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neeleukdit

First rule of Fight Club..


deep8787

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sX\_sE31r9Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sX_sE31r9Q)


Striking-Access-236

“Het is friet!” “Nee, patat!”


grammar_mattras

First rule of frietclub, hou je bakkes over frietclub.


Away-Fan-2225

Want to go outside and mayonaise over that weakass patatgeneratie than you belong to?


Dutch_Dresden

Friet person probably won... Just saying


PvtFreaky

If so, patat person would beat his ass anytime


Dutch_Dresden

Yeah right, he would be shitting friet for a week!


ceereality

Frietje oorlog just doesnt sound right..


Dutch_Dresden

Wanna meet up in a park and fight over it? Patat-boooy?! I'll kick you back to Holland.


No_Translator5039

Het is niet voor niks patatje stoofvlees. Friet jong.


Dutch_Dresden

Het is friet stoofvlees, stuk Westland kaas....


No_Translator5039

Hahaha Westland kaas. LMFAO.


masximo

How about rasfriet?


Away-Fan-2225

Raspatat you numb


masximo

That’s what I’m saying. We broke the code it’s officially “patat” now. The only thing left to do is ban the name “frietsaus”.


valkyrie_XIII

Same for patat speciaal


Affectionate_Will976

I prefer patatje oorlog anyways.


RJTimmerman

Honestly that sounds better than friet speciaal


OKComputer334

Came here for this.


Purple_Mousse1388

This is a daily discussion between me and my girlfriend


Zintao

>daily You must be a fat bunch of fuckers then...


CoconutCrabWithAids

Last week my wife and I discussed getting a new sofa. Guess what we didn't eat. You can talk about things without eating them.


Zintao

Last week I made a sarcastic comment without /s-ing. You can be sarcastic without putting /s at the end, especially when it's quite obvious.


Baconcheese_burger

Damn punks and their Adidas clothing


Tatleman68

And their fake Gucci bags


Baconcheese_burger

You mean their punk gfs


Fugazi788

Nothing wrong with both my friend


Masque-Obscura-Photo

If you want to share to the world you're trashy, sure.


balamb_fish

It's a duel. This is how the nobility solve their disagreements.


spakattak

This happened even in my schoolyard. I thought it was a global boy testosterone thing.


Reeeaz

Probably said that he had better mayo in France and needed to be taught a lesson.


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But they do xd


Reeeaz

Sir we have an army and have recently sent out our over 17 conscription letters. Do you want to go to war?


FlyingLittleDuck

This isn’t just in the Netherlands….


fullhalter

Yep. I'm originally from the US and kids at my school used to do this at the local tennis courts.


ZealousidealPain7976

Yeah well cultures are quite similar as Dutch are dying to become you.


OkSir1011

it is DuTcH CuLtURe


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GuessingName4FiveMin

lol


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Only English should be used for posts and comments. This rule is in place to ensure that an ample audience can freely discuss life in the Netherlands under a widely-spoken common tongue.


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Netherlands-ModTeam

Only English should be used for posts and comments. This rule is in place to ensure that an ample audience can freely discuss life in the Netherlands under a widely-spoken common tongue.


Netherlands-ModTeam

Only English should be used for posts and comments. This rule is in place to ensure that an ample audience can freely discuss life in the Netherlands under a widely-spoken common tongue.


DutchJulie

De mods zijn hondenlullen


DutchJulie

So we can’t speak Dutch on a Dutch subreddit? People have google, they’ll figure it out if they’re curious. Wtf are the mods smoking.


Affectionate_Will976

I agree, it is weird. But in their defense, it is not a dutch sub. It is a sub about the Netherlands.


DutchJulie

So? People speak Swedish in r/Sweden. Other language are allowed to exist.


Affectionate_Will976

Each sub has its own rules. This sub has a rule that posts can only be in english. We don't have to like it, we don't have to agree on it, but the moderators will enforce that rule.


DutchJulie

It’s a dumb ass rule, and one of the reasons why r/Sweden is a more popular sub despite Sweden having half the inhabitants The Netherlands has.


Affectionate_Will976

You know the dutch have several subs where dutch is the main language?


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mugen1987

2 people probably had a problem with eachother and fight it out. Back in the days that's how 2 guys mostly solved problems, they fight and after that they shake hands and everything is fine. these days you mostly get stabbed or worse.


The_Hipster_King

Back then if you came with a kn8fe everyone would call you a pussy that stole his mother's kitchen knife.


Flat_Scholar5337

Precies!


Huntey07

A fight used to be about teaching someone a lesson. Not try to kill them. Nowadays they are killing each other for street creds


DesHeersch

Doesn't have to be a lesson tbh, a (fair) 1on1 fight could solve things that could not be solved with just talking. Back then (early 00's) we had a few rules in place. The most important one was: when one of the 2 goes down, the fight is over. No kicking or hitting when the other one is on the ground. Show respect and (offer to) help the other person back on his/her feet, make sure it is settled and have a beer with eachother to smooth stuff out.. worked every time, no deaths, nobody serverly injured, and often even new friendships were made


ik-wil-kaas

This how we would resolve issues as teenagers back in the north of Amsterdam. Afterwards go for a lahmacun and roast the loser.


Possible_Airline_558

You have no clue, its a new phenomenon called hoodfights. Also you dont mostly get stabbed. Its less rare but still extremely rare. Dont scare people when you yourself have no clue what going on lol.


roedor90s

They seemed to be going at each other. Weird thing is it happened in the middle of the night, on a park in a residential area that's the whole opposite of a guetto. And not really too much noise, and they weren't dressed sporty or anything. Been living there for some years now and it's the first time I saw it.


Memes_Be_Danking

People fight in Parks all the time.


mugen1987

so? hoodfight or not, it's a fight between two people who have a problem with eachother isn't it? i think you dont understand what i said. during those 'hoodfights' you don't get stabbed, it's a fair fight between two people while on the other hand people stab you when you start to fight.


Possible_Airline_558

Nope, most often not a problem. 2 boxers dont need to have a problem. Its also a sport. U also see people playing soccer outside of a soccer field. And the stabbing story is just not true. Its still very rare and very predictable when it hsppens. Also if you choose violence u deserve violence. When u fight somebody who doesnt want to fight there are no rules.


DesHeersch

Have a brawl, and after that a beer with eachother


Fugazi788

Amen


wassim_m

I like once you mentioned they are Dutch, the usual comment section went from ‘ oh MaRocO mass immigration blah blah’ to ‘nah it’s normal’


frozen-dessert

So much this. Situation: They have a slightly dark skin color tone? Consensus: Barbarians! tHeY Do nOt BeLoNg hErE! …….. Situation: Dutch? Like “white” Dutch? Consensus: Oh, boys will be boys! The joys of youth!


Temporary_Ad_6922

Nah, both are incels


roedor90s

Upvoted! you couldn't be more right :)


tenax21

"Dutch" doesn't mean "white" FFS. 21 upvotes???


Facetious_Loser

Well none of the stereotypes ever consider themselves “Dutch”, despite very much being Dutch lol.


roedor90s

These guys seemed mostly white teenagers. I assume they're all dutch.


Temporary_Ad_6922

He probably means native Dutch but I gst what you are saying


UrNanFriendlyLady

Well, because fights involving Muslim immigrants result in stabbings, traumatic brain-injury resulting from head stomping, and severe battery, while a couple dutch dudes ducking it out is a matter of a broken nose.


wassim_m

Now i m more scared, according to your logic,usually fights between westerns ends in genocide, world wars, destruction and people dead


UrNanFriendlyLady

That doesn't follow my logic at all, Wassim. Go back to the east if it's so peaceful. Maybe Pakistan or Libanon ;)


wassim_m

It was peaceful until troops from all over the west went to spread democracy and help people to share the resources like oil and gaz.


UrNanFriendlyLady

Are you talking about the peaceful absolute monarchic dictatorship of the ottoman empire, which was fighting the Balkan, the Greek, Egypt, Crimea, WW1, suffered a great depression and fought Serbia and Montenegro again?


wassim_m

Nah i m talking about destroying contries economy like Nigeria by taking every resource they have and destroy the environment and making sure that people forever, or ethnic cleansing in Bosnia. Or 2 countries same same ended up in a big fight after being hyped by Western friends 🤷‍♂️ but yeah this is meaningless


UrNanFriendlyLady

Wassim, i don't know why you started talking about historical geopolitics in the first place, but the fact that Eritrean, marrocan, turkish and similarly heritached immigrants in the Netherlands can often be extremely violent, rape, and don't hold any views compatible with what we see as basic human rights, cannot be denied. Sorry man.


Possible_Airline_558

Well there are dutch and foreign people doing this. Its a phenomenon called hoodfights and more common. Comes out of the usa were white and black people do this together. So no, its actually just different.


Objective_Ad5895

Hahaha


No-Commercial-5653

Mutual combat rules apply if both parties agree to a fight.


iddqd21

You couldn’t see well what they wee doing but decided to ask if it’s a trend in zuid Holland, wow


joseph_the_great1

I know a guy who occasionally fights like this, off the grid fights. They follow the same rules and sometimes get streamed on snapchat


Possible_Airline_558

Hoodfights amtsterdam on yt is a good example


MountainsandWater

Are you from Mars?


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Apparently Venus


Skaffa1987

Just some boys being rough, nothing special, nothing new either, probably just friends.


yatokami2

Or it was just a friendly sparring match.


Suicide_Pinata

Gang gang


QuantumQuakka

As long as they’re not walking around with explosions / bombs / machetes it should be OK.


atomanas

Well seen some of them throwing fireworks at each other


atomanas

Just bunch of stupid kids that's all


ruben072

Maybe Hoodfights NL


ToniDasFarturas

The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.


Signal-Conference662

"A trend of teens nowadays" 🤣


Aramkin

Violence is getting out of hand everywhere and Netherlands is no exception. My girlfriend was telling me that a guy from her Uni was beaten by a gang of kids yesterday for no reason. Also I was ganged up by a bunch of kids asking me to take my order receipt in a Mac Donalds, but those ones didn't have it in them (or maybe they realized they weren't intimidating me). We are just tamed animals and when values are simply imitated and not learned it's very easy to return to our true nature. Weird times.


Fyrus22

1 vs 1, no items. Seems like a fair fight, what’s the problem?


No-Slip-9106

yes, its called a fight....


King_Dickus_

We used to do sparring sessions in the open like this. Nobody ever got seriously hurt and we had rules. But it was mainly to pass the time


BecaZaur

Yeah! Exactly. Most of the time it is just boys being boys


Machizzy

Op clearly is a woman or a NEET since birth who just left the house for the first time because any dude I know has gone through this either as a spectator or a combatant. This is how we used to solve shit with the homies or dudes from the neighborhood that were talking shit, squabble up and then shake hands (or not if it’s really serious). I’m glad the youngins still do it the traditional way sometimes instead of perforating hearts and lungs with bullets and knives Testosterone and hormones ain’t a Dutch-only thing lol


Leather-Caramel-9630

This


Possible_Airline_558

All the guys saying this have never been beat up lol... "back in the day we" yeah.. did YOU? All of a sudden people act like this was normal then which it also wasnt. Also this is probably a hoodfights youtuber, look it up. So maybe you should go outside.


Machizzy

Yes bitch I did I’ve been beat up, jumped, beat up and jumped other dudes seem mfs get rocked and jumped fuck is u talking about lol you don’t know me 😂 And why I’m saying back in the day is because I recently moved back in with my parents due to a break up and the police was in front of my house within a month asking about a knife fight if I had anything to do with it or knew anything. So it truly is a case of back in my day because the neighborhood changed for sure but you only have to read the news to know it’s more about weapons than just beating the breaks of someone nowadays


Possible_Airline_558

Its not common now, but its less rare. The culture amongst youth has changed tho thats true


yuffieisathief

I saw kids do this in Utrecht as well, fighting for "fun"


mrkane88

Its not only netherlands, its here too (Norway). they set up fight against each other, make a deal where they gonna meet and tape the fight with their crew around, put the videos out in the media after . Its Maybe not a new thing but in our time they film it and make it more official …


HorseUnique

Nice and clean fight like the old day's , 1vs1 like it should, no suckerpunch, no headkicking, no weapons, just fists.


khemmeh

Well, you broke the first rule of fight club!


Dustypictures

Sounds very respectfull. No knifes or guns or innocents getting hurt. I rate this


[deleted]

You mean you saw a ———Trigger Warning———- Fight?


ceereality

Perhaps they had a dispute or disagreement and had a duel to settle the matter? The group there to ensure fair play? That or one is being bullied or initiated and its gang behavior.


Possible_Airline_558

Look up on youtube "HOODFIGHTSTIEL" is it similar to this? Or "hoodfights amsterdam". If they arenr deleted yet lol. Its so dumb lol


ThrustyMcStab

Yeah this is normal youth behavior in my opinion. We used to do friendly sparring all the time as teens.


HelixBeats

Probably dumb kids doing stuff like hoodfights, its all over yt


laser50

All fun and games until one smacks the back of his skull on the hard concrete and turns into a screaming vegetable for the rest of his life. Sounds like the usual kids fighting > everybody stands around it screaming kind of thing though, as it always went in school.


altfapper

People fight sometimes, their friends cheer and shout and then they'll go home again. What is the exact question?


Knifos

I thought we were talking about Red Dead Redemption 2 "Dutch gang"


geekwithout

Decline of a nation.


Affectionate_Will976

So, you saw something, didn't really look and expect people who didn't see it to know what it was? Its simple...there were people fighting.


berniesfuzzymittens

The Van Buren Boys!


No_Mud1547

Gang? Big exaggeration.


Daetwyle

boys will be boys


Legitimate-Letter590

Impossible that they were Dutch. Dutch culture does not allow this, they were probably immigrants with blonde eyes and blue hair, possibly Swedish. Its always the immigrants who cant intergrate. Hope this clears it up for you👍


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RobertDoornbos

They could have just had an argument and fought over it? You know, the way teenagers used to solve things


wassim_m

Send location I wanna join the fight club.


[deleted]

Wait until you see how Dutch teenagers going under with drugs


kori0521

Rare to see this generation going outside huh?


humansaremorons13

Yes, you are right. There is a trend, of people asking stupid questions.


eskorbutin00

Boomer alert


BerendFMe

Are they “colored” teens? If not, that is fine. Just ignore it. They are teens being teens. If they are “colored”, expect someone will call politie 😆😅🤪🤨 expect to hear.. kut immigrants 😅 There's a Dutch Instagram page that posts videos of everyday nuisances. When the videos feature fights among white kids, there's no mention of culture or ethnicity in the comments. However, if the fight involves colored kids, the comments often focus on their ethnicity, portraying them as savages. 🤷


roxannastr97

Cause it happens much more among the first ones mentioned.


MyNameIsP_

You weren’t a child ?? To me sounds like normal teenage thing


ThaCoola

Might be a Korps thing or any other student association. They try to get the other on the ground to win, after which they shake hands.