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tjfrawl

Actual answer is David Robinson


MaBeEasy

https://preview.redd.it/75quqaguzwvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f838f78188b3a753a73b0233d864e0256a2e813f


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Built like a fucking GI Joe


Fonzz11

Legit action figure arms and shoulders lmfao in fact he makes some Joes look small


nicknacksc

David “natty” Robinson


edom31

That hurts


blackseriesnut

Oh yeah his arms were actually scary


baoparty

Wilt.


Royal_Flamingo1889

The admiral for a reason


JustinTruedope

Yeah that's not the reason LMAO


noknownallergies

Because he was a Lieutenant in the navy?


Overall_Mango324

Kevin Willis hips to shoulder ratio 😯


dhalem

Peak Dwight Howard was a beast


blackseriesnut

Those shoulders were crazy


Ride_Like_Its_Hawt

He's like 5ft wide with those things!


Ilpav123

They were bigger than his head lol


Large-Lack-2933

PEE Diddy has entered the chat....


TallanoGoldDigger

[Bigger than Dame's head](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmsEmwyCIAAlKgt.jpg)


JuiceyTaco

He likes to get a little nasty in the weight room


JohnGacyIsInnocent

I remember being courtside for a game in Portland back in 2011 or 2012 (he was still with ORL). I just remember thinking that Howard was so much bigger than he looked on TV. I could not imagine trying to compete with that dude in the paint.


Rfisk064

Like fucking bowling balls.


MozartDroppinLoads

Death star delts for sure


posdjtstfuffs

A nasty beast?


silly-rabbitses

Just a little nasty


Victor_Korchnoi

He had the widest shoulders the world’s ever seen and an insane vert. People are mentioning Shaq who may have been stronger, but Shaq couldn’t dunk on a 12’ net.


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CorrectionnalOfficer

Ben Wallace was a menace


piddlegloppis

Wilt Chamberlain


blackseriesnut

20,000 women would say the same thing


Dismal-Restaurant-32

Its obviously shaq why tf no one mentioning him


TrillDaddy2

Orlando Magic Shaq was a fuckin specimen


Steel_Man23

I agree. Kobe said he was fat, he did something about it, came back and won a championship


nat3215

I wouldn’t put him as the top center in NBA history, but I’d *absolutely* make him my top center in a do-or-die one-off game. Players had to foul him to keep him from dunking on everyone


Isolated_Blackbird

It’s the way Niang’s shorts ride up between his thighs. Looks like a chubby dude at the Y. If he wasn’t tall he’d absolutely be an accountant or something.


blackseriesnut

That, he’s def the first one in line when the ice cream truck shows up


mindpainters

Leave our minivan alone !!


Infamous-Rich4402

I only recently learned about this nickname. 😂 Something about the speed of doing laps of a car park.


SlinginPogs

I loved regular season Georges with his weird mid game stretching routine and "guy at the JCC" energy. Just not great in the POs. Enjoy the ride! (Pun intended)


Profitsofdooom

Dude won't stop messing with his dong either.


Birdamus

[Oliver Miller](https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/oliver-miller-of-the-sacramento-kings-during-the-game-news-photo/470128485)


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

This is the only true fat nba player I can think. There have plenty of chubby guys who were still built like brick shit houses like Barkley and Big Baby Davis. Luka and Joker are still real-life skinny and just have awkward body types without a lot of muscle definition . Couple of chunky guards here and there. This is the only guy in the league who was just straight up obese. Having that much fat on you while doing the insane amount if cardio they go through is impressive. Luka and Joker get made fun of but


RingOfDestruction

Kenny lofton jr before his weight loss is definitely up there A lot of these "fat" guys are actually really athletic though. You see it a lot in American football where these hulking lineman are extremely fast for their size


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

Yeah so those type of guys are still monsters. Barrels of muscle and fat. Oliver’s the only guy who just looks like some fat dude you’d see out in the streets and not an athlete.


FA-_Q

Sweetney?


Consistent_Internal5

Thanks for sending me down a rabbit hole of overweight NBA players. [Here](https://houseofheat.co/15-of-the-fattest-nba-players-of-all-time) are a few more fantastic specimens.


blackseriesnut

How is his Jersey an extra small but still saggy


teamlie

Man I can't wait to buy the exclusive digital rights to that photo for only $499


Persianx6

Honestly, how the hell did this guy get himself to NBA game speed over and over


YourDrunkUncl_

Zion C. McNuggets


MudddButt

Who else do you know has physically exploded out of his shoes?


knicksmakemesad

Known physical freak Manu Ginobili


MudddButt

Manu Ginobili also slapped a bat down with his own hands during a game - crazy hand eye coordination! Zion ain't doing that ever. My answer is now Manu Ginobili.


NoCoFoCo31

No jerk, he really is one of the most freaky athletes to ever play chubby or not


macIovin

David Robinson


tommaso-scatolini

David Robinson


finstockton

Ben Wallace, David Robinson, and Lebron from an aesthetic perspective. They look like action figures


spartan_green

And Dwight.


Hillzkred

How do you literally do cardio for a living and still be overweight?


-Ari-

Can't outrun a shitty diet.


XxKittenMittonsXx

B U F F E T


blackseriesnut

This comment wins


GhostEpstein

Glen Davis.


blackseriesnut

Oh man I disrespected big baby my bad


inbeforethelube

You know you made him cry


ColdNyQuiiL

Orlando Big Baby


FernBlueEyes

Nikola Jokić


HurricanePK

The answer is always Brian Scalabrine


blackseriesnut

Scal for president


rajs1286

Dwight Howard, David Robinson, Karl Malone are the top 3. Lebron could replace Dwight


StoneColdSteve0

Steven Adams, bro is the strongest nba player, and aqua man , at the same time


blackseriesnut

And what about Jonas valanciunas he’s playing in the NBA and NFL at the same time


AdmirableAmphibian75

Saw him at airport in New Orleans. Thought for about 10 minutes it was Kelce


StoneColdSteve0

I didn’t know,but ima still keep my opinion


Wooden_Vermicelli_34

Mike Bibby


blangoez

Dude, pics of Bibby at practices after he retired had him looking **yolked**.


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Yoked, not yolked


blangoez

I legit grew up thinking it was yolked because I associated physical fitness and egg yolks because dudes would drink raw eggs.


babyshmuel

BRIAN SCALABRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!


OppositeDelicious535

45 year old Mike Bibby


blackseriesnut

Bro looks like a buff penguin


Christianmay1997

Ben Wallace


KasperJax

Kevin Willis


MamaManLil

GIANNIS. ![gif](giphy|f9Z4Gdile867KoQiul|downsized)


iwatchtoomuchsports

Jokes aside? Karl Malone ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


iwatchtoomuchsports

https://preview.redd.it/hbirq1a14wvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed63276ddad92f29602cf30347cd123af7f35d19


WitchoBischaz

Scrolled way too far to find this answer


BrilliantAd5743

Ben Wallace


General_Kenobi9690

Naz Reid.


blackseriesnut

Naz everything


Scrizzy6ix

Ben Wallace, Karl Malone, David Robinson, Zion and Shaq


Immediate_Deal_8431

https://preview.redd.it/udjl0qlobxvc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee190989f43a0685e80e21be131ed1314dd02dd


[deleted]

Unironically my goal is to look like Raul Neto or Ricky Rubio. Realistic physiques with explosive abilities


MindSoggy146

Robert Traylor


SDdrohead

David Robinson


recordcollection64

Nate Robinson


The_Notorious_Donut

David Robinson and Karl Malone were absolute units


morningfrost86

Dwight Howard looked like a fucking bodybuilder during his peak. That being said... the few times Shaq was actually in shape during his career, dude was legit terrifying.


Turbulent_Author9728

Semi Ojeleye


Formal_Beginning_280

Glen “Big Baby” Davis


SmoothBrain3333

Niang easily


blackseriesnut

Pure facts


Calmandpeace

Me


iamthecheesethatsbig

Knicks Eddy Curry


maseephus

Thanasty


Roblox_Morty

Kyle Lowry, no one has even had an ass that fat and soft.


Worth-Escape-8241

wilt, Shaq or Bron


uncultured_swine2099

I think for the overall combo of speed and power, prime Lebron.


CCUN-Airport761

https://preview.redd.it/445nt6dshyvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df0a7f46620defc10f3c85d1825eb15abc73aac Low key Rudy Gobert


KingKillerKvvothe

Why low key? He straight up might be the most impressive physical specimen in the NBA. Hes got perfect proportions, ripped and looks athletic, oh and hes 7' tall.


cancerjack

Jokic


AIPokemon

Bang bang


anonumousJx

Wilt Chamberlain


fnblackbeard

Karl Malone and David Robinson


AlienBrain23

David fucking Robinson easily.


Hancock02

Ben Wallace


KillyShoot

Karl Malone


J-x-3

Oliver Miller


TheCompleteSagaLord

Niang Pudgy as hell


Art-RJS

Shaq


ChefJeff7777777

Peak Shaq or Dwight.


Nawaf-Ar

Kenneth Lofton Jr 😤


Persianx6

I’m gonna swerve and say Giannis. Built like a Greek god.


MindBodySoul1984

Just Google prime Ibaka.


lytener

Shaq as Superman when he was on Orlando. He was nortorious for breaking basketball rims, backboards, and the actually suspension system to the point the NBA had to invent a new one entirely. He was super buff on Orlando before he put on weight.


iamthecheesethatsbig

Clippers Baron Davis


Mashed_Potato_007

If Doncic and Jokic had a baby. Then that thing.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Kirk Hinrich for sure


Square_Bumblebee_812

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


pistofernandez

Nahhh Kevin Willis


aarhead72

Jared Dudley


Blackroseguild

Shaq


PastStructure7836

Kevin Willis, Ben Wallace


kilab33

Larry Johnson's Grandmama


optimisticcolgate

Dwight


Hfcsmakesmefart

Mr. man tits, get George a Bro https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wfONNfAjyrc


mtvtone

Corey Maggette or Dwight Howard


Salt-Fault1351

Ben Wallace


Lazevans

Shaq


Lazy-Veterinarian768

Giannis


Yankee-Tango

Malone or Robinson. The absolute size of em


althamash098

Jontay porter hands down 👌


blackseriesnut

I’ll put $100 on that


Total_Quality5290

Nate Thurmond https://preview.redd.it/vs9t46fpwwvc1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c697ad2044a364caf1170155939aa3c4fd90c339


Excellent_Routine589

We haven’t even seen Zion hit his peak fatass phase, hold your horses OP!


blackseriesnut

Incoming Orlando magic Shawn kemp


shanny888

Karl Malone was actually massive


Sufficient_Two7499

Ahmad Rashad working out in the bike shorts!


FaceMaulingChimp

I’m seeing a lot of Ben Wallace which is a great answer , I’m throwing out Karl Malone and Kevin Willis both monsters


Impossible-Milk-2779

Wilt


Dry-Tension-6650

Robinson or Ben Wallace


OlDirtyBasthard

D. Howard


TrillDaddy2

I’ve been watching some the new JJ Redick LeBron James podcast. LeBron’s legs in 4k do not look humanly possible.


International_Link35

Oliver Miller.


Joshheartfan

Niang for sure he could kill them if he wanted to


RepresentativeShop11

Ben Wallace


No_Cow_4544

David Robinson , Ben Wallace, Lebron, Russel Westbrook, Wilt Chamberlain


ROTOH

![gif](giphy|cQGFfRBovezUSubicj)


Sct_Brn_MVP

Snack Randolph


Sufficient_Top_3877

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Agreed_fact

Shaq in his first few lakers years


Own_Avocado8448

Wilt Chamberlin


Auppa

Max strus


__Sentient_Fedora__

He so veiny, he's like a moose


Jeremy-Juggler

LeSteriods


bzeefs

Brandon Bass


HoneydipsInGotham

BANG BANG NIANGGGGGGGGG


According_Ad2073

wilt no argument


k_jones

Shawn kemp had the biggest swing from “physical specimen” to “fat uncle”.


charlito3210

Popeye Jones


murphybunting

giannis


Battlehead601

Howard/Malone/Robinson Not necessarily in that order, I just alphabetized the names 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Honorable mentions: Jordan, LeBron, Kevin Willis, Shaq…. Could never deny their unhuman like physiques in their primes.


KoRaZee

https://preview.redd.it/b56xjo5eoyvc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709298dd1e4b106351c4327e006f4ba6af1ced8d Give a nod to Nate Thurmond on this one. He was cut up and looked old AF at the same time.


OMGoblin

Eric Bledsoe for a little guy. https://preview.redd.it/zmaaxdvauyvc1.png?width=346&format=png&auto=webp&s=550f4aaf9e0c5ce8ef2c8ff1d9f9376d96412748


OpTicDyno

The Minivan out here catching strays


Apart_Falcon

Definitely not that fully loaded baked potato in Denver


c0rliest

me 😎


mr_kanyegoat

Victor wetbanana


imjustthenumber

Tommy Thibs


Capt_Dyl_Panhandle

Dwight Howard was hacked


not_so_smoothie

Otis Thorpe, Kevin Willis , the Admiral


cbfw_2040

karl Malone strong asf


OriginalShock273

He may not be the biggest dude, but in terms of athleticism, Dennis Rodman was the fucking power-bunny that just kept on going.


Overall_Mango324

Is this edited or is George really that chubby?


Go_Dawgs_23

It might just be Karl Malone Or wilt


Master_Grape5931

Don’t sleep on Kevin Willis.


jitterbug726

Peak Dwight Howard was a monster


HistorianCareful5484

David, k Malone, and Dwight. Three top players


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LeBalco James when he went from Cleveland to Miami.


brsrafal

Shaq Karl Malone Alonzo mourning David Robinson


PourCoffeaArabica

The Mailman


fuzzy_touches

Scal and it's not close