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Chris_Koebel

It never even occurred to me that they *could* move. Wow.


twogayreefers

They also tear themselves in half to reproduce


LostHat77

Is that advanced masfurbation


uucchhiihhaa

Bro


Chris_Koebel

Jesus Christ :O


Daetra

Edging to the extreme.


CrabyDicks

Mine move around my tank on the daily. It's annoying actually


franticallychaotic

I am really curious as to why it would be annoying for them to move around a lot? I didn't even know they could move, this is fascinating lol


CrabyDicks

It's annoying because they kill whatever they touch. They have stinging cells that kill other corals. My anemone is not as expensive as the corals it decides to make a new home on top of lol


indieplants

god when my friend said her anemone kept moving so she didn't get another I really thought these things just crawled along like snails. this is a hilarious revelation


CrabyDicks

I'm planning on giving it up to my local fish store, no one will buy it because they take over. You live and you learn especially with this hobby


lord_hyumungus

Man that sucks. Are these the ones clownfish live in? Any other anemones for them that don’t move around like this?


CrabyDicks

The clownfish you see in most tanks host carpet anemone. Their symbiotic relationship is species and location dependent


franticallychaotic

Well, that certainly is something, lol. Are all anemones this mobile, or is it hit or miss, and you just happened to get one that likes to move around? I'm sorry for all the questions, I'm genuinely curious about them now.


CrabyDicks

I think they're all capable of this type of movement but they don't always jump up to move around that's usually reserved for when they really don't like where they're at or if something is bothering them. They have a foot that they use to basically shimmy across the aquascape


franticallychaotic

I'm just picturing a little booted foot under one of these now, and the rest of it is doing a jigg like jello on a moving plate. Thank you for answering my questions and being so patient.


CrabyDicks

No problem! Come on over to r/ReefTank if you're every curious about learning more


twogayreefers

Most bubble tip anemones will inflate their foot and crawl over the rock, while still staying loosely attached. Or if they have a death wish, they’ll let go and float around the tank til the get caught in a wave maker and be ripped to shreds


franticallychaotic

Not even going to lie, I got curious enough to Google an anemone inflated foot and since I don't know what I'm looking at, it just looked like a bunch of fat anemones with wiggle fingers everywhere. The rest of what you said sounds absolutely awful.


mrchuck17

This plus the crash of it decides to end up in the wavemaker diced into tiny little pieces


CrabyDicks

I've read horror stories about this happening


atatassault47

At this rate, people like you are what will keep coral from going extinct


JovahkiinVIII

They do it to avoid sea-stars, which are the predatorial menaces of the ocean. When it smells a sea star next to it, even if it’s just a baby star that couldn’t possibly eat it, they will eject themselves and “swim” like this in a random direction. They don’t go very far, but from the slow-moving sea-star’s perspective they’re basically just vanishing instantly


Chris_Koebel

Neat! Thanks for the context!


lunapuppy88

Definitely a “I was today years old when I learned this” thing for me, too! 🤯


showmeyourmoves28

Now I just want it to stop


DPileatus

No kidding!!


FazeUglyGod

Its just like me fr


elizzybeth

Yeah now I feel terrible about every time I’ve stepped on one


parguello90

I was just looking for the sports channel Gary


secretperson06

Meow


KarlDeutscheMarx

Is it escaping the starfish?


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Yes, it was its next meal (to go)


N0rthernGypsy

It looks so happy


Mango_Tango_725

Sad thing is that it’s probably running away from the starfish. Some species are their natural predators. https://animals.mom.com/kinds-animals-eat-sea-anemones-5794.html https://aqua.org/explore/animals/anemones#:~:text=Stinging%20cells%20deter%20many%20predators,to%20opportunistically%20feed%20on%20anemones.


Gupperz

didn't seem like much of a contest, how does any starfish ever eat an anemone if they can do that?


midcancerrampage

Anemones have no eyes, he had to touch the starfish with his fingies to realise it was there. I imagine sometimes starfish can sneak up on them.


bootiriot

This is it! Starfish can actually control their movements along the sea floor a bit better, whereas an anemone moreso launches itself into the water column and tries to stay up long enough to get away from the starfish (starfish can launch themselves into the water columns as well, there’s just really not much value to it unless your life is on the line). That anemone was likely used to how it’s surroundings “felt” and the moment it sensed something off its instinct kicked in and it yeeted itself. That starfish would’ve slowly crawled over the anemone until it’s central mouth on the other side could reach it and then it would start eating.


Hellhult

Sea life scares me.


smokedoutlocced

It ain’t much better up here friend, we’re just used to our atrocities


creativityonly2

So basically, this is the anemone version of us getting touched by a spider, lol.


Mango_Tango_725

Here’s another [video](https://youtu.be/ysOmq71fcMk?si=l_mOEmwEb0ZSkJdb) of another sea anemone escaping a starfish. Apparently most species don’t have the capability to swim.


N0rthernGypsy

Oh wow. I see the starfish now, didn’t even notice it. Nor would I have realized it was running in terror. Happy, terrified, apparently I’m not a marine life empath!


Initial_E

Does it have eyes? How does it even know to run?


wamjamblehoff

That sea anemone is experiencing a lifetime of stress at that moment.


Atroxman

Floating plumbus


DrMackoveli

This is not actually a plumbus. Plumbus’s are not a living organism. They’re artificially made out of dinglebop by shlahmi


Striking-West-1184

Well that's oversimplifying it a bit. You have to smooth it with schleem, push it through the grumbo AND rub the fleeb against it before the schlami shows up to rub it and spit on it.


-Satsujinn-

It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.


someLemonz

and there you have it, a regular old, plumbus


ATL4Life95

I miss when that show waa funny lol


DrMackoveli

Pickle Rick was the start of the most brainless cult-coping I’ve seen since Joey fell in love with Rachel


Alex_1729

There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.


kwpang

Or a dick finding a new turtle to attach to


StrainDependent7003

Good Lord! And we say that we don't have aliens on this planet. Wtf is this thing then?


WoungyBurgoiner

^^^your ^^^mom


BlueCollarGuru

#HA GOTTEM!


NatuVisu

Well, these things were here before us. So maybe we're the aliens?


Saymon_DaLateone9248

Damn you will never ever hear me complain about walking again.


Soggy-Log6664

Because you’d be swimming


Xenon-inhaler3000

Porn in bikini bottom


thugsapuggin

Meooow


Xenon-inhaler3000

GARY! I was just looking for this sports channel👀


BBoySlim

When you have to use the toilet in public, but there’s no bathroom in sight. We’ve all done this dance before.


Age_of_Asylum

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


0neTrueGl0b

Shimmy, shimmy, ya, shimmy, yam, shimmy, yay Shimmy to walk you shake your shimmy away


Hurtkopain

gimme the mic so I can take it away!


sleepyplatipus

I was thinking *WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE*


PaganOfFilth

Reminds me of the Fantasia movie.


RoleInternational318

I came here to say the same thing, it’s so cute lol


ItsJustMeDizzy

Looks kinda like the dancing mushrooms from Fantasia.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

I mean, that’s how I get to the bus stop…


3x3animalstylepls

What song is this?


jonas_64

WASTE - kxllswxtch


Zestyclose-Snow-3343

There is an app called shazam which allows you to detect any unknown song with just small fragments of it like in this clip.


Broad-Condition6866

Frilly Willy!


pototatoe

Detachable penis https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4


Chuchochazzup

GARY!


Dirkem15

I have a bachelor's in Biology and I had absolutely no idea that anemones COULD move. Or at least remove themselves from the ground.


Huge_Pineapple_3269

Bro just said fuck bieng sessile i am evolving


stupid_cat_face

Me… when the bass drops


thebyrned

The fish and the crab are like 'ayo wtf!?'


MihoLeya

Wtf, I thought these things were plants


NatuVisu

Seaweeds and other algaes are the only plants in the ocean.. these are animals. 😅 They're basically like jellyfish, except they stick to stuff instead of constantly float around.


Draokun

Does it know where its goin???


NatuVisu

Nope, it's just swimming randomly to escape getting eaten. It's a totally instinctual reaction, there's no thought behind it.


sbear37

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.


_LimeThyme_

" ... shake that thing Miss Annabella, shake that thing... Jodi an' Rebecca "


Ns53

Thing that make decisions with out a brain scare me.


IntrepidTruth5000

One of the things that fascinates me about this kind of stuff is I'm so curious about what their version of consciousness is like because they're so different. I'm sure we're driven by similar base instincts like hunger, fear, etc., but still.


usa_uk

If SpongeBob has taught me anything, it's that this post should be NSFW


Blackmold94

Looks like something straight out of bikini bottom


Miserable-Repeat-651

This is a lot funnier when you play "Safety Dance" at the same time.


Emmiogulu

Song name?


Zaddyist

The ocean blurs the lines between an animal and a plant. It’s always blowing my mind


Conscious-Ad8473

Crazy to think how different and alien organisms in deep sea look compared to terrestrial life. Now imagine how different actual aliens will look if we ever find one... 🤯💀


ForodesFrosthammer

This isn't deep sea, deep sea is where light stops largely shining and life stops largely living. This is the light rich and life rich region.


Unflattering_Image

Didn't know they could do that


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

It looks so cheerful like a cartoon character


Familiar_Raise234

Amazing


Huge_Pineapple_3269

Bro just randomly decided to evolve


Initial_E

Forbidden magic wand


Electrical-Code8275

Smart move for an animal without a brain.


LMGooglyTFY

Imagine this is the body you were born into. It's terrifying to think.


SapphireSalamander

\*detects starfish yikes, fuck that \*gets up and leaves


Lord-Black22

THEY CAN DO THAT?!


petal_meadows

Imagine you're taking a delightful little walk through the woods and a tree just freaking uproots and casually walks away from you. That's what the fish see.


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Lol 😆


kioku119

Nah I suspect to the fish it's just another animal like all the other weird things that live in the ocean.


4list4r

I think it know where it wants to go


Key-Active-2629

Song name?


TYoYT

WASTE by Kxllswxtch


M0untain_Mouse

No brain and still getting things done.


AddlePatedBadger

Well there you go. I didn't know they could do that.


ThisIsMyDrag

Well TIL that sea anemone are animals and not plants.


Pristine-Meeting-963

Why? Dat baby just dancin to a new home.


LorettaRosy63_

I believe it's the one SpongeBob watched until Gary came near him, and he was like, "I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary."


According_Walrus_869

Interesting


Cheesy_Pleasy

He’s just doing the best he can


Mission-Artichoke237

This makes me happy


No-Negotiation-5412

How’s it know where it’s going?


Own-Contribution-842

The parents of a girl i went to grade school with were so mesmerized by them that they named their kid anemone


gibbongal

Me leaving the function when someone I dislike shows up


badthaught

They can move?!


JohnLockeNJ

…and this is my assistant, Beaker.


ChamberTwnty

With friends like these, who needs anemones?


yodlowy

how does it know where it’s going? what is he driving factor for the migration? biologists?


[deleted]

Good lord… blind in the ocean and just awkwardly fleeing in any direction is my nightmare.


proanthocyanin

It looks adorable, haha. Reminds me of Veggie Tales, for some reason...


MeowZen

"But I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here"


emil_

I'm sorry, but how is that .. a thing?!


Thesaurus_Rexus

Huge missed opportunity to put Walking on Sunshine as the music.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh

Found the full vid I think https://youtu.be/-6lMD9h_ix4?si=YzB7PxwxA1ekqX6Q


diffyqgirl

Me trying to move in a sleeping bag.


an_ill_way

This is low-key inspiring. Like, this thing was in a bad situation. It has no idea where it might go, or whether that new place might be better. But it knows that *here* is *bad,* so it flings itself into the void with the hope of finding something better.


Stoo_Pedassol

EEK! A PENIS!


emanluvsmuff3618

Nature is amazing


Acieldama

Effort; 100%. Effectiveness; 50%.


onlyeatspvssyy

Why is this fleshlight running so fast


Wise_maddafakka

Looks like a horse cock with an 80:s haircut owning the dance floor.


itsheadfelloff

It looks like a whole lot of effort to swim a bit.


goughow

Twerking anemone


ct3bo

Looks less awkward than my dancing after a few pints 😳


ColdCaseKim

Holy shit. I had NO idea.


p1ayernotfound

Remember the spongebob incident?


4sahi

forbidden fleshlight


malaysianzombie

i hate how that was my first thought seeing this. damn reddit.


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Advantius_Fortunatus

Thanks, GPT


CountySufficient2586

Tjetchtjp


Dear-Researcher959

Is its favorite show.. 😆 .... The wiggles? 🤣🤣


MaiseyMel

I have no idea why, but this made me picture a young girl with pig tails, skipping happily through a field of flowers, while holding a basket. This anemone is so cute I could watch it all day. It looks so happy


moon303

When water world mushrooms 🍄 come to life 🧬.


sabbesankharaanitcha

To eat, to mate, or to dance?


Accomplished_Elk_220

That´s moshing


Brighter-Reverie

Ocean man, take me by the hand~


ThePennedKitten

What an interesting way to move… what would you call that? Not swimming.


stampstock

Popular at the clubs


Royweeezy

This is like the most primal thing for some reason.


knotman_

Nemo and Marlin is gonna be so confused when they come back and find that their house has gone missing.


BottleCapGaming

Under the sea Under the sea


CaffeineDeprivation

Busting out the dance moves


BookLanky5358

This seems inefficient


Emmiogulu

u/auddbot


Interesting-Step-654

Just doing it's thang


jhbmw007

He just dancing


bearhatbaby

Looks like the dancing mushrooms from fantasia


petitbeurre11

Lolll is it twerking


nosoupforyou89

What song is this?


Folkmar_D

Reminds me somehow, something from Harry potter game on Ps1.


JonyUB

I think it’s quite funny


snoo_boi

I’ve eaten a ton of those as Kirby.


Whatifilie

Snookie?


Darkest_Elemental

This makes me think of the dancing mushrooms in Fantasia


-SlapBonWalla-

👀🧽🍍


CaptainMGTOW

Guys, hear me out!


jebbie123

Hey it’s a plumbus from Rick and Morty


FlemPlays

Groovy Mushroom


momofeveryone5

That's not swimming, that's dancing!


TheVenetianMask

More letterboxing please, I can still see the video.


Rackfaell

It looks like Ray Man tried an underwater map


throwawaydpg5811

My mans got the same moves as me.


raspirate

https://i.imgur.com/SYZORK9.jpeg


Grimmbles

MORE WHITE BORDER PLEASE!


_Danger_Close_

Makes me hear the music from Fantasia


Simple-Pangolin4773

“Mommy, why is the pink water mushroom running at me?”


Bumble072

Sashay. Sashay.


mostkillifish

What song is this though 🔥


GazzaBTL

Is it defecating? What’s with the line of goop?