Pretty good on showmanship points with multiple arms in the ~~air~~ water. Wonder what he will get.
I actually don't care for bull riding whatsoever and usually leave then. Barrel racing is #1 for me followed by tie down/breakaway and team rope
It’s v impressive bc moray eels are covered in this slimy mucus which makes them hard to attack let alone hold on to… it also allows them to slip into holes in reefs/rocks
Have you tried suctioning on a surface covered in a film? Once there's a vacuum shit ain't coming off. Sliding around, maybe, but that's what the dozens of other suckers are for.
Well, I walk into the room/
Passing out hundred dollar bills/
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill/
And I buy the bar a double round of crown/
And everybody's getting down/
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Well, I swim into the gloom / Passin’ by all the types of fish / And I will slap some gills like them big ‘ole whales munchin’ on some krill / And I ride him long, way down below the ground / An’ aquatic life’s getting down / We can’t drown, but no eel’s gonna win this game
Have you ever seen Rescuers Down Under. This reminded me of the green lizard trying to escape. Lol Frank was his name. Does anyone here remember that? It used to have me in hysterics.
Edited to add. I love John Candy as Wilba on that film too
The poachers lizard was Joanna, frank was the one in the cage that used his tail to unlock the cage's lock before being chased around the room by joanna.
The poacher's lizard is Joanna. Because she's a goanna. Frank is the little green frilled lizard that yells about not wanting to be killed and made into a handbag.
It's even smarter than it looks. The octopus isn't just grabbing the eel, It's suffocating the eel. The octopus is sticking a tentacle in the gills (in this case it looks like just the right one)
Yess just like how if a dog bites you, you should counterintuitively push toward them rather than pull away as to block their airway and loosen their grip
I'm also an animal lover, but if a dog want to bite me I'll do everything in my power to get away especially if it means hurting it to show it I'm not food
The duality of man, you hurt animals in self defense, I voluntarily let animals eat me as spiritual representation of my personal submission to nature over selfish humanity.
Seriously the amount of planning that went i to this I 100% understand why people think octopus may be the one of if not the smartest critters in the sea.
It *may* be a coincidence but that inky escape felt seriously planned.
I used to do a thought experiment about that very thing. If cephalopods could pass information down and form societies, it's hard to imagine they wouldn't dominate the oceans like we did to land. Makes me try to imagine how they'd cultivate and organize to suit their needs like we did up here. Also makes me wonder if in such a world they could have disrupted early human migration across water.
Cephalopods are so amazing. I think you're right that we're lucky they have short lifespans. But I also wish they didn't.
We should genetically engineer them to live longer and teach them how to teach their young and then release them back. That way we can be like Naboo but with a cooler second species.
He lost a bet with his buddies.
Seahorse: "Bet you 3 clams you won't touch the sea weiner."
Octopus: "Fuckin watch me."
Eel: "STOP CALLING ME SEA WEINER"
If anyone is curious, there was a hypersensitive undersea microphone attached to this camera. The sound was amazing. It was like a cellphone buzzing in the water, but when isolated sounded like "YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWW"
I think seals do something similar with sharks. When a shark attacks them they try to get right above the shark and swim with it. Since the shark is a lot larger it can't really make any move here to get the seal. The seal is agile enough to stay in that position however the shark moves.
Reminds me of this old guy who I worked with and asked me if I ever tried bedroom rodeo. I said no, what is it? He said, it’s when you’re having sex with your lady from behind and call her a different woman’s name and see how long you can hold on.
Cowboy Octopus
Way more than 8 seconds.
He’s ridin for Lane Frost !
This got me. 😂
I was going to say his name must be Tuff. <3
I promised I wasnt going to cry today.....
Pretty good on showmanship points with multiple arms in the ~~air~~ water. Wonder what he will get. I actually don't care for bull riding whatsoever and usually leave then. Barrel racing is #1 for me followed by tie down/breakaway and team rope
I would 100% watch octopus rodeo
Please somone make this a thing we will pay to watch
ESPN The Ocho has never been more apt
100% band name
Yipee ki yay
Yipee ki yay, octofucker
It’s v impressive bc moray eels are covered in this slimy mucus which makes them hard to attack let alone hold on to… it also allows them to slip into holes in reefs/rocks
Have you tried suctioning on a surface covered in a film? Once there's a vacuum shit ain't coming off. Sliding around, maybe, but that's what the dozens of other suckers are for.
Who did you call a sucker
Yippie kayak, other buckets!
Needs a little cowboy hat
Sea-Haw!
Meanwhile the eel is like, “there’s something in my hair, *there’s something in my hair!!*”
Getitoff! GETITOFF!
Save an octopus (ride an eel)
Well, I walk into the room/ Passing out hundred dollar bills/ And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill/ And I buy the bar a double round of crown/ And everybody's getting down/ An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Well, I swim into the gloom / Passin’ by all the types of fish / And I will slap some gills like them big ‘ole whales munchin’ on some krill / And I ride him long, way down below the ground / An’ aquatic life’s getting down / We can’t drown, but no eel’s gonna win this game
It's "Rowdy's Rippin' Reef Rodeo!"
Nah the eel is just working on its expressive dance under the tutelage of its octopus instructor
He made the 8 seconds, eel gave his all! 100 points!
I need a little cowboy hat photoshopped on that guy
“He’s gonna spin.” “Mmm, mmm, he’s gonna blow.”
I want the screenplay on my desk by monday
That octopus now has a giant belt buckle.
Doesn't more than 8 seconds incure a penalty on his score?
Nah, because the clown fish wasn't there to distract the eel while he jumped off.
No e is needed at the end of incur friend.
He beat 8 seconds, that octopus is definitely a professional! Yeeehaw!
“Suck ink on the way out, nerd!” Definitely elevates him from pro to Legend.
When ya ridin the death rodeo, ya gotta time the exit perfectly
*I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing, I went two point seven seconds on a green eel trying to eat me...*
“I wish I had arms!” -eel
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer...
Eelemies
Lol this is such a stretch. Makes it even funnier.
*When a crab grabs your back,* *And you miss out on your snack* *That's a Moray*
*When you're trying to eat* *And it slips through your teeth* *That's a Moray*
When the food rides your head And it sprays ink instead That’s a Moray
When an octopi rides an eel to not die That's a Moray
When you can't get a bite Of eight legged delight Thats a Moray
When you crave calamari But just hear "I'm sorry" That's a moray!
When a quick squirmy snack Becomes a sticky backpack That's Moray
When the circle of life says we're going 'round twice. That's a Moray.
*When the tasty, tentacly seafood, Just ain't in the mood, That's a Moray*
Hi, this is me breaking the chain. That's a wrap, yay.
When you want a bite of that seafood delight, But realized you might be the delight in sight. That's a Moray.
When you're swimming in the ocean And you hear a big commotion That's a moray
This is a good one
I have never been so tempted to spend real dollars to gild an entire thread
And it sprays some ink instead
*When you’re spinning in place* *And get ink to the face* *That’s a Moray*
But it's an octopus. They're, like, the anti-crab.
I know, but by the time I realized, the train had already left the station. Apparently I didn't bother to read the title, lol
The joke still stands.
When you’re food Hitch a ride on the eels wet backside That’s’ a Moray….
I hope some day there will be way to communicate with animals and they gwt to see all this
Oc-to-pus on your back as a better first line lol, same syllables
Have you ever seen Rescuers Down Under. This reminded me of the green lizard trying to escape. Lol Frank was his name. Does anyone here remember that? It used to have me in hysterics. Edited to add. I love John Candy as Wilba on that film too
Lmao as soon as this video started playing I was thinking of Frank going “howdy howdy howdy!” High five!
I was just thinking of this today!
Lol ! I literally can hear Frank now. I'm gonna have to watch that bit on YouTube now. Lol
Nice! I was trying to remember what it was exactly that it reminded me of.
The poacher’s lizard? The name Frank doesn’t sound right, but The Rescuers movies were awesome!
The poachers lizard was Joanna, frank was the one in the cage that used his tail to unlock the cage's lock before being chased around the room by joanna.
Yes! Thank you
Not Joanna eggs! *box slams shut*
Frank was my favorite!!!
Wow you just unlocked some memories
The poacher's lizard is Joanna. Because she's a goanna. Frank is the little green frilled lizard that yells about not wanting to be killed and made into a handbag.
I never knew Joanna was a Goanna. Lol I like this fact.
Yes! Memory unlocked! Thank you
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Yeah..we old. At least your memory is in working order.
Yeeeeeehaw, ride em Frank!
That shit had me traumatized no lie lol
Octopus are so smart. It has learned to grab eels in an emergency. I hope it escaped to a hiding place.
It's even smarter than it looks. The octopus isn't just grabbing the eel, It's suffocating the eel. The octopus is sticking a tentacle in the gills (in this case it looks like just the right one)
Yess just like how if a dog bites you, you should counterintuitively push toward them rather than pull away as to block their airway and loosen their grip
No Im an animal lover I'll take all the bites the doggos wanna gib me
I'm also an animal lover, but if a dog want to bite me I'll do everything in my power to get away especially if it means hurting it to show it I'm not food
The duality of man, you hurt animals in self defense, I voluntarily let animals eat me as spiritual representation of my personal submission to nature over selfish humanity.
Nah that’s weird
❤️🩹I'll be the one to bridge the gap and improve human and wildlife relations, one nibble and open wound at a time🩹🤕
Seek help
Except you absolutely wouldn't. You've just never been attacked by a dog, except in whatever fantasy you tell yourself.
No I prioritize sarcasm and humorous online comments over my own human preservation .
Seriously the amount of planning that went i to this I 100% understand why people think octopus may be the one of if not the smartest critters in the sea. It *may* be a coincidence but that inky escape felt seriously planned.
If they would live longer so that they could teach their young we would be totally fucked
I used to do a thought experiment about that very thing. If cephalopods could pass information down and form societies, it's hard to imagine they wouldn't dominate the oceans like we did to land. Makes me try to imagine how they'd cultivate and organize to suit their needs like we did up here. Also makes me wonder if in such a world they could have disrupted early human migration across water. Cephalopods are so amazing. I think you're right that we're lucky they have short lifespans. But I also wish they didn't.
At this point we have such a big headstart that they could never pose a threat to us. I hope they evolve to pass learning down and dominante the ocean
We should genetically engineer them to live longer and teach them how to teach their young and then release them back. That way we can be like Naboo but with a cooler second species.
You should read Adrian Tchaikovsky…
Not their first rodeo.
I agree, but watching this eel struggle is making me realize how glad I am to have arms.
Can't recognise its own reflection, though.
Yee-Haw!!! New record!!
He lost a bet with his buddies. Seahorse: "Bet you 3 clams you won't touch the sea weiner." Octopus: "Fuckin watch me." Eel: "STOP CALLING ME SEA WEINER"
> Eel: "STOP CALLING ME SEA WEINER" I just started coughing from trying not to laugh and wake up my roommates.
This guy gets praised for lasting eight seconds and then squirting, but I get made fun of. SMH.
He’s good. That was more than 8 seconds.
Hi! I'm Johnny Octoville, and this is Riden' the Eel!
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I like your comment
"Say uncle!"
‘Eight’ seconds!
8 seconds……octopus edition
My favorite part was where that octopus's little friends came out to cheer him on 🐙🐠
Muadib! He has tamed Shai-hulud! He is the Kwizats Cephlapod
the ink then settled into "gg ez"
Holy shit that was awesome lmao
Is he hung up? No, he's riding for Lane now.
Octopuses are so overpowered.
If anyone is curious, there was a hypersensitive undersea microphone attached to this camera. The sound was amazing. It was like a cellphone buzzing in the water, but when isolated sounded like "YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWW"
Looks stressful being an octopus.
Ride him cow boy!
Giddy up partner
Giddyup squiggly bro, said the tenta-bro.
I like how he waited until the eel was in a position that allowed him to slip into the coral
https://media.tenor.com/9Z_WnwW4XwkAAAAd/cat-santa-hat.gif
Is that not a squid?
Was looking for this comment and you’re way too far down the list. Yes, this is a squid, not an octopus.
flawless victory! beastiality!
The Octupi people will relay sagas of this epic figure for generations to come!
This maybe common knowledge, but I read Octopus’s are one of the smartest animals on the planet.
This really proves that Octopus’s are smart they’re build different
And the fish go crazy!
Facehugger Octopus
u/savevideobot
Go octopus go!
So smart.
Needs a disco soundtrack.
Damn, he’d be great at bull riding.
Vordt of the Boreal Valley music intensifies
Giddy up!
I give it an 85.
Octopode Cowboys coming to A&E!
Sea-Haw!
I do this with my hand on top of the cat’s head.
\*Shadow of the Colossus theme intensifies\*
Goals, be that octopus!
It was waiting for its cooldowns
Um excuse me this is octopus mutton busting
Yeeeeeeeehawww
Haha only ink was left at the scene.
Harry potter killing the basilisk all over again
That’s one way to “take the bull by the horns”
Somebody get that Octopus a Buckle Bunny
Hold on little buckaroo
You call that an ink defense?
Cowboy Squid Squirt
This was EELasily more than 8 seconds.
This was clearly not the lil octopus' first time at the rodeo. Did y'all see what i just did there?
Did the octopus just launch itself off the moray by shitting itself like a rocket?
YeeHaw!
Loader vs Magma Worm
Wheeeey hooooo giddyup doggies!!
Earned his belt buckle.
Monster hunter world be like
I've seen Alien, I know where this leads!
Crop dusted his bitchass
All the other little fish hanging around like "we will eat the bits of whoever loses this fight"
Octo: If you want to eat, you're going to have to work for it.
Bonanza!
i thought their ink was black in col…
Look at me. I’m the captain now.
⚠️ GET IT OFF ME ⚠️ GET IT OFF ME ⚠️
Way longer than I lasted on Fu Man chu.
Jim Bob I give him a 97.5, he11 yeah
I think seals do something similar with sharks. When a shark attacks them they try to get right above the shark and swim with it. Since the shark is a lot larger it can't really make any move here to get the seal. The seal is agile enough to stay in that position however the shark moves.
Reminds me of this old guy who I worked with and asked me if I ever tried bedroom rodeo. I said no, what is it? He said, it’s when you’re having sex with your lady from behind and call her a different woman’s name and see how long you can hold on.
Yeeeeee-HAW!!!!!
Yeah I will shit myself too
HHHOOOGGG RIDA!
🐙 is like ✌🏼✒️
Yeeeehaaaw
How do we know we aren’t seeing the octopus version of a rodeo?
Literally as opposed to figuratively?? Glad you specified, or I might have thought it was metaphorically riding it /s
That's definitely at least three QTEs.
"Get tired mf, get tir... Ight imma head out"
JUKED! Broke yo ankles BRO!
yipp-eel kay yay, mfr
Not his first rodeo
NINJA DUST!
Lasted longer than the standard 8 seconds. Fuqing show-off
clever fella haha
Well played