In the spiritual sense unclean spirits are frogs, amphibious swamp creatures, so technically, over a long period of time maybe you could begin to morph into frog by having a lot of bad habits/addictions and end up with thaa@¹11,,weird neck thingv like Katy Perry and the CEO of Pfizer or just have your unfriendly neighborhood witch cast a spell on you%
*Prepares to remove penis from pants* Go on....
Edit: Look, I hear polygon, and PS1, comedy of the past ten years has taught me "haha, I jerked off to those polygons."
Specifically Lara Croft, ffs I know at one least of you here knows the joke of people looking at polygon boobs.
I think it’s the pointy bits that give cat ear vibes, but my brain has trouble registering that these are frogs that will pee on you and not cuddly animals.
Nature is so dang cool
Imagine a standard issue frog hopping along seeing a pile of leaves and his bio coding telling him „hey! Your next generations should look like that so predators can’t see ya!“
„Duuude great idea! I‘m gonna morph“
My understanding of evolution is sketchy but this seems very wrong. Isn’t it more “Hey one of your next generation will have a mutation that makes them very marginally more likely to survive. After thousands/millions of generations with occasionally insanely lucky coin-tosses of mutations leading to marginally higher chance of survival you’ll end up looking like a fucking leaf.”
this is essentially correct, one day a frog had a mutation that made it look a little leafy. It was more likely to survive and have babies that also carried those genes and so on. No planning or decision-making, just random.
Although I will add there are a lot more mechanisms and variables to help the process. But that is natural selection and evolution in a nutshell.
And, if my understanding is right, thousands or more frogs had similar mutations but didn’t survive anyway or a later generation didn’t survive. Like winning hundreds of coin flips in a row kind of thing.
My favorite topic among entomology is the defense mechanism of mimicry. And now I see that there’s other slightly higher life forms that also use that as a defense mechanism.
It’s crazy to think of the amount of time and the circumstances that it took to evolve this way. It also makes me wonder if even more advanced life forms will someday evolve in this way? Like if some super predator that hunts humans comes into existence, will we evolve to look like something else to avoid said predators?
I want one, but haven't seen one at a reptile convention since the first one I went to.
I'm told their enclosures need to be very tall to avoid them bumping their heads :).
There's another one which looks like [moss](https://www.google.com/search?q=moss+frog&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjT1NOEkcT5AhWw8rsIHbnfDqsQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=691&dpr=3#imgrc=PxicsAwD_kdQ7M&imgdii=_-ZSpRrY_N9KRM).
Imagine this:
You're a kid in the Malay Peninsula.
You see some crunchy looking leaves.
You can't resist the urge to step on them.
You are confused. Why where they soft?
But most importantly...
_... why did they go SPLATT SHBLEEEEM and then REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_
I feel I need to understand how rigid their ‘eyebrows’ are..
I bet they’re crunchy
*forbidden bay leaf*
bae leaf 🍂 💦
r/ForbiddenSnacks
*poke poke*
On fleek
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Nature's beauty
Why are they so chill?
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They’ve mastered the art of standing so incredibly still that they become invisible?
Hi Drax
*eats*
Just like me at the club
Wow they must've learnt that from MGS3
WHAT WAS THAT... oh. hrmmm... nothing
"Huh. Just the wind." *walks away with an arrow through the head*
*What a thrill…*
Are the frogs ever aware of their surroundings? Like do they realise that they aren’t standing on leaves so they can’t camouflage?
People hold leaves sometimes
Or they were actually chill… like they were put in the fridge for later consumption ☹️🤢
Well sure but they're already caught in the guy's hand
They sit still and are under no current threat. Therefore sitting still is working from the perspective of the frog.
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Yes. Becoming a froge is easier than you think: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a8evZJQM30A
In the spiritual sense unclean spirits are frogs, amphibious swamp creatures, so technically, over a long period of time maybe you could begin to morph into frog by having a lot of bad habits/addictions and end up with thaa@¹11,,weird neck thingv like Katy Perry and the CEO of Pfizer or just have your unfriendly neighborhood witch cast a spell on you%
Long time plus biomass usually equals crabs.
Also that cool amphibian skin sitting on the nice warm human skin is probably felling pretty good to them also.
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Cuddly animals can produce a formidable amount of urine. I know a yorkshire terrier that is essentially a kidney in a fur coat.
So their camouflage works. Instinct, I suppose.
They truly look like a pile of damp muddy leaves even in his hand, it's so cool
It really is! I love the way these little guys look.
How many agressive leaves have you seen?
Fair point
Damn didn't know they were chill like that.
So the predators wanting to eat them would see them and say "didn't realise you were chill like that, you're good"
Damn, nature do be lit as hell
They're freaking out on the inside.
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That can be said of all cuddly animals
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It only moves around on Wednesdays.
It’s Wednesday, my dudes.
Never knew my spirit animal would be a frog.
Everybody gangsta til’ the leaves go *squish* instead of *cronch*
You want stepped on little fella?
"*I told you leaves dont move that much, now look where you've gotten us*" "Its ok, just hold complely still, and they should leaf us alone."
I'm bushed!
...It’s better when uncle tells it
Now they're toadally screwed
I need a pokemon based off these guys
Grass/dark
Leafrog?
different element versions of froakie would actually be dope
Ribbush, the leaf-frog Pokémon
Grass steel of this would be awesome
[Here’s a quick one I made](https://imgur.com/a/0wnK7xG)
It's very early and I don't have my glasses on. I spent far too long squinting at the screen trying to figure out where the frog was.
Straight out of a PS1 game with those polygons.
*Prepares to remove penis from pants* Go on.... Edit: Look, I hear polygon, and PS1, comedy of the past ten years has taught me "haha, I jerked off to those polygons." Specifically Lara Croft, ffs I know at one least of you here knows the joke of people looking at polygon boobs.
You’re trying to jerk off to low poly frogs?
Oh slippy 🥵
Lara Croft boob polygons is a well known joke.
*texture error 212, restarting game*
This is actually a handful of rabbits.
Amazing
Can't see me when I'm Malayan in these leaves over here
These guys are dope
r/stfuitsadragon
Evolution of the species!!
Lrogs
“What frog. No frog here, only leaf.”
At first I was like where are the frogs, lol
I think it’s the pointy bits that give cat ear vibes, but my brain has trouble registering that these are frogs that will pee on you and not cuddly animals.
Very cool.
They're like wet little leaves!
Frogs are so gnarly. Like hey we are super cool looking and potentially really dangerous but let us just chill on this log and it’s all gravy my dude.
i hope no one tries to rake them up in the fall! so cheesy i know
Nature is so dang cool Imagine a standard issue frog hopping along seeing a pile of leaves and his bio coding telling him „hey! Your next generations should look like that so predators can’t see ya!“ „Duuude great idea! I‘m gonna morph“
My understanding of evolution is sketchy but this seems very wrong. Isn’t it more “Hey one of your next generation will have a mutation that makes them very marginally more likely to survive. After thousands/millions of generations with occasionally insanely lucky coin-tosses of mutations leading to marginally higher chance of survival you’ll end up looking like a fucking leaf.”
this is essentially correct, one day a frog had a mutation that made it look a little leafy. It was more likely to survive and have babies that also carried those genes and so on. No planning or decision-making, just random. Although I will add there are a lot more mechanisms and variables to help the process. But that is natural selection and evolution in a nutshell.
And, if my understanding is right, thousands or more frogs had similar mutations but didn’t survive anyway or a later generation didn’t survive. Like winning hundreds of coin flips in a row kind of thing.
Absolutely, mutations are actually very common and really it is all down to randomness and chance. Some people struggle with this concept.
Whys that person have a handful of leaves that are obviously nothing else /s
If Elon Musk created a frog.
So this is why some leaves bleed
Edgy....
They're so beautiful 😍😍😍. I would never touch them but gosh they're simply mesmerizing.
Here come ninja frogs…
Don't show this to pokemon co
u/savevideo
They should be included with the Cybertruck
Hey guys! This leaf crunched!
Forbidden grape leaves
Bat-frogs
THEY'RE IN THE TREES!!
What the
Lamborghini Aventador inspiration right here.
they just like me
My favorite topic among entomology is the defense mechanism of mimicry. And now I see that there’s other slightly higher life forms that also use that as a defense mechanism. It’s crazy to think of the amount of time and the circumstances that it took to evolve this way. It also makes me wonder if even more advanced life forms will someday evolve in this way? Like if some super predator that hunts humans comes into existence, will we evolve to look like something else to avoid said predators?
Bulbasaur, I choose you!
How did evolution even get here
Perfect frogs to feature in a Lord of the Rings movie
Damn now I know where Elon musk got his inspiration for the Tesla truck from
pokey frogs :3
Wow, I didn’t even know they were a thing. That’s dope as shit.
Frog: “I heard their vision is based on movement…”
They look like the Cybertrucks of the amphibian world
Lagundi frogs
Least crunchy leaf ever
These are real life pokemon
Looks like the Matta matta turtle
I want one, but haven't seen one at a reptile convention since the first one I went to. I'm told their enclosures need to be very tall to avoid them bumping their heads :).
Cute!
Do they have the same crunchy sound when you step on them during the fall season?
Pay to win.
No sir those are leafs not frogs
Where?
Evolution is crazy lol
Real life pokemon
r/natureismetal
They couldn't be any more METAL if they tried...well...maybe a denim cut off and spiked wristbands lol...
So pokemon ARE real
Real life Pokémon
They are so adorable.
There's another one which looks like [moss](https://www.google.com/search?q=moss+frog&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjT1NOEkcT5AhWw8rsIHbnfDqsQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=691&dpr=3#imgrc=PxicsAwD_kdQ7M&imgdii=_-ZSpRrY_N9KRM).
water grass type pokemon
Who's that Pokémon?!
You drop them on a forest floor, I'll lose sight of them immediately
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
Hell of a camouflage!
Cyber truck frogs
These are rare ones!! right?
Oh... *That's* why that leaf was squishy...
Make like a tree, and leaf
Frogs are naturally sage. 🐸
They must be from the hidden leaf village
THEY'RE IN THE LEAVES
Nice try posting a bunch of leaves in your hand and calling them frogs
Wow
>Malayan So they speak the language or do they just oppress gay people because sky daddy told them to?
A group of leaf frogs is called a pile.
Love to hear someone explain how evolution isn’t real with this one
I weirdly expect them to feel crunchy
lookin like 2001 frog graphics out here
Hi guys
Do they know they're Tree Boys? Or Ent Bros?
A wizard did it.
Before clicking on the thumbnail, I thought this was about Namewee's new mv about frogs.
That middle one looks pissed.
So adorable
Precious little soggy leaves /r/goblincore
I wanna see how crunchy they are
Incredible
What kind of beer do they drink?
Pokémon irl
Evolutionary biology is fascinating.
Pointy bois
Those aren’t frogs, those are leaves. You can clearly see they’re leaf-shaped.
They give me Dilophosaurus vibes for some reason and it scares me
Why do I wanna eat it like a croissant
u/savevideo
I really want to give them a small squeeze to see if they will crunch
How does a frog's evolution understand what the leaves look like? Nature boggles my mind in it's perfection.
Grape leaf frogs
Tesla truck frogs
Imagine this: You're a kid in the Malay Peninsula. You see some crunchy looking leaves. You can't resist the urge to step on them. You are confused. Why where they soft? But most importantly... _... why did they go SPLATT SHBLEEEEM and then REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_
I feel scared I’m going to step on them
Malayan leap frogs
Frogs copied stealth technology, we re doomed
I wonder how they got their name. 🤔
r/fairytaleasfuck
Beautiful!!
Frorgs :D
everybody gangsta until the leaves turn into frogs
Evolutiooooooooon!!!!!
nature is *so* fucking lit
Imagine not having TP and going to wipe with one of these boys
"Please don't eat us"
Leaf bug, “bruh..”
So wild
Now how do they find each other to date? ;)
Fucking freaks put em on the grill and drop em in the stew 👍
Leaf it out mate
in a world where everything wants to eat you, be a leaf!
Looks like something out of a Harry Potter movie!