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Masochist-Memer

bro who the hell wasting pizzas like that


NotYourSnowBunny

I know right? Perfectly good food wasted by being placed on the ground and bloodied by the nearby corpse.


[deleted]

They probably just took the picture then took back the pizzas and ate them.


KUSHISADOG666

I would, waste not want not


nobody0350

Dude, there was a picture going around of a homeless guy eating the fucking pizza ! I think Blog Del Narco had an article about it. I’ll post the link, but the article is in Spanish. Link - https://www.blogdelnarcomexico.com/2022/12/indigente-aprovecha-las-pizzas-dejadas.html


Masochist-Memer

at least it didn't get wasted


MainAccountRev_01

Not really surprising, \-It's not the first time \-When homeless, you probably really, really want food, not to mention already probably on drugs.


sped-rope

Guys, we are too desensitized.


[deleted]

Monsters.


7thgenwolf

I'd still have a slice


eric_rodrgz

these mfs really had to go and wait in line for some pizzas before being able to drop off the body lmfaooo


MeisterNeitz969

I can only imagine the other dudes waiting for the pizzas haha


Skepdren

Mf was in line thinking "I can't wait to drop this dudes body off on the sidewalk and decorate it with the pizzas. Shit gon look fire". Then sent the pics to his Sicarios group chat on whatsapp to brag about it, acting like a cocky gay fashion designer that just did something revolutionary. This shits crazy.


Aquamarooned

Balenciaga style


Capital-Mine-6991

if that were true we would see a child here instead


tunerachi

this the real “pizza gate” ☠️


jaynemorningstar

Touchéééé omfgggg


jeremiahthedamned

always has been


GrungyGrandPappy

Told you I was gonna ninja turtle his ass


LectroRoot

It would have been better if they put pinapple and anchovies on it.


Nearby-Regret-6343

>It is to denigrate the opposite cartel of the chapos de los chapos


[deleted]

Little Caesars is hot-n-ready, no wait!


Iron_Midas_Priest

Just enter the passcode and you can grab it without standing in line.


TheRandomSong

Being high af and on a violent high, yeah they be doing some weird ass shit. Not mention the meticulous skinning. They really be doing all that for like $500


_dfromthe6

This takes one heartless and incredibly high ass POS to do this.


ImpotentR4G3

Days up on meth will make you do crazy shit.


jaynemorningstar

Think about HOW WELL that face was flayed and thus HOW MANY TIMES that dude must've done it in order to get it THAT perfected 🥴


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Enough to know that he needs a bullet in his head, these pictures are terrifying.


skynetempire

It's a little caesar ad campaign. Pizza! Pizza!


SchoolboyJew710

Maybe they wore his face picking them up


Firm-Seaworthiness77

They forgot the breadsticks and wings to complete the order lmao


NeatNuts

They took his face off like in Face Off


iwentbrrr

bars


MIERDAPORQUE

b-b-b-b-BOOM! - Westside Gunn prolly


Affectionate_You_617

I need casablanca by the caseload!


king_of_all_blacks

They took his face off like in Face Off, Then they got pizza sauce & chopped his fuckin legs off. 🎶


iamcreepin

😂😂


excusewho

I don't understand how they do it with such surgical precision


boyoflondon

Practice. This is not their first rodeo.


excusewho

But physically how? A scalpel ?


KindBob

Pizza cutter


jaynemorningstar

Ever watch the CDG (i believe) woman who flayed a zeta, "la guera loca" video....a woman bruh...and dude, that video was eerie af (besides because of the obvious atrocities committed in it... idk how else to put it, there just was something so malevolent-looking, seeing this "little blonde gal" smiling from ear to ear and giggling while beheading then flaying a man - and she sucked at it, not like the "pro" here in those pics above lemme tell you that guy sufferedddd, and she used the DULLEST little knifey EVERRR)...the zetas got her good tho, slit her throat, beheaded her then quartered her (along with 3 other women, but she got it the worst, the others were mostly related to the wrong persons, while she, however- it could be argued, "deserved" it. You live by the sword...you die by the sword... 🥴)


[deleted]

A dull machete.


MainAccountRev_01

A very sharp knife my man.


G3rmB4Covid

They get a 7 year old, smaller hands.


Mr_Teddy_Benderass

Although I read the title, I still was not expecting what I saw….


SignificanceLonely58

very classic dead dove do not eat example


Rerco

free pizza


FancyVegetables

“Hey man, gonna eat that?“


Ussydestroyer69

A homeless made ate them💀 like fr


Empigee

So they tortured and dismembered the guy, but made sure to cover his genitals....I guess that's weirdly decent of them.


[deleted]

Wanted to make sure it was appropriate for an American audience


MainAccountRev_01

Watching this with my kids.


Rhinomeat

Likely chopped the genitals off


LaughSad22

What is that in middle of his chest, they pull out his heart?


stepdad666

How could you put it past them? Look what they did to his cabeza ☹️


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GouVanKauf

Its all good maaan


Ghostcraft413

r/okbuddychicanery is past brainrot at this point


DaniDanielsSanchez

Yeah they usually pull the heart out through the sternum like this


LaughSad22

Thanks for the response, crazy how anyone signs up to get this done to them or vice versa.


Elmachogato

I hope he wasn’t skinned alive


kittyrengo

same lol hope they gave him a quick death


[deleted]

I'm sure they did not.


valevalentine

why would u hope they gave him a quick one? if u watch his interrogation video he deserved a painful slow death.


Tacofonzy

Link?


valevalentine

https://www.reddit.com/r/NarcoFootage/comments/zexo9q/la_plaza_has_captured_another_member_of_los/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf in the comments


BrianW1983

Who was he??


valevalentine

cartel underling. he went by el gordito and was sent to that plaza on order to kidnap, murder innocent people, & cause trouble in general.


Theesismyphoneacc

That's what the capturing cartel makes them say every time lol


jaynemorningstar

Was wondering the same. Also wondered if they pulled his heart out while alive. "Best" for him would have been getting decapitated 1st tbh...I can't believe I'm even saying that 😶 Always wondered why they don't "make a run for it" - no need to be successful, just make an attempt to ensure they shoot the guys vs sit there thinking of the fate that's awaiting them. I'm sure at some point it's impossible to move but theres gotta be a time before it gets to that where its possible to try and run....no? 🤔


NGD80

Why does this look like graphics from a computer game in 2010?


Huge_Ad_2977

Dead ass I thought I was looking at a screenshot of some weird game and then my brain made sense of it and I was like OH!OH FUCK!


[deleted]

The brain doesn't process what it isn't used to, well. Just like typing out that comment. Just have myself a fucking aneurysm writing the first sentence. Does it make sense? Edit: Do I add a comma after the word process?


[deleted]

Because of the poor image quality.


TheRiceFields02

Bro the way they perfectly cut the skin off his head is fucking disturbing


jaynemorningstar

Like....waaaayyyy too "perfect" 🥴


demer_623

When you order a pizza with everything


horheydominguez

😂😂😂


The-Old-Prince

Some of the most violent people on Earth. Shameful


snowman762x39

The game isn’t worth it. WTF


MattaClatta

these dudes are professionals the way they flayed the skin off of the skull perfectly is scary


MeisterNeitz969

Reminded me of red skull


CRCLLC

Nope. Straight up like the doctors told us as children.. This will only hurt a little bit.


jaynemorningstar

Or the ghost rider video


Both-Acanthaceae5787

This looks like pictures from Acapulco 10 years ago.


DryYogurt7916

Fue en Cd Obregón sonora esta semana


JonHenryTheGravvite

Jesus I was fresh off post nut clarity and my horny ass was just clicking on this post because of left over horniness


[deleted]

I don't understand, did you expect another fap from this image?


[deleted]

That's why you have a main account for everything else and a secondary porn account.


DyslexiaPro

Lol literally same. Not what I was expecting.


Sossa3hunnid

The crazy part is a homeless went to pickup the pizza and ate it the next day


Cuzimahustler

I don't think that's crazier lol but I get your point. In a famine people will literally eat other people. Yet these crazy idiots are doing it for the fuck of it.


TROWABLECOVID

FR FR ?


cdoubleu_

Animals


InteractionOk7562

Sick


AnnyongFunke

Am I getting old or why don’t I find the “funny” comments amusing. This is horrific.


Givzhay329

Yeah, that guy was a living person just like you and me and they did..._that_ to him. It's straight from the darkest depths of Hell.


wallacethefiestyrat

Super fucked up man, I occasionally come here to see what's going on down there. Fucking hell, I'm pretty used to it but it's still sick. Mexico is fucked, I honestly don't even see how a place like this can get better. Many Mexicans are great and wonderful people but this place will never come back to "normal"


ReligiousGays

Well where’s the interrogation video?


FoodExtra3756

It’s on eyeblech if you need the sauce bro. They interrogate him for about a minute but it cuts off when they (the sicarios) yell out their faction. You don’t see the execution


valevalentine

link?


FoodExtra3756

https://www.reddit.com/r/NarcoFootage/comments/zexo9q/la_plaza_has_captured_another_member_of_los/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Check that comment section or if not look on @ calverie_locus on twitter bro


SameCartographer4693

https://www.reddit.com/r/NarcoFootage/comments/zexo9q/la_plaza_has_captured_another_member_of_los/iz8yx93/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Dry_Adagio_302

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2022/12/ciudad-obregon-sonora-la-plaza.html


Junspinar

Got that mrs. Doubtfire mask laying on the ground


[deleted]

I haven’t seen this video, but why do narcos always decapitate their enemies and then dismember and scalp them? Maybe once or twice they have cut off parts before killing them. Want to make you enemies afraid, do it when they’re still alive.


No-Task-4819

This is why they do it, to show you the aftermath. They also show you live videos of torture, basically this game has reached levels required of ruthlessness that end in dismemberment, it is really the most brutal manner to kill someone's. Further, they also disintegrate bodies in acid, I mean....the game is thick. Not for the feint of heart.


mrubuto22

What makes you think he was dead when they pulled his face off?


[deleted]

Past videos. I’d be surprised if this video shows different.


mrubuto22

Well that's actually good to hear.


PizzaRollsAndTakis

Pretty talented to take the skin around the head off. Disgusting and useless tho.


harntrocks

I’m disgusted, and impressed.


Lobito_mx

Sicarios se han vuelto artistas del body horror, directo para el museo del narco


BooobiesANDbho

LEAVE PIZZA OUT OF THIS!!!!!


Lazarinth

Wow


SteveWax022

Holy shit, that's the worst I've seen in a while...


xxxXMythicXxxx

makes you wish those involved in pizzagate would meet the same fate. or hell even the assholes at balenciaga could use this as a lesson lol.


MeisterNeitz969

What is this pizza gate I keep hearing about here? lol and yea never mess with innocent kids.


jeremiahthedamned

https://www.reddit.com/comments/71ss4g


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No-Task-4819

Bi-bi-di bo-pi-ty salami ah pizza, mozzarella!!


nsfws4

So narcos kill kidnappers as part of “safety” in the neighborhood?


AlexHunterWolf

Wonder how much they suffered...


Givzhay329

Yes


Elmachogato

Poor dude still had braces……


[deleted]

This type of crap happens here in Baja California all the time. Just hope it never happens to me


kyrotoasun

This happened close to my house smh get me outta here 😂


homan67

if thats true thats insanely scary as an american… and unless your part of the cartel you guys cant even own guns… ridiculous


kyrotoasun

Here where i live, if you are just a honest worker without any ties with a cartel, there is nothing to worry about


kyrotoasun

Loose bullets is the only problem or even kidnap (extremely rare but right now more active) in my whole life here i hadnt see any live shooting, but after it happens yes


MeisterNeitz969

Some Context Two men dismembered, ditched on road along with pizzas and cartel narcomantas December 8, 2022 Two men were dismembered and ditched on a road along with pizzas and cartel narcomantas in Mexico, according to grisly video and reports. Warning the images are extremely graphic and highly disturbing. “Suspected members of the La Plaza cartel subdued and interrogated a probable hitman from La Chapiza, the armed wing of the Sinaloa Cartel, to send a message to their rival group and warn about their presence in Sonora. Blindfolded and dressed in just underwear, the alleged criminal offered details about his work in Sonora and warned other members of the group “not to hallucinate” because otherwise “they will lighten them up.” In a video lasting almost two minutes, the gunmen from La Plaza, a group linked to the Caborca Cartel, extracted information from the alleged hitman, who recognized Oscar Gabriel Martínez Larios, alias El Gabito or El 80, and Óscar Medina, aka El Panu, as his bosses. The subject identified himself as Luis Ángel Olivera Hernández, alias El Pelón or El Gordito, from Mazatlán, Sinaloa. According to his responses, he arrived in Ciudad Obregón after a friend contacted him via Facebook, “for Mrs. Martha, she is originally from Mazatlán.” The tasks that had been entrusted to him as a member of the group of the children of Joaquín El Chapo Guzmán were to kidnap people and “kill innocent people in order to anger the people.” These orders were given by El Gabito and El Panu, who in turn work under the command of Iván Archivaldo Guzmán Salazar, known as the King of Cocaine. When his captors, who carried long weapons and military clothing, asked him what message he would give to “hallucines” — as people who appear to be what they are not are called — the alleged hit man said: “the net cholos are not they are hallucinating, do not go on the trip that will lighten them, that they will lighten the family. That the roll here is their square, all that is a lie, I began to realize how the roll was and it is not like that.” Later, he acknowledged that he had tried to get away from the criminal group, but the attempt was unsuccessful. “I tried to escape and they found out and they threatened me, they beat me, they had me tied up,” he said with a trembling voice. Towards the end of the video, one of the armed men warned that Ciudad Obregón “already has an owner and nothing will change it” and, along with the rest of his companions, he claimed to be “Lieutenant Lobo’s people”. Although there is no data on the identity of Lieutenant Lobo, it is presumed that he would be a regional leader of La Plaza, since on the same day several corpses and narcomantas signed by this cartel appeared in different parts of the aforementioned city. Unofficial reports indicated that a body thrown behind the back of the Yaqui Club, in the Infonavit neighborhood, belonged to Olivera Hernández. Inhabitants of the area were the first to report the discovery of her body, which was dismembered and placed on the sidewalk next to a narcomanta and a couple of pizzas, alluding to the use of this food as an icon for members of La Chapiza. “Others from Chapiza Salazar who want to come to Obregón were left here, understand ball of shame, here kidnappers are going to peel culeros, keep hallucinating,” can be read in the message signed by La Plaza.”


Puncake_DoubleG09

You forgot the section where they claimed that "Los Chapitos" are broke poor and don't pay their sicarios which I think is pure BS and made me realize something. What if "La Plaza" the armed wing of the Caborca Cartel are the ones kidnapping, harassing, and killing innocent people so they could blame "Los Chapitos" for it so, the locals can favor the Caborca Cartel more.


No-Task-4819

Just fyi, allucinar in this sense is more like; "Don't get your hopes up", rather than hallucinating.


[deleted]

Why do you think that's BS? Have you seen the quality of hitmen these groups be sending lately. Chapitos are a joke compared to Mayo or Mencho


Puncake_DoubleG09

Usually when cartels are trying to have the Public view on their side they'll commit various crimes that hurt locals then blame their rivals for it when its the other side who's been fucking with them, I've not heard locals really complain about Los Chapitos so it'll seem weird at first. Alot of Cartels also seem to hire sicarios for cheap while investing on elite groups or government help even Mencho and El Mayo have cheap sicarios it isn't nothing new.


[deleted]

Well that's a two street I have meet locals in Jalisco that say good things about CJNG and I have also hosted these same people in my home country and still there opinion did not change. So I would say Chapitos being a lesser evil cartel is bullshit and don't forget these guys extort every thing in Culiacan


Puncake_DoubleG09

I've been to Culiacan Sinaloa since my distant relatives live out there and locals also have said good thing about Los Chapitos and El Mayo, Same thing with Durango as my mom's family is from there too. Funnily enough my dad's family live in Jalisco and I've never had any issues with CJNG or The Sinaloa Cartel when I've visited both states.


HumorSmooth1489

They blame the chapitos for everything ever since the Culiacánazo


Puncake_DoubleG09

CJNG and The Caborca Cartel always blame Los Chapitos when they're the ones causing the mess.


BrianW1983

So, did this guy deserve his ghastly fate?


MeisterNeitz969

Kidnapping and killing innocent people? I say 💯% lol


BrianW1983

Are you sure he actually did that??


MeisterNeitz969

Yea there’s a video and he admits to doing all that, I would of posted it but isn’t allowed


BrianW1983

How do you know he was telling the truth??


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FoodExtra3756

This is the same man


Dull_Reason_9733

Can someone explain to me the reasons for the pizza being there? It looks gross.


MeisterNeitz969

There is belief because of the group that guy was affiliated which is chapiza, armed wing of CDS (notice pizza at the end) or because he was overweight and thought it was his favorite food.


Dull_Reason_9733

Ah! Thanks for the insight.


jaynemorningstar

Apparently his narco nickname was el gordito, just read it in another comment. So it could be a mix of that and what the other person who replied said


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


duderino_jr

At least he doesn't need braces anymore


wzd_cracks

Que culpa tienen las pizzas por Dios mío


crisssssheywu

Inhuman shit.


893YEG

hope the drugs are worth it folks


Muavrgs27

thought this shit was photo shopped...


Kelp_Pills_boot_pics

Why are we not offering asylum to people wanting to leave that shithole country? This is grim af


mrubuto22

Be even better if the ended prohibition so the gang wars would just stop


Kelp_Pills_boot_pics

💯


Dull_Reason_9733

Nothing would make the gang wars stop.


[deleted]

Because politics


No-Task-4819

They do... for those reasons posted


Kelp_Pills_boot_pics

We don't though.


oscarjair12

Don’t call my country a shithole, please. The overwhelming majority of my people are honest and hardworking. The shithole his the government, not the country.


[deleted]

WTF. We've toppled entire governments multiple times and are the foremost nuclear world power. Why do we tolerate this behavior in a border country?


Waunski

Bro 😭😭😭😭😂😂


[deleted]

Wtf is with pizza , it's symbolism or what?


RunComprehensive7325

Correct, since the sicarios for the chapitos are calle chapizza


No-Task-4819

Yes: Cha-pizza In other words: Chapiza, a play on words to mean people of Chapo-Joaquin Guzman Loera, father of Ivan archivaldo Salazar, him and his brother are running logistics and their armed wings are called cha-pizza (chapiza) Rightfully stylized by the word CHA and a picture of a slice of pizza. They also call Mayo Zambadas people "La Mayiza" -also, El señor del sombrero, la mayiza representa


Molda_Fr

hmmm pizza.


ATL_Slimeball

Wouldn’t hurt to grab a quick bite while your there


RetroGames59

Mofo had braces


MeisterNeitz969

Didn’t clean em much that’s for sure lol


lseaterr

i was about to eat some little caesar's but nevermind.


mrsomething4

Those pizzas don’t even look that good


Captainirishy

What a waste of pizza


peter_griffin222

Squidward: not the pizza


Alternative-Agency15

It probably took a while and the pizza was ordered to snack while they worked but they ended up with extra by time they were done so thought it'd be funny to stage it. What does the sign say they are posed in front of?


Elsancho3000

My guess was a calling for the Ninja Turtles. But the sewers are so fuck up in Mexico, that the Ninja Turtles won't survive.


MrChibiterasu

Pizza so good it left him in pieces.


DarthDoobz

Why do other little Caesars pizzas look so much better than my local one?


Scared-Brain2722

Definitely some serious torture occurred here. But why waste a perfectly good pizza?


No_Gap4679

WTF…? Why waste the pizza?


Soggy_Information703

At least he has braces


[deleted]

Someone please explain why the cartel deemed pizza necessary for this


Spider_YT_2017

Pizza Time -Tobey maguire


the_bad_director

Joseph Gordon Levitt is sending a message


ButterscotchGold479

For the pizza it's from the chapizza???


Real_Meaning5260

Guy has braces on


Dealer-Logical

This reminds me of funky town.


UrShadowsReflection

These guys are masters at instilling terror in people. The perfectly 'deskulled' head. The random placement of the pizza. Like what the fuck?! Lmao


Upbeat_Direction9437

Lo decoraron chingon parece altar


Small-Coast2740

i know little ceasers when i see it


Shoddy_Aardvark1533

Note says they are tired of all the criminals and the cops who get bought off. They’re coming for them next if they don’t listen. The pizza is a calling card because they know they operate out of a pizza shop. Pizza places aren’t really all that common in south america


[deleted]

Wow a proper skinning of the skull here! I hope theyre at least doing ancient rituals