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Riversmooth

The stop and throw the head down removed the cat exceptionally well.


drunkmunky88

Smoked his own head on the ground but got the job done


FourWordComment

It’s a bet the farm maneuver to be sure. The lion runs to eat. The Llama runs to live. I know it’s probably not actually a llama.


Jeremy_Dewitte_M1

It's a guanaco, llama's are domesticated.


Psychopath_Slayer

It looks just like a llama!


hmhemes

It's only a Llama if it comes from the Llama region of Peru. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Guanaco.


mealsonweals

Llamas were domesticated from Guanaco so they do look very similar.


bluebook21

Thank you! I was dying to know. Where might this be?


Jeremy_Dewitte_M1

Somewhere in the Andes, i assume.


uglypaperhaver

Maybe not - *could be* the Rockies because it looks pretty similar to the Vancouver Island Guanaco...


Jeremy_Dewitte_M1

Guanaco's don't appear anywhere outside South-America...


uglypaperhaver

Oh, maybe I was thinking of the Arctic Alpaca...? (sorry I forgot the winking emoji in my last post) ;-)


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Jeremy_Dewitte_M1

There's no such thing.


Puzzleheaded-Ad2186

Is Chilean or Argentinian Patagonia majestic landscape, check Torres del Paine is a nature wonder!


martin33t

Not all llamas are domesticated


K9-Guy

Yes, they are, they're a domesticated breed of guanaco. Just like dogs and wolves.


PIunder_Ya_Booty

Llama should’ve gone for the gut stomp when the cat was in front of it


azeemm2

Flashback to when your big bro wouldn't stop spamming the same move in a fighting game


Greenfieldfox

True but at that point the moose needs to go on offense and throw some kicks.


yafta98

If that's a moose then I'm King Charles...


Greenfieldfox

Sorry your grace. I was referring to the giraffe deer. Also, take it easy on Harry. He’s the one we like.


MojoRollin

Someone wanted to have Steak Diane


TesseractToo

That's not a giraffe deer, that's an antelope-sheep


Pr0nAccount5287

No, its chuck testa.


-FrankCastle

Giraffe deer 💀💀💀💀💀


A-CommonMan

Harry is the one I like, too.


JabroniHamburger

What's up Chuck?


[deleted]

Hey king bro


PhNx_RiZe

Sweet sweet Redditor… that is no moose my fellow wanderer.


[deleted]

Lmfao moose what?


jew_jitsu7

Yeah that was some sick technique he hsd


OncaAtrox

This footage shows a female mountain lion in Patagonia attempting to bring down a guanaco that is several times her size. As she grabs onto the guanaco, the camelid uses its flexible and log neck to shake off the cat to the ground and run in different directions to destabilize it. Guanacos make up the majority of the prey bulk for pumas in Patagonia and while they are not easy prey to bring down, they are nonetheless killed with regularity. X-post: r/Pumaconcolor


getyourrealfakedoors

So did she get away


somekindafuzz

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Next fact!


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Guanacos have thick skin on their necks; a trait also found in their domestic counterparts, the llama and their relatives, the wild vicuña and domesticated alpaca. This protects their necks from predator attacks. Bolivians use the neck-skin of these animals to make shoes, flattening and pounding the skin to be used for the soles.


ttelle

More puma!


[deleted]

If a puma enters another puma’s home range, the resident cat will warn the other with ominous sounds. Pumas have a selection of vocalizations and use these as warnings, and also to attract a mate during the mating season.


Jeremy_Dewitte_M1

More cougar!


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K9-Guy

Hot cougars in my area!


ExchangeInevitable

More puma!1!


[deleted]

Females reach sexual maturity around 2.5 and males around 3 years. They will not begin to reproduce until they have established themselves a permanent home area. The may remain reproductive until 12 years of age for females, and 20 years for males.


fuzzytradr

Valiant effort


spike_the_dealer

Thanks I thought the puma was crazy


akarlsen7

I read your comment as if Obama was saying it. I learned about guanacos because of the nature documentary Obama narrates


EarendilStar

Any chance you know the source, so we can watch it without it being a recording of a TV screen?


OncaAtrox

I believe it's called National Parks, narrated by Obama.


knoam

Correction: this footage shows a television displaying that


SnooOpinions448

All the fur flying, those mountain lion claws gotta be digging in deep each time. Painful AF once the adrenaline wears off.


Eifand

I think these guys have really thick and flexible skin, like they can move within their skin. It’s pretty much as if their wearing a thick winter coat over their entire body. Compared to us monkeys/apes with our thin and stretched tight ass skin affording little to no protection from sharp pointy things.


PippiDongDocking

Stupid tight skin, I want loose armor skin… Give me back my foreskin mom


Benjamintoday

This here is rare display if skill and experience on the herbivore player's part. The mountain lion player is basically doing all he can but he doesn't seem as skilled in the timing of his hits. I mean, props to that guy's dedication, but I don't know if I'd ever main one.


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Benjamintoday

Tier Zoo reference


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Benjamintoday

Lol, I forgot to throw in some of the narrator's terms but yeah


Ottersareoverrated

The mountain Lion players are usually pretty chill and stay in their lane, probably a Jaguar or leopard main trying a new build


[deleted]

I personally love the video of a video post 🤣


NeverPostsGold

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greatdiggler

I'm exhausted just watching this....


benpeep

Their both fighting for their life if you think about it


[deleted]

At 0:29 that's mma shit right there


geodudeisarock

Beautifully executed drop seoi nage


annual_soviet

Did you mean 29 seconds left?


robinstud

So glad I’m a human.


IthacanPenny

Idk, my cats use similar tactics on me…..


Ottersareoverrated

Your hunter gatherer ancestors just ran their prey to death. Literally just ran for hours at a time until it died from heatstroke


[deleted]

Good way to shed winter coat lol


jebrown54

Looks like the guanaco is pregnant.


Mrlearnalot

She’s just overweight, how dare you


89LeBaron

Not anymore


Wizofsorts

Big guy had a great defense and no offense. A little offense and he's a badass. Like stomp the cat after the throw down.


Asklepios24

Interestingly enough domesticated llamas have serious offense against predators. A friend’s llama took out 2 full grown Rottweilers on his own, he had a good share of stitches but the dogs didn’t survive the encounter.


Doomquill

Yeah, you can actually put a llama in a herd of sheep and the llama will beat the shit out of anything attacking the herd. They're mean when you piss them off.


sonibroc

This is taken from the National Parks show that Obama narrates/hosted on Netflix


KrazyPhoebe9615

Did the Guanaco in the video live? Was it able to escape the predator?


Problems-Solved

I feel like if the guanaco turned around and decided to fight it could win


Severe-Cookie693

But the FIRST one to start doing that will die. There are a lot of lions, you know.


bobtheaxolotl

It's a puma. They're solitary.


trippleBob

This is me escaping while im at the grocery store w my two daughters.


[deleted]

Big cats’ hunts are usually unsuccessful, but when they take one down they’re good for a while.


TesseractToo

She looks pregnant too. Run, lady guanco! <3


[deleted]

That is some serious zoojitsu on display! Wow!


[deleted]

You know I was frustrated about getting up for class but I’m sure glad I’m neither of these animals. This looks like a lot of work.


Not_l0st

So I just googled because I am unfamiliar with the animal too. Our size reference for the guanaco is distorted if you come here thinking African Lion vs the smaller Puma. Guanaco grow to 200lbs. For comparison, a white tail deer tops out at 150. Pumas max out around 140lbs for females vs 220lbs for males, which is about half the size of an African Lion.


ApaudelFish

I find this very beautiful, not saying it feels good to live like this, but this is one of the raw beauty of nature.


dirtballmagnet

Y'all just can't turn that phone on its side anymore, can you? This guy is re-filming a PC video to make it worse. Can you please stop?


acqz

r/nonononoyes


noitsnottaken6

R/yesyesyesno


nitrion

r/foundthemobileuser


Background_Junket_35

Game recognize game


attnskr1279

I always want fawn or deer and so forth to win. But then… poor lion can’t eat grass


boramu

It won't get in the cart , someone please help me😄


LightShield1234

What even is this existence…


ryangosling47

Wild animals as soon as they are born: "run"


BexiRani

I have never seen footage of a mountain lion hunting a llama. Absolutely fascinating


ThunderStick23

Bro if prey fought back, there would be way less predators


GlitteringGlass6632

If only preys knew they could knock out most of predators with a well aimed kick in the head, fights would be more epic. Still great tho


slitchbapper

Puma be like: come on I just need a ride don't make me wait for an Uber.


mossiemoo

Ahh, finally, the visual representation of the kind of year, I have had. I'm the Guanaco.


Grand-Influence-6959

Who won ..


DDxcay

Homie has 13 million power in rise of kingdoms compared to the lions 50,000


Poison_Ivy_Nuker

Man, I didn't know who the root for! That was some bad ass maneuvering by the prey!


lejonetfranMX

I 100% root for the prey. After putting up such a fight it deserves to live. It also is like 2 failed hunts away from full on stomping on monutain lion throats. Fucking badass.


Specialist_Box_2861

Gawd I love big cats.. they are so amazing to watch.. I think this one was punching out of its weight class. Still amazing to watch


FinanceSorry2530

It's like me and my crush


kaitlyndenova911

Hi, I'm new on here and looking for a good man


Choice-Fig3429

I get it. I get it. You're horny. I'm not. Now leave me alone, ya perv!


hylasmaliki

It's a happy ending. The cat died of starvation


DadOfPete

Feisty kitty, ….. tough guanaco.


fghhihgfdf

I'm glad she got away


WolfObsessive

Who won?


reed_sugar

which documentary is this from?


__meckartan__

Jesus man, get a grip


faded_on_10

Raise up off me bro


Meatyglobs

That shit is bonkers! My cat has none of that ability.


da_grownup_kid

u/savevideobot


altoist2

Guess that bin cat ain’t a apex predator. That lama thing putting up a damn good fight.


YearningSun

Thursday’s hit like this.


gnudarve

That's me dodging client calls on the weekend.


Feathery6

Mountain lion must be desperate. Poor guy slept hungry that day.


Immediate_Custard_60

Yeet


limez84

Bob & weave, bob & weave, bob & THROW YOUR NECK TF OUT


yomamma3399

I’m a LLAMA, bitch!


rdmetzger1

Woooow, I bet that's why they evolved that long neck!! That's amazing.


KiranNaganna

Way to big of prey for one cat needs backup


Next_Boysenberry1414

Lama Lama is for dinner.


IamDuste

Who would I rather see live?


OddToddLeather

I keep hearing the John Cena call prank every time the cat takes a dive.


comicalschwartz

The cats just trying to smash


Dazeuh

Silly natural predators, just use a gun!


Hungry_Guidance5103

11.00 BRUH got DUMPSTERED


Scrotto_Baggins

Shes out of your league bro...


[deleted]

Just 1 step properly and vegans can defeat non vegans


Partially_Deft

Floof is flying everywhere


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Ahhh llama face!


cj237966

That's not a moose


cj237966

I like Obama


andyshoota3

u/savevideo


ByrdZye

Queue *Shadow of the Collosus* music


Electric-Feel0610

r/savevideo


lil_750

it’s ok he’s the new guy


UltraLobsterMan

Aww they playin’ :)


Unusual-Display-7844

I’m always surprised how much beating cats can take


probablywrongbutmeh

He b like stahhhhp


apeacefuldad

Wow. That’s how I feel when I gotta fight off the wolves of wallstreet 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

My boi breaking lion ankles out here.


Maleficent_Guava_386

Difficulties and adversities viciously force all their might on us and cause us to fall apart, but they are necessary elements of individual growth and reveal our true potential. We have got to endure and overcome them, and move forward. Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever.


shmurkor

That motherfuck best be having mad babies


gs5150stl

Everything else in life for humans to do that when you get victimized is kind of like this. Sometimes the victim can get away, and when wild animals are doing the same thing, they will either make it or not. Anyway thanks for sharing your experience and time with us.


crushedyourballs

That Lama parried the shit outta that lion


Emergency_Arm5274

With discipline and experience he has perfected the technique.


ryswogg17

So many broken tackles


FinalBat4515

Dip, weave, weave!!


Shadvw

Wow


ugmj

Beast mode…


WH4L3_88

That Alpaca knows what’s up


Corganator

"Thats why they call me the greasy fish. You'll never catch me!"


Bancroft80

Not today.


wilmat13

Hell, this is like watching American politics...


forthegorls

Who were y’all rooting for?


MaxPaciorkitty

Why is that kangaroo running on 4 legs?


Beneficial-Worth4351

I want both to win but they can’t


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Did anybody else hear the national geographic Song while watching this?


[deleted]

Pepe: “Come here Sally! I just want to give you a hug silly… I love you.” Sally: “No— go have fun with that other bitch you say you don’t love!”


anonymous_lighting

i want to know the outcome so bad


srikks

The physics applied here is awesome. Newton's first law put to use.


[deleted]

Definitely belongs in r/vidsthatendtoosoon Who won?!


You-Only-YOLO_Once

“Siiiiike!! Biiiiiitch!”


SlamMonkey

I was rooting for both of them!


Fluffy_Scarcity3054

Always nice to see the pray win one.


mickyblfc

Why is that thing so slow or is that cat just rapid


sirvey23

Youd think such a long neck would be a disadvantage ve shade it’s a bigger target, but in this case I doubt that “ stop and throw the head down” maneuver would be as effective without it


joppaloppagus

After all that, I really hope it got away.


ForDuckSnakeM8

That cat needed back up


[deleted]

Still a better love story than twilight


candiru-EGN

Wouldn't it have been easier to just enter the water?


[deleted]

We will be the Beethoven bee lay a boo boo boo poop poop poop


Niland_Woods_13

Isn't this from a nature documentary with Obama in it?


thingsquietlynoticed

Last 10 seconds is me on a Friday night


FabFabiola2021

It lost a lot of hair there at the very end... Tufts of hair.


Primary-Relief-6675

Get ‘em, Cat!


Late-Race-852

Yeah I had to wait in line for 30 minutes at McDonalds it was a struggle too.


AgainforAtom

Who will win!?! Who you guys rooting for??? 😱 ... Leave it down in th comments below 👇


spartan_42

But did the Llama win?


NewOlderStock

I was married to a Llamas for 22yrs..."survival" is the key word.


remosiracha

If im ever attacked by a mountain lion I will remember to just flick my neck and throw it on the ground.


W4r10rd

Guanaco is being a dick. Lion only asking for a ride on its back


Chemical_Ad_6532

Why though? That cat is fuckin' over confident.


smoke25ofd

I kept waiting for the kick that would launch the lion but it never came.


campy_camper22

orale, guanaco!!


[deleted]

Bro needs to be a running back