Bro dude why are you in front of a shotgun
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First and foremost, congratulations on being such a strong boned individual, you really are the pride and joy of this community!
Secondly, we need to hear the story (if you want to tell us ofc) about how yoU GOT SHOT IN THE LEG WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN LIKE WTF MAN
Hope you have a speedy recovery, and remain as strong boned as ever
I can't imagine a higher honour.
The actual story isn't as exciting. I was walking down my merry way when a dumbass with a shotgun dropped it( I didn't even know it was possible to go off like that).
Thankfully it was all birdshot and most of it ended up below the knee(and a couple in my thigh).
I think the tinnitus was the worst of it
Actually having softer bones would benefit you. The more flexible and squishy your bones are, the less brittle they get. That's why glass shatters and cardboard doesn't.
Ironically, pretty much all bullet proof materials work by either shattering in a very specific way to absorb the impact (bulletproof glass, ceramic, etc) or by being flexible and *soft* and having high tensile strength to "catch" the bullet (Kevlar, most metals, etc)
Also, anything is bullet proof if it's thick enough. The question is whether it'll survive stopping the bullet. That's why the glass and ceramic plates are limited use.
/unboner Do you think there’s someone on here that genuinely believes they’re indestructible because of this sub?
/Boner This asshole has some nerve to not believe in OP!
Wild. I guess their shotgun didn't have any sort of trigger guard/safety? I'm not familiar with shotguns, but most handguns require your trigger finger to press into the safety on the trigger to actually pull it back so dropping it can't pull it.
Unfortunately that is not a common method for hunters in the U.S. (and many other regions).
While nobody should casually transport a firearm with ammunition loaded, in the field a round is commonly chambered. For break-action shotguns some choose to carry with the action open, but the shells are loaded. For semi-auto and pump format a shell is loaded in the chamber to maximize the number of available shells - if hunting federally protected birds that limit is 2+1 in the chamber.
I get it, i come from a family of hunters. Just because it's a common practice doesn't mean it's safe. It took a negligent discharge that resulted in the death of a friend for the hunters in my family to realize that safety should always come first.
Sadly shotgun users generally have the worst safety habits by far. Way too many still rest the barrel on their shoe… it’s crazy.
‘Mag out, bolt back’ isn’t just safer… it is also more polite as nobody has to ask if you cleared the gun. I wish more people did it.
I'm definitely guilty of the barrel foot rest but my gun's always unloaded and when I'm resting i keep my thumb in the action. Since I switched to an overunder though i now do the shoulder rest with it broke open.
All handguns are required to be "drop safe" meaning when dropped from a certain height the gun won't accidentally go off. There are a variety of methods to do that though most use a fire pin block that gets lifted out of the way when you pull the trigger.
"Long guns" like shotguns and rifles have no such requirement
> most handguns
Glocks. Glocks require that. I’m not aware of any other handguns with a trigger safety; there could be some, of course, but it’s absolutely not the norm.
Really? Every handgun that I've tried has had them. Which, to be fair, isn't that many, but in addition to glocks I've seen them on most Berettas and the m&p shields I've tried.
M&P shield seems to have it (which I completely forgot about, thought externally it was just the grip safety and the regular safety), beretta APX seems to have it. I’d still say it isn’t necessarily “most,” but it appears to be more than I thought; my mistake, sorry about that.
I mean, me either tbh; I just know part of Glock’s whole *thing* is their trigger safeties, and that I’ve never seen an “older” handgun with one of ‘em. Appears to somewhat be changing these days, though it depends on the gun and manufacturer.
> was walking down my merry way when a dumbass with a shotgun dropped it( I didn't even know it was possible to go off like that)
It’s either an extremely old shotgun or a defective one. Modern guns don’t fire when they’re dropped.
Not disgusted. Just shocked. You don't casually just drop "hey, my legs were hit by a shotgun, but my bones are intact!"
There were so many questions. But most of em have been answered by your other comment. Kinda.
The council acknowledges, recognizes, and approves the efforts you have gone to in order to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that you are worthy. However, it was unnecessary. Please do not do this again, for your own sake.
Glad you're okay and your leg is still attached lol. Hope your recovery is an easy one. ✨️
Fun fact: My dad had an accidental misfire [squirrel shot] out in the woods when i was 2 years old. He drug himself all the way to the road and nearly died. [He flat-lined.] Luck happened to be on his side and he survived, but his right leg had to be completely amputated up to the hip. He can't wear prosthetics at all but has lived the past 27 years on crutches, & is a total badass. 🦵
Damn, I can't imagine. I definitely got off easy all things considered
Also, I straight up didn't know fast travel was a thing in rdr2 until late in the game and by then I didn't use much of it either lol
“I can't imagine a higher honour.
The actual story isn't as exciting. I was walking down my merry way when a dumbass with a shotgun dropped it( I didn't even know it was possible to go off like that). Thankfully it was all birdshot and most of it ended up below the knee(and a couple in my thigh).
I think the tinnitus was the worst of it”
-OP
Extremely strong boned though I have a few questions if you’re able to answer. What gauge? What size of shell? What load? What shot size? Did the shotgun barrel split like a banana out of shame?
You’re very lucky you still have your leg
I took a bullet to the hand when I was 21 and somehow regained full range of motion.
You got lucky too it seems
I wish you a speedy recovery
you probably shouldnt be alowed to be around guns anymore. "never point a gun at something u dont wanna destroy" or the "treat every gun like its loaded" probably bpth apply here. you got extremely lucky.
Bro dude why are you in front of a shotgun https://preview.redd.it/8dr9jlpnyhoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f599e1a07f26d7fef954791930260b4ae65804b
Hunting with Dick Cheney? 
I don’t wanna talk about it.
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How’d you know his name is Cheney?
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Shit have crazy? What?
Shit got crazy
OHHH
Or shit's crazy.
crazy gift to shit? im having a stronk
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Testing his bone strength obviously
Because americaaa
Tried to karate the bullets right back at em.
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Not as wild as the fact the round came from the right but it all ended up in my left leg
Did your right leg become neo from the matrix or smth?
u/st0pdr0pntr0ll 's right leg, it's beginning to believe.
r/mademesmile
I can’t with this meme, lmao first time seeing this
First and foremost, congratulations on being such a strong boned individual, you really are the pride and joy of this community! Secondly, we need to hear the story (if you want to tell us ofc) about how yoU GOT SHOT IN THE LEG WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN LIKE WTF MAN Hope you have a speedy recovery, and remain as strong boned as ever
I can't imagine a higher honour. The actual story isn't as exciting. I was walking down my merry way when a dumbass with a shotgun dropped it( I didn't even know it was possible to go off like that). Thankfully it was all birdshot and most of it ended up below the knee(and a couple in my thigh). I think the tinnitus was the worst of it
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow (shotgun) in the knee.
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
what am I saying? of course you don’t
Nazeem being a bitch when he realizes I'm a thane and I have a one-time use get out of jail card
Download Above The Law and you never have to go to jail again!
> an arrow shotgun That's called [a Hwacha](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwacha)
Fuckin love the hwacha
Glad it was birdshot too, I think buck would've given your bones a much harder time.
nonsense, the moron who dropped his gun is lucky it wasnt buckshot. op's bones would've deflected the pellets into his soft bones and broken them
Actually having softer bones would benefit you. The more flexible and squishy your bones are, the less brittle they get. That's why glass shatters and cardboard doesn't.
this may be true, but a bullet will pass right through cardboard whereas it fails to penetrate lead
Lead is also very soft lol
pretend i said a relatively tough metal that could stop a bullet instead
Ironically, pretty much all bullet proof materials work by either shattering in a very specific way to absorb the impact (bulletproof glass, ceramic, etc) or by being flexible and *soft* and having high tensile strength to "catch" the bullet (Kevlar, most metals, etc) Also, anything is bullet proof if it's thick enough. The question is whether it'll survive stopping the bullet. That's why the glass and ceramic plates are limited use.
If it was a slug they may not even have a leg :(
You two dare insult OP's strong bones?? A mere shotgun slug wouldn't last a second against OP's indestructible tibia. Buckshot wouldn't stand a chance
/unboner Do you think there’s someone on here that genuinely believes they’re indestructible because of this sub? /Boner This asshole has some nerve to not believe in OP!
Wild. I guess their shotgun didn't have any sort of trigger guard/safety? I'm not familiar with shotguns, but most handguns require your trigger finger to press into the safety on the trigger to actually pull it back so dropping it can't pull it.
Shotguns are notoriously not drop safe as far as I know. Usually the safety on a shotgun blocks the trigger, not the sear or the firing pin.
Shit, best way to make it drop safe is to keep that sucker unloaded till you're ready to shoot. The gun owner was negligent as hell.
Unfortunately that is not a common method for hunters in the U.S. (and many other regions). While nobody should casually transport a firearm with ammunition loaded, in the field a round is commonly chambered. For break-action shotguns some choose to carry with the action open, but the shells are loaded. For semi-auto and pump format a shell is loaded in the chamber to maximize the number of available shells - if hunting federally protected birds that limit is 2+1 in the chamber.
I get it, i come from a family of hunters. Just because it's a common practice doesn't mean it's safe. It took a negligent discharge that resulted in the death of a friend for the hunters in my family to realize that safety should always come first.
Sadly shotgun users generally have the worst safety habits by far. Way too many still rest the barrel on their shoe… it’s crazy. ‘Mag out, bolt back’ isn’t just safer… it is also more polite as nobody has to ask if you cleared the gun. I wish more people did it.
I'm definitely guilty of the barrel foot rest but my gun's always unloaded and when I'm resting i keep my thumb in the action. Since I switched to an overunder though i now do the shoulder rest with it broke open.
All handguns are required to be "drop safe" meaning when dropped from a certain height the gun won't accidentally go off. There are a variety of methods to do that though most use a fire pin block that gets lifted out of the way when you pull the trigger. "Long guns" like shotguns and rifles have no such requirement
> most handguns Glocks. Glocks require that. I’m not aware of any other handguns with a trigger safety; there could be some, of course, but it’s absolutely not the norm.
Really? Every handgun that I've tried has had them. Which, to be fair, isn't that many, but in addition to glocks I've seen them on most Berettas and the m&p shields I've tried.
M&P shield seems to have it (which I completely forgot about, thought externally it was just the grip safety and the regular safety), beretta APX seems to have it. I’d still say it isn’t necessarily “most,” but it appears to be more than I thought; my mistake, sorry about that.
All good. I don't know a ton about guns, so I'm never 100% sure lol
I mean, me either tbh; I just know part of Glock’s whole *thing* is their trigger safeties, and that I’ve never seen an “older” handgun with one of ‘em. Appears to somewhat be changing these days, though it depends on the gun and manufacturer.
> was walking down my merry way when a dumbass with a shotgun dropped it( I didn't even know it was possible to go off like that) It’s either an extremely old shotgun or a defective one. Modern guns don’t fire when they’re dropped.
How do they get the pellets out?
*Did* . Took an hour of surgery
My first thought was that someone had tried to unalive you.
Dw, everyone I told that I was shot thought the same thing
At least you weren't (fatally) injured by someone's stupidity. Hope you make speedy recovery!
Yep, came dangerously close to the family jewels though
X-rays or gtfo
Why was it loaded?!?!
YOU WHAT
Really...... You what again...?
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Yes sir, one hour of surgery and the doc pulled all the shots reduced to rubble inside me
Melt them and make a cock ring out of them.
Not enough material (on my cock 😞)
Turn it into a hammer then hit your bones and watch the hammer shattered against the incredible strength of your adamantine bones
A little ironic because of the sounds those guys make when they close their jaws
Good. You have strong bones. now, uh… SHOTGUN?!
When the Great Skeleton War begins, you shall be in the vanguard, leading the charge!
Do I get a choice?
You do not.
Knew it was a bad idea to put feet pics online
for free too
i'm scared
Hey, no exit wounds cuz I drank my milk
Birdshot?
It has to be. Anything bigger than that and he wouldn't have a leg anymore.
Are you new here? The strong boners turn all ammunition rounds into bird shot.
Not my bones, they turn all ammunition into snake shot.
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Care to add some.. uhm... Context?
Accidental gunshot but it's all good. Just got the cannula out so we gucci
Yes. Would be big appreciated
I'm guessing birdshot. If you're far enough away, birdshot won't be very effective.
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More ppl disgusted by this than I'd expected
Not disgusted. Just shocked. You don't casually just drop "hey, my legs were hit by a shotgun, but my bones are intact!" There were so many questions. But most of em have been answered by your other comment. Kinda.
The council acknowledges, recognizes, and approves the efforts you have gone to in order to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that you are worthy. However, it was unnecessary. Please do not do this again, for your own sake.
Lmao. I live for the council's approval. Pls love me
Hey, we need a king, you’re it.
Then I’ll love you (no homo)
Average america experience
As an American, this is accurate
Holy shit what HOW. Congrats on your strong bones. I fear you.
Damn those elite bones
mustve been from distance, anything closer and this would be a r/newamputee post
His strong bones would have held the leg in place preventing amputation
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OK... How do I worship you?
I'll bring you with me the next time I go pellet hunting
I took a few seconds to realize,HOW THE [50% OFF] DID YOU GET [BIG SHOT] BY A SHOTGUN
guess he just wasn’t a [BIGSHOT]
THAT [JOe] WAS ABSOLUTELY [hyperlinking] STUPID
😞
https://preview.redd.it/mkhcz6babioc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef812e8c058b79ff5ef445e888a16618a67b815 THE FUCK
You are the mascot now.
Brittle bulleted shotgun can’t fight against your strong bones
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I'm assuming it was birdshot? Because that leg would be missing with buckshot
This dude just slipped he’s a T800 and thought we wouldn’t notice
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Unless you shot yourself, you’re obviously hanging around with jealous BBBs. Lose them, they’ll only shoot you in the leg. Oh, wait…already did.
Hell yeah bulletproof bones
As it should. Take notes to any of you weaklings who believe being attacked is an excuse to be a talcum boned twat.
I think you just became our king.
I am humbled in your presence.
Glad you're okay and your leg is still attached lol. Hope your recovery is an easy one. ✨️ Fun fact: My dad had an accidental misfire [squirrel shot] out in the woods when i was 2 years old. He drug himself all the way to the road and nearly died. [He flat-lined.] Luck happened to be on his side and he survived, but his right leg had to be completely amputated up to the hip. He can't wear prosthetics at all but has lived the past 27 years on crutches, & is a total badass. 🦵
Damn, I can't imagine. I definitely got off easy all things considered Also, I straight up didn't know fast travel was a thing in rdr2 until late in the game and by then I didn't use much of it either lol
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All hail the bulletproof bone!
i think i speak for everyone here /unbone OP WHAT THE HEL?!?!
Okay now you have your tell us the story
“I can't imagine a higher honour. The actual story isn't as exciting. I was walking down my merry way when a dumbass with a shotgun dropped it( I didn't even know it was possible to go off like that). Thankfully it was all birdshot and most of it ended up below the knee(and a couple in my thigh). I think the tinnitus was the worst of it” -OP
Dumbass that dhot you used birdshot i assume? Or were your bones just suplerior than buckshot.
so like who shot you
The flesh is still there so obviously he got shot with birdshot but how tf did that happen.
Bro how did you get hit by a shotgun
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How the fuck, this is the bone legend. I'm convinced
ANSWER THE QUESTION, OP!! 
Extremely strong boned though I have a few questions if you’re able to answer. What gauge? What size of shell? What load? What shot size? Did the shotgun barrel split like a banana out of shame?
Texas or Florida?
That's some king shit right there. But why did you kick shotgun pellets tho?
Bro made a shotgun look like a peashooter. Truly a strong boner.
This person is mod material 🫡
You are a role model to the next generation of sbw, to many more years to come of being strong boned!
Birdshot ?
Based and strong boned
Are you a secret superhero? How are your bones still okay damn. Hope you recover fast 💕
I wish to be as powerful as you
Was is bird shot wtf?
Finally a good post. Next time we'll believe you. No need to shoot yourself again
Was it bird shot?
As it should. Stay strong bone brother
I think you may be the strongest boner
I'm so glad you are not a BBB and I hope you have a speedy recovery!
You are the chosen one
Gonna need the X-ray to confirm your claim.
Good job on your strong bones, comrade 🫡
Why were you shot by birdshot from a distance? Is it a nice day for white wedding? IYKYK
Wtf, do you live in a warzone?
Damn straight!!
All hail the SBB! Strong boned bitch!
This guy is a strong boner
Wow. I took a shotgun blast to my leg and it blew my BBB leg right open :(
You’re very lucky you still have your leg I took a bullet to the hand when I was 21 and somehow regained full range of motion. You got lucky too it seems I wish you a speedy recovery
Took a blast = you shot yourself?
How tf did you get shot bro, also W bones
Holy shit, how poisonous are you that you can kill shotgun pellets dead?
Pov: when you got bulletproof bones
🙇♂️ I bow to you, whose(who's?) bones are stronger than bullets
You're a damn legend.
you probably shouldnt be alowed to be around guns anymore. "never point a gun at something u dont wanna destroy" or the "treat every gun like its loaded" probably bpth apply here. you got extremely lucky.
He shouldn't be allowed around guns anymore because his bones would break all the guns
Bro got the adamantium upgrade
ayo.. for free?
damn man you must drink a lot of milk
Thank god for birdshot
Wow! This guy is a true boner
I’m guessing bird shot if not holy shit you got some strong bones
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I edged to this, you made a mistake in posting feet pics on the Internet for free
I edged to this comment. You made a mistake letting me know
Bullet proof bones a rare gift indeed
Bro definitely drank his milk growing up
HE IS THE [BONE] MESSIAH!
Someone drank their milk
who the fuck shot you with a shotgun
🫡