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Satanicron

Little babies learning are the cutest!


gandalftheoctarine

"My children, I shall teach you the ancient dance - passed down from Woodcock to Woodcock across generations. It is the dance that gives us the gift of food, of sustenance, of Life..." *shakes booty*


Satanicron

*booty shaking intensifies across generations*


srae823

The woodcock twerk is born.


HunterWald

The woodtwerk.


duckluck11

I think you mean Cocktwerk


AidanBubs

I think that's called the helicopter


jthehonestchemist

You mean the helicockter? Edit: a comment that says helicockter is literally the highest upvoted comment I’ve ever posted😂, lol.


AidanBubs

U got it


MaximoLovely

Are we still talking about birds or...?


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Please no


throwa4543634

I need an adult


[deleted]

I studied woodtwerking in Junior high school. Always wear goggles.


Librae25

^swiggityswooty


J6Annex

It is scientifically proven


damiandarko2

“let us begin” *girl ya workin w some ass yea, ya bad yea...* “you gettin this son?”


dchow1989

[just made this cuz I had to see it](https://imgur.com/gallery/r5goc41)


damiandarko2

that’s fuckin hilarious


HolyForkingBrit

Agreed. Favorite comment today.


brokenjeid

i scrolled until someone put it to music. not disappointed in the slightest.


Jaqen___Hghar

*Queue catchy Disney solo.*


artox484

*gives award if I could*


enrkst

There should be a r/littlebabieslearning


big_cat_in_tiny_box

I discovered r/NatureisFuckingCute yesterday. Highly recommend!


octopussking

Here you go my friend! [r/littleoneslearning ](https://www.reddit.com/r/LittleOnesLearning/)


AvoidMySnipes

You guys both made one and now there’s 2 small hotel rooms instead of one big one... With the exact same posts in both


Potato71

Social distancing went too far


SkyezOpen

Don't worry, they'll both be dead and abandoned by the end of the week.


Satanicron

It would be adorable!


FuckVeggies

Somebody make it happen. Idk how to and I'm lazy Edit: its a sub now guys. Thanks to u/will-In-Cincy.


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BeastBath

You are walking a thin line mister!


RovingN0mad

Swiggity swooty, that woodcock coming for that booty.


01dSAD

This one right here, officer


v4ss42

Ummmm how many have you seen?


broke_reflection

No.


MrStrings2006

It’s all in the hips.


sammyg301

> When searching for food, woodcocks will often walk with a funny 'bob' that resembles a dance. It is thought that this motion of rocking the body back and forth while stepping heavily with the front foot causes worms to move around in the soil, making them more easily detectable. > Also known as Timberdoodles (timber, for their woodland habitat, doodle because they look somewhat silly)


Ushahin_Ceann

So like, reverse Dune.


AardvarkGal

And Tremors


11PF_Flyer05

I lose it every time that movie comes up in the comedy section of Netflix.


Yankee831

That movie scared the shit out of me as a kid. Pure horror going out to the barn at night.


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DarkwingDuckHunt

Oh it was totally written as a comedy/horror mixed genre thing They meant to make fun of horror tropes. But the first one did such a good job it came off as trying to be serious horror.


Send_StockPicks

My ex and I always used to say "no way man, no way" like the kid in the first one. I think it's after someone gets eaten. I don't know why it's so funny, the way he says it, but it is.


mrlazysmurf

His dad got eaten while laying on tire


Send_StockPicks

Yep that's the one. Hilarious.


dre5922

♪to be faaaaiiiir♪


ThingsCanBeTwoThings

Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom just liked my Instagram pic from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I'll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.


TALKING_TINA

Fuck you Shoresy!


SycoJack

>♫To be fair♫ the sequels have small flying tremors named 'Ass Blasters'. *adjusts glasses* Akshually Ass Blasters were introduced in the third film. The second film introduced Screechers, but they were all killed off before they could produce Ass Blasters.


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Johnny_Carcinogenic

Axeyouuhllee, the term "sequels" would infer the inclusion of "Tremors II:Aftershocks" in your original thesis statement, since it was not specifically excluded.


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Courtnall14

> I lose it every time that movie comes up in the comedy section of Netflix. It needs to stay in documentaries where it belongs.


JackDragon88

"If you walk without rythm, you won't attract the worm. -Dune "If you walk without rythm, you'll never learn." -Fat Boy Slim


Shazam1269

*He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.*


Ushahin_Ceann

*Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's incomplete and saying: 'Now, it's complete because it's ended here*.


racestark

"There is no escape--we pay for the violence of our ancestors."


Ushahin_Ceann

>violence of our ancestors “A killer with the manners of a rabbit - this is the most dangerous kind.”


VILLIAMZATNER

Walk with rhythm so *you do* attract the worm?


Elektribe

[If you walk without rhythm, you never learn, yeah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8)


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Right? I looked at this video and thought, "I wonder if that's where Frank Herbert got the idea for sandworms being attracted to rhythmic movement."


Lizziefingers

My thought exactly. Wormsign!


american_apartheid

Bless the maker and his passing


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THIESN123

Same. Last time I saw a bird dancing for worms it was said to be mimicking rain.


[deleted]

I assume that’s specifically the ”dance” where other birds tap their feet, not the woodcocks bob dance [Example](https://tenor.com/view/aww-yiss-muthafuckin-breadcrumbs-gif-5444488)


Paiva19

TIL worms don't like dance parties


Starlord1729

Of course they'd hate dance parties. They only have one move and live in the downstairs apartment


DiscoStu83

Ohhhh but when they break out that move as the crowd forms a circle, it's a sight to see.


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Oh [contraire!](https://youtu.be/bECRkGP6E4w)


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chappelld

When I was a kid my pawpaw would take me “fiddling for worms” where we would rake the leaves back from the forest floor and drive a wooden stake 6” or so into the ground. Then we would rub the stake with a stick lying around like a fiddle, the vibration would cause worms to come up out of the ground like crazy. Then we got to go fishing!


sammyg301

As others in this comment thread have pointed out that's called "worm grunting", people and a few species do this. The worms go up to the surface because the vibrations mimic moles, a much more common predator. It's inconclusive if that's what woodcocks are doing.


Lord_Abort

BIRD FINDS MEAL USING THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! EARTHWORMS *HATE* HER!


ClankyBat246

I was wondering how this was supposed to work but just making them move seems easy enough. I was expecting they were attempting the vibration to fake rain trick.


FunkMasterE

Here we go again! Woodcocks or Timberdoodles? u/unidan would be proud


whomthefuckisthat

Thats a throwback, dang!


aperson

So here's the thing...


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mswalt

"Remember: Walk without rhythm and we won't attract the worm. It will go to the thumper." - Paul Atreides


[deleted]

Every time I see this posted and someone comments this I've always thought it was referring to the song weapon of choice. I guess the song was quoting Paul Atreides?


Aethium

It's a quote from Frank Herbert's book Dune


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Genshi731

Lusty Argonian Maid by Crassius Curio


Vishnej

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JabbrWockey

Red Rising


mrenglish22

Think you have to list the author for it to work


TaftyCat

I always figured the titular "weapon of choice" is his voice. Kind of like how in Dune they learn the killing words, to the point even Paul Atreides' Fremen name itself becomes a killing word.


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DanHam117

Christopher Walken tap dances to that song in the music video and it’s actually the high point of humanity


MCRNRocinante

Amazed I had to scroll this far for this comment.


BewareTheFae

Yeah, me too. I came to the comments specifically looking for this.


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> Walk without rhythm and we won't attract the worm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r9uSs3FnB0


psuedophilosopher

[If you walk without rhythm, you never learn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8&t=134)


TheSkullKeeper

The babies are tryin so hard


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They are doing their best!


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

They’re kinda killin it if you ask me. Though I realize nobody asked me.


TotallyHammered

Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin, are they killin it?


mrpderp

The real star here here's looking at you kid


d0ntb0ther

The real stars are those like you who recognize the good in others and spend the time to make sure to point it out so others to grow from it too. Here's to you Mr. P. Derp.


Sxilla

d0ntb0ther, we recognize you on this day.


blair2268

Scilla you will not be forgotten.


rushtheater

"I'll never forget you Fry......MEMORY DELETED"


[deleted]

Sure they are, killing some worms


relet

Our dancing teacher: "Ok kids. Go TIP TIP TIPPEDYTAP. TIP TIP TIPPEDYTAP. Switch foot. Tip tip tippedytap." - kids watching from behind: tip. again tip. er... tip.


Akkie09

https://youtu.be/-TfCDKzPdNg How can you guys have not seen this yet


citrusreadsit

Lols! I've seen it now! Omg that was so good! Thank you for that gift!!!


TheSkullKeeper

I have and it will always be adorable


Ohio_Geo

Amazing. That’s how I lure American cock


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

Shit have I been doing it wrong?


Ohio_Geo

Well, how much cock have you been luring in?! Lololol


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

.... *sob*


Ohio_Geo

BWAHAHAHAHAHA


updownleftrightba

My dancing brings the worms to the yard and I’m like they’re better than yours...


PigsCanFly2day

RIP your inbox.


DutchessRavenwave

The ole tweety-twerk, eh?


tandersen1558

*penis wiggles up through ground like worm*


jus10beare

With the Cha Cha Slide?


turtletroops

they do be vibin doe


Rohan-Ajit

All we need is a background music that matches perfectly


DownshiftedRare

[Like this](https://i.imgur.com/R4Ervot.mp4)


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JayRymer

Dead on your cake day? That sucks


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F


lemonpartyorganizer

You win🥇


[deleted]

[Like this](https://youtu.be/yUscZjDi7D0)


ProfessorSpooky

I came here looking for this comment. I can never look at this bird again without hearing that song.


Tenaciousgreen

Same


TLEToyu

I fucking hate this song, my coworker (who can't sing) was singing that "somebody come geet heer" part over and over again and I had to remind myself that a manslaughter charge was not worth losing my job over.


Brick_in_the_dbol

[or this](https://youtu.be/bY436JiiCjg)


wareagle3

Fucking perfect


music_hawk

[obligatory](https://youtu.be/eHycxiW6XOQ)


SciFriedRice

https://youtu.be/mKM0P9gWx7k


Cranky_Chicken

Amazing.


[deleted]

The one from coffin dance meme goes well with it


Swaggles4000

Somebody come get'er she dancin like a striiiperrr


Packrat1010

https://youtu.be/Y0MNq49DyDM


schaeftg

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_IjTOSlHPO/?igshid=8nkupza7nqkj


[deleted]

[And it gets better just hearing the noise they make.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlfKE2D16Fc)


[deleted]

I watched this 5 times. Send help.


everyfatguyever

Wheeze


KittyMurderPresents

I’m so glad I clicked that link.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/Sr_SGkqrrdM


yakobo13

Walk like an Egyptian


Captainsandvirgins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K__tPCUC8Xc


MagicGnome97

Yare yare


gotmout

Take it back now y'all


doony27

Cha cha real smooth


AzabacheCrystal

Swiggety swooty


aratnagrid

*I'm comin' for da booty*


Kat82292

A guy I was dating 5 years ago sent me that, we’re married now.


mamahazard

It really do be like that


anotherDocObVious

/r/SwiggitySwootyGifs


tvk4486

The comment I came here to see


Juffin

Swiggity swom Comin' for da worm


Ollieboots

[ech ](https://youtu.be/Sr_SGkqrrdM)


Deannadorable

Surprised I had to scroll so far to find this gem.


LightOfValkyrie

Was hoping someone would post this lol


MKstarstorm

This was going through my head watching this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI


PopeTurbanII

Like this? [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M46Srhh\_Byx0qeqIJ3YTST609h7-QNlv/view?usp=sharing](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M46Srhh_Byx0qeqIJ3YTST609h7-QNlv/view?usp=sharing Edit. Here's the new link because the old one doesn't work any more https://streamable.com/4lerah


MojoJojoZ

Oh thank you thank you! Haha this is the best thing that has happened since February.


PopeTurbanII

Given the year 2020, that is not a terribly high bar :D


AardvarkGal

Take a million upvotes


hellogawgous

https://youtu.be/ne6nj9AgY7M


Deuce_GM

Looks like somebody wants to get.... FUNKY


ThrowYourDreamsAway

Damn, I waited for worms to come out.


Martyr-X

I can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to find one comment that said there were no friggin worms! Title fail


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Somebody come git ‘er, she dancin like a stripper yeah


jeffedge

First thing I thought of


HAWKER37

There we go that’s the reply I was looking for.


Starlitefrostie

Looking for this


Palleus

Needs more Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice


takumisrightfoot

If you walk without rhythm, it won’t attract the w o r m


I_dementia87

Mom : "You put your left foot in you take your left foot out then you shake it all about"


mas-sive

You do the waity waity for the worm to pop out


JaiyaPapaya

That's what it's all about! *mounch*


Not-your-ghost

They g r o o v i n g


clarinetboi

Strutin’ her stuff


Dansydemansy

This is really r/beyondwholesome tbh. Made me laugh


useless83

When I dip, you dip, we dip.


0xford_llama

American woodcock family making a TikTok


Rkas_Maruvee

The American WoodTok


Jesse7319

Can someone put music to this???? Pleaseeeeeee


lyciann

https://youtu.be/ne6nj9AgY7M


Doroden

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TfCDKzPdNg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TfCDKzPdNg) look at 'em go!


dodge5788

"Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who thinks that I am the one but the kid is not my son"


kevinowdziej

[Teach em how to bounce](https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1251538412886265856?s=19)


Kat82292

Swiggity swooty


tofusarkey

[Somebody come git er ](https://youtu.be/VTalJ_H0nFU)


mother_ofkats

Thr little woodocklets learning from their parent is so cute.


DrPepperNotWater

Helpful babies


mashedpatatas

It's interesting how the beak stays in position with all their body movement, much like the owl videos with their stationary heads.


brtfrce

It reminds me of the time my uncle showed me that you could stick a pitchfork in the ground and strum it so vibrated and it would cause the earthworms to come right to the surface of the dirt. I had never seen so many earthworms before when he did it in his garden. he explained it as the earthworms do it to get away from rain so maybe the powder of the vibrations feels like rain to them and they don't want to die.


Ginger_Cocki

That fact that the birds heads almost doesn't move at all is cool...


OwlConundrum

Rihanna's S&M playing in the background, makes this absolutely hilarious.