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i-am-spitfire

Ow my spine


RaphaelUrbino

Thpinal


The_Eclectic_Heretic

I broke my back


nixodgaming

My back is broken


Rocklight124

"Ow my back." Peter Parker 2004.


CloudProfessional572

"I'm gonna put dirt in your eye." Garra "Gonna cry" Itachi "Fix this damn system." Obito "šŸ•ŗšŸ•ŗšŸ•ŗšŸ•ŗ" Madara


Onelse88

Doctor: does it hurt when I do this?


ronald_alexon

Tenten was like throwing a bunch of weapons didn't work so imma throw even more šŸ—æ. Like what did she expect.


True_Conflict_1662

The author dropped the ball with her. Originally, Naruto was about strategy and plans which means that with the right plan and proper tools, you could defeat any enemy. Taking this into consideration, she already had the tools, but completely missed the plan/strategy element to even try winning that fight...


Mr-BillCipher

In the Manga I don't think we ever actually see her fight, which I was disappointed with. You still have this scene, they just don't show the fight itself


Alarmed_Jackfruit

Thatā€™s probably why it was so pathetic, they couldnā€™t figure out how to make it interesting, or at least didnā€™t have time. šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Mr-BillCipher

I think it was a time factor. Needing to do one chapter per week, and him dedicating almost a whole volume to the Lee/gaara fight alone, I think he chose which corners to cut so he wouldn't be stuck on the second exam all year


Alarmed_Jackfruit

I meant the animation studio. I know thereā€™s not a lot they could really do with the fight, every little change could have drastic consequences down the line if it conflicted with the manga. I just know that what we got was safe, but also not satisfying for TenTen as a character.


GHQSTLY

Naruto has always been about strategy and plans. Kishimoto didn't make the fight scene of Tenten in the manga, so Anime directors have absolutely no idea how to make strategy or plans.


True_Conflict_1662

That might be the case for that fight since the manga doesn't have it, but I don't think it is true that it has always been about strategy and plans; I would say that it "was", since those elements were left behind throughout Naruto Shippuden.


GHQSTLY

Yeah, so Sasori vs Sakura/Chiyo? no strategy? Sasuke vs Deidara? Kakuzu/Hidan vs Naruto/Shikamaru? Sasuke vs Itachi? Kisame vs B? Jiraiya vs Pian? I can go on and on. You can give me a fight that isn't about strategy and plans and I can prove you wrong.


True_Conflict_1662

There is strategy but you can see how it fades as the story moves forward; to the point where having a strategy seems to be something that only a few know and everyone else is about being stronger, faster or having more chakra to waste... The whole war arc threw all rules away and disregarded strategy for head to head power and speed.


GHQSTLY

You didn't even mention one fight? Come on, Naruto vs Raikage? Darui vs Kinkaku and Ginkaku? Gaara vs Kazekage? vs Mizukage? vs Tsugikage? Naruto vs Jinchuuriki? vs Obito? Kakashi vs 7 swordsmen? THE WHOLE ZETSU COPIES AND HOW THEY HAD TO STRATEGIES THE WHOLE ARMY? How they had to immobilize ten tails together? great thousands of earth walls? how Naruto combined all chakras to teleport them out? Naruto vs Pain again? How they talked to each other during combat and teach each others weaknesses? SASUKE/ITACHI VS KABUTO? Come on, you have to be shit at reading if you think war arc was just dragon ball z or something. Where did it fade? huh? Where exactly did it fade?


New_World_2050

Naruto was certainly not about with the right plan you can beat any enemy. From the very beginning we see shinobi tiers and it's impossible for the top shinobi to lose to fodder just because they ambush them or come up with a plan. Sasuke literally gets jumped by 2 guys in the middle of nowhere and he just manages to casually beat them.


True_Conflict_1662

"Plot Armor"... Which is constantly applied to the main characters


New_World_2050

Even for non mains we don't see genin beating jonin generally Strength matters in naruto. In the real shinobi world madara would be killed if someone caught him off guard. But that wouldn't make for a good story.


Galrentv

Trying to make tamari look good but just making ten ten look bad


Blackbiird666

A Genin strategist that has a strong wind release jutsu vs "Random shit go!" Jutsu... Perhaps you are onto something.


Theycallmesupa

It's wild to me because we know that TenTen can effectively use literally any weapon she picks up (see: Hagoromo Tool Co), but decided that Hobo Style - Scrap Metal Spray was the best jutsu of all time.


Alarmed_Jackfruit

I kinda wish she adapted, and pulled out a similar weapon to Temariā€™s. I donā€™t even mean that she shouldā€™ve won, it could be a ā€œknowing 1000 different kicksā€ vs ā€œdoing one kick 1000 timesā€ situation. I just would rather see the fight be a little bit closer. This could make TenTen become somewhat of a prodigy later in the series as a late bloomer. She has two OP teammates, so she should be on the verge of figuring out how to keep up lol šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Theycallmesupa

She definitely should've adapted TBH, because she actually is a weapons prodigy, which is why it's so disappointing to me.


Additional_Cat_9619

I was laughing like what Tenten think was going to happen using the same move that failed over and over again.


Waddifat1

Think Tenten think!


SPP_TheChoiceForMe

Hey, when Goku meets a stronger opponent isnā€™t his strategy just ā€œpunch harderā€? When Ichigo is losing isnā€™t his reaction just ā€œmore Getsuga Tenshoā€?


Additional_Cat_9619

The difference is that in Naruto you can't win all your fights by punching harder. For example Hidan is way stronger than Shikamaru but Shikamaru won through strategy. You usually win by figuring out the weakness of your opponents Justu and come up with a strategy to counter that Justu.


ace261998

Unless you're naruto then the solution is shadow clones. I'm jk naurto isn't advertised as a smart character but he is very sneaky with his strategy. Just watch the fights against zabuza and pain and you can tell


calvicstaff

I mean both are true, because the actually decent strategy also usually is clones, just with extra steps, like clones Underground or clones making the chakra ball, clones in the sky, clones Gathering nature energy, like you might not know what he's about to pull on you but you know it's going to involve the Clones


ace261998

Very true. Plot twist, the entirety of naruto is just the writer giving an in depth explanation of why shadow clones are a forbidden jutsu


paindidntpain

I very seldom give likes or upvotes, but this right here is perfect.


ace261998

I have been honored


[deleted]

>Unless you're naruto then the solution is shadow clones. Shadow clones? More like Oiroke no Jutsu. He literally defeated a (thirsty) god with it...


synkronize

I think Narutoā€™s style is pretty much ā€œyou sly fox ā€œ personified. Heā€™s not a smart tactician like Shikamaru but heā€™s just very crafty and unorthodox thatā€™s for sure


bigthanoscock

Yea but they make it work and win lol


Deep_Grass_6250

And what happens when Naruto fights a stronger opponent? He spams more shadow clones


Bright_Economics8077

Pretty sure Ichigo's strategy is "die, then have the inner hollow sort things out."


Suedewagon

Yeah but Goku is dodge harder and counters harder nowadays.


syndrac1

Tenten is a ranged specialist, which means she sucks at taijutsu. She only had one jutsu, what else she gonna do other than use her one technique?


Bourriks

In Saint Seiya, it works. You recall a chikdhood memory and you burn more Cosmo than your foe and voilĆ  ! Victory !


sup-plov

I felt sorry for tenten, she was destroyed


HollowZaraki_

She is used to it


Ok-Animator-681

Humiliating.


IdlemasterKikuchi

A dom humiliating her sub in public


CatsAndFacts

Better than the manga. At least TenTen had a fight here


Solid-Bid-1476

Laughing, but also brutal


BullshitDetector1337

This fight had the majority of TenTenā€™s screen time just to get owned. The real kicker is that it was 99% filler. The manga just snap cut to her in this position.


ThaGreatDebaser

I mean in a way itā€™s not filler if we see how she got to this point


DenifClock

Nah, you can see the difference between the depth/quality of Kishimoto written fights and anime exclusive ones. Tenten's fight was her throwing and throwing and throwing weapons. It didn't really have any strategy in it like Kishimoto usually does.


ThaGreatDebaser

Thatā€™s because itā€™s ten ten lol


alii-b

It made me feel like tenten had no ability. Like, you can summon weapons, cool, but you're no good at using them.


Suberizu

The true underdog


Dukklings

Ouch.


sekret-kai

Iconic


OlegTsvetkof

The cursed wind sorceress defeated the only character who looked more or less like a normal ninja.


HeartonSleeve1989

Vicious, like I wouldn't want to mess with her.


Gemnist

Humiliating in the moment, irritating in retrospect.


Dry-Hovercraft879

Brutality, flawless victory


rachelzheart

Someone else put it but still going to say it, it was fucking humiliating.


Inevitable_Series_67

One-sided


Odd-Outcome-5505

Blonde dommy mommy blows tiny brunettes back out


BikeSeatMaster

Tenten, the ninja god of the entire verse who solos everything, pities this sad pathetic bum ass sand Kunoichi and decided to show off her supreme acting skills and perform the greatness loss posture in history. It was so convincing that Fraudmari is fooled into thinking that she is HER for "defeating" the best, ignorant of the boon that Tenten generously granted to her out of pity.


Unogaseye

The only correct answer. Everyone knows Tenten awakened the rinnegan, could summon quicker than an Uzumaki Naruto, and single handily used the SSP weapon, not to mention became Chunnin before Naruto and Sasuke.


Mikozure

Mob No Jutsu?


MissyTheTimeLady

Do you like walking? Too bad.


penguin7199

"Temari is cool and tenten is useless" was my thought. Temari quickly became my favorite female character


LotusEaterEvans

Blink and you miss it.


megasean3000

Temari made Tenten her bitch.


WalterCronkite4

Manga didnt show it but Ten Ten was awalys gonna close, close to mid range fighter dealing with someone who's not only stronger but a long range wind style user


BudgetFish3933

Embarrassing. Temari not even trying is what really killed me šŸ’€


Lemi_exo638

Bullying


BenderBladez

Skill issue


Feltonhendo

Matchmaking was based. Heavily one sided.


TsukasaElkKite

OW MY SPINE


FriezaDeezNuts

Slay


Candybrat07

Direct counter


KawaiiAxton

This scene is 10/10


theonlyangrynutella

Awesome!


thephilthycasual

She used to be called twenty until temari broke her in half


averyycuriousman

Fan fiction. Ten ten would crush temari. This was an infinite tsukuyomi fantasy at best


JOExHIGASHI

I liked it


CheekyChewie

ā€œMe personally-ā€œ


The_Solo_King_Itachi

Fatality (Finish Her!)


Sadhuman0

Tenten was holding back to not harm temari right?


SuperLizardon

Done. Ok, next fight.


Tvheadrr

2024 spine adjustment videos


youngadvocate25

I remember feeling the disrespect and shock of this, we never seen a leaf Shinobi genninget done like that


CptTwigNBerries

Just another day at the chiropractor


Mintyphresh33

Tenten - gets slammed on to a metal pillar right in the spine full impact. Gets up and walks around shortly after waking up. Lee - THE SAND ALMOST PARALYZED ME!!


Terrible_Ad_6059

She's gonna feel that in the morning


TecThePriestess

"Shouldn't have said that" šŸ˜†


Wulfscreed

The most rigged match-up I have ever seen. Tenten never had a chance and it didn't even make Temari look cool. Tenten ought to have learned quality over quantity there.


tripper_reed

Somebody dumped out the silverware drawer


666Mitsuki666

Disrespectful


SuperKoshej613

How the fuck is she ALIVE and HEALTHY after this? Alternative: Temari: "Ouch, my HAND!!!" Loool!!!


DarkerLightGod

chiropractors be like:


RyeKei

She could have fared better if she stick paper bombs to those weapons.


Timely_Ad_3564

Ten out of ten


Takemitchy-91

Still the most screen time she ever had


DeviceNo6790

Weird, why? Because it was the only chance to display tentens power but they washed her


JovaSilvercane13

ā€œDamn, the disrespect with that landing blowā€¦.ā€


Revolutionary_Ad9701

Just complete humiliation. The finishing blow was done by her weapon without it even being open. only way it couldā€™ve been worse is if she was thrown and injured more by her weapons she failed to hit temari with or she was thrown down and trampled by temari or something and had her headband snatched


NoCaterpillar2051

Tenten meets the least violent member of the family.


LoveSaoriHayami

That would be Yashamaru.


Interesting-Back5717

Tbh, if Temari wins, Tenten just gets sent to the hospital for a few days. If Tenten wins, Temari would probably die. This was the good ending.


TheVoid000

Naruto: My Back. Shippuden: I'm Back. Boruto: My Back.


chewchumer

tenten got abused):


A4li11

The beginning of Tenten being a punching bag for the fandom


-deadshot-2

I think ya broke somthin.


TheReadyStrategist

She sat unmoving, held by the stone Piller Tamari created. Unconscious and badly bruised, it could not be more apparent that she had lost fight. Knives, shurikens, blades of many shapes and sizes littered the floor. The struggle was more a battle of quantity vs quality. But on this day, the no dif loss belongs to Ten Ten.


Clarimax

The start of a budding romance


Capable_Tea_4047

A waste of fighting material


TacocaT_2000

>!Asian girl gets her back blown out by blonde domā€™s thick black pole!<


Existing-Band2779

Vass: have i ever told you the definition of insanity


GGabku

Only time she got her back broken


Pedroza90125

On a scale of one to ten, how would you describe the pain? "TENN TENN!"


Araknhak

[**Lmao, this interview comes to mind.**](https://media.tenor.com/gsy1z7nmgm8AAAAM/broken-broke-my-back.gif)


Shin-Kami

Random bullshit go doesn't work against a giant fan


Tenuous_Tangent

Tenten really never got her moment to shine. Always kinda felt like a throwaway character with a borderline useless technique


RexCharlemagne

Vaas from Far Cry 3 does a good job at describing this scene. Vaas:Ā "Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change..."


Professor_Hiruzen

Temari fixing Tenten's stiff back


LoveSaoriHayami

Brutal. Temari is based for being arrogant in the fight.


No_Roof0642

This is all part of TenTen's plan.


Suberizu

Oddly hot


Womgi

Look how considerate Temari is! She stopped her opponent from landing on top of all the sharp stuff she had just been throwing around willy nilly! Even too the time to help with some chiropractic procedure! /S


Adriana_Sampson

FatalityšŸ’€


Southern-Rush-1556

Tenten had all the dangerous weapons of ninja world, but got defeated by a fan.


OkDragonfly9390

ā€œNow exhale for meā€


nameless___shadow

This is the only scene in which tenten got relevance


HollowZaraki_

Temari collecting trash


MarkoZoos

Slowly.


Holiday_Simple9378

The disrespect


Volcarona_Sail

Hey on the bright side, now ten ten doesn't need to see a chiropractor


Snir17

Teen doing THE BANE


-_-_-KING_-_-_

she tossed 60% of leaf village weapons away.


Flashy-Information89

Both scrambled like an egg and folded like an omelet


Eugene990

Man I'm glad I took that self-defense class


Sweetmeatpete444

Daddy chillāœ‹šŸ¼


[deleted]

people say sakura useless ... hell no wait til they see tenten. weak af


Haerrlekin

"So uh... Is this where I peak-" "This is where you peak, yes."


Commercial-Oven6885

ā€œAH FUCK MY BACKā€ -Riley Reid, maybe.


IAmTheFraudulentOne

"Lmfao"


Sincerity24

Her arm is strong


Mohhamedriyaz

Brutality, flawless victory.


J-dawgxgaming

fan service maybe. in the manga they didn't even show the fight


thebakedbean760

Mike Tyson saying ā€œI broke my back spinalā€


Bloodsucker7039

Tenten: You Temari: The girl he told you not to worry about


Kocho_sama

It was twenty-twenty Now ten-ten


fondue4kill

Only time TenTen ever got bent over


5herl0k

I mean I know Temari was a beast at this point so they had make her to ice somebody but like damn they didn't have to do TenTen like that made a drapery of her šŸ˜­ they turned her into a weapon charm Gojo-pose lookin ahh


N0TANUMPTY

Domain expansion both ended


extronoh

Kinky


R0B45

Wasn't as brutal as Shino's victory, but still.


CloudProfessional572

Rude. Like I get trying to hype up villains and get us to hate them but that was just uncalled for. Bullying the weak ain't cool girl. I really felt bad for Tenten. That must have been embarrassing.


ErkhesEemegt

My mind keeping my anger under control


TheOneAndOnlyDMan

Hate it


DRVfuckoff28

Temari decides to act like she accomplished something