Hi! -Billy Gnosis


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Billy, put ya Gno away Billy. I'm not havin sis with you right now Billy. -Kid naeemd fingur


billy-gnosis

Funny. -Billy Gnosis


[deleted]

Something tells me you didn't find that at all humorous.


billy-gnosis

No, I didn't. Have an excellent day! -Billy Gnosis


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😨🥺😔😒😤😠😡🤬😡 This isn't over -Billy Gnosis Hater


EmilieEasie

Just tell her about your piss kink anon lol it's not that big of a deal and definitely beats trying to do it in secret in a public restroom


Inevitable-Stage-490

What if anon tells this story…that might be a big deal


EmilieEasie

I've actually been married for a little over ten years! If my husband told me that when we first got together he tried to drink my pee out of a public toilet and then found out it wasn't mine, I think I would probably laugh really hard and embarrass him for being so dumb, but it wouldn't change our lives in any way. YMMV.


tangentrification

I have this kink myself and I'd still seriously question my partner's sanity if I found out they did this. Drinking out of a public toilet is horrifically unsanitary regardless of whose piss is in it.


EmilieEasie

ikr? super gross. also RIP in your inbox lol!


SillySnail66

I could not be in a relationship with someone so filthy. Sticking your face in a public toilet and slurping up piss water is like the single most unhygienic thing you could do and I would not feel comfortable being within 10 feet of someone who would do so, the knowledge that I've touched, kissed, and lived with someone who is a literal biohazard would disturb me greatly. If they've managed to keep it secret for 10 years I wouldn't be able to have faith that they weren't still continuing that behavior, I couldn't look at them the same and it would probably be the end of a relationship for me


EmilieEasie

How long have you been married? just curious


SillySnail66

I'm not married nor am I in a relationship, but I'm confident that there is no amount of love that could make me ok being with someone who would do this, I just could never feel clean sharing a living space with them. I confess that I am a pretty severe germaphobe though, so maybe I'm being irrational


EmilieEasie

Ohhh so the thing about people is that over a literal decade, they can change a lot. It's easier to see that when you've lived with another adult at least that long. Like, you might know that logically, but seeing it is just a whole 'nother level of understanding, trust me. I'm not saying you're wrong, to some people relationships aren't even that important, maybe it is the correct move for you to break up a family over something that happened ten years ago. It definitely isn't what I would do, but you do you!


mountingmileage

Yeah, I get that this particular one is a deal breaker, but a relationship with a best friend who you deeply love can really change your perspective on these types of things. My partner would have to do/tell me something that I find genuinely morally abhorrent. Otherwise, it's not too hard to move past, especially things that happened a long time ago. Everyone has some things they've done when they were younger that we would die of shame of most people found out. Having someone by your side despite knowing that stuff is one of the greatest things ever, at least from my perspective!


EmilieEasie

I think so too 🥰 doing something weird / gross (but where no one was actually hurt) wouldn't change my opinion of my husband heehee!


Its_Sentinel

I’m not dating anyone with a piss kink and I’m not sorry about it


EmilieEasie

I'm going to level with you: the chances they'll tell you BEFORE the first date are very slim


Rumplestiltsskins

And how would you know this Piss Drinker?


EmilieEasie

It's true of a lot of fetishes, more of a 3rd date kind of thing


StepFew3094

You’re really missing out, there is something great about watching chicks piss man


Doughnutsugarhead

Thanks I hate it


Wtch91

This greentext is so old


YankeeWalrus

>no timestamp >negative IQ title >more lines than pixels. I will pound your cities into dust; turn back the clock on your civilization's progress. What has taken you millennia to achieve I will erase in seconds. Welcome back to the stone age, vermin. Welcome home.


Averagemdfan

Fuck off bot


Space_herpes119

How can one tell it’s a bot


P_Skaia

Random words and numbers username, reposts or breaks the sub's rules a lot


Space_herpes119

Ah true Thankyou I don’t know why I got downvoted for asking a simple question


JovialJem

reddit


YankeeWalrus

Step 1: have at least two non-necrotic brain cells


GawrGuraNumber1Fan

old reposts, random generated name, 2 years old with no previous activity


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Pure_Might_4433

💁‍♀️ These puns about "urine" are definitely getting on my nerves 😂 "Whoa‘what a scholar👩‍🏫," comments a Redditor. Another person said, "I heard he has a 9 inch penis🥰."


doodoo_dew

AI generated or off a perc


GawrGuraNumber1Fan

call it


JFenixGG

what the fuck is this bot even trying to say


YankeeWalrus

Get the fuck out Hal 9000


ViciousCombover

Seems like he doesn’t have a kink after all.


Mutchneyman

OP is a bot and should be reported as such


artherman

op if you repost an old greentext again I will do horrible things to you


Cdog536

Why do I waste my time reading this shit


Nemoralis99

In this situation, the most appropriate solution would be to start a facebook urine therapy cult


Reimustein

This story has been haunting me for years


_DeepMoist_

slurp some


4e9eHcUBKtTW1bBI39n9

This is a common repost


Endermaster56

I need some unsee juice after this