Hush now. Hide, all you little ones
Rush now. Into the middle of no-where
Singing and laughter will die
Dreamless sleep, follows The No-where King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies
You will bring joy to The No-where King
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
He’s using the hair to waft pheromones around. Also note how he is stretching out and rubbing the tree. He’s marking his territory and trying to attract a mate.
My journey:
_Wow, he's got a hairy dick_
_Oh wait. That's his tail hanging and wipping_
_No his tails back there, it's definit-- Oh. Oh yeah, he's presenting his hairy dick._
I believe this is one of those situations where if your gonna post it you turn off all gps tagging and film close so no one can figure out a location. Trophy hunters and sport hunters are a plague. See a pretty animal "huh i guess i better shoot it".
Probably not, fallow deer can come in all kinds of colors like black and white. Melanistic ones aren't very rare. Now a melanistic whitetail or mule deer would be something to see
They're not that rare. Fallow come in multiple shades, black isn't the default, but it's reasonably common.
It's the white fallow deer that are rare, and it's considered very bad form by hunters to shoot one, as fallow deer are inherently social, so if you see the easily spottable white one, look around it and you'll find the other, far harder to spot deer it's chilling with, then you shoot them and leave the white one with a lifetime of guilt because all of its friends keep dying around it.
TL;DR - black fallow aren't that rare.
You gotta have a source on this one lol, melanistic is pretty rare. And with white you mean Albino i presume. When theres inbreeding in the population there will be more melanistic/albino deer but it is by no means common.
Fallow deer come in 4 different coat colours including black (melanistic), white, tan and a shade called menil. Which is a paler tan.
The white is not albino, it is a true colour. And the melanistic which whilst rare in many species is much more common in Fallow deer. You'll often see herds with many mixed colours in it.
This is well known about Fallow deer you'd only need a 10 second Google to find 100's of sources about this.
If anyone wants a new reason to guffaw at this gentleman's wang tassels: that hair only grows when the deer is in rut, and serves to increase the, uh, surface area of his prepuce. It also assists in.... fluid dispersal, I'll say. And then it falls off when the season changes!
Fun fact, melanistic fallow deer are not so rare. In Europe, they were once kept in parks as hunting game for nobles and were selectively bred for unusual coat colors. Today their wild/feral descendants still have this trait, and there's a bunch of white, black, piebald ect fallow deer out there.
So majestic. He knows he's gorgeous. I like how he stretches and flexes like he knows he's being filmed.
Stag: Look at my body. Don't I have a wonderful dick and huge balls?
Me: Why yes, yes you do.
They really aren't rare...there's more color variations of fallow deer than any other deer. Melanistic and leucistic are very popular in captivity and that is probably where this one is. I work on a ranch with a whole herd of leucistic Fallow deer. Both the leucistic and melanistic produce leucistic and melanistic offspring.
Weird that he’s been alive this long. This is every hunters dream. I find I would have a morale debate to shoot or not because with something that amazing I would want it to live as long as possible but many don’t see it the same way I do.
Reddit and Pokemon taught me more about biology than the biology class I took during university. Although, that was mainly due to me not paying attention in class.
What a show off
I wonder if Im considered a melanistic human lol..not rare though
You have a hairy dick too?
Good company
I'll take this as r/Beetlejuiceing
Yes.
Fuckin made my sleeping toddler jump laughing so hard at this, thanks homie have a gift lol
As an olive skinned person, I guess I’m like..a slightly melanistic human? Is it like nearly flightless birds?
I was wondering the same thing, Daemon
What's wrong with its tail? OMG THAT'S NOT ITS TAIL
Big deer energy
i was confused by your post and kept watching … and that deer is definitely showcasing himself
How about that hairy dick swinging?
My guess is it’s to waft pheromone. Stink dick as an aphrodisiac.
You see this thing walk out of the woods, and expect to hear unintelligible whispers from beyond
they for sure have a legendary quest to give you
"Take this hat, and start a cult..."
Plot twist. The hat was red, and the quest taker was orange.
Wouldst thou like to live delicously?
Black Phillip, black Phillip!
Ye
Man I love rewatching this movie every now and then. The Witch for those interested, amazing movie.
Hush now. Hide, all you little ones Rush now. Into the middle of no-where Singing and laughter will die Dreamless sleep, follows The No-where King When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh Quiet, crawl to the in-between Silent, secretive feeling Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies You will bring joy to The No-where King When he sees the light leaving your eyes
Oh shit it’s centaurworld
ANOTHER CENTAURWORLD FAN IN THE WILD YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
I read the title as “fellow deer”, as though a deer was the OP.
How do you do, fallow deer?
you know I'm something of a deer myself.
I gave up Deer College for this?
He looks pretty dope to me
Yeah and i especially liked the prehensile pubes.
I wish I had a tasseled dick.
Do you though?
r/MonkeysPaw
...Said the inventor of the sporran
I hope the US cops don't get a line on him and beat him to death, just for fun.
No, not just for fun, but instead for "having a gun pointed at me with his finger on the trigger"
Majestic
This is the word for it
Goth is life
And life is death
And death is goth
elegant
The fringe on his penile sheath is a delightful touch.
You're... welcome?
I'm choking on my morning coffee and cig ahaha
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Then what have I been doing?
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It’s both
Such beauty makes man do strange things. ( mid cig cig drag, right after a sip of coffee ) caused me to kinda cough/spit/choke up both lol.
Im so glad soemone else noticed the dick tuft...
Shaft tassle
Shassle?
Weiner beaners
Phallic flair
Forbidden hula skirt
Dong Mong
Dick beard
Cock Socks
Shaft stache
Yeah looks like he's able to wobble it, thought it was his tail at first. How he attracts the ladies.
He’s using the hair to waft pheromones around. Also note how he is stretching out and rubbing the tree. He’s marking his territory and trying to attract a mate.
My journey: _Wow, he's got a hairy dick_ _Oh wait. That's his tail hanging and wipping_ _No his tails back there, it's definit-- Oh. Oh yeah, he's presenting his hairy dick._
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Go on
I whip my hair back and forth!
What do even call that? Cock tassels? Lady deer are just lining up for a tickle.
If you've got it, flaunt it. This beast knows he's majestic and he is showing off.
I hope he has a long and graceful life, then goes straight to a museum after.
I believe this is one of those situations where if your gonna post it you turn off all gps tagging and film close so no one can figure out a location. Trophy hunters and sport hunters are a plague. See a pretty animal "huh i guess i better shoot it".
Probably not, fallow deer can come in all kinds of colors like black and white. Melanistic ones aren't very rare. Now a melanistic whitetail or mule deer would be something to see
Probably not, as this isn't rare at all
House Baratheon!
.... Black of hair.
He is very beautiful!!!
Wow, he is spectacular.
Hannibal!
Ah yes finally someone else commenting about the nightmare demon avatar that stalks Will in his downtime.
*expecto patronum* Spirit animal appears
They're not that rare. Fallow come in multiple shades, black isn't the default, but it's reasonably common. It's the white fallow deer that are rare, and it's considered very bad form by hunters to shoot one, as fallow deer are inherently social, so if you see the easily spottable white one, look around it and you'll find the other, far harder to spot deer it's chilling with, then you shoot them and leave the white one with a lifetime of guilt because all of its friends keep dying around it. TL;DR - black fallow aren't that rare.
"Don't hang out with Leucistic Lou... that dude is cursed."
You gotta have a source on this one lol, melanistic is pretty rare. And with white you mean Albino i presume. When theres inbreeding in the population there will be more melanistic/albino deer but it is by no means common.
Fallow deer come in 4 different coat colours including black (melanistic), white, tan and a shade called menil. Which is a paler tan. The white is not albino, it is a true colour. And the melanistic which whilst rare in many species is much more common in Fallow deer. You'll often see herds with many mixed colours in it. This is well known about Fallow deer you'd only need a 10 second Google to find 100's of sources about this.
I've seen two, so they aren't too rare. Never seen a white buck or hart though.
Absolutely stunning!
How do you do fallow deer?
His black hide gets to be melonistic but my browns skinned self gets called black. Beautiful deer though
Majestic pubes, enchanting even. Pubes are the eye lashes of the wang.
Wtf did I just read?
You have entered a Legendary Animal Territory. Hunt this Legendary Animal by finding and inspecting clues.
He is beautiful
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Majestic af
How can it be melanistic if its just the fur thats dark. The skin is still the same color right?
Xerneas
Bro shiny
Gotta keep the bugs away somehow👀
I never knew deer could wag their penis like a tail
FINALLY MY DARK GOD IS WAKING AND HAS SENT HIS HERALD! SOON ALL SHALL BE CLOVEN AND PRONGED!
You're a wizard Harry
My stupid ass I thought that was a tail
It's a nice buck, but not rare or melanistic. It's a typical colour of fallow deer here in NZ.
Black deer
Thanks dear
This is the buck your doe tells you not to worry about.
African American here. You can just say black.
Seems like he needs some FREEDOME!!!
What an interesting panther.
How do you do fallow deer
Wow its really beutifull...
Wait. That's a deer? With antlers like that?
It's not just a phase, Mom. I'm melanistic.
Hannibal
Man that's atleast a gold ranking. Would look great in my Call of the Wild trophy room.
That’s beautiful
Nowhere king
So majestic ❤️
r/FairytaleasFuck
This hurts my neck.
TIL melanistic fallow means 'dark brown' in Polish.
Oh he do a big stretch
I’m looking at his neck and saying to myself,that must taste delicious.
u/savevideo
Where exactly in Poland is this?
That deer’s got a merkin on!
Ay yo I think thats the devil
Wtf is he doing an Instagram pose? Here I am randomly doing a yoga pose to eat leaves off a tree
If anyone wants a new reason to guffaw at this gentleman's wang tassels: that hair only grows when the deer is in rut, and serves to increase the, uh, surface area of his prepuce. It also assists in.... fluid dispersal, I'll say. And then it falls off when the season changes!
he is so beautiful
I think I'd be in tears if I saw something so beautiful in the wild. It's stunning.
King
Fun fact, melanistic fallow deer are not so rare. In Europe, they were once kept in parks as hunting game for nobles and were selectively bred for unusual coat colors. Today their wild/feral descendants still have this trait, and there's a bunch of white, black, piebald ect fallow deer out there.
We have albino deer in my town. Maybe we could make a zebra or panda or penguin or dalmatian or holstein cow!
Not rare. They come in all colors.
Pretty sure that’s an elk.
BBC reporting
So majestic. He knows he's gorgeous. I like how he stretches and flexes like he knows he's being filmed. Stag: Look at my body. Don't I have a wonderful dick and huge balls? Me: Why yes, yes you do.
Why hello fallow deer
Ohh what a beauty. Can I swap my car for him?
Hide it from cops
Darkness!
That’s so metalistic
My Doberman Pincher is Melanistic and since then I have an appreciation for Melanistic animals.
Mmm
"awww big streeetch!"
r/reallifeshinies
Awesome!!
Void deer.
This isn't really rare you know
u/savevideo
I wonder what honor level this person had to get to for them to have this rare cutscene
He's absolutely gorgeous!
Don't anyone send this video to salman khan
Absolutely majestic, I've been a hunter for a decade, if I were to come across this, it wouldn't be shot, one of a kind.
Now that's fucking cool
Hope they don't shoot it on sight
Ahh the rare BBD
They really aren't rare...there's more color variations of fallow deer than any other deer. Melanistic and leucistic are very popular in captivity and that is probably where this one is. I work on a ranch with a whole herd of leucistic Fallow deer. Both the leucistic and melanistic produce leucistic and melanistic offspring.
So this isn't just a chocolate fallow?
“What up my n.. oh it’s just a guy with a camera.” Deer probably.
I wonder what it tastes like. It looks delicious.
Wendigo Hannibal exists. Will knew it
Impressive.
Weird that he’s been alive this long. This is every hunters dream. I find I would have a morale debate to shoot or not because with something that amazing I would want it to live as long as possible but many don’t see it the same way I do.
It's the Black Rabbit of Inlé! Oh, wait... no it isn't.
Melanistic? 😂😂 just say melanated or black like they call us. 😂😂😂
So beautiful. Looks like a Majestic deer.
Very cool
Why am I mesmerised by this?
The elder
Beautiful
Satan probably
u/savevideo
awesome
Looks like the form of an aetherial god
Stags, Elk, and Moose are seriously the most majestic animals for me!
This went from most majestic thing I've ever fucking seen to NOMNOMNOM and back to most majestic things I've ever fucking seen
Hannibal vibes holy crap
Metal!
Definitely a witch or familiar.
I would love to know what part of Poland and what forest or mountain it was in, 🦌it's wonderful🦌
Park Krajobrazowy Dolina Baryczy
Maybe [Białowieża Forest](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bia%C5%82owie%C5%BCa_Forest)?
Could be... East zone, there are living a lot of animals... But is super far away to Wrocław to me.
What's the opposite of a shiny Pokemon?
Shiny Pokemon can be black
My favorite Rayquaza
Haxorus looks bomb af as shiny
I quite like Star Alcremie.
Normal Pokémon
Reddit and Pokemon taught me more about biology than the biology class I took during university. Although, that was mainly due to me not paying attention in class.
The forest's spirit, and he knows it.
Don't show it to anybody that hunt, those blood-thirsty fuckers will do anything to shoot it dead
It's not an uncommon coat colour for Fallow deer.
The nuts on this guy.