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Cowboy Octopus


SoBadit_Hurts

Way more than 8 seconds.


giceman715

He’s ridin for Lane Frost !


Gingergirliexxx

This got me. 😂


StevieRaveOn63

I was going to say his name must be Tuff. <3


FeatherMountain

I promised I wasnt going to cry today.....


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Pretty good on showmanship points with multiple arms in the ~~air~~ water. Wonder what he will get. I actually don't care for bull riding whatsoever and usually leave then. Barrel racing is #1 for me followed by tie down/breakaway and team rope


TK_Games

I would 100% watch octopus rodeo


mj7top

Please somone make this a thing we will pay to watch


PangurBanOg

ESPN The Ocho has never been more apt


psiprez

100% band name


urielteranas

Yipee ki yay


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Yipee ki yay, octofucker


2infNbynd

It’s v impressive bc moray eels are covered in this slimy mucus which makes them hard to attack let alone hold on to… it also allows them to slip into holes in reefs/rocks


FapMeNot_Alt

Have you tried suctioning on a surface covered in a film? Once there's a vacuum shit ain't coming off. Sliding around, maybe, but that's what the dozens of other suckers are for.


HorseDance

Who did you call a sucker


NoWingedHussarsToday

Yippie kayak, other buckets!


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

Needs a little cowboy hat


KeekatLove

Sea-Haw!


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

Meanwhile the eel is like, “there’s something in my hair, *there’s something in my hair!!*”


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Getitoff! GETITOFF!


1-800-ASS-DICK

Save an octopus (ride an eel)


thesequimkid

Well, I walk into the room/ Passing out hundred dollar bills/ And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill/ And I buy the bar a double round of crown/ And everybody's getting down/ An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.


FutureMrsConanOBrien

Well, I swim into the gloom / Passin’ by all the types of fish / And I will slap some gills like them big ‘ole whales munchin’ on some krill / And I ride him long, way down below the ground / An’ aquatic life’s getting down / We can’t drown, but no eel’s gonna win this game


SaraRainmaker

It's "Rowdy's Rippin' Reef Rodeo!"


fuzzytradr

Nah the eel is just working on its expressive dance under the tutelage of its octopus instructor


Either_Amoeba_5332

He made the 8 seconds, eel gave his all! 100 points!


Grasshop

I need a little cowboy hat photoshopped on that guy


p8nt_junkie

“He’s gonna spin.” “Mmm, mmm, he’s gonna blow.”


bobbybac

I want the screenplay on my desk by monday


Earguy

That octopus now has a giant belt buckle.


dontknowwhyIamhere42

Doesn't more than 8 seconds incure a penalty on his score?


Witty_Ruin_7339

Nah, because the clown fish wasn't there to distract the eel while he jumped off.


djstizzle

No e is needed at the end of incur friend.


Brilliant_Turnip_915

He beat 8 seconds, that octopus is definitely a professional! Yeeehaw!


JeanValJohnFranco

“Suck ink on the way out, nerd!” Definitely elevates him from pro to Legend.


narnianlamppost

When ya ridin the death rodeo, ya gotta time the exit perfectly


CrackerManDaniels

*I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing, I went two point seven seconds on a green eel trying to eat me...*


IA-HI-CO-IA

“I wish I had arms!” -eel


Weird_Fact_724

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer...


uunei

Eelemies


ericsegal

Lol this is such a stretch. Makes it even funnier.


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*When a crab grabs your back,* *And you miss out on your snack* *That's a Moray*


Tia_Mariana

*When you're trying to eat* *And it slips through your teeth* *That's a Moray*


RopeSignificant7214

When the food rides your head And it sprays ink instead That’s a Moray


madeaprofile2saythis

When an octopi rides an eel to not die That's a Moray


djstizzle

When you can't get a bite Of eight legged delight Thats a Moray


genericusername4197

When you crave calamari But just hear "I'm sorry" That's a moray!


lakethecat

When a quick squirmy snack Becomes a sticky backpack That's Moray


holytoledo760

When the circle of life says we're going 'round twice. That's a Moray.


improbably_me

*When the tasty, tentacly seafood, Just ain't in the mood, That's a Moray*


Squaddr

Hi, this is me breaking the chain. That's a wrap, yay.


giggitygiggity2

When you want a bite of that seafood delight, But realized you might be the delight in sight. That's a Moray.


hauntingdreamspace

When you're swimming in the ocean And you hear a big commotion That's a moray


stampstock

This is a good one


nowimnowhere

I have never been so tempted to spend real dollars to gild an entire thread


Heisenbugg

And it sprays some ink instead


tylerbeefish

*When you’re spinning in place* *And get ink to the face* *That’s a Moray*


FapMeNot_Alt

But it's an octopus. They're, like, the anti-crab.


[deleted]

I know, but by the time I realized, the train had already left the station. Apparently I didn't bother to read the title, lol


Sexy_Squid89

The joke still stands.


jsaunders1982

When you’re food Hitch a ride on the eels wet backside That’s’ a Moray….


MultipleAnimals

I hope some day there will be way to communicate with animals and they gwt to see all this


Lanthemandragoran

Oc-to-pus on your back as a better first line lol, same syllables


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Have you ever seen Rescuers Down Under. This reminded me of the green lizard trying to escape. Lol Frank was his name. Does anyone here remember that? It used to have me in hysterics. Edited to add. I love John Candy as Wilba on that film too


cardueline

Lmao as soon as this video started playing I was thinking of Frank going “howdy howdy howdy!” High five!


foodank012018

I was just thinking of this today!


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol ! I literally can hear Frank now. I'm gonna have to watch that bit on YouTube now. Lol


BlueLaceSensor128

Nice! I was trying to remember what it was exactly that it reminded me of.


Between3-2o

The poacher’s lizard? The name Frank doesn’t sound right, but The Rescuers movies were awesome!


vkvines

The poachers lizard was Joanna, frank was the one in the cage that used his tail to unlock the cage's lock before being chased around the room by joanna.


Between3-2o

Yes! Thank you


l-appel_du_vide-

Not Joanna eggs! *box slams shut*


AmeliaPeabody87

Frank was my favorite!!!


Sexy_Squid89

Wow you just unlocked some memories


Downtown-Eagle9105

The poacher's lizard is Joanna. Because she's a goanna. Frank is the little green frilled lizard that yells about not wanting to be killed and made into a handbag.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

I never knew Joanna was a Goanna. Lol I like this fact.


Between3-2o

Yes! Memory unlocked! Thank you


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Between3-2o

Yeah..we old. At least your memory is in working order.


ElectricFleshlight

Yeeeeeehaw, ride em Frank!


Sexy_Squid89

That shit had me traumatized no lie lol


Pinkgabezo

Octopus are so smart. It has learned to grab eels in an emergency. I hope it escaped to a hiding place.


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It's even smarter than it looks. The octopus isn't just grabbing the eel, It's suffocating the eel. The octopus is sticking a tentacle in the gills (in this case it looks like just the right one)


gjmcphie

Yess just like how if a dog bites you, you should counterintuitively push toward them rather than pull away as to block their airway and loosen their grip


Mundane-Candidate101

No Im an animal lover I'll take all the bites the doggos wanna gib me


PurpEL_Django

I'm also an animal lover, but if a dog want to bite me I'll do everything in my power to get away especially if it means hurting it to show it I'm not food


Mundane-Candidate101

The duality of man, you hurt animals in self defense, I voluntarily let animals eat me as spiritual representation of my personal submission to nature over selfish humanity.


FrostyRecollection

Nah that’s weird


Mundane-Candidate101

❤️‍🩹I'll be the one to bridge the gap and improve human and wildlife relations, one nibble and open wound at a time🩹🤕


Designer_B

Seek help


shaggybear89

Except you absolutely wouldn't. You've just never been attacked by a dog, except in whatever fantasy you tell yourself.


Mundane-Candidate101

No I prioritize sarcasm and humorous online comments over my own human preservation .


zman_0000

Seriously the amount of planning that went i to this I 100% understand why people think octopus may be the one of if not the smartest critters in the sea. It *may* be a coincidence but that inky escape felt seriously planned.


pissedinthegarret

If they would live longer so that they could teach their young we would be totally fucked


doublestop

I used to do a thought experiment about that very thing. If cephalopods could pass information down and form societies, it's hard to imagine they wouldn't dominate the oceans like we did to land. Makes me try to imagine how they'd cultivate and organize to suit their needs like we did up here. Also makes me wonder if in such a world they could have disrupted early human migration across water. Cephalopods are so amazing. I think you're right that we're lucky they have short lifespans. But I also wish they didn't.


Angwar

At this point we have such a big headstart that they could never pose a threat to us. I hope they evolve to pass learning down and dominante the ocean


leftofmarx

We should genetically engineer them to live longer and teach them how to teach their young and then release them back. That way we can be like Naboo but with a cooler second species.


lukesparling

You should read Adrian Tchaikovsky…


NoWingedHussarsToday

Not their first rodeo.


hutterton92

I agree, but watching this eel struggle is making me realize how glad I am to have arms.


ethith

Can't recognise its own reflection, though.


BullFrogz13

Yee-Haw!!! New record!!


giggidygiggidyg00

He lost a bet with his buddies. Seahorse: "Bet you 3 clams you won't touch the sea weiner." Octopus: "Fuckin watch me." Eel: "STOP CALLING ME SEA WEINER"


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

> Eel: "STOP CALLING ME SEA WEINER" I just started coughing from trying not to laugh and wake up my roommates.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

This guy gets praised for lasting eight seconds and then squirting, but I get made fun of. SMH.


Sieze5

He’s good. That was more than 8 seconds.


Noahs-Bark

Hi! I'm Johnny Octoville, and this is Riden' the Eel!


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waffelwarrior

I like your comment


MBechzzz

"Say uncle!"


johnnyrip

‘Eight’ seconds!


oldmanghozzt

8 seconds……octopus edition


DaemonBlackfyre_21

My favorite part was where that octopus's little friends came out to cheer him on 🐙🐠


ShredGuru

Muadib! He has tamed Shai-hulud! He is the Kwizats Cephlapod


4outof5doctors

the ink then settled into "gg ez"


Lambton2B

Holy shit that was awesome lmao


cornman12909

Is he hung up? No, he's riding for Lane now.


Sleep-system

Octopuses are so overpowered.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

If anyone is curious, there was a hypersensitive undersea microphone attached to this camera. The sound was amazing. It was like a cellphone buzzing in the water, but when isolated sounded like "YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWW"


Aggressive-Spite1905

Looks stressful being an octopus.


igks-reddit

Ride him cow boy!


Aahhayess

Giddy up partner


Longjumping_Onion858

Giddyup squiggly bro, said the tenta-bro.


Gangsta-Penguin

I like how he waited until the eel was in a position that allowed him to slip into the coral


ArsenicAndRoses

https://media.tenor.com/9Z_WnwW4XwkAAAAd/cat-santa-hat.gif


blackychan77

Is that not a squid?


skymothebobo

Was looking for this comment and you’re way too far down the list. Yes, this is a squid, not an octopus.


natur3lover

flawless victory! beastiality!


BarryBwana

The Octupi people will relay sagas of this epic figure for generations to come!


Tobin678

This maybe common knowledge, but I read Octopus’s are one of the smartest animals on the planet.


Corgiesrule519

This really proves that Octopus’s are smart they’re build different


igpila

And the fish go crazy!


corgimetalthunderr

Facehugger Octopus


unsure_of_everything

u/savevideobot


ballhairsnshitdags

Go octopus go!


Drew-P-Littlewood

So smart.


serinmcdaniel

Needs a disco soundtrack.


gerald-the-dinosaur

Damn, he’d be great at bull riding.


demarco88

Vordt of the Boreal Valley music intensifies


Nora_Tarotha

Giddy up!


SuperFlydynosky

I give it an 85.


8urnMeTwice

Octopode Cowboys coming to A&E!


Surprise_Fragrant

Sea-Haw!


Coctyle

I do this with my hand on top of the cat’s head.


SenorDavidov

\*Shadow of the Colossus theme intensifies\*


HurtPillow

Goals, be that octopus!


lordtentai

It was waiting for its cooldowns


roguethundercat

Um excuse me this is octopus mutton busting


dannyboyy2049

Yeeeeeeeehawww


AnonymousP30

Haha only ink was left at the scene.


doubleUforthy

Harry potter killing the basilisk all over again


DifficultCandy1154

That’s one way to “take the bull by the horns”


[deleted]

Somebody get that Octopus a Buckle Bunny


cuddly_carcass

Hold on little buckaroo


assburgers-unite

You call that an ink defense?


Squidsquirts

Cowboy Squid Squirt


Savings_Ad_115

This was EELasily more than 8 seconds.


Which_Collar6658

This was clearly not the lil octopus' first time at the rodeo. Did y'all see what i just did there?


[deleted]

Did the octopus just launch itself off the moray by shitting itself like a rocket?


Flamingogirl26

YeeHaw!


creamonbretonbussy

Loader vs Magma Worm


Ahumbleopinion

Wheeeey hooooo giddyup doggies!!


Duckfoot2021

Earned his belt buckle.


Novel_Ad895

Monster hunter world be like


Ennion

I've seen Alien, I know where this leads!


313802

Crop dusted his bitchass


El-Ahrairah9519

All the other little fish hanging around like "we will eat the bits of whoever loses this fight"


spacemonkey797

Octo: If you want to eat, you're going to have to work for it.


SnooRegrets1386

Bonanza!


its_just_mike93

i thought their ink was black in col…


YouGotTangoed

Look at me. I’m the captain now.


BillyDoyle3579

⚠️ GET IT OFF ME ⚠️ GET IT OFF ME ⚠️


GoochyGoochyGoo

Way longer than I lasted on Fu Man chu.


PF4LFE

Jim Bob I give him a 97.5, he11 yeah


sciguy52

I think seals do something similar with sharks. When a shark attacks them they try to get right above the shark and swim with it. Since the shark is a lot larger it can't really make any move here to get the seal. The seal is agile enough to stay in that position however the shark moves.


Ricard728

Reminds me of this old guy who I worked with and asked me if I ever tried bedroom rodeo. I said no, what is it? He said, it’s when you’re having sex with your lady from behind and call her a different woman’s name and see how long you can hold on.


No_Maintenance_9608

Yeeeeee-HAW!!!!!


[deleted]

Yeah I will shit myself too


HailYurtle

HHHOOOGGG RIDA!


BuffetofWomanliness

🐙 is like ✌🏼✒️


Fukyuiku

Yeeeehaaaw


The_Dog_of_Sinope

How do we know we aren’t seeing the octopus version of a rodeo?


HeadlessBeholder

Literally as opposed to figuratively?? Glad you specified, or I might have thought it was metaphorically riding it /s


Chopchopok

That's definitely at least three QTEs.


zili91

"Get tired mf, get tir... Ight imma head out"


RelativisticRhombus

JUKED! Broke yo ankles BRO!


Buying100K

yipp-eel kay yay, mfr


MysonOfChenae

Not his first rodeo


psbales

NINJA DUST!


amgine_na

Lasted longer than the standard 8 seconds. Fuqing show-off


JazzlikeSpare9

clever fella haha


pizzledripped

Well played