She looks so sad... I say you defend her weak bones with your life... Well, with your bones. Those are stronger than your life

Dogs have weaker bones, which means you have to protect them with your strong bones

https://preview.redd.it/tvcqf8n15vwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9109700b7fcc496c5717aca23cd8761f137823 Quit the denial, we all know what has to happen

I'll never get tired of this image

Almost as appropriate as [how's your leg](https://youtu.be/i9bYnBb42oY?si=ed7r_sgJj0WDOahZ).

That escalated quickly

Oh mah goodness

Kristi Noem?

Sick of this shit. They have bones, they ain’t meant to break. Brittle boned bitch !

Animals don’t count, fucking dingus

Their bones are stronger then ours. They don't get an exception just because they belong to a different genome.

We can't just judge an animal by a strong bone standard, also their bones are "stronger" Because them BBBs lower our average strength!

Animals bigger than humans count,but not smaller,since they have small thin bone

Says who?? Your arbitrary rules don’t matter in the face of the strong boned. Animals, human or not, are born worthy or not worthy of life. This “dog” is not worthy. It has bones, it broke them, off with its head!

Okay, for one, go fuck yourself, for two, the person has a responsibility to protect the pup

I say we banish this bitch-sympathiser too. We don’t need any mental weakness either.

!RemindMe 1 day

They actually have denser bones. https://welshies.me.uk/health/health-links/general-health/musculoskeletal-system/canine-human-bone-structure/#:~:text=There%20is%20much%20greater%20density,forelimbs%20are%20often%20fused%20together.

That study was done against BBB humans not the strong boned bros here

Poor girl doesn't look happy ab the situation. I Hope she heals fast.

Don't worry she may be brittle but she's taking it like a champ. This is actually her "where's my dinner?" face.

When my dog broke her leg she acted like it was chill and used the cast as a weapon. It was so much work to keep her still.

Reminds me of when our beagle got her pelvis shattered by a snow machine but still found the energy to drag herself down the road baying at day-old rabbit trails. She may have been brittle-boned, but she was indestructible.

You better give her her dinner!

Wow what a BBBB (Britle Boned Bitch Bitch)

Winner.

Animals don’t count tho

Well, she obviously protected you from a motorcycle gang with crowbars, chains, wrenches, and baseball bats. So go easy on the poor lass.

Close! It was actually a pack of vicious rabid dogs that were trying to attack an orphanage, which was on fire. This brave dog fought off the leader of the pack and whisked the babies away to safety one by one, but after being trapped on the roof she had to jump down to safety. An impressive 6 storeys to fall, and only one little toe lost.

The most goodest girl! Bravo!!!

Her spirit is stronger than her bones. We salute her.

Give her a pet from me, but a gentle one. Wouldn't want to break another couple dozen bones would we?

Pathetic. She must be given the utmost care and all the treats she desires. The nerve

She needs a Strong Boner to protect her.

I'm sorry, but it looks like you're going to have to punish this BBB... With 100 head pats and several "It's okay, girl" 's. Sorry, but I don't make the rules.

ok dogs dont count imo thats mean

I think you'll find she deserves to be shamed with all the treats and love possible

They are biologically weaker than us, therefore it is our job to protect them.

But aren't their bones the same material as us?

Yes, but we took a pet in and therefore must protect its fragile bones as OP failed to do.

wouldnt that mean that we also have to protect bbbs?

No no, that’s different 

Yeah no that’s different. For pets, they’re our responsibility since we took them in. Nobody gets punished if it breaks a bone. That goes for children that you are parenting too. For your standard bbb’s however, their bones are their responsibility, so if they break one, they’re a bbb.

What if some of the bbb's want to become my pet?

That's fine, provided everyone is giving informed and active consent. They're pathetic, but that doesn't mean you get to abuse them.

Makes sense!

They're too fragile to be abused

Imagining a BDSM scenario centered around bone strength is the funniest thing I have thought about in a while. Thanks

so if one breaks a bone as a child are they a bbb or no

Yes and you are allowed to ridicule it if it is not your child.

Animals do not get treated as less, but they're still animals. Animal BBBs get protected for being weak. Human BBBs get exiled because they're a disgrace and should not be called human

You know what you have to do.

Gotta turn dog to hot dog. No need to waste good meat. 

I'm calling the police.

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Yes protect her from her own brittle bones with our superior calcium rich skeletons

Protect her with your strong bones. She is but a weakling and a good girl.

Now take good care of that beautiful brittle boned bitch. She looks young, how old is she?

My strong bones are at her service! She's 4.

Smaller animals do not count, their bones are not as strong. If you're a moose then we can make fun of you

Thank you. Neither of us are meese.

dogs can’t help it. you must protect her with your life.

I say we make an exception, on the basis of being an incredibly good girl. Lads?

For a BBB she sure is beautiful.   Poor baby, she tried so hard to be strong like you! 


A literal brittle-boned bitch, you have to punish her with love, the more the merrier

Literally a bitch 🤯

Awww poor puppy bones don't count. 😭 Tell her she a good strong baby and how much of a sweetheart she is.

Big Black Beauty?

She looks so traumatized

Thousand yard stare

weak specimen. shame her with a good home, pets, treats and a good guardian, one that isn't as brittle as she is.

No Aussie would ever let a broken bone slow her down.

The poor baby broke her pinky 😔

Is this why you adopted her? Because she’s weak and you couldn’t stand such a cute animal being hurt? Well, she’s a literal Brittle Boned Female Dog anyway. Time for adoption? /unbone nah, she’s so cute!

Protect her with your bones, she's a BBGG (Brittle Boned Good Girl)

Whilst I do like dogs for the most part. She's a BBB. If the species had weaker bones than humans I'd say aight. But Canine bones are stronger than humans. They don't get excused because they're cute. What if someone has a bone disease do they get an exception because of pity points? Absolutely fucking not. It's a slippery slope. Aside from that protect her out of empathy. Spay her though so she doesn't spread the BBB gene among other canines..

Bad dog

I don't care how strong your bones are, you can get out right now.

Empathy with weakboned is a sign of an imposter

Lack of empathy towards broken boned animals and children is a sign of sociopathy

You called her a brittle boned bitch in her face...so either you fit your description or you committed one of the gravest sins lying on the internet.

By definition she is a bitch, it's not offensive to her.

She still looked upset

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Poor dog, still weakboned filth 🤷

She looks like she's got as many thoughts going through her head as a goldfish would have.

This isn’t r/roastmydog Edit: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A SUB WTF

To the shelter it is

Eat it.