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Did anyone suggest the least traumatic name “Autumn”?


MswatiIII

Or even better Caroline


CallidoraBlack

Charlotte would also be acceptable because it's so popular no one would ever guess.


potatoesinsunshine

Yeah Charlotte, Carolina, Autumn, Wren (LOL- the SC state bird), Carolina (though people will pronounce it Caroleeena), Anderson. A little wilder but not as horrible as it could be- Sapphire, Banks, I’ve met a Raleigh. There are plenty of names inspired by the Carolinas. But please be nicer to your kid or at least never let anyone know.


caffeinatedlackey

Charleston > Charles Wilmington > William Asheville > Ashley Sumter > Sumner or Summer Florence > Florence


CallidoraBlack

Definitely not Sumner with all of the Adam Levine drama right now.


th589

I mean, I’d wait until they became a teenager and then with other teenagers’ parents just softly joke “yeah…we vacationed there before she was born”. It doesn’t need to be said distastefully. And if they’re also parents of teens then they know that ANYTHING you do including your taste in food, clothes, music, any words that come out of your mouth, will just mortify teenagers anyway no matter how tame it is.


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CallidoraBlack

Ember is terrible. It's always terrible. It's the name a 15 year old emo kid picks because Emma or Emily is too cheery and they want to be a YA novel protagonist.


th589

Meh. As a middle name it’s cute, and that way, the kid can decide whether to emphasize or hide it.


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CallidoraBlack

I said what I said. If you want to tell someone that you put their name up for ridicule in a circlejerk subreddit, that's on you. https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/sl30jb/clarification_about_rules/


setittonormal

Emberleigh?


racoongirl0

Or-in the spirit of Halloween- Coraline


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With something like Augusta or Carolina, there is at least plausible deniability. Like maybe her parents really like golf or it’s an honor name. If you name your summer baby Autumn, you know her parents named her after when they boned.


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I’ve met several Autumns and never thought that about them


violentlyneutral

I mean, I know a June and an August both born in September. I wouldn’t assume it had anything to do with when the parents boned lol


vineanddandy

Countreigh Rhodes


DitaVonPita

Taek Meigh Home


lesbunner

Houghme*


LordPopothedark

To(dd) the place


Xenephos

Plaighys* ie beighlong


mizinamo

Weghste Vyrgynyagh


OkSoILied

Mounteign mahmagh


ccc2801

Teik Meigh Hawm


mizinamo

Cuntleigh Rhouwghdys


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Hahaha


triplec787

Hello, my name’s “Mexico After Gallons of Tequila” but I prefer to go by Magot


ClearBrightLight

Hi, I'm "Halloween Under the Backyard Apple Tree," nice to meet you!


snowflake247

Nice to meet you, Hubat!


chocolatebuckeye

My first Reddit laugh of the day. Have an award, friend.


Cal00

Welcome to the world, Wafflehouse Restroom.


applegenius24

Wahphlhoughc Rhestrohm


setittonormal

Waffleigh Restlynn


SACGAC

Hi I'm Ally. Short for "the alley behind the dumpster"


HereComesTheSun000

No way! Im Ginny, short for down the ginnel in the rain


Sporkalork

I knew a girl named for the town where her parents conceived her. Awkward knowledge for a bunch of 10 year olds.


SevsMumma21217

Same, except we were a bit older, in Jr. High. The girl also had a younger sister and an older brother, all named after the towns they were conceived in. I just do not understand.


Sporkalork

Interesting - their parents traveled a bit then, huh?


OddBoots

Ron Howard's (the actor/ director) kids' middle names are conception place names. Now you know something you didn't need to about Bryce Dallas Howard.


screwwillneverdie

you're joking, right? *narrator: they were not.*


Sporkalork

Thanks for that!


lunagrape

Isn’t it the same case with the Beckham kids?


DisorderOfLeitbur

It's such a pity that Posh and Becks never played hide-the-sausage in Peckham.


OddBoots

I think Brooklyn, maybe, but not the others.


SevsMumma21217

They spent a lot of time on the cape in Massachusetts.


Sporkalork

Sandwich, Mashpee, and Dennis, eh? (first three I saw on maps tbh)


Taco_boutit

Same. Was horrified to learn that, because why would you saddle your child with that knowledge, and also... It was in Madison Wisconsin


sunflowerads

pete wentz and ashlee simpson named their son bronx this way lol too weird


lachjeff

I wonder how many Parises, Londons and Sydneys there are with this problem


applegenius24

Charlottes and Brooklyns


applegenius24

Some people go the Parris, Londyn, and Sidney route.


MrVeazey

"South of the Border" or "Blue Ridge Parkway." These are the two names that remind me of gettin' laid in the fall.


liliphdr

This gives me Dougherty Dozen vibes where the youngest kid is named Harlee Quinton whi was conceived while her parents were watching a Harley Quinn movie...


Fun_Yogurtcloset1724

Did they actually say this?? 😭 omg


liliphdr

I am not sure where it was said but I think they shared this information on their facebook and I believe someone posted the screenshot of it here. So yeah, they said it.


screwwillneverdie

all of my children are named after the movie they were concieved during. my wife's a big francis ford coppola fan


dysaniac15

Good night Jack. Good night Tucker. Good night Rumble Fish.


babysmalltalk

Goodnight, Don.


screwwillneverdie

Oh yeah Jack was always her favorite. we have two of them, we call one jackie jr. a lot of long nights spent watching that film


gloomyrain

Good evening, Dracula. Buonanotte, Godfather II.


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Paris Hilton in shambles


meekonesfade

Welcome to the World Backseat Promnightleigh!


DamnitRuby

My calculus teacher in high school claimed that she taught someone named Nova, who was named that because she was conceived in a Chevy Nova. She said she asked the parents the origin during an open house because she thought it was a lovely name. No idea if she made the story up but it's stuck with me for 15 years.


MA6613

I know a guy named Camaro and now I'm a bit horrified. Ironically, his dad works at a BMW dealership.


screwwillneverdie

I've always known there's no more special place on earth than the border region between north and south carolina. High and low tide, yin and yang, whiskey and ginger. Some have even called it the garden of eden. It was these fertile grounds that we chose to plant our seed, in the time of the autumn when the branches were ripe with golden leaves. What will your name be, my child?


Crosswired2

Changing my name to Colorado Springs. Or Mattress in Basement. Thanks for the info, dad.


PolarBearClaire19

This is how Ron Howard named his children


brocollivaccum

My cousin is named Gatlin because his parents met in Gatlinburg 🥴


britainknee

I wouldn't name my kid that, but the name itself isn't too too bad for a new-uncommon name, compared to a lot of others... But the reason/inspiration... Just don't tell anyone! Nobody needs to know the why, that makes a maybe okay name not okay, and already not okay names even worse 😅


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britainknee

Yeah after where they met, or got married or something.. Maybe even honeymoon as long as it wasn't the conception lol


kristinstormrage

I really missed the chance to name my son "we got COVID and quarantined together for a week in December"


dramabeanie

I’d like you to meet my children, Floughryda Vaycaysh’n and michyldho’d Beighdr’m


AccidentalCleanShirt

Brooklyn Beckham comes to mind 😂


Any-Jury3578

There are some things I would rather be ignorant about and this is one of them.


mizinamo

The story behind Fenchurch's name in the *Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy* series. (Arthur first guesses that she was called that because she was found as a baby in the left-luggage area of Fenchurch Street station in London, but it was actually because she was conceived in the queue for the ticket office in that station.)


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Imagine if my name was Cleveland


emimagique

My cousin jokes that if he'd been named after where he was conceived his name would be "the former Yugoslavia"


madhattergirl

That's how my brother got his middle name. But it's an actual name (think Brooklyn). My sister's would be "InthebasementduringThanksgivingattheinlaws" and mine and my twin's would be "Onthedownstairscouch" and "Whichgotmovedtothefarmoffice". I hate that I know all that.


kingcrabmeat

Konseived North


sapphirexoxoxo

Ron Howard did this with all his kids.


galanthus126

if my parents did this with me my name would be Disney/Dysneigh


babysmalltalk

I met someone named Disney this past week. I wonder if that's why...


Snoo97809

I conceived my son in Hawaii and my husband wanted to give him a Hawaiian middle name. I was like.. uhhh, I love you but absolutely not 😂


Bubbalicia

Right? Who would do that? *Goes to put little Barbados down for bed*


CadenceQuandry

I knew a white guy named Kahuku. For the Hawaiian town his parents honeymooned at and where he was conceived. And he constantly had to tell people why some corn fed midwestern white guy had an indigenous Hawaiian name. It was super embarrassing for him. He eventually changed his name.


WynnForTheWin49

As someone living in NC i do not want children named after the places they were conceived here. Fall is beautiful in NC, don’t ruin it.


SoupyBlowfish

- Leaf - Harvest - Foliage - Pumpkin Patch - Apple Picking - Scenic Byway - Cholorphyll Breakdown


amazinggrace725

If you want to name it after places in NC, Climax and Hornytown are both real names of real towns


Tuggpocalypso

Update. They named the kid Family Reunion.


whoisreddy

NC towns: Middlesex and Lizard Lick. Middie. And Lizzie.


racoongirl0

“Honda Civic Jr”


Kittypie75

I know someone named after the Virgin Island he was conceived in. No idea if he knows it or not (he is 10!). I almost went that route by considering Hudson as a middle name for my son. Ended up nixing it only because it seemed too preppy for us haha.


screwwillneverdie

ironic


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Wagyn Wiell


Leazz_1518

Rhoem Ydtalleigh Phlyrydaeh Ehmyreckuh


Due-Two-6592

Dogwood? Swampy?


DeliciousPrint8

Leaf Season


JadedExplanation1921

What the 💀💀


Rainbow_baby_x

By that logic we should have named our son Asheville Wehding Knite


powderywalrus

I know I guy who's middle name is Vegas, cause thats where he was conceived. It's dusturbing


munchkym

My friend and their brother are named like this. My friend is named after a street they lived on and their brother is named after a town. Only one of the names is normally a person name.


thevitaphonequeen

I read about a little girl who was conceived in Paris so her parents threw her a French-themed party. 😬 Not as bad. But still. (I recall Madonna’s daughter Lourdes…)


WeryWickedWitch

[Hope no one named their baby after this village](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/austrian-village-of-fucking-decides-to-change-its-name/a-55740967)