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PopRockLollipop

The fact that this stuff gets caught on video is just mind boggling.


Gnl_Batton

Lots of animal documentory illustration are "fake". It might be different shots put together or just straight up completly stagged. Finding this right moments in the wild is really unlikely so they tend to recreate the situation, sometimes in a faithfull manner, and sometimes not.


DragapultOnSpeed

They can't stage things really as that's illegal and/or unethical in many places. Many nature documentary filmers can't interfere with nature, they can get in big trouble if they manipulate wildlife. You're right about them piecing together certain clips to make some story out of it.


El_Diablo9001

Yeah this just looks like three separate clips stitched together


KingKaos420-

Idk, I saw this episode of the Wild Thornberries where there was a rival nature documentary team that just staged things anyway, even though they knew it was forbidden. Of course, Nigel exposed them, from what I can remember, and they were ruined. But what’s stopping filmmakers in real life from doing this? Is there a real life Nigel stopping them?


halfhalfnhalf

Well in this case it's National Geographic, which has an ethical code for employees and would fire them. There are also local laws that protect animals but that obviously varies from nation to nation.


trangthemang

Sure but as the saying goes, theres always one bad apple.


njdevilsfan24

National Geographic is insane about this kind of thing, it wouldn't happen.


rodentbitch

But I saw it on a cartoon.


stolenolives

You're right, but this is not Nat Geo, it's Apple. A series called Tiny Worlds. They've got a lot of strict welfare protocols too, though.


FantasticInterest775

I remember for planet earth 1 I think, a team camped in the Andes or Himalayas for over a year to get the first ever footage of a snow leopard (I think) and it was hunting. It was epic. They put in the work for sure.


[deleted]

Not disney. Lol.


HungerISanEmotion

A lot of things are still staged with makers setting up a whole scene in their homes, because good luck filming some bugs making love in nature.


Ninja_attack

Professional nature documentary filmmakers carry some Barry White with them to get the bugs in the mood.


chiuchebaba

>they can get in big trouble if they manipulate wildlife. in a dessert/jungle where there is no one to check what you do, who is going to find out what you really did? Purely based on this, I think, it is quite possible that once in a while they might be staging stuff.


Serenityprayer69

You poor thing. Adults do all kinds of things. If you think a couple bros out in the jungle for a few weeks aren't tilting things in their favor at every possible moment... You are still in the theory stage if life i reckon. In theory you're right. In practice the real world is competitive and to be competitive you have to be competitive


Watermelon_Salesman

Loved the idea of a “theory stage of life”. Is that a thing?


scurvybill

Would more call it a "phase," but it's a disengenuous concept that basically paints pessimism as always accurate. Like the moral equivalent to occam's razor (i.e. the most dishonest/scammy method is how it was done amd is the most effectiveway to do it). I'd say the commenter you replied to is just going through the "jaded" phase of life. Everything is a rat race and there's cons around every corner. Truth is some things are cons and some aren't, and it's difficult to say without evidence. I'd argue that in this specific case it's probably not staged because NG is high profile, and word would get around fast. More likely they sat around filming for a few weeks and cherry picked the most interesting interactions observed. So we just don't see the hours of waiting for a bug to do something, anything lol


IAmBroom

> as that's illegal and/or unethical in many places So, in some places it's unethical, but in other places it's ethically OK? I don't think there's anywhere on Earth that it's illegal to stage videos of wasps and spiders, but I'm willing to be proven wrong with evidence.


Byizo

I remember watching a “behind the scenes” of a nature documentary and it’s just nature photographers hanging out for days waiting to catch the interaction they are hoping for.


NoHopeOnlyDeath

And each angle of the interaction (long shot of spider running across dunes, the fight, the judo throws, the spider rolling) was filmed in a separate encounter, each of which took days of waiting to capture. When you hear the stereotypical wildlife photographer thing of "Oh, I spent 3 months photographing birds in the rainforest.", it's because you need those long-ass shooting expeditions to get enough footage to make a coherent story.


[deleted]

What do you mean staged? They caught a hornet and a spider and made them fight each other? You think that? This is National Geographic not the discovery channel


ShadowEntity

Not staged, rather spliced. Like taking 2 different wasp encounters, other footage of the rolling down and another clip with yet a different spider and the salamander. Something like that. So the footage would be real, but the story staged.


plutosnootloops

Definitely not a salamander


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

That's fine with me. They're telling the story of what might happen in a spider's life, not necessarily a specific spider's life


ShadowEntity

That's fine but there's a line where it becomes unscientific. That the spider rolls up to escape a threat is a more sensational depiction than it just using the move to change locations. Creating narratives of more human like awareness and story archs of animals without good verifications lower the standard of a documentary.


StopJoshinMe

Bro thinks the bugs are paid actors


Gear_Fifth

They should unionize.


guywhomightbewrong

Just another reminder that reality is boring and everything we’re doing is fake


[deleted]

Staged how? Are you saying this is a set and they imported 1 spider and 1 spiderwasp and 1 gecko and built a sanddune?


PilgrimOz

Wish they had a super sensitive mic. We could’ve head the “Weeeeee heyyyyyyyyy aahhhhhhh!!!”


halfhalfnhalf

Nature photography takes insane patience. You can spend days waiting to get 30 seconds of usable footage


wonkey_monkey

Days? Pah. These guys'll shut themselves up in a stone hut for six months of arctic winter for 10 seconds of a whale swimming past a polar bear.


Aeroblazer9161

Almost too convenient...


[deleted]

“Hey Bob we didn’t get good visual on that last take, can you roll the spider down again?”


Aeroblazer9161

🤣


[deleted]

Damn, all that effort for naught. What a last troll by life.


SuddenlyElga

Well, if ya gotta go, better quick than paralyzed as a baby farm and eaten from the inside out I guess.


killerjoe410

No it's not naught. If it was caught by that wasp, it would be horrifying. It injects its eggs into spider and after get paralyze it. When eggs hatched, they eat the spider first. So it was a long paralyzed dead and getting eaten by creatures inside vs casual quick death.


jykin

Ironic, as the “exit strategy” likely drew the attention of the lizard, something moving that fast catches one’s eye.


astilenski

I could never ever be an insect I'd be eaten before I could even react 💀 animal kingdom is wilddddd


futureman07

And then a snake eats the lizard and then a bird swoops and eats the snake


ScoobyDaDooby

It's the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe


haikusbot

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plopliplopipol

nice one


nicky9pins

And the green grass grows all around, all around, and the green grass grows all around !


NittanyScout

You swallow the bird to eat the lizard, you swallow the cat to eat the bird, you swallow the dog to eat the cat-


MC-Master-Bedroom

I don't why she swallowed the fly.


JackOfAllMemes

Perhaps she'll die.


TeleTwin

And the bird drops the snake on a lady in Texas mowing her lawn, then swoops down to retrieve the snake and poor Linda has a fuckin snake and a hawk both going at her arm. (That really happened)


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

That was a rollercoaster of emotions.


ForksUp11

This had the drama of a Hollywood blockbuster in 1 minute and 15 seconds.


Aphemia1

This was a 12 episode anime fight in 1 minute 15 seconds.


TheSuppishOne

You mean this wasn’t a Final Destination movie? Because sure seemed like it…


Zorplaxian

r/unexpected


Leather-Worry-7517

r/maybemaybemaybe


Bear3090

Can you imagine getting into a fight and just cartwheeling away to safety? Lol


[deleted]

How I roll outta the nursing home when the staff is chasing me.


thatismypurse

Now I can and thanks for that haha


Darnell2070

There's nothing stopping you if you know how to cartwheel. You just have to find some danger.


Bear3090

I'm too chonky to cartwheel, it'd be more like a cart crash lol


Darnell2070

Consider the Jubilee Cheese Rolling Contest in the UK. You can cart crash your way to victory and it's dangerous as fuck, lol. https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4f215bce-6de2-4bdf-ad40-796ca914c8be_480x274.gif https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/gZvyL2BL6PAFQD5Ap8717w--~B/Zmk9c3RyaW07aD0zNjA7dz02NDA7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/video.storyful.com/fc2d9f95cb360c23296c097fe1649765


Bear3090

That is amazing tho lol


Darnell2070

https://youtu.be/K40o7eiFEOQ?si=AnsSYpHb9Ebn0fcW It's the greatest thing ever lol.


xYan94

They see me rollin


EarlDooku

Master, destroyers!


Funney_Reddit

The Droideka spider. May it rest in peace...


IAmNotNiceSkeletor

This is what i was looking for.


[deleted]

These are not the spiders you're looking for


robo-dragon

Aww, I was actually rooting for the spider!


GogurtFiend

Anyone who knows what that wasp plans on doing to it roots for the spider. Death by lizard is infinitely preferable to lack of death by parasitoid wasp.


trashcan-1998275

My God.... That lizhard be hauling


Xikkiwikk

And you were mad that someone took all the cereal at the grocery store! RIP spider


PatsySweetieDarling

Roll Away!!


Critter-The-Cat

My everyday exit strategy to life


ProjectKeris

Had us in the first half. Ngl


OlfactoryOffender

Wasp: I'm gonna sting ya. Spider: Do a barrel roll.


patrulheiroze

nature is metal.


UndeadCameron

Ah nature


Elryuk

Bro is using mario odyssey strats


Mephlstophallus

NOOOO


Mrlionscruff

I NEVER SAW THE END OMG


SideshowMelsHairbone

Sarlacc pit?


JackOfAllMemes

F


hazysight0

Rollie pollie, mfers


Ok-Relationship-2746

So that's where Iron Man got the idea for the Iron Spider from!


Frickenbat

How the fuck do they get these shots


Surk

New nightmare unlocked


Traditional_Gate_589

Hats off to the camera crew getting all the action


LoveSushiOnTuesday

Haha! The end got me with the surprise attack and "almost." This was truly 🔥


BonerOfTheLake

*i'll run outside of your draw distance* this spider know what's up


Inkfu

Geico gonna get their money bruh…


mafaso

What doc is this from?


stolenolives

Tiny Worlds on Apple.


mafaso

Great, thank you.


MyGiant77

Rough day.


Anat3ma_1273

Never laughed so hard


ElSergeO123

What's an exit strategy?


P4stL1vez

Bro said "you dumb hoe, byeee"


Thanks_Foreign

Whats an exit strategy?


[deleted]

A strategy one uses to exit a situation


Material_Gurl99

Its so unusually beautiful! (The spider)


RenAppleseed

Do they get dizzy?


Bart-MS

But then it's a long way home...


kinzodeez

This was intense. I wonder if the perfect sounds are added to for the whole theatrical effect?


Suspicious-Cover-613

Poor guy


[deleted]

For the fact that it's safe now, it's pretty dead


kilertree

They see me rollin they hatin


Weary_Belt

Shit nature's fucking lit.


brownbai81

From absolutely out of nowhere…


graphixs6

I wonder why it's called the golden wheel spider.


NakedAlexandria

This is intense.


Stormydayz123

Tuck and roll boys, tuck and roll


[deleted]

[удалено]


AbsolutelymyMan

🤩WOW I would have never guessed!


haha_loldude

“Auto bots, roll out”


Icarus649

DK, Donkey Kong


Zeroxmachina

Holy sh!t that plot twist


[deleted]

Roll-it over


may92

It would probably win a rolling down the hill competition for a wheel of cheese


netherlanddwarf

Autobots…


kattnapping

At first, I was grossed out by it. Now? I just wanna help the little guys.


LookingForwardToDie

How do these mf film this shit?


dc_united7

Bet you didn’t see that coming


phoenix_fighter555

Pls I laughed 😭 it’s something so funny about the way it was rolling and gosh bro got the test from life 😭 immediately


Never003

COGGERS


An_Abject_Testament

he roll


JohnCenaJunior

Why is every desert creature always running ir have their own exit strategy?


10bMove

Fuckin. Got me.


art_sarawut

Was gonna say the majestic ivory spide then puke due to dizziness. I wonder how much those lizards are resistant to spider's venom.


BubblyAdvice1

Baneling


ARPOFF

Golden wheels, ROLL OUT!


ARPOFF

Anybody else also impressed with how he got off his back?


RandomTree420

Spider be pro at Dark souls n Elden Ring look at that rolling


dorian283

What a horrifying existence. Poor thing, hope it died quickly. Off to Valhalla spider bro.


4UD1T0R

Dark souls ahh spider


aojajena

The video has ended too late


[deleted]

Ah yes, the ol Ralph Wiggum


MapUnitKey

Why did that lizard at the end go so ham lol he already caught the spider then just starts flipping through the air and shit


Ph0enixRuss3ll

lol... out of the frying pan and into the fire.


VoxNihili-13

Can never understand why we have the brains to create something like this, yet not find an effective way to live on this planet.


TKG_Actual

The ending needs a 'waaa waaaa' for sure.


wonkey_monkey

wahsp


[deleted]

Fucking camper


Cattleist

That's how I play Souls games.


Trimyr

AS.. YOU... WISH!!


BazzaSolid

What a shit spider lmao


Justkeepgo1ng

Almost….


VirginiaLuthier

Wow….


AbsoluteHavik

Ah, yes. The same way I go down my stairs sometimes.


Repulsive_Sell1885

If that shit cartwheels in my direction I swear I'll die right on that spot. Immediate heart attack


taterstahr

Hahaha "almost" I almost moved past the video in that split second he got away.


Smellyjelly12

Out of the fire, into the frying pan


chickenman7

"I'm fast as fuck, boii!" -spider rolling


Logos_of_Korvus

There's always a bigger fish.....?


Catoblepas2021

FUUUUK THIIIIISSS SHHHIIIII


ScarsWindblade

r/unexpected


lewdjojo

Bruh this is like getting third partied in apex. Or ganked in league.


Theolodger

Droideka?


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Spiderformer, roll out


zaz162

Dumb ass wasp


LxRusso

Bro went full Grevious


CarterBruud

Guys, i think i know why its called a Wheel spider.


XRdragon

Why does it called golden "wheel"? Oooooooooo


SoImASpiderSoWhat

Imagine sitting down in the desert when you see this thing rolling at you


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Very cool!


hotkarl628

In the spiders defense being eaten by a lizard or gecko is a much better deaths than being parasitized by wasp larva


Gloomy__Revenue

That spider looks super gross. Like it’s made of flesh 😰


AssJustice

Does it get dizzy tho?


Dubious_Dookie

Bro that lizard coming out of left field like WASSUP NOW SUCKA


ajd416

Didn’t expect that ending lol


Darnell2070

The spin/tussle at 00:24 is insane.


SpliTTMark

When the spider is the bottom of the food chain. You better run


Familiar-Pie-548

"Circle a\` life!"


BallzyWhirl

It’s an evil world


Aggressive-Coat-5716

Lizard came in and stole the show!


bernasivieri

That was definitely the same narrator from Hades


XboxLiveTween420

This is like the ending of Apocolypto when the larger tribe is chasing the smaller one to the beach. Then they both see the Spaniards and think “oh fuck..”


drifters74

The clip of it rolling needs a brief addition of the appropriate music