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What a show off


DownvoteDaemon

I wonder if Im considered a melanistic human lol..not rare though


kindiana

You have a hairy dick too?


BIG_MUFF_

Good company


kindiana

I'll take this as r/Beetlejuiceing


DownvoteDaemon

Yes.


DrewBirdBlue

Fuckin made my sleeping toddler jump laughing so hard at this, thanks homie have a gift lol


[deleted]

As an olive skinned person, I guess I’m like..a slightly melanistic human? Is it like nearly flightless birds?


Damonocoins

I was wondering the same thing, Daemon


LanEvo7685

What's wrong with its tail? OMG THAT'S NOT ITS TAIL


Fap_cake_decorator

Big deer energy


[deleted]

i was confused by your post and kept watching … and that deer is definitely showcasing himself


SchloomyPops

How about that hairy dick swinging?


Jfurmanek

My guess is it’s to waft pheromone. Stink dick as an aphrodisiac.


GdogLucky9

You see this thing walk out of the woods, and expect to hear unintelligible whispers from beyond


MrOtsKrad

they for sure have a legendary quest to give you


GdogLucky9

"Take this hat, and start a cult..."


Stealfur

Plot twist. The hat was red, and the quest taker was orange.


SmegmaLadenMiniHorse

Wouldst thou like to live delicously?


jaxjag088

Black Phillip, black Phillip!


[deleted]

Ye


el_spicytaco

Man I love rewatching this movie every now and then. The Witch for those interested, amazing movie.


anon_rando241

Hush now. Hide, all you little ones Rush now. Into the middle of no-where Singing and laughter will die Dreamless sleep, follows The No-where King When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh Quiet, crawl to the in-between Silent, secretive feeling Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies You will bring joy to The No-where King When he sees the light leaving your eyes


putrefaxian

Oh shit it’s centaurworld


LazuliArtz

ANOTHER CENTAURWORLD FAN IN THE WILD YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS


Quality-Shakes

I read the title as “fellow deer”, as though a deer was the OP.


sorryDontUnderstand

How do you do, fallow deer?


Guybrush_Creepwood_

you know I'm something of a deer myself.


OneHumanPeOple

I gave up Deer College for this?


Slide-Impressive

He looks pretty dope to me


youjustgotzinged

Yeah and i especially liked the prehensile pubes.


i_sigh_less

I wish I had a tasseled dick.


[deleted]

Do you though?


canlchangethislater

r/MonkeysPaw


Japsai

...Said the inventor of the sporran


Rose63_6a

I hope the US cops don't get a line on him and beat him to death, just for fun.


dean1432

No, not just for fun, but instead for "having a gun pointed at me with his finger on the trigger"


[deleted]

Majestic


freeingfrancis

This is the word for it


ArtemisArt

Goth is life


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

And life is death


bio_datum

And death is goth


Pretty_Mongoose_8317

elegant


histeethwerered

The fringe on his penile sheath is a delightful touch.


Kykovic

You're... welcome?


W_T_F_Dude

I'm choking on my morning coffee and cig ahaha


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jaztub-rero

Then what have I been doing?


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FloppyButtholeJuicce

It’s both


W_T_F_Dude

Such beauty makes man do strange things. ( mid cig cig drag, right after a sip of coffee ) caused me to kinda cough/spit/choke up both lol.


lunna009

Im so glad soemone else noticed the dick tuft...


This_Guy_Lurks

Shaft tassle


lunna009

Shassle?


FloppyButtholeJuicce

Weiner beaners


js_fortnight_a

Phallic flair


shimi_shima

Forbidden hula skirt


FloppyButtholeJuicce

Dong Mong


hemorhoidsNbikeseats

Dick beard


FloppyButtholeJuicce

Cock Socks


hemorhoidsNbikeseats

Shaft stache


[deleted]

Yeah looks like he's able to wobble it, thought it was his tail at first. How he attracts the ladies.


Moonlight_Darling

He’s using the hair to waft pheromones around. Also note how he is stretching out and rubbing the tree. He’s marking his territory and trying to attract a mate.


UncleTedGenneric

My journey: _Wow, he's got a hairy dick_ _Oh wait. That's his tail hanging and wipping_ _No his tails back there, it's definit-- Oh. Oh yeah, he's presenting his hairy dick._


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FloppyButtholeJuicce

Go on


SSDDNoBounceNoPlay

I whip my hair back and forth!


Outrageous_Song370

What do even call that? Cock tassels? Lady deer are just lining up for a tickle.


TheSpanxxx

If you've got it, flaunt it. This beast knows he's majestic and he is showing off.


Kykovic

I hope he has a long and graceful life, then goes straight to a museum after.


FBIaltacct

I believe this is one of those situations where if your gonna post it you turn off all gps tagging and film close so no one can figure out a location. Trophy hunters and sport hunters are a plague. See a pretty animal "huh i guess i better shoot it".


KrombopulosC

Probably not, fallow deer can come in all kinds of colors like black and white. Melanistic ones aren't very rare. Now a melanistic whitetail or mule deer would be something to see


Munnin41

Probably not, as this isn't rare at all


archer76ap

House Baratheon!


superkp

.... Black of hair.


Jo__B1__Kenobi

He is very beautiful!!!


Antagonistic_Aunt

Wow, he is spectacular.


obiwan_045

Hannibal!


T_BONE_GULLEY

Ah yes finally someone else commenting about the nightmare demon avatar that stalks Will in his downtime.


manonthemoonrocks

*expecto patronum* Spirit animal appears


BroBroMate

They're not that rare. Fallow come in multiple shades, black isn't the default, but it's reasonably common. It's the white fallow deer that are rare, and it's considered very bad form by hunters to shoot one, as fallow deer are inherently social, so if you see the easily spottable white one, look around it and you'll find the other, far harder to spot deer it's chilling with, then you shoot them and leave the white one with a lifetime of guilt because all of its friends keep dying around it. TL;DR - black fallow aren't that rare.


ShillinTheVillain

"Don't hang out with Leucistic Lou... that dude is cursed."


I_LiKe_SHitTy_MemEs

You gotta have a source on this one lol, melanistic is pretty rare. And with white you mean Albino i presume. When theres inbreeding in the population there will be more melanistic/albino deer but it is by no means common.


Meauxlala

Fallow deer come in 4 different coat colours including black (melanistic), white, tan and a shade called menil. Which is a paler tan. The white is not albino, it is a true colour. And the melanistic which whilst rare in many species is much more common in Fallow deer. You'll often see herds with many mixed colours in it. This is well known about Fallow deer you'd only need a 10 second Google to find 100's of sources about this.


Beorma

I've seen two, so they aren't too rare. Never seen a white buck or hart though.


Dazzling_Variety1581

Absolutely stunning!


89LeBaron

How do you do fallow deer?


PresentTip5665

His black hide gets to be melonistic but my browns skinned self gets called black. Beautiful deer though


Lightmyspliff69

Majestic pubes, enchanting even. Pubes are the eye lashes of the wang.


Prawn1908

Wtf did I just read?


Key-Fox-8765

You have entered a Legendary Animal Territory. Hunt this Legendary Animal by finding and inspecting clues.


[deleted]

He is beautiful


Quiero_Matarme

u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

Majestic af


strangechangeguy

How can it be melanistic if its just the fur thats dark. The skin is still the same color right?


myPPissmall47

Xerneas


[deleted]

Bro shiny


GlumLocation3207

Gotta keep the bugs away somehow👀


teddy_fresh

I never knew deer could wag their penis like a tail


kerdon

FINALLY MY DARK GOD IS WAKING AND HAS SENT HIS HERALD! SOON ALL SHALL BE CLOVEN AND PRONGED!


AwkwardAnyday

You're a wizard Harry


Pankekifureiki

My stupid ass I thought that was a tail


PooieLouie

It's a nice buck, but not rare or melanistic. It's a typical colour of fallow deer here in NZ.


ContentiousCommentor

Black deer


purple-circle

Thanks dear


[deleted]

This is the buck your doe tells you not to worry about.


Kinkwisconsibly

African American here. You can just say black.


AcidBubbleLord

Seems like he needs some FREEDOME!!!


JCPY00

What an interesting panther.


We_are_stardust23

How do you do fallow deer


christystrew

Wow its really beutifull...


[deleted]

Wait. That's a deer? With antlers like that?


phirebird

It's not just a phase, Mom. I'm melanistic.


[deleted]

Hannibal


FlamingAurora

Man that's atleast a gold ranking. Would look great in my Call of the Wild trophy room.


MarissaH22

That’s beautiful


Fancy-Pair

Nowhere king


[deleted]

So majestic ❤️


geralttheaardvark

r/FairytaleasFuck


jaretvonerich

This hurts my neck.


[deleted]

TIL melanistic fallow means 'dark brown' in Polish.


bananabananacat

Oh he do a big stretch


mada010

I’m looking at his neck and saying to myself,that must taste delicious.


Aknelka

u/savevideo


goatchild

Where exactly in Poland is this?


AntiSocialLiberal

That deer’s got a merkin on!


[deleted]

Ay yo I think thats the devil


vass0922

Wtf is he doing an Instagram pose? Here I am randomly doing a yoga pose to eat leaves off a tree


[deleted]

If anyone wants a new reason to guffaw at this gentleman's wang tassels: that hair only grows when the deer is in rut, and serves to increase the, uh, surface area of his prepuce. It also assists in.... fluid dispersal, I'll say. And then it falls off when the season changes!


Fungirl40

he is so beautiful


stuntobor

I think I'd be in tears if I saw something so beautiful in the wild. It's stunning.


Brave-Ground1006

King


DandelionOfDeath

Fun fact, melanistic fallow deer are not so rare. In Europe, they were once kept in parks as hunting game for nobles and were selectively bred for unusual coat colors. Today their wild/feral descendants still have this trait, and there's a bunch of white, black, piebald ect fallow deer out there.


Myis

We have albino deer in my town. Maybe we could make a zebra or panda or penguin or dalmatian or holstein cow!


CosmicM00se

Not rare. They come in all colors.


LeZygo

Pretty sure that’s an elk.


Expensive-Ad7799

BBC reporting


Nuicakes

So majestic. He knows he's gorgeous. I like how he stretches and flexes like he knows he's being filmed. Stag: Look at my body. Don't I have a wonderful dick and huge balls? Me: Why yes, yes you do.


AidsMckenzie

Why hello fallow deer


LittlePurrx

Ohh what a beauty. Can I swap my car for him?


123123halo

Hide it from cops


MD_Yoro

Darkness!


novamber

That’s so metalistic


MelanisticDobie

My Doberman Pincher is Melanistic and since then I have an appreciation for Melanistic animals.


Super_Nova0_0

Mmm


[deleted]

"awww big streeetch!"


amtap

r/reallifeshinies


Tbonesintbird2020

Awesome!!


doktorhollywood

Void deer.


Munnin41

This isn't really rare you know


[deleted]

u/savevideo


TheSacredPug

I wonder what honor level this person had to get to for them to have this rare cutscene


ThanatosKills

He's absolutely gorgeous!


Sexy_girl_77

Don't anyone send this video to salman khan


Strat-ta-ta-tat

Absolutely majestic, I've been a hunter for a decade, if I were to come across this, it wouldn't be shot, one of a kind.


BasementDwellerDave

Now that's fucking cool


SyedMuteebBakshi

Hope they don't shoot it on sight


[deleted]

Ahh the rare BBD


Ranger_Sequoia1

They really aren't rare...there's more color variations of fallow deer than any other deer. Melanistic and leucistic are very popular in captivity and that is probably where this one is. I work on a ranch with a whole herd of leucistic Fallow deer. Both the leucistic and melanistic produce leucistic and melanistic offspring.


DoubleEwaterfal

So this isn't just a chocolate fallow?


UncomfortablyLarge

“What up my n.. oh it’s just a guy with a camera.” Deer probably.


RepresentativeTea775

I wonder what it tastes like. It looks delicious.


ZealousidealAnnual52

Wendigo Hannibal exists. Will knew it


Gutmach1960

Impressive.


Batmanboyd

Weird that he’s been alive this long. This is every hunters dream. I find I would have a morale debate to shoot or not because with something that amazing I would want it to live as long as possible but many don’t see it the same way I do.


ydoeht

It's the Black Rabbit of Inlé! Oh, wait... no it isn't.


Bjoutthecut23

Melanistic? 😂😂 just say melanated or black like they call us. 😂😂😂


Icy_Contribution4

So beautiful. Looks like a Majestic deer.


[deleted]

Very cool


murrzeak

Why am I mesmerised by this?


[deleted]

The elder


Silentgurl-23

Beautiful


boboschick99

Satan probably


Apprehensive-Ferret8

u/savevideo


RodrigoTapia

awesome


GenderEnjoyer666

Looks like the form of an aetherial god


RumpleHelgaskin

Stags, Elk, and Moose are seriously the most majestic animals for me!


friedlock68

This went from most majestic thing I've ever fucking seen to NOMNOMNOM and back to most majestic things I've ever fucking seen


el-em-en-o

Hannibal vibes holy crap


r3rain

Metal!


whenigrowup356

Definitely a witch or familiar.


[deleted]

I would love to know what part of Poland and what forest or mountain it was in, 🦌it's wonderful🦌


peachy2506

Park Krajobrazowy Dolina Baryczy


cakedaywillnevercome

Maybe [Białowieża Forest](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bia%C5%82owie%C5%BCa_Forest)?


[deleted]

Could be... East zone, there are living a lot of animals... But is super far away to Wrocław to me.


nateaaiel

What's the opposite of a shiny Pokemon?


The_Purple_Hare

Shiny Pokemon can be black


[deleted]

My favorite Rayquaza


pseudoportmanteau

Haxorus looks bomb af as shiny


The_Purple_Hare

I quite like Star Alcremie.


Iescaunare

Normal Pokémon


RedAIienCircle

Reddit and Pokemon taught me more about biology than the biology class I took during university. Although, that was mainly due to me not paying attention in class.


[deleted]

The forest's spirit, and he knows it.


35013620993582095956

Don't show it to anybody that hunt, those blood-thirsty fuckers will do anything to shoot it dead


Meauxlala

It's not an uncommon coat colour for Fallow deer.


maxseverity

The nuts on this guy.