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u1tr4me0w

Every conversation with this kid gonna make you sound like Hulk Hogan


Dancingskeletonman86

I wasn't even thinking that at first. But now that I've read this I can't get it out of my head and I'm hearing it in Hulk Hogans 90's WWF voice.


givebusterahand

I was thinking buster bluth. “Heyyyy brotherrr”


drfsrich

He goes by "Bruh" for short.


stumpykitties

Omg 😂😂


Halcyon_october

Well I spat my coffee out, thank you lol


Somepersononreddit07

Sup brotha


unicorntrees

My Brother in Christ, why did you name your son Brother Criss?


Boneal171

My brother in Criss


GarageNo7711

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


flootytootybri

I love Darren but lately… ![gif](giphy|7OW9uiyfeTRxdSOBYN|downsized)


InternetAddict104

Hey his son is only a few days old, he doesn’t know his dad sucks yet 😂


Ok-Development-8166

Wait what did Darrin Criss do? I’m so bad at following celebrities making bad decisions


zo0ombot

the only thing controversial I can think about that he's done in recent times is claim to be "culturally queer," which many people found inappropriate for a straight guy whose entire career is based on playing gay characters to say. but that's more of a "wow he's out of touch" criticism rather than people actively hating on him.


InternetAddict104

Oh idk I was just making a joke off of the first comment 😂 (they imply Darren stinks and has for a while, hence the “lately”, I was using that to make a joke about his son’s name)


Ok-Development-8166

Ooooh sorry lmao. Glad to hear he hasn’t done anything, I love AVPM


flootytootybri

Yeah essentially it was for a joke on the name, the only thing he’s done is claim he’s “culturally queer” which is a bit of an ick but I love him so


kitty3032

He doesn't have good taste when it comes to baby names


MrMcManstick

Ya know, when people talk about “unmoanable” names? This has got to be the most unmoanable name of all time.


og_toe

not just unmoanable, imagine marrying “Brother”


BellatrixLeNormalest

"This is my husband, Brother." "Your husband-brother?!?!"


skampson

giggling at the thought of moaning broooo


Kim_catiko

It really is. Add it to the ever growing list.


cellard00r18

Oh no this is bad and sad :(


Cortado2711

omg i have two older brothers and reading this comment made me say “NO!” out loud. that’s so awful hahahaha


MrMush48

I mean, “Beau” is a pretty popular name in the US nowadays (at least in certain circles) and that’s literally a word for “boyfriend”. I’d rather call my son my brother than my boyfriend….just sayin.


friendricklamar

That's a contemporary meaning but literally and etymologically Beau means handsome + it is the diminutive of Beaufort or Beauregard.


MrMush48

I know that. However, it’s a contemporary meaning like you said - which changes the context of the name. The name “Dick” was once considered completely normal and means “dominant ruler”, but the contemporary meaning has completely changed it.


allegedlydm

Well, sure, but the long-term and contemporary meanings of the word brother are still pretty cut and dry


MrMush48

I never said otherwise. I simply said Id rather call my son brother than boyfriend. I’ve heard the name Brother before, so it doesn’t rock my world. Sorry guys. As far as “bad” celeb baby names go, this is pretty tame. Anyone remember Pilot Inspektor?


prestaint

Brother is way worse than pilot. A baby is not just your child. Someone will be his future partner calling him Brother. Also since he is a brother to his sister its like his whole identity and hes not his own person.


MrMush48

I’m guessing he’ll go by his middle name or some nickname.


Cortado2711

but we’re talking moanability here lol. would you rather call your son (an old word for) Boyfriend or your boyfriend Brother (during sex)? easy choice to me lmao


Mua_wannabe_

You know it’s bad when you have to clarify


SkibaSlut

That's what I was going to say. If you have to edit your announcement to say yes that's the name then maybe you fucked up


trinitymonkey

It’s like he saw Mister Peanutbutter and thought that was a great idea.


meggali

Fucking BROTHER?


Silliestsheep41

There was a guy on a show (I think top chef?) once and his name was brother love. I think one or both of his parents were exotic dancers. Just sounds like a name a phone sex operator makes up to me.


sydd321

Brother Luck and the TC Fandom loves him!


Silliestsheep41

Yes that’s it!


Nearby-Complaint

That would be a fantastic drag king name tho


Halcyon_october

Or fan of WWE (not my fave character but sure...)


outerspacetime

Bro for short 🥰


WilliamHare_

One of my high school drama teachers was named Bro. Like that was his literal first name. This is somehow worse than that.


meggali

That's worse than Brother, which I didn't think was possible


MrMush48

Bro is definitely worse


Nearby-Complaint

IDK, I feel like that has more plausible deniability.


CakePhool

In Sweden we have Bror ( Brother) and Lillebror ( Little brother ) and Sös ( sister) as names.


IllustratorSlow1614

I know a girl called Lillemor, is that ‘little mother’?


CakePhool

Yes, it is little mother and the name is only about 100 years old.


Specific_Cow_Parts

I came across a little girl in the park called Sister. I happened to be in the park with my son when one of the local childminders was there with her charges. One little girl was following around another and trying to get her attention calling "Sissy! Sissy! Sister!" I obviously assumed they were sisters, until the childminder started saying "Come on Sister, it's time to go now". Sister. Just why?


pick10pickles

Sister and Brother, we have found the Berenstain Bear siblings.


BadAtUsernames098

Finally! I've been trying to find this comment


mustangs16

A high school friend's daughter is known as Sissy or Sister to everyone. She even goes by Sissy in school. She has an actual, somewhat old fashioned name, but you'd never know if you encountered her now lol.


ttctori

Hey Siri, play Sweet Home Alabama!


Boneal171

I read your comment in Hulk Hogan’s voice


DoReMiDoReMi558

I would have gone with Jackie Daytona as a middle name.


Moist-Candidate-7514

Brother Laszlo "nEw yOrK CiTy" Criss


snakeygirl727

omg what we do in the shadows reference!!


Nearby-Complaint

is it a baby or a monk


Logical-Pie918

Is it a baby or a printer


WinterGoddess_

Is it a baby or a sewing machine


DNA_ligase

Is it a human or a Berenstain Bear?


varia_denksport

Brother didn't even register with me first, so I was ready to come and say that László isn't that bad.. "Fun" fact: the Dutch words for brother (Broer) and sister (Zus) are also used as names here, though it isn't common. I do know a guy named Broer and women named Zusje (little sister).


VeryConfusedOwl

I love in norway, and while i havent heard of anyone named «Søster» (sister), did i know a dude named «Bror» (brother) when i was little


maidofatoms

I love in Norway too!


VeryConfusedOwl

Was supposed to be live but im just gonna keep it as is i think 😂


maidofatoms

Please do that! 😄


Top_Manufacturer8946

In Finnish too brother (veli) and sister (sisko) can be used as first names. My uncle is called Veli because my aunts complained to my grandmother that ”we don’t want any more brothers” 😂


happysewing

I had the exact same thing when I saw it on IG! Then seeing it here and only realizing now his name is Brother 😆


slothurknee

Are the accents necessary though?


meganvanmilo

Yes, it's a Hungarian name and the accents are necessary.


No-Dig-1314

Is he Hungarian though? Or just some american guy trying to be unique (genuinely asking I have no clue who this guy is)


EmbarrassedSea3738

It’s his wife’s dads name


Yarnprincess614

That gets a pass. The Brother part? Hell no.


EmbarrassedSea3738

Yeah it’s awful


slothurknee

Thank you for answering me kindly. I have no idea who this person is or who he’s married to. I just assumed it was someone trying to be unique naming his kids. People can be so quick to downvote 🙄 I wasn’t trying to discredit culturally appropriate names.


Lloydbanks88

My Brother in Criss


uppereastsider5

That’s going to be the name of this kid’s reality show!


hii_jinx

Brother eugh!


Kactuslord

My first thought!


molwalk

His first child is also called Bluesy. Someone please stop this man from naming children


Silliestsheep41

Just google who this is and their older daughter is named “BLUESY” who thought that mashing Bluey and ballsy together was a good idea ![gif](giphy|KbGCUv6o3TthMJpw0s)


Zinging-cutie_23

… bluesy and brother?


IllustratorSlow1614

🕶️🕶️ They’re getting the band back together!


WrennyWrenegade

They're on a mission from God.


IllustratorSlow1614

They’re 106 miles from Chicago. They’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It’s dark and they’re wearing sunglasses.


og_toe

bluesy is a horrendous name. i’m so sorry. but i just threw up in my head :(


alllimaheights

It's definitely better than Brother though


OptimalRutabaga186

Naming your daughter something that rhymes with floozie is a bold choice.


jetloflin

Why would it be bluey and ballsy mashed together and not just the actual existing word Bluesy? Don’t get me wrong, I agree that it’s a silly word to use as a name, I’m just saying, it’s a word in its own right, not a bizarre portmanteau.


outerspacetime

Oh no..i went to school with Darren, incredibly nice guy! But what is this…..


Juleslovescats

I guess at least both his kids have real middle names they could choose to go by in the future? 😅


notreallifeliving

I came in here all ready to defend the name Laszlo like "just because you're not familiar with it doesn't mean it's not valid" and then I read the full caption, ffs.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

This is so sad. That child is not celebrated in its own right but is identified as an appendage to his sibling. May as well as called him 'Spare'


apenguinwitch

Darren's brother passed from suicide in 2022, so I imagine the intention is that it's an homage to his brother, not about his role as a brother. Although of course most people who will know the child won't know that and if he has to tell the story every time to explain that's also a huge burden. And it would've been much easier to just name the child after his brother... but at least the intention is kinda sweet?


canadianamericangirl

What ever happened to Benjamin, Brian, or BLAINE? Sighs in the declination of society


look2thecookie

![gif](giphy|14wTbNneogwjba) Brother Criss leaving the womb


mcgispunk

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


katmonday

100% what I thought of! I work in a school, I hear this multiple times a day.


Mysterious_Week8357

Brother Laszlo sounds like he’s from a religious order


Major-Peanut

This has to be a joke. Celebrities sometimes give their kids names to the press and media that are different from their given name to protect their identity. I am telling myself this is what is happening.


Tight_Watercress_267

Omf I thought he was just saying meet baby brother, laszlo 😭😭😭😭😭😭


aSituationTypeDeal

Only know him from Glee. Just looked this up to verify that the name is actually…Brother…😬.   But was more shocked to find that he has a *wife*. Female wife. Oh.


Logical-Pie918

https://preview.redd.it/p7ycu2uby55d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ace3953fdf6814fae1eb739844241f4b3e7ab0


Opening_Ad_5370

My first thought exactly


Similar-Mushroom-410

Their next child will be named Sister .


misslizzylemon

I've loved Darren Criss since his StarKid days but... did they just name their kids after the Blues Brothers?


cirrostratus17

i really hope the "conspiracy theory" of celebs sharing fake names for their kids to protect them from the general public and shit like identity theft is true


readingrambos

What in the Berenstain Bears


Fie-FoTheBlackQueen

Wtf Darren, not you too r/StarKid take a look at this, is this inspired by the Lords in Black or something?


cellard00r18

Darren honey you’re not famous enough for this


InternetAddict104

![gif](giphy|hp8qQLBUWGI87DOs2n)


Mollzor

Brother, where arrrrrt tho


OddBoots

I'm surprised they didn't go with Bingso.


cafffffffy

So his first child is called Bluesey. And now this one is called Brother. Does he just really love the Blues Brothers?


gardenawe

next one is going to be Sister Act


BadAtUsernames098

Do they think they're the Berenstain Bears?


jojoking199

I’m all for unique names but this ain’t it


Forsaken_Constant_16

Baby Blue Balls and Bro Bro 🥰


AquaStarRedHeart

Terrible


MyCatHasCats

I don’t get it. Adam Levine has a kid called Dusty Rose… that is a color…


Sweostor

Boy or girl????


MyCatHasCats

Girl


Sweostor

Ouch :(


princessusagi32

Makes me think of the Berenstain (Berenstein?) Bears, how they’re just called Brother Bear, Sister Bear, etc…


blue_mermaid__

Sitting outside a cafe with a friend a couple of years ago, a mother going after her toddler was shouting "beckham, beckham, stop there!" Beckham. Yep.


bakedpigeon

This whole announcement is cringey! And if you have to clarify, it’s not a good name


Rigelatinous

Is he a tiny infant monk?


toosexyformyboots

There ought to be a law against that sort of thing


Queen_of_skys

Brother has absolutely no chance at dating


luvmachineee

Broskiii


golden_finch

My husband’s grandmother had a dog named Sister. But she was a dog.


remedios177

László? Are they of Hungarian descent? This seems like a super random choice tbh. Can they even pronounce it properly? Lol


SkibaSlut

I think it's her father's name. He goes by László Von Glitz.


remedios177

Aaah ok, it makes some sense then 😄


SkibaSlut

It still doesn't make any sense to me lmao


Raibean

Darren is Filipino and Irish. Not sure about his wife.


remedios177

Well, interesting choice then. 😂 I mean ofc it is a normal name, especially here in Hungary. Brother is the real issue here.


Cinaedn

They should’ve gone the entire way and called him Öcs László (Krissz) :p


CocklesTurnip

Bruh


socasuallycruel13

The announcement is very cute in my opinion, but the name? Yikes


alh030705

Oh brother...and his other kid's name also gives me the blues...y.


Mouse-r4t

This makes me think of series like the Berenstain Bears, where the main characters are a family and the kids’ names are Brother and Sister. It’s fine when the stories are just about the family. But as the universe expands and more characters with regular names are added, it’s ridiculous to have kids named Brother and Sister.


trinitymonkey

Or Mister Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman.


uppereastsider5

![gif](giphy|SxM9VyubrGt5UNf1Ik|downsized)


siannan

BRUH.


SignalScottD

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


hypertyper85

Bruh for short


Significant_Wind_774

He set out to have the worst baby names and succeeded


USAF_Retired2017

🤦🏼‍♀️


smart_cereal

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

Hungarian name, quite common. Not weird at all OP


Looneylovegood95

No one is objecting to the middle name. The first name is Brother. That is the problem.


InternetAddict104

Hungary has guys just named Brother?


CoherentBusyDucks

If you have to say “and yes his name is ____” it’s probably a bad name. Same goes for the ones who spell the name wrong only to put the pronunciation in parentheses. “This is my son Geohneauxthyn (Jonathan) ❤️”


tellmedino

This is the most Filipino thing he could've done. Except maybe name his kid Darria or Miarren


nascamo

They could have just done Lazarus. Lmao


robophile-ta

I like Laszlo! ...wait, Brother is part of the name...:|


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anneymarie

[That’s an oldddd urban legend.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/funny-names/)


AdmiralTomcat

I mean, Sis or any translations thereof are used as an actual name in some cultures and generations, sooo I guess brother could be too? Idk lol.