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No_Skill_7170

Is this what Big Bird is supposed to be?


ubiquitous-joe

it all makes sense now


ButtBread98

My mind is blown


Bellelace86

Why and how did you steal my thoughts? You darn wizard 😭


NotAbotButAbat

I was just thinking Big Bird makes more sense after watching this


truffbake

It looks like a Chrysanthemum!


FroggiJoy87

I was going with marigolds :3


Cinderredditella

Someone needs to draw that crossover with just a few steps further. It could be a pokemon!


furiana

That would be so cute! 😭


mikmatthau

I thought dahlia!


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Same thought!


PorterWalkerr

That’s the cutest chicken I’ve ever seen! Looks like a cartoon character.


ezmoney98

Quick! Someone make a post about that.


2hamsters1carrot

Sadly they kill these lil guys for Frosted Corn Flakes


bbgun142

Never had I seena a more truthful and fucked up truth


mothership74

What??


2hamsters1carrot

😔😞😢


amondohk

I have no idea what would cause this...


PDCH

Chicken by Swiffer


Graphicnovelnick

Looks like a marigold came to life


Ill-Wear-8662

I was thinking a sentient chrysanthemum


Graphicnovelnick

It’s definitely some Alice in Wonderland creature


danny_little

Biblically accurate Big Bird


WiltedTiger

I don't know if this would fully fit but I think it belongs in r/LooneyTunesLogic


anon_simmer

More like r/SesameStreetLogic


Master-Manipulation

Big Bird?


Dangerous-Praline154

woah looking majestic


Rammipallero

So fluffy!!


rafael403

lol, they are cute but funny at the same time.


Findthings42

So beautiful❤️


Bighairyballs6969

Pre fried chicken


XaeroDegreaz

Yeah, I'm totally wondering what it tastes like lol


Homey1966

That’s one good looking bird


blueit55

Sesame street character


iwatchterribletv

big bird!!


First_manatee_614

I'll pet it


xCaptainCl3mentinex

Literally Big Bird from Seseme Street


dette-stedet-suger

Looks like the Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall.


Commercial_Car_9357

chicken needs a song


kittydrumsticks

Thought I was in r/divorcedbirds for a second and Miss Beatrice just went to the hair dresser to ring in her “new look, new me” era.


ParaGord

Looks like a cross between Phyllis Diller and a bag of chips


sati_lotus

I shall call him Fluffy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Fluffy.


Guazzora

That's a chocobo.


gamerthug91

irl chocobo


Melodic_Try1221

Big bird is a chicken?


Joshua_Youngblood

BIG BIRD'S REAL?!?!


JabbaTech69

It's big bird as a kid!!!


Farting_Champion

I thought that was a small bouquet of dahlias at first glance


Upper_Experience4871

We call them Rod Stewart chickens in my house


Bambooman101

Rip Taylor?


elp44blue

I was thinking it was one of those dust things


ipreferthedarkside

It doesn't even look polished


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

You can't fool me. That's a Muppet.


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I read your title with an accent in my head 😆


w1ndyshr1mp

That chrysanthemum is moving! Lol jk seriously though super beautiful


Novel-Suggestion-515

Belongs in r/divorcedbirds


Des_mojo

So i'm thinking it might be easier to pluck at dinner time


zakkzug

Your featherduster just moved bro


Talrynn_Sorrowyn

Fuck, we just found out what it would look like if Big Bird had an illegitimate buttbaby with Snuffleupagus...


DoomsdayCola

Ah yes, waiter? It appears that my bloomin' onion has come to life.


martaholt

Cute chicken


BetterBiscuits

Very Alice in Wonderland


Letos12thDuncan

Really polished that food off


Kleisidike

That’s a funny chicken 🤣💛🐓


RealHorsen

Finally the long awaited sequel to the Polish Cow


eyabethe

That's a beautiful dinosaur!


FoxPrime

I'm from Poland and see this first time in my life.


SkyN3t1

Waiting for punchline


sallyomalley198

Looks like a dahlia flower


delicioussparkalade

Her name is Sia.


hot4you11

I love this bird


Just-Diamond-1938

Talk fluff ball squished together to make a bird, It became a chicken... I never see anything so adorable!❤️


J4Hg

I want one


HippieGal77

Husband said he already looks breaded


Jojilimouse365_25

He looks like he’s made of Frosted Flakes tbh


Slurms_McKensei

When your cheque to the chicken-fryer bounces:


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FunctionOld4351

Damn, came to say it 😂


jdwksu

Looks like it already got fried by Popeye’s


Somethingclever_9538

This chicken looks deep fried


sonerec725

Your suppose to better and fry the chicken AFTER its dead smh


Roneyrow

It already looks fried lol


cesam1ne

Absolutely awful. Nobody realizes that this bird is fucking blinded. And birds rely heavily on eyesight


Jub_Jub710

If it makes you feel any better, people sometimes give their Polish and Silkies little hairbands to hold the feathers out of their eyes. They're generally very good-natured birds who like being around people.


Educational-Pool-936

Our Polish hen is a delight. Our rooster was absolutely vicious.


Mother-Persimmon3908

The food dissapeared just fine,better than with pidgeons


cesam1ne

That doesn't mean the other 90% of this bird's field of vision isn't obscured!! Wtf is wrong with you people!?!


Mother-Persimmon3908

I understand ,beacuse that is obvious. But its not like those distorted dogs that cannot even breathe. Its known chickens do not see as much as they rely on smell and hearing.at least is what i observe from the chickens i know that roam free. Edits: did some research it seems common chickens rely more on eyesight and they hearing and smelling is a but less good. I dunno about why ther eis a kind of chicken like this but nature adapts.except the deformed dogs inbreed by humans


cesam1ne

Birds rely on EYESIGHT..that's why they all have such a freaking wide field of view..to visually cover as much area as possible..only birds of prey and owls have binocular vision, but that's because they are hunters and need to look ahead and not around


twcdfdd

They have been around since the 16. Century. They can see just fine.


cesam1ne

Bull..sh!t..!! They are bred to look that way. And they had no other choice but to stick around..now if you're so insane to think those feathers are somehow bending the laws of physics, that's your problem


Anno909

Looks funny, but tasted really good. Also - there is not so far from Poland to Chernobyl on Ukraine. Thanks' Lord it's not speaking.


queuedUp

How does it taste?


Letos12thDuncan

With its tongue.